ANGRIEST FISHING EVER | Hand Simulator w/ Bob & Wade
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ANGRIEST FISHING EVER | Hand Simulator w/ Bob & Wade

August 12, 2019


W:OOHH hey! Hey there! B: H-Hey buddy! B: Hey how’s it going? M: Okay, I’m glad you guys are having so much fun there. HA. HA. HEE. HO. W: Oh hey, there’s-there’s Mark. M: Hang on, I’m here… M: Hello, who- who’s that over there? Is that to the right? B: That’s me. That’s me. that’s me to the right. W:That ‘s Bob M: Hellooooooo, W: I’m to your left. M: Helloooooo B: I’m gonna give you a Casey Neistat wave B: This is how he waves to people?! *Words turn to laughter* *Everyone laughs* M: Helloooooo… B: Alright so what are we d- What are we doing here? W: So first we have to press this red button… B: OK W: …And then, it starts the map W: So now we have to open this box, get a grenade out, and throw it at each other M: Alright, easy peasy! B: Oh god W: nrg.. No where are you going, W-where? WHYYY is r- hand that way! M: You know shouting about your own failures is maybe entertaining for some people but for professional gamers like me we don’t care. W:*gibberish* M: No! Its t- What are you talkin’ about? ME? W: That’s all you’ve done for 6 years– M: Noooooooooo! M: I shout about my successes M: And my successes are that I’m gonna blow your ass away B: I- I- Having never played this game before I feel like I’m at a distinct disadvantage M: *laughs* Don’t worry, It’s really… *fades into more laughter* M: Oh you can left click– There goes my frames again! It’s two frames! M: Oh- It’s back, nevermind W: Why- Why’re you having issues? M: It’s two frames!! Aahh! I’ve turned to jello!! Hang on! M: Wait- What the- What?? *wade yelling* W: Oh no, it didn’t go very far M: You actually threw it- Uh *explosion, scream from wade* W- whaaa??? *Mark and Bob laugh* M: I got two frames! Two fra- Two f- Two- Two frames! W: I like how my stats are pretty bad but like Marks, 0 wins, 0 kills, 2 deaths M: Oh please, you have 18 deaths! W: I do- M: You can’t exactly the proportionality is– M: ooouuuyyuooouyouuo W: Hey, 14 of my deaths are *unintelligible* B: Oh no! I c- Fucking close the thing!- God- B: I hate all of you M: what, you hate all- What did I do to you?? M: I’m just tryna play a nice friendly game of grenade! *Bob in background* I… hate… all of you M: Hang on– I’m about.. I’m about to blast your ass from here to Timbuktu B: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah… M: Right… quickly… FRAMES! FRAMES!! M: Frames! Frames! FrAames! Frames! FRAAAMEZ! B: Is there a more convenient way to raise the *unintelligable* M: FRAAMES! W: One of Mark’s arms is just gone.. *laughter* *Mark yelling frames aggressively* M: There we go, I’m back now.. apparently M: I don’t know why that happens B: uh- u- uh- hang on- W: Mark, where is your left arm?? M: Don’t worry about it, it’s right in front of me M: You don’t need to worry about where my arm is, worry about where your arm is. W: I’m dead M: Yeah, I know, see? Maybe you should- shoulda worried about where your arm was W: I- M: sTuPiD B: Can I not pull the pin once I pick this up? I don’t understand M: You gatta put yer finger in the pin M: FRAMES! frames! FRaAaHaAmES! *laughter* FRAMES!! M: K. We’re back- FFRRAAMMEESS!!! M: Hang on- Wait- No- It’s fine. M: FRAMES- uhuhh- Frames! WHY? FRAME-RATE! M: WHY FRAME-RATE? WHY FRAME-RATE GO BAD? M: WHY DO I HAVE NO FRAMES?? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? *Bob and Wade laughing* M: Oookay M: Well I guess I win! M: Why do I have no frames?! M: Are you tellin’ me they didn’t optimize this game to be high quality- W: Does this look like the kind of game that they would optimize?? M: YESS!!!! I played this game before and it was perfectly fine! M: It’s only when I join YOU assholes!! W: It’s perfectly fine for me!! M: It’s not fine for me! M: Hang on im gonna- Ima restart the game I’m gettin outta here! Screw you guys! Screw each and every one of you guys All of you at the same time Screw You B: Wh- How do we restart the- How do we play it again? W: I do it M *mocking*: Ohhhh Wade does it Oh, okaay. W: Well I hosted the server what do you think– M: Ohh Wade does it Oh, okaay. W: Hey how are your frames? M: They’re better now! I’m- I restarted the game and it’s definitely better W: You don’t wanna yell “FRAMES! FrAaAMeS!” for 10 more minutes? M: What’s wrong with me- m- I’m telling you guys of a problem and you guys- you guys should be like more understanding W: Hey! You didn’t care about my issues! So I don’t care about yours M: I don’t care about your issues! W: I don’t care about yOuRs! M: Well you ShOuLD! W: No I shouldn’t! You having issues is better for me! M: No it’s not I’m pu- It- du- Obviously not! I had a ton of issues and you still died! M: So who- *burps* -‘s fault is this? Did we start? I’m pushin my button. Alright. Get ready Cause you guys Are donezo. By the way I know you guys were concerned but the frames are- BAD- BAD- FRAMES fa- frames! WHYY?? Why- This is not fair! *Bob laughing* M: This is very clearly not fair! M: Why are you guys ruining my frames?! W: Bob and I decided to get together, earlier, and, take away your frames. M: hhah god dammit M: G- I can’t- I can’t– I cAnT- I can’t. I can’t, I can’t. M: Maybe it’s the multistream. Maybe m- maybe- maybe watching the multistream is causing this– Ima turn off the multistream, ima go back in the game It’s still crappy– AAH! NOoOoO! hOw DiD tHaT- bUT i- but! I didn’t even pull the pin! M: But I didn’t pull the pin! whoa W: Where’d bob go? M: Bob? *explosion* M: Well. W: Bob’s muted by the way. I don’t’ know if you know that. B0:Hello B: Hello W&M: Hello M: I- I- I need to- I’ll be right back M: Hang on, I’m turning the graphics quality to very low *Sad piano music plays* W: Did you hear about that guy who had bad frame issues? What a loser B: What an iDiOt M: Ok I’ve got good frames right now but I have a feeling that’s gonna stop *W&B Laughing* W: We’ll find out, I’m sure we’ll hear about it if you do M: Yea Whatever man. I feel like I should be able to share with my friends… The problems that I’m having and you guys are just like nnnnnnnnnnnnnn M: Fr- Oh right when I go for trying to put the pin in… M: It frame drops, everything’s fine until I try to pull the- I pulled the pin M: Hang on wait, I gotta throw it, throw it, throw it M: LET GO M: LEEETTT GGGGOOOOO M&B laugh *Mark’s horror of realizing that he didn’t