Ali Siddiq – Mitchell – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored
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Ali Siddiq – Mitchell – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

August 16, 2019


– I don’t give a fuck about my
my mama’s tears.
What I care about is this. I was in the fucking vestibule
area with my balls lifted up squatted, letting this fucking
child predator look at me. This is what I’m fucking focused
on. I’m killin’ Mitchell, and I
already put it in my mind. [engine revs][dark electronic music]♪ [mouthing words] [gunshot] [heart beating] [roars] [gunshots] [growls] [roars] [growls] [roars] [cheers and applause] – I’m super excited to have this
guy back–he told my favorite story ever on this show. You guys are gonna love him. Give it up for
Mr. Ali Siddiq, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause]– This is what happenswhen you take a 19-year-old boy,
and put him in prison. This is what happens. Now, I’m 21 at the time,
but I just settled in to the prison now;
been there for a while. But in prison, you have
things that you’re very particular about. Like, I told my celly, “Hey, no
peeing standing up “in this cell. You have to sit down and pee.” Because of this. I pray on the floor, and so if
you urinate, you splash urine all over the
place, I’ma kill you. [laughter] All right, just setting the
tone. So you start to develop certain
type of phobias about things. I developed this phobia when I
first got to this place called diagnostics in prison. It’s a–it’s basically slavery. It’s, like, a bunch of fences. You in one fence. It’s, like–it’s a space for,
like, 80 people, but they ram, like, 200 people
in this space, and you just trying to get your
space. You don’t want nobody behind
you. You don’t want nobody’s butt in
front of you. You just want to maintain your
space. So that’s the first–the first
little cage, and you have on clothes, so they
move you to the second cage, and they tell you to take off
all your clothes. Now you naked with the same
bunch of people smashed in, so now you back trying to get
your space. You don’t want nobody behind
you. Don’t want nobody in front of
you. Trying to get your space. Dude–we all naked, so dude come
over and talk to me and say, “Hey, man, what’s going on?
What you in here for?” “Hey, dude, get the fuck away
from me. I’m naked, and you in my space.” [laughter] So I’m not really comfortable
being naked with a– a plethora
of men–I’m not–that’s not where I’m at with my life. [laughter] So…movin’ forward, now I’m in
prison, and I remember somethin’ my uncle told me: he
said, “You never wanna be naked in
prison. “You buy some shorts off
commissary, and they can’t make you take off the shorts ’cause
the shorts are not contraband.” Cool. I’ve been having these
shorts– this was my first purchase. A lot of people purchase other
things on commissary, soup and food. I bought a pair of white shorts,
$7.00. Best purchase
I’ve made in prison. [laughter] So I wear these shorts every
day–even if I wear my boxers, I wear the shorts on under my
boxers ’cause I already know any time, you can be strip searched,
and I know the rules, ’cause I was the fire and safety
clerk, you see. Let me tell you, fine–it’s
power. I know everything about this
prison, ’cause I worked for Scarborough, which is the fire
and safety man. I’m the fire and safety clerk,
so I don’t want nobody fucking with me, stripping down,
nothing. So most of the time, I’m a–I’m
a well-respected young guy in this prison, ’cause I’ve been
here since I was 19, now I’m 21, and I’m just
gaining my stripes. Officers respect me,
cause I’m respectable. And I’m so respectable that
officers don’t do this. When they call–there’s this
thing they call chow time. That’s when people run out the
door to go eat like fucking cattle. I said, “Hey, don’t talk to me
like that. I’m a civilized human being.” And the officers were like, “Oh,
chow time.” Then they’d turn around, “Ali,
excuse me, lunch for you.” I’m like, “Thank you, sir.” [laughter] ‘Cause I’m very civilized. So now, I’m–I’m about to become
uncivilized because there’s an officer named Mitch–
it’s always somebody– when a bunch of people like you,
it’s always somebody who doesn’t like you, and they’re
trying to prove a point. So Mitchell sees me, and let me
tell you who Mitchell look like. Mitchell looked the dude–what’s
the dude, Flanders, on “The Simpsons”? Who’s always like a fucking
pedophile to me, always. So I’m comin’ through, for no
random reason, Mitchell pulls me over in this area–
I’m on building eight, is where I stay at, and
