Christmas Stereotypes
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Christmas Stereotypes

September 3, 2019


CHRISTMAS!!! MOM! DAD! WAKE UP! [Screaming] SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! WAKE UP! AHH IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME! This has got to be my least favorite Christmas tradition. [Photo Click] Well, you got your photo, I hope Facebook explodes. Heh…Don’t tag me, please. It’s almost go time, okay?? You’re too old to cry this year. Remember, what’s your line? Santa, I want a tracker boat for Christmas. You got it? Okay. Hey, let’s do this. [Crying] [Crying] Merry Christmas. All right, this one is from Uncle Dave. Oh! All right! New grill spatula! Guessing I should go ahead and open mine from Uncle Dave. Got a killer deal: 3 for 20! Oh, nice–wait, 3? Oh, Andrew hasn’t opened his yet. Oh ho! Nice! [Celebrating] Kristin, remember: We’re trying to save that wrapping paper for next year. Got it. [Shouting, rock music playing in background] Trying to be so careful right now. Yeah, you have to. [Continued Shouting] So close! I can almost see what this is now. [Even more shouting] 6 hours!? I mean it’s a trampoline and a basketball goal! [Metal Clanking] I don’t need this! They must’ve given me like 4 trampolines in this box! That $25 fully assemble fee ain’t sounding too shabby right now. [Ruffling Noise] [Creaking Sound] (Kicks Box) *Ruff* [Rattling Noise] Dude, Ty, what are you doing? (Drops Box) [Loud Shatter Noise] Hey! What are you doing over there!? It’s dad! [Plastic Bag Noise] Ok ya’ll, throw me your trash! [Paper hitting Cody noises] All right, let’s try, and make it in the bag, okay, wow. I thought we were keeping bows! Was that this year, or was that last year, I never remember. [Shopping Cart Noise] [Muffled Clothes Sound] [Hanger Noise] [Heavenly Choir Sound] Stan, John, Jony, Johnny, JP, Amanda, Coby, Tyler, Garrett… and anyone else I forgot! All right kiddos, this is from Uncle Coby, ya’ll are up next! [Coby Chuckling] Okay, this is good! [Ripping Noise] Last year, he got you a hammer. *Gasp* [Kids Screaming] HE GOT A PUPPY! [Coby laughing] IT’S A PUPPY! YES! Dad, what should we name him? I don’t know, maybe like a modern name, like Temporary? How about Oliver? Yeah, Oliver! Guys, that’s so good!. Woah! A lightsaber! That’s awesome! Mom always gives the best toys. All right from Mom to me… Oh! A belt… This is kind of a transition year for you. You know, everything can’t be a toy. You know, everything can’t be a toy. [Tyler sobbing] It’s a good practical year. Thanks, Mom and Dad, thanks. Does anybody have a pocket knife? Yep.
[Knives whooshing] Thanks. -Yes!
-Aww… Alright boys, you have to get all four of these right, or the girls win. Hey, it’s a dial-in, here we go. Timer! Anytime a bell rings an angel gets– It’s a Wonderful Life! Nice! Welcome to the party, pal! Oh! Die Hard–probably not a Christmas movie. Debatable, we’ll talk ’bout it after. [Scream] Home Alone! Nice! Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad! Heh, thanks Mr. Narwhal. I love smiling! Smiling’s my favourite! Are you kidding– You smell like beef and cheese, you sit on a throne of lies! Son of a nutcracker! [Buzzer Sound] AHH! Girls win! Woooo!!! ELF! I’ve never seen it. Are you serious Clare? Oh I know that one! Christmas vacation! IT’S TOO LATE! IT’S. TOO. LATE. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! BLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! [Smashing Noise]
[Glass Shattering] [Smashing Noise] WAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! [Silverware Clattering] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! [Glass Breaking] [Loud Thump, Tree Cracking] AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! [Sudden Stop] That would be a little bit too far. By the way, if you’ve got your nativity set up like this, technically it’s not Biblically correct. The Wiseman weren’t actually here yet. They were still traveling. Anyways, (rage monster) BLEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! [Shouting Again] [TV being smashed] [Plastic Crumpling] Waaauuuugh! PUT IT OUT! 𝘖𝘞! 𝘐𝘛’𝘚 𝘚𝘖 𝘏𝘖𝘛!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t see a name here…This is to Dad from Mom…and.. yeah, there is no name tag on this present. What? I’ve been doing this for 59 years and that’s never happened. That’s Christmas 101. Who could be this careless? What is this, amateur hour? I say we open it. I think we should burn it. How hard is it to put a name tag on a present? This is the kind of thing that could get you kicked out of the family. Oh, man. That’s definitely mine. I mean I don’t want to point fingers, but that’s definitely Kevin’s wrapping. Oh man! I got Santa’s eyes way too close together. [Laughing hysterically] NO! GARRETT GET IN HERE! [Both laughing] Dude, what is that? [Everyone (except Tyler) laughing] FAIL! [Continued laughter] Two more steps…all right! Merry Christmas! OH MY GOSH! It’s even better than the one you got me last year! Seriously babe, I love it! Well you better, it cost me 25 bitcoins (~$450,000 USD). What’s a bitcoin? Beads are like railroad tracks–they don’t cross. Have you ever been to Christmas? 6 inch spacing between the bulbs on the tree! Bethany: Saw that! Wedding bulb, as a statement bulb, make sure it’s at the middle of the tree! Are you mocking me? No! Love you. Aw, my nephew would love this! Ha, so would I! What was I shopping for again? Ha, oh nice! Cody: You guys have this in a kid size 6? Clerk: All I’m gonna have of that is an adult 13. Cody: Oh! Actually, that’ll work! I have been pretty good this year. You know, it really is a gift for the whole family. Let’s do it. Man, it’s humid out here. Morning Bill! Merry Christmas! No shirt, good call! Hey, y’all make sure to head on over later! Got a rack of ribs on the grill, we’re gonna take a dip in the pool. Gonna be a good time. Hey, thank you guys for coming. This better be impressive. Heh heh…check this out. [Jolt of Electricity] WOAH! -WHAT!?
-WOW! OH MY GOSH! What’s up guys, thanks for watching! If you’re not already a Dude Perfect subscriber, make sure you click down here so you don’t miss out on any new videos. Special thanks to our friends at Bass Pro for making this whole video possible. Make sure you head to Bass Pro Shops to get some awesome gifts for the whole family and get a free photo with Santa! Click here to shop Bass Pro online. Click here to see the last video. Santa, hit em’ with a signature sign off! Santa: Pound it and noggin. Tyler: SEE YA! Garrett: Hey, someone toss me that sunscreen! I’m getting roasted out here!