record the game immediately sets in* M: I didn’t even show the game. I didn’t even show the game to people. I didn’t even show the game. *Wade laughs* *Bob laughs while saying* He, didn’t, even, have, the game, on, screen M: I’m such a bad let’s player, I’m so bad, I’m so bad, I’m just the worst M: I can’t do anything right. I c-, why don’t’ I get any frames hang on I’m looking it up, hang on I’m looking it up. Good bye game, I’m looking it up. Help M: please, somebody help. M: Ok there’s two fixes, I’m gonna do this real quick and then we are gonna play a real good game in heren M: and I’m gonna beat you guys, right? W: Bob you’re muted again, I don’t’ know if you meant to be. B growls: NO *W&M laugh* B: I haven’t- I haven’t done anything yet. *M&W still laughing* B: So I don’t know.. B: What you’re so worked up about Mark M: It’s just funny man, I’m just laughing man, laughing M: HA HA HA HA B: That’s *unintellgible* W: *screaming* OH NO, NOT AGA-HA-hain! *Bob laughs* B: I’m just over here trying to jam it in the hole and Wade’s killing himself for me, I appreciate that W: I’m a master of the pin. But a failure of the throw M: Yea, yea, yea ,yea,yea M: I can’t even get any, get any frames… W: Just FRAMES, FRAMES m: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ok, alright, ok, alright, ok, alright, ok W: Mark’s master of the FRAMES M: alright, ok, you know what… W: Know what? M: I don’t know man. M: Wait, wait, we’ve got a fix, a start a new one. B: Hang on, I gonna get the pin out! M: Start a new one W: As Soon as Bob lets me I’ll restart it. M: Cut him off. Cut him Off. Start a new one M: Once Bob gets in here. I got another idea. Ok now B: Hello M: Ok now restart it. Apparently that fixes it. W: done M: Ok and now apparently this should be all good. So I should be good to go here. M: Alright, smooth so far, smooth sailing W: I’m ready M: Smooth sailing so far. Oh yea, this is smooth as butter. This is smooth M: Nnaahhhh, goddamn it. There goes my frames. OH W: What happening M: THROW IT! THROW IT! THROW IT! THROW IT! THROW IT! M: Oh W: I DID IT M: oh, goodbye guys W: See ya dude W: How’s your frames *Bob laughs* *Mark laughs* B: How’s your frames you f#$&ing dick *Mark laughs harder* B: You know how my f*%&ing frames are you f$*@ing dick M: You know Wade I*wade tries to interrupt* feel like at some point, at some points we used to be friends… M: who cared about each other and who supported each other when we’re low M: And had problems and know I feel like you are just smacking me when I’m down. W: Oh, bro M: wha, don’t bro me W: Dude, bro. M: what, what, what W: man it’s- B: man, are you dude bro-ing him right now. W: Dude no, bro M: Alright, I’m watching you. My frames are good now. M: I don’t know why. Now that I’m not playing M: Yea Wade, for me your left hand just isn’t, your whole left arm is gone B: I feel like my pin is not… My pin does not want to do the thing M: I found like shaking the grenade around, the pin just naturally falls out. W: Oh damn it. that was my secret W: I wasn’t gonna tell you guys. I just grab the grenade, shake it like crazy till the pin falls out then I just launch it. Like that B: OH FUCK *W&M laugh* B: Nailed it *More Laughing* M: Yea, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good M: I’m already dead, *pausing to contemplate whether he wants to say Wade or not* BOB! M: You don’t need to blow my ass up anymore. W: I read online that blowing Mark up once he’s dead will fix his frames M: No, I’ve got even worse frames B: This is really not a good game to play for the first time on stream *Mark laughs* B: Ok, got it W: Why is this… B: Let me get this into a throwing position W: *Says “shut up” in Wadese* B: And then violently shake it, and then… W: yes B: HUH M: Wow B: Where did it go? Where’d it go M: Well it didn’t go near B: Oh NO *everyone laughs* M: you guys are gonna go down. My frames are good W: We’re gonna go down just like your frames. M: No I think it’s you shaking your grenade, I think that’s what’s doing it M: Cause I kept getting low frames everytime someone was shaking your grenade W: You got low frames before I even got a grenade M: No, no, are you shaking? W: No, I don’t have a grenade yet M: yo, did you grab a grenade? W: No I don’t have a grenade M: See that’s the problem, you cant’ grab a grenade. My frames. My frames *Wade laughs and mutter incomprehensibly* M: MY FRAMES! M: Oh the pin’s out! Go! I choose you grenade!!! M: I choose you! I CHOOSE YOU! (GRENADE uses BLOW UP on MARKIPLIER!) M: Duh W: are you gotta be kidding me? *Bob swears alot* W: YES YES YES M: wait, wait how’d you kill me? M: How’d you kill me? W: I threw a grenade at you, you dumb shit M: No, you, you, you… M: You sabotaged my game B:I- I- I can’t make my grenades throw to save my goddamn life M: I can’t make frames to save My damn life M: Maybe it’s just the gren- no it was the surgery one too M: I don’t know what’s going on. I have perfectly fine fram- right now everyone wave their arms as hard as you can W: Heeyyy *Bob makes cartoonish noises* M: I’ve got great frames, great frames, great frames all day, great frames, all day great frames baby Mark: great frames, great frames, great frames, great frames, W: grape frames, okay, very good- very good- that’s good M: great frames, great frames, M: Grape frames. *Mark groans* M: Everytime you grab a grenade!!! *wade laughs M: It’s a god damn- it’s YOU M: It’s you!!! Everytime you grab the grenade, everytime I… W: Oh NO M: Oh I hope you dye *Wade scream* B: Oh god WHAT M: Ah, oh, oh, oh, look a the guys with no frames M: Look a the good winning guy with no frames B: Seriously, how do you throw anything W: that’s cause you can’t grab anything B: I don’t understand M: I GRABBED, I have a grenade, I have- oh, shit M: I can’t make it frames. B: I can’t, Oh No OnE cAreS M: EVERYONE CARES M: I can’t, why’s my button, why’s my lid op- what? My lids already open B: Oh wow wow, Marks fucking cheating. hang on W: Yea I agree M: My lid, my lid is very open *Bob talks indecipherable* W: No frames hack B: cheating M: Ok, I just gotta get the grenade, I just gotta get a grenade out before the frames get bad M: Come on I can’t, oh the one time my lid is open I can’t grab a fucking grenade before you assholes… M: GOD, THERE GOES MY FRAMEZ! *Mark utters randomly while Bob and Wade laugh* M: Duh my god, where’s it going? Not far enough. *Wade continues laughing* B: Oh *explosion* M: Imma lose, Imma lose my mind. Imma gonna lose my fucking mind M: Where is hand simulator headquarters? M: Cause I wanna have a word with the developers of this game M: because I need to have a conversation with them B: Mark, Mark, Mark M: WHAT B: We should try a different map, ok. M: NO sh- alright fine let’s do, yea M: Yes, I agree M: That is a sound argument B: NOOO W: I got it, let’s go fishing. M: let’s go fishing, that sounds great W: Nice calm fishing M; That sounds peaceful B: Oh sweet jesus M: Oh, what is this? B: God, jeez, fuck M: What iS tHIs? W: Hey I see you Bob B: Hi W:where’s Mark M: I’m right here, I can’t even grab my pole, I’m here B: I see you Mark, he’s behind you, he’s behind you M: I’m behind you W: Oh, I can’t face him, oh hand on, hand on, hand on, we’re gonna restarts, we’re gonna restart W: Fix it for Mark B: Right, right, right. That’ll fix it, that’ll fix it M: it’s just a nice relaxing fishing adventure B: Oh fuck, do you have to bait the hook? W: You sure do. B: everything is- oh no, oh boy, M: What if I can’t grab my pole? It just rolled off my lap M: What I can’t reach my pole M: It rolled off my lap W: Just keep on going, you’re good M: Guys I di- din- No I can’t reach it, it’s not reachable B: You’ll get it, you’ll get it. Relax M: No I’m not gonna reach it. Hong on, o wait here we go, here we go W: Yea you’re good, man, you’re good M: This doesn’t make any sense. Guys you don’t understand it not grabbing it. W: Oh yea M: Wait don’t oh yea me M: It’s not grabbing it B: You’ll get it, you’ll get it, just keep doing it M: It’s not, I’m clipping right through the thing… It just went further M: It just went further, how did… W: You’ll get it. M: No I’m not gonna get it, it’s not getting it. B: it’s not, you’re not doing it right M: I’m doing it exactly right, I’m going B: Keep trying it, keep trying it M: I AM TRYING IT M: I am trying it. It’s not going. There’s no way M: I can’t It’s not physically grabbing it. M: It’s too far. W: Oh GOD OH GOD W: Ok guys we gotta restart I lost my pole M: No What Oh- you lost your pole. *meanwhile Bob laughs* M: Oh we have to restart because you lost your pole W: A yea the boat ate my pole. I didn’t just drop it M: NO I- B: Yea I think out of fairness Mark- I think we should restart M: I DIDN’T DROP MY POL- *Bob and Wade laugh* M: Thank you, thank you, ya know what I’m gonna assume you did this for me. M: cause my pole was clear- got it. Ok, I got it. M: My pole is- B: Don’t loss the pole bud M: I would never B: Wade was having real trouble with that last time M: No, I don’t lose poles W: Out of fairness, if we lose our poles, we should probably restart M: No, No, No, No, cause of what I had to endure. If you lose a pole it’s your own dumb fault M: THAT YOU’RE DUMB W: Maybe if you wanted to make the rules you should have hosted the server M: I Would have, I probably would have had good frames W: B-but with your frames I don’t wanna risk Bob and I have some bad quality. *Mark sighs* B: That’s true, that’s true W: Just trying to think of the greater good hear M: Why did we agree to do this? This whole thing, this whole day. M: This whole streaming thing, Why’d we agree? M: Everything was perfectly fine in my life W: …My frames are good M: Why am I dabbing? M: Why does the hand drift? It should be staying still. M: Right, that’s a logical thing? W: Yea, my hand drifts too, I don’t- why does only two of the fingies work M: Got a fucking thing. Whatever this is W: this is a larva? B: Did you really get a bait? What the fuck, how? M: yes I got a bait- NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, please M: Don’t wanna drop my pole B: How do you grab the fucking thing?! M: No, no, no, no B: ♪no, no, no, no♪ B: ♪no no no♪ M: don’t make fun of me M: Don’t make fun of me M: No. no, no, no, M: No. NO, it’s on the precipice of DESTRUCTION W: I don’t know how you bait , how do you bait? M: Oh I dropped a larva W: How do you master this? *Bob laughs* M: gu, gu M: guys… B; You having some kind of trouble Mark? M: My camera just locked into place M: I can’t move my head anymore W: Oh wait… B: Why is my arm drifting?! W: We have a rando, we have a rando M: I know we have a rando- (A wild Rando appears!) R: Oh shish! Wait is that Mark? M: Oh fuck off B: All my fucking progress I made, Noooo W: Now it’s up, I’m in M: I’m in. B: It’s surgery you fucker! B: What? W: You didn’t change yours M: What what? W: You’ll have to change it on your end *groan* M: All right B: Fucking damn it W: Hey don’t you blame me for your guys frames M: I- my frames are fine now M: They got all better. M: THEY WENT TO FRAME HOSPITAL TO GET SOME FRAME MEDICINE W: Drugz?!?! M: Oh W: Drugs? W: Frame drugs? B: Who is that? I see Mark to my left, where’s Wade? W: Wait, Wade W: I’m to your far left M: Wade for my frames, restart the game B: Oh no fishing pole! B: I lost my fishing pole, restart the gam-ok
W: alright M: Ok, I got an idea
W: Oh wait I see… M: No, what the hell? M: No x5 M: Ah Wade, my frames are still bad. Can you give it a little good old restart? W: Ah, not for frames, I think, I think… M: My- Wade come on. Don’t you want everyone to have a good experience? M: Just please give it a really good ol’ resdardt?!?! W: All right. Last one though M: Ok *Mark laughs*
B: God damn it M: It was my frames. My frames were so bad. I just couldn’t… M: Couldn’t do that W: Give me your worms W: That sounds weird M: No it doesn’t B: Give me your worms M: That’s perfectly normal W: I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, M: I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, no I can’t, M: I just can’t do it guys W: Yea know what? Ya know with that mockery, whenever you start to make progress… W: I can see you, if I see you starting to make progress I’m restarting M: Oh yea whatever. Yea know what. I’m never gonna make progress, jokes on you M: stupid, *phew*, idiot. What were you thinking? M: DuMmY M: It’s just- Why- It’s like these bait, they just don’t grab M; there’s no grabbing them. they, they, they’re impossible B: Is it physically possible to grab these fucking things? I don’t understand W: Why is the hook stuck on my oar? W: Why’s the hook stuck on my oar? M: Why- I don’t care why, I don’t care why frankly. I don’t where… R: Hi guys, it’s me again! M: OH FUCK OFF! *rando nonsense* M: OH GO AWAY NO ONE CARES W: All right we’re leaving *Mark groans* M: Good God W: how? W: Is this game like hacked? Cause how’d they get in there? B: Probably M: Oh I don’t know W: All right well that was cool, do you guys wanna play a different game? M: NO! I WANNA CATCH A FISH M: I’M GONNA CATCH A FISH M: And we’re gonna, and I have, that’s a game I have good frames M: Alright, just cause, every time I grab for a bait… M: I grab for a bait my frame drops. If I get it, and I cast it, I’ll be good. Lets try it again B: Mark left the name out, says my chat