it’s a high traffic area– the vestibule area. He stops me in the fuckin’
vestibule area, and say, “Hey, I think you have some
contraband. “I’m gonna shake you down.”
I’m like, “Yo, Mitchell, I just “came from necessities, I don’t
have no fuckin’ contraband. Get the fuck out of here.” You know, and put your hands
down while you’re talking to me, ’cause you supposed to stay
three feet away from me, ’cause you know I’m the fucking
fire and safety clerk, so don’t fucking break the
rules. [laughter] So he say, “Well, I’m gonna
strip search you.” I’m like, no, you’re not–
not in this high traffic area–no, you’re not, sir.
So he calls the rest of these other officers around, some
fucking rookies that don’t know me, and and he’s
like, “Yo, you gonna have to take off your clothes.” So I took off all of their white
shit–their clothes. Gave it to him–nothing.
I got my shorts on. I’m standin’ there. He say, “You’re gonna have to
take them shorts off.” I say, “That’s not the rules,
Mitchell, not the rules.” [laughter] And now I’m getting a little–
a little heated about this, because I know I have a problem
with being naked in the fucking hallway, and I
know that I have a problem with this, and I’m trying to get
Mitchell to understand. “Mitchell, this is not gonna be
good.” [laughter] “Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell.” I’m trying to explain to
Mitchell, “Mitchell…” so he gets all the rest of these
officers around. The captain comes up and says,
“I can’t go against my officer– “he say you got contraband.
You gonna have to get naked.” I say, “Captain, if I get naked
in this hallway, in front “of all these people comin’
in and out…” and I turned right to Mitchell and looked at
him in his eyes and said, “This ain’t gonna
be good, Mitchell.” [laughter] “Because I don’t give a shit
about goin’ home at this point. “I came here with 15 years,
Mitchell, I wanna do these “little 15 years and go home.
But if you make me get naked “in this motherfuckin’
vestibule area…” [laughter] So they got all these officers
around me, and I done threatened this man
with the easiest way I can threaten him without getting
sent to cell. I said, “Mitchell, this ain’t
gonna be good, brother.” So long story short,
I end up naked, and I’m pissed. I’m naked and I’m bald-headed,
and then he takin’ me through this bullshit: “Run your
fingers through your hair.” [laughter] “Open your mouth.” “I’ve been talking this whole
time. “If something was in my mouth,
Mitchell, it’d have been fell out.” “Open your mouth.” “Lift up your balls.” “Squat.” Let me explain what he just did:
I went to prison for a nonviolent case,
drug dealing. What he just turned me into was a violent young man at 21. Because you made me
cough and squat for no fuckin’ reason, other than that you wanted
see me, in my mind. So now I’m–I got tears in my
eyes, and people are walking past. Other prisoners are walking
past, and they looking at Mitchell like, “Mitchell…” [laughter] “This ain’t gonna be good.” [laughter] So for eight months, I been
planning on killin’ Mitchell. [laughter] Like, I done wrote my mama this
coded–this coded letter lettin’ her know that her son
ain’t comin’ home no mo’. I told–this is what I wrote in
the letter. I said, “Mama, prison is like
judicial slavery. I just figured this out,
and I’m Nat Turner.” [laughter] You had to know about history to
know. Y’all will figure it out. [laughter] And my mom writes me a letter
back like, “Just chill,” and she about a face with tears
on the face, and I’m, like, looking–I don’t even, like, I
don’t give a fuck about my mama’s tears. What I care about is this. I was in the fucking vestibule
area with my balls lifted up squatted, fucking coughing,
letting this fucking child predator look at me. This is what I’m fucking focused
on. I’m killin’ Mitchell, and I
already put it in my mind– It’s done.
[laughter] So I done told two people. I told two people, Allamine–his name is Leslie
Davis– and Mustapha. I don’t know Mustapha’s name,
’cause I was so terrified of Mustapha, I never wanted to
ask him his real name, ’cause then what happens? Somebody bust him for something
else in prison, then I know is real name, then
it’s back on me. Didn’t want to know. [laughter] So I told Mustapha–Mustapha was
like, “Yeah, that was foul what
Mitchell did.” Mustapha been here for
27 years–if I kill somebody, I know he down.
[laughter] Allamine got 50 years,
he ain’t goin’ nowhere. I plan on spendin’
the rest of my life with Allamine and Mustapha–
[laughter] ’cause I’m gonna kill Mitchell.
I already know this. [laughter] Don’t know how, but, like anything in my life, somethin’ is gonna break.