78 Comments

  • Reply Tux Penguin August 30, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    I hate to imagine the cost and cleanup of the Rage Monster parts… 😂 😮

  • Reply Supersander August 30, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    I’m the one who is always thankful and happy with what I get for Christmas

  • Reply InklingFan77 Mettaton1936 August 30, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    3:30 wow Tyler’s mom just ruined Christmas wow just wow

  • Reply Mousumi Mahapatra August 30, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    3:42 That is the most dangerous thing I have seen from Dude Perfect

  • Reply Mungo47R YT August 31, 2019 at 12:41 am

    4:18 con subtítulos, wismuchi teniendo pelo es broma jaja

  • Reply Cameron Dreger August 31, 2019 at 1:43 am

    H

  • Reply Shadow Jaken August 31, 2019 at 4:26 am

    YOU BROKE YOUR TV!!!

  • Reply Shader GT August 31, 2019 at 4:45 am

    That RKO is the best RKO I’ve seen

  • Reply Dom Doyle August 31, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Love you guys

  • Reply Dom Doyle August 31, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Jeez rage monster

  • Reply Thanos Has Liquid Poop August 31, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Weird they have a kid with a beard

  • Reply Gandalfs_nan August 31, 2019 at 9:01 am

    6:20 like the way they blur the badge of the car

  • Reply Fikreab Getachew August 31, 2019 at 9:52 am

    same

  • Reply Stefan Reiter August 31, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Last Minute Shopper

  • Reply Gav Hoffman August 31, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    anyone else watching in summer?

  • Reply Victoria Eccles August 31, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    I love dp

  • Reply c0ld_pineaple August 31, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Who else was looking in a mirror at 0:04

  • Reply naitik raj eda August 31, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    did you really destroy the presents

  • Reply Leen Hlal August 31, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    5:07 no words🤐🤐 toooo much money

  • Reply TryHardPotat0 August 31, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    4:47 the RKO

  • Reply Blixer Playz August 31, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    5:07 WHY??

  • Reply Anas Mateen August 31, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    The Time for rage monster the time to waste money

  • Reply The_ Hyruler August 31, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    The first one has been me for four years and then broke the streak last year.

  • Reply Jeremiah Hazelwood August 31, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    I wanted to binge watch all of the stereo type vids and best one in this vid is Texas Christmas. Who else is from Texas 🖐.

  • Reply Sadie Kane August 31, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Wrecking the "Jesus was born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scene = No. Wrecking TV = Perfectly fine! 🙂

  • Reply Ruthi Endicott August 31, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Kelli Simmons September 1, 2019 at 12:13 am

    I live in texas, last year it actually snowed xD that was my first time in snow ;u;

  • Reply Yee News September 1, 2019 at 12:52 am

    Oliver is my cats name!!!