M: It’ll be fine M: I showed the name? I did show the name. I did show the name. that was me M: That was me, I showed the name completely. M: That was me, that was all on me. M: And I take full responsibility for that M; But listen, when I showed that name, I did it, I did it in full confidence that I could trust my fan base M: Turns out that my fan base is full of… M: A BUNCHA DOUCHEBAGS. W: Alright so let’s try not showing the secret game name. *Mark laughs* M: Wait is there a new name? W: YES W: Would you like to say it out loud for you? M: Yes B: No, Wade, I think we need to restart for Marks frames M: Wait I’m not even in, hang on. *Bob laughs* M: I just got in. B: Marks fishing pole is clipping through the boat M: Is it? B: YES M: Not on my end M: Maybe your is loser W: Oh I can’t see Mark B: I think we need to restart for the frames * evryone muttering in agreement* M; All right B: Restart for his frames W: Frames M: Restart for my frames specifically W: Frames got it. M: That didn’t count as me calling for restart for my frames W: Alright mark can’t call for another restart M: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no B: Bob called a restart and, and, and his frames were very bad, I kmow W: Well I wasn’t going to restart for Bob yet but you said I needed to restart M: No, no, no, no, no, M: I- I- I didn’t say that M; You, you’re a liar W: Oh, well too bad the liar is the host W: Cause I think Mark already used up B: ah I need to restart for my frames M: That’s his framesX3 W: Alright now that both restart are done M: No x10. No he called for his frames M: And he called for my frames M: I can still call for your frames, for Bobs frames *Bob shouts* M: and my own frames still B: God fucking fuck. W: I need to restart for my frames *Mark laughs* B: goddamn it B: Seriously though. Is there some kind of trick to like grabbing a bait? B: Cause I’m literally just tossing them around M: I can not figure it out for the life of me W: Me either, I don’t know how- half my fingers don’t work M: Woh! I got locked in head mode again M: I don’t know how it happened. W: Shift gets you out of it. M: No I’m doing that, no I’m going that. W; Click the middle mouse button and it goes to head mode M: No, I know, I didn’t do it. I was grabbing a bait and suddenly I’m in head mode M: And if I click middle mouse button… W: You messed up M: I didn’t’, Can I call a restart for my frames… B: God no, not like this M: Ok, wait, no hang on, I’ll figure it out M: I’ll figure W: Ok we need to restart frames. Mark, you asked for it. B: Oh no *Mark laughs* B: Man if you don’t get the fishing pole you’re fucking, you’re fully boned M: That’s what I keep saying W: Oh shit on a shitter fuckers I got one M: Shit on a shitter. B: Please don’t talk to me like that W: Oh, oh Daddy Papa I’ve got something- NO, MY POLE! *Mark laughs* B: No more frame restarts. No more frame restarts. M: Ok W: Fine, fine M: Ok W: I got it. I got my pole. I managed to recover my pole W: WHY IS MY ARM GOING THROUGH MY BODY!?!! W: WHY THE FUCK!??! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING B: I feel better about what’s happening in my life M: Yea I’m pretty good, I’m I’m- OH M: OH, guess who got bait on his hook *Wade screams in agony in the background* M: Oh god B: No, no, no B: Oh no, oh no, W: Alright ah, frames M: yes x5 M: No restarting for frames, No restarting for frames! M: No frames are fine W: No I gotta restart for frames M: Frames are fine. B: Oh Fuck M: Frames are fine W: I lost my frames, I lost my pole M; FRAMES ARE FINE M: I’VE NEVER HAD BETTER FRAMES M: I’VE NEVER HAD BETTER FRAMES m: fRAMES ARE THE BEST THEY’VE EVER BEEN B: I swear to god I just can’t- fuck it M: Such good frames B: Every time I get it into a position where I can grab it- B: It flies away W: Mark your bait is gone M; No it’s not it’s there. What No. M: Where’d I go? x4 M: I have no frames. Frames are bad. Where’s my? where did it go? M: Everything’s bad? You got it buddy! M: Where’s it- What do you mean? WHAT?! *Dramatic music plays* M: NNOOOOOOO W: Alright everyone heard Mark say his frames were bad M: NOOOOO *Bob laughs* B: You asshole M: NOOOO NNNOOOOO M: NNNNOOOOOOOOO M:NNOOOO W: First of all you’d already lost your bait W: It was not on your hook M; No, it was fine, it was there W: Both of your arms were gone M: Don’t trust your screen of what my situation is W: You called for frames M: I- W: Just wanted to help you as quickly as possible… M: I DID NOT. M: YOU. BETRAYED ME! M: I was fine. I was so happy B: Wow, what the fuck? B: I got that thing that happened to Mark where my head got locked again M: Yea it happened to me too. I think M: I think Wade’s doing something B: I can’t do anything. I think Wade’s cheating M: Yea I can’t do anything either W: Oh wait B: I can’t move W: Mine just did that too M: Yea I think this game is broken W: Alright let’s call for a restart for frames B: Oh god *Mark laughs* M: It’s just- It’s when people grab too aggressively in the bait jar for some reason I think M: Like for some reason… W: you can’t bait too aggressively inthis boat M: You gotta bait real tenderly -like M: I just gotta, ooh B: Oh Mark M: Oh x3 *Bob laughs* M: I’ve got it. W: Yes! M: Got it M; It’s – it’s in the water B: No, Mark, your bait fell off M: No it did not. No, it did not. B: It did. It did I saw it M; I saw it B; I watched it M: I saw- It’s still there. It’s still there B: Ok, it’s just- I can’t see the bait on my end then. B: Cause you have a naked hook on my end M: I’ve got it. It’s good. It’s fine. Don’t restart W: Oh I’m not. I’ve got a bait, on a hook… B: I hate all of you W: We’re just gonna calm the fuck down everybody M: I’m calm M: I’m calm W: Stay calm W: Stay fucking calm,. M: I am calm W: stay fucking calm! M: I’m calm W: Yes B: You’re cum? W: come on, come on, come on, M: I’m cum. I’m cum M: I’m cum B: You’re cum? W; Oh- bite that shit, god damn it B: Wade, ah, what you do in your bedroom is really none of our business B: Ok, calm down M: Oh, yea, bite that shit M: Oh bite it off M: Oh yea get it, swallow it whole W: Bite that shit while I bait M: oh frame M: oh yea frames W: The bobber, I think, goes completely under. Mine’s bouncing right now, mine’s