This dude–I’m comin’ from eatin’, this dude say,
“Hey, ‘Li.” I said, “What’s up, man?” He say, “You know Mitchell
is working the 4 gate.” I said, “What?”
Now my job in–in prison, I haven’t been happy about
nothin’ in a long time. The man told me that he was
working 4 gate, I got fuckin’ excited. Let me tell you what 4 gate is. 4 gate is the gate to closed
custody. I live on 8 building. You got to go to 4 building if
you going to closed custody. When you come around the corner
in 4 building, it’s, like, you’ve got to come past the
cafeteria, and then it’s the main building
this way, and then it’s this little side hallway, and you
can’t see anybody until you come around that
corner. And Mitchell was at a gate
around that corner, which is a good–he’s not gonna
make it if I get to him. He’s not gonna make it. [laughter] And then it’s that gate, and
then it’s the gate to 4 building, so it’s a long way to
get to him, then it’s another long way to
get to that door. I got a plan. I’ma just run and just fucking
just try to get through that gate and just stab Mitchell, but
that’s stupid; that’s stupid. So… [laughter] I go back to my cell, and I’m sitting up trying to map
out a plan on how I can fucking kill this dude. And then I hear, “Get ready
to go to 4 building.” I look out my cell door–it’s a
dude that got in trouble, now he’s gettin’ sent
to 4 building. He has this big, white bucket
with all this shit in it, and I say, “Hey, you going to 4
building?” He say, “Yeah.” I say, “Let me carry
your mattress for you.” He say,
“Cool, I need some help.” I go upstairs, get my knife,
put my–strap my shit on me, boom–I got a big-ass mattress
over my shoulder, so you can’t see my face.
He’s rollin’ the bucket, mattress over me,
come around the building, and I’m so fucking excited,
’cause I’m going to kill Mitchell, and I’m gonna drink a
sip of his blood, ’cause I fucking hate him that
bad. [laughter] When they find me, I’ma be like,
“Yeah,” Mitchell on my… I’m–I’m–oh, can’t fucking
wait. Oh, I’m so violent.
I can’t wait. So I got this knife, and I got
this mattress, and this dude–and man, this
dude, he has no idea what’s gonna happen. He’s–he’s accessory to this
crime, and he is so unaware. He’s just rollin’–he rollin’
his bucket talking about his family, man. “It’s fucked up. My family ain’t
gonna get to visit me.” I’m like, “Good.
Mine ain’t either.” [laughter] So we coming around the
building. We coming past the fucking chow
hall, and I’m just getting more and
more excited, ’cause this is gonna be a good
one. Somebody apparently tells,
’cause Allamine’s looking for me, apparently. He’s like, “Yo, where Ali at?” He said, “Ali, helped old boy
move to 4 building.” And Mustapha–’cause I get this
all–the backstory– Mustapha said, “Yeah, he going
to 4 building.” And Leslie–Allamine–say, “Hey,
man, I think Mitchell on 4 building.” Mustapha say, “Mitchell on 4
building? Man, let’s go get this boy,
’cause he gonna kill Mitchell.” [laughter] Now, and it’s complicated,
’cause they got to get out of 8 building first. You got to get out of 8
building. You got to get–bust out your
part, come out of 8 building. I’m thinking I’m good. I’ve got enough time to commit
this murder and hopefully get away with it
after I sip his blood. [laughter] Boom. So we coming around the corner. The dude has the bucket. He’s going through. Mitchell opens the gate. And I’m like, yes, but he don’t
see me. He can’t see me, ’cause I have
the mattress over my shoulder. And as the bucket goes through
the gate, it’s–the path is clear. All I got to do is wait for that
bucket to get out the way, then Mitchell will be standing
at the edge of that gate. I can walk
through my mattress and just fuckin’ start stabbing
Mitchell uncontrollably. [laughter] This is what I’m thinking. I got it planned out in my head. I’m dead serious. So I come–I’m right there
and, as soon as I fuckin’ get to where I can see Mitchell,
Allamine and Mustapha come around the fuckin’
hallway and say, “Ali!” And I turn and look,
and Mitchell sees me and slams the gate and tells me to put the mattress
down. He can take his own mattress. “Put the mattress down.” And I’m standing there
lookin’ at him. Say, “Hey, Mitch.”
And he just say, “Put the mattress down.” I slid the mattress
off of my shoulder, I say, “You have a good day, Mitchell.” And just the fuckin’ terror
in his eyes… [laughter] And I know he shit on hisself
just a little bit… [laughter] Was enough for me,
and I just walked away real slow and didn’t break eye contact
until I got to Allamine. [laughter][dark electronic music]

