Disclaimer: contains strong language and may induce IQ loss. (SM69 INTRO) *upbeat music plays* Wahoo! WAHOOOO!!! Yes! Yeah!! WaHAHAHAHA YEAH! O SHET, WE’RE F****D *PARTY* *A F**K TONS OF MEMES* MARIO! Mario: MYESSSSSSSSS? It is time! *Dramatic sound effect* 2SECURE4ME HOLY SHIT Dude, so, are you ready for Ssenmodnar Deluxe Edition? Ready? Ready doesn’t even Ready doesn’t even FUCKING Ready doesn’t even FUCKING DESCRIBE IT! *High five* Yeeaaaaaah! SMG4 and Mario: Jesus fucking get that shit in Fucking shit That’s so fucking GET IN! (How not to put a dvd in) *Computer trips on acid* *Dramatic music with screaming* *Screaming intensifies* *Transition music* *Music starts* ♪ FUCK DA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND ♪ -Yeeaah boiiiiiiiiiiii *Explosion* *Congratulatory Mario 64 music* Wa! Hoo hoo! Yahoo! *More congratulatory Mario 64 music* *Music continues but with falling noise* *Upbeat music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Splat* What? *”We No Speak Americano” in the background* ♪ WoUldN’t it be nice if we were older? ♪ ♪ And wouldn’t have to wait so long. ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t it be nice to live together? ♪ (ded) *Classic music* Mario: Hey fellas! Knock off all that high society crap and play some of this. One! Two! Three! Four! ♪ I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
I PLAY POKEMON GO! ♪ *Toad becomes triggered from the song* *abandon thread* (Video) Mister… What in the *bleep* are you watching?! Fifty Shades of Grey! HOW DARE YOU WATCH THAT WITHOUT ME!!! (Other guy) SORRY!!! *Intense music* Ha ha! So long gay Bowser! Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhh! Mario: hey stinky! *Mario gibberish* ♪ Why the fuck you lying♪ ♪Wow♪ ♪ Why you always lying ♪ ♪Hey♪ ♪ Hhnnn…oh my god ♪ ♪ Stop fuckin’ lying! ♪ *Kick sound* AAHHH!! Hi there, my name is Toad Toadelstien, and I’m going to teach you how to successfully pick up women. Wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup *screaming* GREAT! *Supa sexy music* Ooh oohhhh eeahhh yeaaah ohh… Toadette: Hey daddy! Sweet merciful crap! Just gimme, like, 5 more minutes, man! C’mon! WAT Uhhhh, I can explain! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪
Toadette: Gross! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ Toadette: I hate porn! ♪ Grab your dick and double-click for ♪ ♪ porn porn porn ♪ Hello? Hey what’s up? I need your help, can you c’mere? Uh, I can’t, I’m buying clothes. Alright, well, hurry up and come over here. I can’t find ’em. Whaddaya mean ya can’t find ’em? I can’t find them. There’s only soup. What do you mean there’s only soup? It means there’s only soup! Well then get outta the soup aisle! Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *Goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup! What do you mean there’s more soup? There’s just more soup! Go into the next aisle! There’s still soup! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! I’m at the soup store! WhY aRe YoU bUyInG cLoThEs aT tHe SoUp StOrE?!?!? FAK YOU!!! *Music* Okie dokie. WTF IS THAT!? YEEEA D’OH UH UH UH UH UH Mamma-f***er! (Frustrated) EEUUUHH! GLOOP GLOOP BLOO OOWOWOWO Hmmm? Waaaaa! RAAAARRRRGGHHHH Yaay yaaaaay OHHHHHHHHH *Roided Mario* Wahoo! Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Coming up on the left you can be able to see.. OH FAK die *Explosion* *Epic music* Whale Ship: *monsterous roar* get in MAH BELLEH! COME ON! GO GO GO!! Get to da choppa! Steve: I’m a helicopter! ♪ FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HERE ♪ *Surgeon Simulator music with Birdo screaming in pain* *dying noises* Yeeaah, well that’s disgustin. Hmmmmm… I Got It! Take-a That! Yummy! *With check/bell noise* Okie dokie-Fine! ♪ Theee kneebone’s connected to the…something… …the something’s connected to the…red thing… …the red thing’s connected to my PINGAS ♪ *bone crack sound* Oh shit! (ded) Enough is enough! I have had it with