bouncen B: naaahhh M: Mine’s bouncing. Mine’s bouncing. Mine’s bouncing. M: Mine;s bounc- oh Fish: o hai goodbye lol M: Oh, oh, wait M: NNOOOOOOOO!!! It was there!!! I saw the fish!! M: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO W: It stole my bait!! It stole my bait!!!! W: Fuck everything!!!! M: OOOHHHHHHH W: Fuck you! Fuck this, pole! Goddammit M:OOHHHHHH *Bob laugh* W: Fuck you pole!! W: Fuck everything B: That was the worst throw ever *Wade growls* W: Alright Bob… B: I think I feel- ha *Mark and Bob laugh* B: I think I feel better about my position in all of that M: Hang on, it’s like, it’s fine M: It’s- listen, Bob. You were doing real good M: Ah, restart for frames. *Mark laughs* B: Oh for god- M: Oh god if you- W: Alright I’ve got one baited M: If you explode your bait… M: It just locks you in this position of being in looky mode B: Oh, are you locked again? M: yup M: I am so locked W: Fuck it, alright fine M: Frames?? I dropped my- M: Is that a- B: NNOOOOOO! God damn you!! *Mark laughs* M: Yes I- *inserted applause M: Good job Wade, good call, good call, good call M: When you need frames, you frame it up. W: I never said the word frames M: oh, Wade frames, Wade frames please. M: Wade frames please. Frames please M; Frames please W: Oh my god B: No, no, no B: No, no fishing pole calm down, well M: Frames M: Ok that’s the last frames W: Oh ok o you can call it five times in a row B: God fu- B: would you just fucking W: five time in a row B: I hate you. Frames *Mark laughs* B: Frames, I get frames. If Mark Gets Frames I Get Frames B: *Gasp* Oh! Oh! It’s Gone! B: NO, EVERYONE SHUT UP, I’M THINKING *Marks laughs* B: Ha W: Is this frames? M: no no B: No no, DON’T you FUCKING DARE! *Wade laughs* B: I Will- NOOOOOOOOO B: It’s fine B; Everything’s fine W: was that frames? M: No, no frame call! M: Who’s calling for frames?! M: Who’s doing it? Nobody W: Oh frames, frames~ M: No no no frames! M: No frames B: No No No No M: Don’t you dare W: Oh no I got head locked W: Frames XD B: No No No M: don’t frames, don’t frames no M&B: No W: Frames! M: Don’t! M: Frames W: FRAAMEZ! M: No! B: No W: Frames! B: You assholes made me watch! You Assholes Made Me Watch! M: My bait! (almost cries) M: I’m fine. No frames, no frames, no frames W: FRAMES M: NO DON’T FRAMES W: That’s two people yelling frames. Bob frames. M: I was yelling mames B: NO M: I was yelling splames W: I broke it M: So? B: No one cares! B: It’s your own fault W: I’m the server host so I care. I have powers B: God made you this way *mark laughs* M: I have become one with this bait M: It is entered my han- and it’s fallin out B: Come on, W: Is that- Is that- is that frames? B: NO M: No B: I will destroy your entire family *Mark uses baby talk* M: Mr pole, who wants a delicious… W: come here M: maggot B: come here and be friends W: Frames B: NO God M: No don’t do it! W: I’ve not gotten a frames yet! M: No you- B: You guys made me watch for like five minutes! W: It’s been five minutes M: yea well, B: No it has not M: Yea well SHUDDAP W: Frames M: No no B: God fuck it M: No it’s pirouetting. It’s pirouetting! M: the bait is pirouetting! M: How’s it doing that!? B: I can’t tickle it anymore W: Because it’s a frames M: NO it’s not a frames! M: It’s going in glorious 60FPS M: It’s no frames M: it’s – I don’t M: No it’s – W: No frames! Mark said no frames M: I have plenty of frames M: I need frames *laughs* B: No, nooo- W: Bob that’s’ two votes frames *Bob laugh* M: Noooo B: Alright fine *mark groans* B: fine W: Alright frames M: Oh W: I’ve got frames M: Bait has been achieved *Bob mutters vigorously with anger* W: You ok Bob B: No No No no no no B: you stay over here M: you’ve become an old southern man in your age *In a gruff southern accent* B: Come on bait, come on ou worm fuckers… B: Just a please a come on… B: No not like this baby… listen B: She didn’t mean anything… B: Ugh it’s always been about you *Wade laughs* B: Come on please… M: I’m not sure I li- B: I don’t wanna divorce… B: nah ple- what about the children?… B: A come on we can work it out. We can go to couples therapy… W: Bob are you ok? B: It’s fine… B: it’s fine… M: I have bait on rod *suddenly not southern, just crazy* B: all the voice, all the voices M: I have achieved rod bait B: In your head- everything’s fine… M: Ok it’s in the water, it’s in the water *back to normal I think* B: I Hate This. I Hate This! B: how are you guys doing? M: I almost- I need utter concentration M: I don’t care about your divorce proceeding W: Frames? M: No, no frames B: did he say frames? M: No one said anything about frames M: Please just let me have this one. M: I got I gOt – I GOT A FISH *victory soundeffects* M: I GOT A FISH B: No M: I GOT A FISH! I caught a fish B: Holy fuck M: It’s it- do I have to grab it? Do I have to grab it? W: Yes W: You’ve got to get the fish off the hook M: Oh God No! M: Ok ok I got- *Music swells* M: My hand, my hand is in. Oh it’s too far B: oh no M: No, no, no, no, no, no OHHHHH *W&B laugh* M: JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE. IT’S A BIG BOY *Bob laughing* M: It’s such a big boy W; get it M: It’s such a big boy. I’m gonna get it M: I’m gonna get it M: I’m going for the grab M: hu, I almost had it that time *B&W laughing* M: Ho, come on. Peak a boo M: Peak a boo. Peak a boo. Peak a boo. M: ok catch it on the SWING M: OHH come on M: Give me you. YES! I have it M: What do I do with it!?!? W: alright, frames, frames M: I have it. What do I do?! M: what do I do with it?! Do I put it in my box? M: How do I get it off the hook? W: I don’t know, I’ve never made it that far. B: You should definitely let go of your pole M: Ok I’m gonna- *Super Mario World level complete jingle plays* *Mark screams* W: Mark got it. B: God damn it W: Mark got a fish *Bob snickers* W: I was so close to restarting it M: If you would have restarted I would have flown to Cincinnati to slap you M: I would have flown. I would have done it M: My whole chats just like restart M: Oh, oh my god W: Well we never had to play this game again, now do we? *outro fades in* M: NO B: Yea are we done with this now M: Yea M: Yea I think we’re done W: thank god *♪outro♪* (Subscribe to caption authors!)