100 Comments

  • Reply Soso Lydia August 4, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Damn.. That’s Deep.. I Hate The Prison System..

  • Reply Mustapha cormeh August 5, 2019 at 12:17 am

    My name is mustapha and im Muslim too!

  • Reply Coco Ochwada August 5, 2019 at 1:45 am

    Bruhhhhh, Ali needs his own Netflix special.

  • Reply RevenantRoad Records August 5, 2019 at 3:54 am

    This is not funny, but I don't mean that in a bad way.
    It's bonechilling and a hell of a story, though.

  • Reply Jonthan Becerra August 5, 2019 at 5:52 am

    Mexican got on boots

  • Reply Jonthan Becerra August 5, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Tell CICI I need a personal knife

  • Reply Lisa Mann August 5, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    True story…..

  • Reply Fuck Google August 5, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    I figured if I give a thumbs down to all the black comics, It would quit recommending them, nope.

  • Reply Ramon Negrin August 5, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    A fan, much blessing Ali

  • Reply Isaak Trujillo August 5, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    @1:38 trust me you want to press this button.

  • Reply Astro Nomyk August 6, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Damn I’m sorry Ali I didn’t know I made you feel like that

  • Reply jamey knight August 6, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Mexican got on boots

  • Reply Mandlakazi Qwabe August 6, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    I think people are laughing because he is a comedian, not because his story is funny. Like, his delivery is funny, not the story. The sadness in his eyes is loud.

  • Reply Ryan Schmid August 6, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    I wonder if Mitchell ever saw this?

  • Reply ash catchem August 6, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    black ppl r scary

  • Reply bigmo10 August 7, 2019 at 1:21 am

    What's the name of the area?

  • Reply Toughen Up, Fluffy August 7, 2019 at 2:16 am

    Mr. Mitchell turned out to be a bad neighbor after all, just like Dennis the Menace always said he was.

  • Reply Kam .B August 7, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Every since I heard Richard Pryor talk about how comedians have you laugh at they pain.. he just saying real shit and y’all laughing.