  • Reply Mr. CrazyBazy September 1, 2019 at 1:08 am

    At the cookies part cody’s laugh is like elmo’s laugh lolololol

  • Reply Patriots God September 1, 2019 at 1:12 am

    Bruh i died at the rage monster 😂😂😂

  • Reply BackUpWaffles September 1, 2019 at 5:02 am

    Tbh… I am the Early Riser (Cuz I love Christmas like a love video games) (videos games are my life)

  • Reply Azaria Murray September 1, 2019 at 6:25 am

    xD i give my fam members a new car every year!!

  • Reply Azaria Murray September 1, 2019 at 6:26 am

    my daughter uploads on my account and changed my name

  • Reply Jake Pranks September 1, 2019 at 6:46 am

    I am a dog

  • Reply Renegade Ginger September 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Your an idiot

  • Reply 123BellaOMG September 1, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Hi Santa

  • Reply ZA Zariff September 1, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    You guys didn't add Christmas Carol

  • Reply Vater of Paladins September 1, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    you all are crazyyy you are destroyign a tv a cristmas tree

  • Reply Mas Senopati September 1, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    0:43

  • Reply Lavardo Bain September 1, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    3:00 A N G E R Y

  • Reply Shiva Rudra September 1, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Why did Cody not shave his beard? He did promise when he lost all sports golf battle 2.

  • Reply MR. MOVIE September 1, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    4:55 if he hit that all the Christians would have been triggered
    Thanks for the lesson rage monster about tge wise men

  • Reply Peyjam1 September 1, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    The rage monster hurts me on the inside

  • Reply Louis Shelton September 1, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    What breed of dog is the puppy?

  • Reply leni softic September 1, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    0:02 I would do that too XD and the mom dad bed part ALSO XD

  • Reply Mr Sticky September 1, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    66M Views

  • Reply Diamond Dog September 1, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    If there was a broke guy that would be me

  • Reply Ferny Sanders September 1, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    2:07 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Stephan Buchholz September 1, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Rip TV

  • Reply Alyssa Garcia September 1, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    4:33 me when I only get clothes

  • Reply equinox52 September 2, 2019 at 12:51 am

    They should have called uncle Dave uncle dane missed opportunity.

  • Reply Undertale Gaming September 2, 2019 at 2:18 am

    I am the early riser

  • Reply Emily Jinks Ramsey September 2, 2019 at 2:25 am

    I love bass pro shops

  • Reply Streaks Only10 September 2, 2019 at 2:46 am

    I am 1000000000000 percent the early riser

  • Reply Samfan4 Films September 2, 2019 at 3:05 am

    I think all kids are just designated an "Early Riser" I still am.

  • Reply Gavin Zugehoer September 2, 2019 at 3:32 am

    did cody shave

  • Reply Arron Devenecia September 2, 2019 at 3:35 am

    santa pulls up the faze sign at 8:06

  • Reply PokeBros1218 Openers September 2, 2019 at 5:18 am

    Do hollawean

  • Reply Tayvin Tran September 2, 2019 at 6:01 am

    I love Christmas

  • Reply Rebecca Anstis September 2, 2019 at 7:35 am

    You are the most important thing ever

  • Reply MY GUY LISTENS TO SLAYER September 2, 2019 at 7:40 am

    I love the bass pro shop

  • Reply Tinycookie September 2, 2019 at 8:26 am

    Imagine waking up to this 0:17

  • Reply Daxter69 September 2, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Im the gift card guy

  • Reply daveiejoe cabrillesjr September 2, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    dam thr rch

  • Reply Plooply Plop September 2, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    He said that would be to far but he broke the tv and the Christmas tree

  • Reply ItzCheezy September 2, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Zero

  • Reply HunsDa Buns September 2, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Who would win hulk or rage monster

  • Reply vide0gam3R2000 September 2, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    My name is Oliver at 3:00

  • Reply JJRAYX9 September 2, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    1:36 I GOT THOSE FOR. CHRISTMAS IN 2014

  • Reply Jiren- Sama September 2, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Everybody Gangsta until Rage Monster comes out

  • Reply Felix Parker September 2, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    HOW DARE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ELF

  • Reply yoshi yosh September 2, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    4:00? Really? I get up at 12:00.

  • Reply Claudia Washington September 2, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    0:02 me

  • Reply Jennifer Tasnim September 3, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Gulp* HE BROKE THE TV FOR THE VID

  • Reply Creative Joxi September 3, 2019 at 12:24 am

    The Texas one is so true

  • Reply Bo master September 3, 2019 at 12:45 am

    It’s pretty cold during Christmas in Texas

  • Reply David Zhang September 3, 2019 at 1:54 am

    When your son has a beard

  • Reply MrSolar September 3, 2019 at 2:29 am

    4:45 I couldn’t stop laughing when he RKOED The tree

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