100 Comments

  • Reply Anonymous 23 July 23, 2019 at 4:06 am

    He just told a random kid to fuck off and it was hilarious

  • Reply may)(day July 23, 2019 at 4:08 am

    I hope that little fuckker isn't in the fandom anymore

  • Reply Kaitlyn Hampton July 24, 2019 at 12:46 am

    3:16 I'm sorry but.. " Squeech? "

  • Reply Laila July 24, 2019 at 6:46 am

    Mark://is a gamer with over 20 mil subscribers
    Also mark://forgets to put the game he's playing on the screen

  • Reply Cameron Stucker July 24, 2019 at 10:06 am

    This is the episode of

    FRAMES

  • Reply Evan Deland July 24, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    the bait is either grubs or wax worms

  • Reply Tristan Walhain July 24, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    The best way to beat the grenade challenge is to not unpin your grenade.

  • Reply 卂尺ㄒ 丂ㄒㄩᗪ丨ㄖ乂尺ㄩ乃ㄚ July 25, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Most of the comments are all about the kid.

    I respect that.

  • Reply Dan the Stan man July 25, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    any problem happens

    Other people: I'm gonna solve this like a normal person

    Mark:

    FRAAAAMES

  • Reply MehKanntSpel July 25, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    Bob 2018: I’m trying to jam it in the hole and wades killing himself

  • Reply Jackson Hattfield July 26, 2019 at 6:15 am

    Wade is me

  • Reply Jackson Hattfield July 26, 2019 at 6:21 am

    At 26:13 mark flipped his pole and boat off when he dropped the bait. Am I the only one who noticed that?

  • Reply Tyler Thibodeaux July 27, 2019 at 12:42 am

    "FRAMES! FRAMES! FRAMES!" why was that so funny? XD

  • Reply Mickle Pickle078 July 27, 2019 at 4:10 am

    Marks frames drop on his game

    Mark: FRAMES!!!!

    The vid lags and stops loading

    Me: FRAMES!!!!!