  • Reply 609 AC August 7, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Yo this nigga is dead serious 😂😂

  • Reply Jimmy Rustling August 7, 2019 at 11:52 am

    So much pain in those eyes. I remember that feeling when the officers tell you to get naked in a cold underground strip search facility. Only you and four of them. And cold concrete walls around you. No windows, no help, no hope, no options. So you do as you are told and strip naked, squat, cough, pull your buttcheeks apart and let them take a good look inside your ass, pardon my French. And all while they are smirking and making °funny° remarks about your body and the way you behave. You notice blood splashes on the walls and you do as you are told, because there are no options. And that is the worse feeling a man could feel in his life. At least i can say it was the absolute worse for me.
    Stay out of trouble, friends. Don't let your violent side take control over you and lead you to being caged like an animal. You will not like it, you will hate every single second of being in prison. I promise you. Maybe except for the times when you get to eat some good food from outside with your cellmates, but that's about it.
    I sincerely wish none of you reading this will have to go through prison meatgrinder.

  • Reply Yvonne Ford August 7, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    One of the bestest story tellers I've ever heard!!! Where have you been sir???❤❤❤

  • Reply David R. August 7, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    how many correction officers are watching this now?

    I respected them and they respected me. I tell them, do your job and let me do mine, time will pass and we'll all have a good day.
    I did however snap a couple of times when I first started working, ( because I was cursed at) just to let them know I'm not a bitch and that I can go as crazy as I need to but after that I showed nothing but respect and helped them with whatever they needed ( within my job's scope of course). Whoever runs into me in the streets now, of those who got released, gives me a fist bump and a hug because they never forgot how I treated them.
    being a dick cop is the stupidest thing you can do and it only shows how weak you are as a person and that you were a pushover when you were a kid. respect and you'll get respect back, even the worst criminals will show you respect when you treat them in a humane way. They are human, they fucked up and they're already paying the price, your job as a cop working at the jail is care, custody and control. Don't forget the care part and be a balanced human being. be a leader and show others how it's done rather than following dumb people with a well below average IQ.

  • Reply bandile bashe August 7, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    I've watched this vid over 10 times still don't know why the laughing

  • Reply Fletcher Moore August 7, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    The real MVP's are Lesley and Mustafa. If they didn't look out for their boy we wouldn't be blessed with Ali Saddiq comedy. They knew he was meant for more than prison. I wonder if they could ever see this.

  • Reply RC Jelly August 8, 2019 at 2:16 am

    Aye could you guys rate my music?🙏🏼 Just trying to get noticed 🙌

  • Reply YungJuve August 8, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Man, fuck that Mitchell guy. Fuck that motherfucker.

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  • Reply Theo Nkomo August 8, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Am i the only one who wonders how much these starting scenes must have cost production.

  • Reply Ephraim Colbert August 8, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    ugh this white audience smdh

  • Reply Syphon_Fett_III August 8, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    Huh?

  • Reply Jodie Ayala August 8, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Whoever Mitchell is, if he seen this he must be freaking out.

  • Reply Matheus makio August 9, 2019 at 1:30 am

    mexicans got on boots

  • Reply Blitznstitch2 August 9, 2019 at 3:27 am

    That intro was weeeeiiiiiirrrrrddd as F

  • Reply Van Vador03 August 9, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Real stuff, fags behind badges is criminal.

  • Reply J Mann August 9, 2019 at 5:33 am

    Ali got on boots

  • Reply Oh Yeah August 9, 2019 at 5:54 am

    In an alternate universe he tells the story how we fuckin killed mitchel

  • Reply Frank Houston August 9, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Tales from the prison industrial complex 😱💫. Siddiq talent is amazing to create comedy from this experience ! Piece be with you. 🥰✔️

  • Reply Tg forever August 9, 2019 at 7:08 am

    I love how Ali gets so irritated at just the thought of Mitchell that he can’t even be thirsty and drink properly 😂

  • Reply Ben Ruckus August 9, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Don't think all the inmates are saints. At the same time you need to know which inmates are in for non violent crimes and violent and sexual crimes. You think all those MS13 dudes have any honor code other than to themselves? Biggest problem with the prison system in the US is that it's run for profit private prisons. Prison guards don't get the training of LEO or MPs.

  • Reply Darryl Banks August 9, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    0:52 But why did his glasses crack?

  • Reply ColieDee Kenzo August 10, 2019 at 5:29 am

    This broke my heart. He's a great comic but the injustice can't be laughed at SMH

  • Reply Vicki Jones August 10, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    15 years for a drug charge that's crazy…..there are so many murderers walking around free i.e george zimmerman

  • Reply Keneiloe Modise August 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    A great storyteller.

  • Reply Maria Willoughby August 10, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Much love bruh…hope you heal. I am glad that you found this outlet.

  • Reply Maria Willoughby August 10, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Prison is Judicial Slavery…see the 13th Amendment. So sorry. #peace, love, & respect

  • Reply Tara Ernest August 10, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Why are white people so evil?

  • Reply Xiomara August 11, 2019 at 1:08 am

    15 years for a non violent drug offense tho?!?!?!
    Fuck this “justice” system!!!

  • Reply Gabbit August 11, 2019 at 4:19 am

    I love this series but these intros are fucking retarded and annoying as fuck. Get rid of em!

  • Reply Pulse4664 August 11, 2019 at 4:27 am

    where is the funny? i heard a story

  • Reply doctor creepy August 11, 2019 at 5:15 am

    There is a certain etiquette between cell mates.

  • Reply I'm Good August 11, 2019 at 6:11 am

    That was a nervous crowd lol #laughisaid lol

  • Reply Brucessary August 11, 2019 at 7:24 am

    I wonder if the captain put Mitchell on 4 gate so that something could (almost?) happen to him. lol

  • Reply Artem Samsonenko August 11, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    It’s like a quote from Shawshank Redemption: Outside the prison I was an honest, hardworking man, and I got to prison and became a criminal.

  • Reply Dodo M August 11, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    This was idiotic, and not funny at all.

  • Reply Hero Kid August 11, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    15 yrs for drugs. Hmmm.
    This really aint funny more of a true story.

  • Reply Blue Bomber August 11, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    LOL, the crowd was literally laughing at a story of a drug dealer planning on killing a guy for real. You guys are fucking crazy… not in a good way either.

  • Reply Amadeus World August 11, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    You can tell that squat and cough hurt him

  • Reply My Phone August 12, 2019 at 1:18 am

    As a person who has been to prison this is the first time I've laughed about one of the most horrific experiences of my life…bravo for being honest and bringing this ingored topic some light

  • Reply Bizzzzzy August 12, 2019 at 11:27 am

    the audience didnt know whether to laugh or not because they were terrified lmao

  • Reply Spiky August 12, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Privatized prisons ARE slavery though. Prisons shouldn't be privatized to begin with.

  • Reply TravelingTrav August 12, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Fuck Mitchell.

  • Reply TwilightOuterZone August 12, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    As long as we're all clear that we're laughing at attempted murder

  • Reply jammin yammin August 12, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    please make the intros stop

  • Reply suresh kumar August 12, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    This story is def not meant to be funny if you understand the problems in judiciary system in US.

    First he served fucking 15 years for a non-violent drug offense. Second, he was almost turned into a murderer by a police officer. Third, by the way he told that story i'm not sure that 15 years added anything positive to this man's life.

    Prison should and must be a place were people get a second chance not a place that intensify their criminal instinct.

  • Reply Marc Whitakay August 12, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    What the fuck are they laughing at? This is a sick story. ITs not funny.

  • Reply Marvia Laurence August 12, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    He took a painful experience and told it in a way that's funny. But learn from it, cause there were moments when you could see the anger and that it was painful.
    (PS: If you have power don't misuse it)

  • Reply diamond gold August 12, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    He reminds me of t.i.

  • Reply Forbidden GT August 13, 2019 at 1:49 am

    1:18
    When I finish my essay and have 2 more left.