  • Reply Chris Glenn July 27, 2019 at 5:55 am

    I get it that its disrespectful to join at random his streams but to a fan so damn desperate to say hi to mark that he went through the trouble to join. Mark could at least cut it out and tell the kid hi or something…..I had mad respect and love for mark because of the sad times in my life he made so much better and after seeing this….I lost a lot of respect for him….that's truly not ok that he joined at random. But you have no idea what's going on in his life that meeting you would be more important then what most kids are into….sorry mark but I'm unsubbed….

  • Reply Kevin Novo July 28, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Bob has the most sincere contagious laugh I've ever heard 😂😂

  • Reply hippopot omusk July 29, 2019 at 2:25 am

    Top ten pictures taken before disaster 4:46

  • Reply funny dad July 29, 2019 at 3:00 am

    New drinking challenge:
    Go to this video and every single time someone days frames take a shot

  • Reply ImMeed July 29, 2019 at 3:04 am

    FRAAMES

  • Reply Infamous 17 July 29, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Nobody:
    Not a single human being:
    Not a single soul:
    Mark:FRAMES!!!!!

  • Reply glitchy shadow wolf July 30, 2019 at 3:00 am

    4:46 i died

  • Reply vincente demma July 30, 2019 at 7:49 am

    pause at 4:37

  • Reply ImpishSpectre July 30, 2019 at 8:12 am

    IT'S PIROUETTING! IT'S PIROUETTING!

  • Reply Reid Turnbull July 30, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Mark grabs bait,
    Frames: “NANI!?”
    Rando: HEYA MURK IZ ME AGEN

  • Reply Phoenix Liz July 30, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    FRAMES

  • Reply Richter is my main July 30, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    What does a picture need? FRAMES!

  • Reply Schmoozing Kaboodle July 30, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    "Shall we play another game?"
    Mark: "NO! I WANNA CATCH A FISH!!!" 🐟

  • Reply ANONYMOUS July 30, 2019 at 9:06 pm

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  • Reply Themuz- Apex Legends and More! July 30, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    7:00

  • Reply Bramson Bambival July 31, 2019 at 3:13 am

    I don't see why people giving mark shit he did nothing wrong even then mark was already irritated with the game. The kid joined in a private sever which is already a nono, add that with the gameplay
    …. Well the reaction was to perfect for a bad reaction

  • Reply Noviian July 31, 2019 at 6:22 am

    I think the kid joining the stream was inevitable. it was Mark's responsibility to hide the password, and since he didn't do that, he faced the consequences. everyone saying the kid was rude or an asshole, he was literally just a little kid. his curiosity got the best of him and I think if we were his age and had access to that exact game mark was playing, we'd all at least consider doing what he did. and like I said before, with how many people watch mark's streams, there was bound to be a handful of people trying to join.
    Though at the same time, I think Mark's reaction was exaggerated for comedy. I don't think Mark was being rude.

  • Reply Bassam Alzahrani. July 31, 2019 at 7:50 am

    90% of the frames are on markpliers face

  • Reply Zackery Clark July 31, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Hello I am the bunch of douchebags he was referring to that makes up his fan base. I am douchebags(not the random that joined just a douchebag that’s part of the fan base)

  • Reply Daphne Poe July 31, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    At 4:15 to 4:17 you see marks pin go "Lol bye."

  • Reply RoboFox August 1, 2019 at 2:15 am

    FrAmEs!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Jordy Blees August 1, 2019 at 2:20 am

    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply It’s ya boi, TheSquishy1 August 1, 2019 at 4:26 am

    Mark- frames aren’t a problem

    Frames- I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • Reply Drew the zombie August 1, 2019 at 10:16 am

    RIP Mark's frames

  • Reply Adam B August 1, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    captions: subscribe to caption authors!
    me: no.

  • Reply Sara Ferguson August 2, 2019 at 8:48 am

    Me watching him try to reach for the fishing pole at 4:30AM laughing so loud, doing nothing with my life

  • Reply Shane Fritts August 3, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    FRAMES

  • Reply inarm imarom August 4, 2019 at 5:04 am

    I care about your frames

  • Reply Zachary Herring August 4, 2019 at 5:37 am

    At 15:11, you can see the random player appear on the private server

  • Reply André Pereira August 4, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    DAM FRAME

  • Reply Conner Almendinger August 4, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    hack them pepols
    hahah

  • Reply James Sauce August 5, 2019 at 12:34 am

    4:46
    IDK WHY THAT KILLED ME

  • Reply Yeon Kimin August 5, 2019 at 1:41 am

    Can we get a headcount of how many times Mark, Wade, and Bob have said fRamEs in a 30 minute video 😂

  • Reply Teena Yates August 5, 2019 at 3:26 am

    No matter how many times i watch this, hearing Mark fuss about his frames will never not be funny

  • Reply SavageGamer2223 August 5, 2019 at 4:27 am

    kid: HOLY SHIT THATS MARK!!!!
    mark: AH fUcK oFf
    a little later:
    Kid: Hey guy im ba…
    mark… oK iM LeAvInG…
    kid: (idk what he said)
    mark: i DoNt CaRe!!!

  • Reply stormtrooper husky August 5, 2019 at 6:14 am

    F R A M E S

  • Reply 3pointer master August 5, 2019 at 11:56 am

    I have a grenade. I almost blew my freinds house up

  • Reply air bruh August 5, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    26:39 Bob sounding like Lester

  • Reply kaydence Guardian August 5, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    mark how could you tell that poor fan to fuck off? how could you?????

    mark: FRAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply MR MLG PRO August 6, 2019 at 9:37 am

    wade: "mark cought a fish"
    mark: starts victory wank

  • Reply Carlo Emanuele Doria August 6, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Announcer: and the winners are Rocky and golf ball. Snowball: 24:11

  • Reply Oceanic 11 August 7, 2019 at 3:10 am

    im sorry i had to say this… 9:06 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

  • Reply I Quanix August 7, 2019 at 9:22 am

    Mark turn Vsync off and the framedrops are gone

  • Reply nicole rockers August 7, 2019 at 10:32 am

    18:27 I'm hurt, Mark.

  • Reply iconic blonde August 7, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    The reason I was mainly pissed about the kid joining was that he was plugging his channel. That is SO disrespectful.
    Edit: And the fact that Wade and Bob wanted to switch games because this kid was bothering them and ruining the enjoyability of their stream.

  • Reply Maverick Gaming August 7, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    take a sip of beer every time mark says frames

  • Reply Kevin Hugman-Nelson August 8, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Couldn't stop laughing the second they started the fishing LMAO.

  • Reply Sweety Seedy August 9, 2019 at 1:51 am

    Meow

  • Reply Giovanni Christensen August 9, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Bob: ''You guys made me watch for like 5 minutes.''
    Wade: ''It's been 5 minutes! ☹️''
    Me: ''Wade..🤣🤣''

  • Reply Pizzapals128 August 9, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Frrraaaaammmmeeeeeesssss

  • Reply RoarRaps August 9, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    No I’m just feeling sorry for that poor kid who randomly found you guys. XD I’m sure if he saw this video is whole day was shattered!

  • Reply DesingItTime August 9, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Shoulda just called the video "FRAMES!!!" cuz that's all it is

  • Reply Nikø Blackfire August 10, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Frames!

  • Reply Kim Gardei August 10, 2019 at 1:33 am

    How many times does mark say frames!

  • Reply Xew DiBenedetto August 10, 2019 at 1:58 am

    Mark: My fanbase is a bunch of douchebags
    The part of the fanbase that's really sensitive: *cries*
    The other part that is also really good: Hate that kid endlessly*
    That kid: Wait why am I getting hate? Markiplier was the one being rude to a fan!

  • Reply Sam Holytoe August 10, 2019 at 3:16 am

    Hand Simulator #666: Mark Becomes Doom Slayer After He Gets Betrayed by His Bait and Friends.

  • Reply Clarkexedits August 10, 2019 at 6:13 am

    I understand Mark was upset about the kid joining, but he didn’t entirely take into accord the kid aspect of that situation. Telling him to “fuck off” is completely inappropriate when that kid is only just one of the ever so many kids that gives mark his paycheck at the end of the day. He could’ve been nicer, the kid just wanted to meet his idol.

  • Reply Dearah_ M_ August 10, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Kid: blah blah
    Mark: oh fuck offff
    Me: wheeze this is why I stan mark

  • Reply Maxwell Guillory August 10, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Having watched the other videos they made with this game I’m 90% sure wade is causing the frame issues with his method of shaking the grenades. Then again it could just be the game.

  • Reply Luka V August 10, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    where is the kid part 🙁

  • Reply Luka V August 10, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    i found it 😉

  • Reply Echiko Squidaddle August 10, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    "Is that Mark?"
    "Fuck ooooff"
    this is why we love mark~

  • Reply Naomy Heart August 10, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Mark made the most hilarious and cute faces in the 30 minutes of this video

  • Reply Lexaius Kenjiro August 10, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    F R A M E S

  • Reply Marcus Smith August 10, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    You died the first time because the pin fell out

  • Reply Noah Peñafiel August 10, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Is mark going to play minecraft?

  • Reply RAGED HUSKY August 11, 2019 at 1:15 am

    Kid: wait- is that mark!?
    Mark: Oh FuCk OfF
    Also kid: 😦

  • Reply jgdueuwhhwsi iwiwhdiejwe August 11, 2019 at 3:54 am

    Hey i have bad frames too it's mean im looser😢

  • Reply Beani Birb August 11, 2019 at 4:23 am

    5:32 my brain trying to get me to let go of all of my painful memories but I'm fighting against it cause there would be nothing left

  • Reply Nightwolf productions August 11, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Was I the only one who saw the pin fall out in the beginning of the game and the vid

  • Reply Snowy The Folf August 11, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Frames

  • Reply Author Productions August 11, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    to everyone overreacting about mark telling a 9 year old to "fuck off" he had all the rights to do so. Mark was also in a rage at the moment so the way he reacted just kind of slipped… the kid obviously didn't have much respect for his "favorite person" to join MARKS game AND try to promote his channel. it just isn't fair. if mark had to work his way up all the way to 24 million then so should the kid.

  • Reply chewy881 August 11, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    oh no my frames!!

  • Reply batim lover yeet August 11, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Frames have a seizure every second…

    FUCKING FRAMES

  • Reply Deathdragon 5000 August 11, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    I’ve never seen mark so happy 28:36

  • Reply Zindyverse & BitterJoy August 11, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Title” hand simulator”

    how I saw the title”bob simulator”

  • Reply anzamna August 11, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    This videos so extremely frustrating to watch in all the wrong ways

  • Reply Lord of Cinder August 11, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    Markiplier starting to look like Hozier with that hair bruh

  • Reply Charlemagne9169 August 12, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Wade snuck into Marks room and poured his whole glass of water all over Mark’s pc, causing his frames. Just like he spilt his beer all over Marks keyboard in that one episode of drunk minecraft.

  • Reply Battle play's August 12, 2019 at 2:27 am

    No frames…but my frames frames y u no frames FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

  • Reply Monster Cat August 12, 2019 at 4:31 am

    You should have named this video bad frames lol

  • Reply Brightfur Mysteries August 12, 2019 at 5:55 am

    Total jerk move that kid did. A fan don't need to interrupt marks gaming and recordings especially twice. Noob move

  • Reply violeta delijevic August 12, 2019 at 6:16 am

    Hunger games: may the odds be ever in your favor
    (Looks at mark)
    Hunger games: he's not going to make it

  • Reply Oxi Clean August 12, 2019 at 6:18 am

    1. the kid isn't a jerk he just wanted to play with his favorite youtube
    2. mark isn't a jerk for saying fuck off

    3. just enjoy the video and leave this topic behind you fucks

  • Reply :3Gachya_Bella:3 August 12, 2019 at 6:40 am

    YAAAAAAAS MARK HAS CAUGHT DE FISH

  • Reply Aayush Dasgupta August 12, 2019 at 11:12 am

    4:37 you exploded because at 4:16 your pin came off

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