  • Reply shawnakayable August 13, 2019 at 3:07 am

    Yo dis nigga dead serious

  • Reply Mathew Levenson August 13, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Only a real comedian could turn that around and use it for entertainment. That Nat Turner line was hella deep..

  • Reply Stana Milanovich August 13, 2019 at 6:36 am

    It's powerful storytelling but man this is not funny. Dead serious.

  • Reply Kirika Yumura August 13, 2019 at 6:50 am

    damn.. that's the funniest scariest comic I've ever seen.. carries a real don't-f-with-me vibe, yet still has fun.

  • Reply isthis myrealname August 13, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    I feel for this story. its funny afterwards when the situation is avoided.

  • Reply Globgloglabglab Glablag August 13, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    The intros are just so shit

  • Reply Matthew Kye August 13, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    someone get this man a wikipedia page

  • Reply patriot459 August 13, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    As shitty as this was to happen it makes me feel good knowing his boys had his back and new that fucken pig wasn’t worth killing

  • Reply Huma Hashmi August 13, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    This is for real trama humor

  • Reply Hasan Ahmed August 13, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    Mexican got on boots

  • Reply speedtouch4u August 14, 2019 at 1:25 am

    i like the way he tell very stressful story and give us the envie to laugh

  • Reply BorungBoy August 14, 2019 at 6:45 am

    How is this comedy? Interesting but hardly funny.

  • Reply Natalie Milani August 14, 2019 at 7:36 am

    Is this the set he did right before mushrooms

  • Reply Aramat Jackson August 14, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    I felt ever word he said….The Nat Turner line…..and he face said it all.

  • Reply Andy Wasson August 14, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    The intro this time was actually pretty cool

  • Reply MAN_ON_WHEELZ August 14, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    I hope to the heavens above that Mitchell has seen this!

  • Reply MAN_ON_WHEELZ August 14, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    He was about to get medieval on that ass!

  • Reply Randy Gutierrez August 15, 2019 at 12:50 am

    I know it's a comedy Stand up show but why these people laughing? The dude is literally telling you he almost committed a murder in jail. Thankful that God turned his life around to even tell us that story

  • Reply ImJustHereToPissPeopleOff HaHa August 15, 2019 at 2:22 am

    You have to tell people how to respect you

  • Reply David Shelton August 15, 2019 at 6:45 am

    ☹🙁😟😐😳 I Was Scared When I First Heard This.😄😄😄…😒🎤😆

  • Reply übermensch Nietzsche August 15, 2019 at 11:39 am

    i didn't want it to end 🙁

  • Reply MAB 722 August 15, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    Every time I watch this I wonder if Mitchell knows how successful Ali got lol

  • Reply Crazy Panda August 15, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    This is extremely sad. But powerful of him to share such a personal story with us.

  • Reply Shelby Lingenfelter August 15, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I've been watching stand up videos of different comedians the past couple days and I didn't laugh one time watching this. I think this guy has potential to be a good comedian but this story was just sad.

  • Reply K. James Bonds August 15, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    I'm laughing at this…Uncontrollably

  • Reply Sarah Shah August 15, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    The tears in his eyes, when he described how Mitchell abused him, just killed me. It's disgusting how people in authority abuse their power over the weak!!!

  • Reply Fofo Cuddlypoop August 15, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Netflix needs to give this guy a special already.

  • Reply Lord Jamal August 15, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    LMAO he not lyingyou already know when you defeated a coward by the look in their eyes and you don't even have to lay a finger on them.

  • Reply GSQSITE youtube August 16, 2019 at 2:36 am

    Mexican got on boots

  • Reply Joseph Potatoskins August 16, 2019 at 4:14 am

    what a story! 8)

  • Reply Marie Love August 16, 2019 at 7:39 am

    I’m glad he made this sad ass story into something funny cuz man. Mitchell finna get fucked up

  • Reply ethan harris August 16, 2019 at 8:07 am

    @13:59 “cause this is gonna be a good one” 😂🤣🤣

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