these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane! *Solid Snakes screaming “Metal Gear” and other stuff with music in the background* And now, Moments with Steve! *Music* La la dadida la dadida *Steve singing Gibberish* *Steve hears someone screaming* I’VE GOT YOU NOW BITCH Well now you’re gonna get it, mother f*cker!!! That’s right!! You and me, right now!! Somebody stop that awful, awful man! OhohOhhoho What? Eating sound *Dramatic sound effect* Steve: Woah, man. I’m trippin’ about plumbers and stuff, dude. *Thud* *Mario 64 entering a course sound* Hooooly ssshhhhit! Hello! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! OHHH MY GOOOD!!! YEEESSS!!! YEEEE- OOAUUH!! Steve and Mario: HFWOW8H4TG38TH3TYT3TCYGTC Oh hell nooo-oo-oo-ooaaahh! COME AT ME BRO. *Sexy music* *SSB death sound/Mario dies from Steve’s sexiness* *KO* Waaaaaaooohhhhhhh… ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ Steve: I3CTQHCW4TOCIC6E7CEUYGCEEG Ah…is he dead? ♪ Do you feel alone? ♪ ♪ Do you feel neglected? ♪ ♪ Not doing too well with the ladies? ♪ ♪ Well I’ve got the solution for you! ♪ ♪ LOW SELF-ESTEEM?! ♪ ♪ AFRAID TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS?! ♪ ♪ ARE YOU LONELY AND SAD?! ♪ ♪Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and ya need to make an important phone call but your battery’s dead and YOU CAN’T FIND AN OUTLET TO PLUG IN YOUR CHARGER?! ♪ Mhm. GROW A BEARD! Oooooooooooo… ♪ Do you like waffles? ♪ No. ♪ Do you like pancakes? ♪ No! ♪ Do you like French toast? ♪ NO! ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ Can’t wait to get a mouthful ♪
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Teletubby giggling* One day, in Teletubby Land, something appeared from far away. *Almost godly falling noise* Oh hello there. *Teletubby screaming* *Teletubby screaming*
*Shrek screaming* Narrator: Po the Teletubby was scared by the scary green smurf. Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?! *Dramatic sound* Oh shit the green smurf is attempting to take over Teletubby Land. Po: Ohhh, no! *Beep* Help me! Help, now! Lala (is actually dipsy) tried to scare the smurf away! Boo! Very scary. Ohhh! Oh, gee, ahhh it’s so scary, ohh– Psych! *Pow* Dipsy (Is actually lala) tried murdering the green smurf. *Attack on Titan theme intensifies* Dipsy (Lala): YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Crash* Yabababar And Tinky Winky shat himself. *Fart* There was only one thing left that they could do. DAT DANCE! People think that just because I’m an ogre, I can’t dance! Well I’ve had it up to here! SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT! *Electric zoo plays* *Shrek dances on Electric zoo* Ha! Gaaaayyyyyyy! Take it away, fellas. [Actually legit beat and dancing] Take it away Tinky Winky! OOHOOHO OOH OOHOOOHOOH OO OOOOOHOO OHO MY GOD ♪ Fuck this shit, I’m out Mmhmm-mm-mm. ♪ Sonic: Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, FUCK ‘EM UP! Okay! FALCON. PUNCH!!! Oh yeaahhhhh ♪ Yatatatatatatata Yatatatatata tata Doodoodavadadadada Doodoodavadadadada ♪ ♪ Dum ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Ooohhhhhh!!! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Nooooooo!!! ♪ *Drumrolls* *AIRHORNS* ♪ Look at that booty, show me the booty ♪ ♪ Gimme the booty, I want the booty ♪ ♪ Back up the booty, I need the booty, I like– ♪ Baby Mario: What up, biatch?! ALALALALALALALALALALA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
-PIZZA!!! *Typing sound* nOtIcE mE sEnPa-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a *Glass breaks* -aiii Awww, fuck. SuPerMaRyOgUcCi4-sEnPaI cAn i plEaSe bE in y0ur 1 mIlLiOn s00b spEcIal? *Inhale* *Sigh* OH JESUS CHRIST PrEtTy plEaSe, SuPerMeMeGeNeRaToR4??? A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES, NO!!! *Glass breaks* AAAAAHHH WaS tHaT a yEs? *Cliche music* Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *BOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Yeah, ha ha ha! ♪ Kiss kiss fall in love ♪ *Smack* *insert Ouran High School Host Club here* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Mario! Mario! Hmmmm… Toad: Hello! Nooo… Mario? Elmo: You wanna know how I got these scars? nope.avi RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH
-Ohhh ho ho hooohh! ♪ If you like chicken nuggets then you… gotta sing along ♪ -NOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ♪ Oooooohh, Barbie is a bitch! ♪ ♪ She is just a witch! ♪ ♪ I really hate her! ♪ ♪ Why does Ken date her? ♪ ♪ Ken is such a man… ♪ ♪ I do all I can! ♪ ♪ Just to do him, ♪ ♪ We wanna screw him! ♪ ♪ And I cry… ♪ ♪ everydaaaay! ♪ ♪ ‘Cause straight up, that bitch is in my way! ♪ *Italian gibberish* Wow…that’s really interesting! Okie dokie! See you next time! 0h! H3y MAri0! tAke 0ff ur cl0TheS n0w! Alrightie! spOogheTtI, spOogheTtI. Babity Boopy, bibity boobity babity babity! Booba beepa booba bapa beepa bapa! RaVi0lI, raVi0lI, pUt mE In y0uR vIdE0Li! How ’bout no, you fucking ravioli? Welcome back to the Animal Channel. In the wild, we see this livid creature, the Fishy Boopkin, in its natural habitat. Scientists have labelled this particular amphibious species, “A Pathetic Piece of Aquatic Shit”. Boopkins: Hey, that’s not nice! Narrator: A truly retarded species, these creatures are suspect to all kinds of predators. Boopkins: What?! No, we’re not! We’re a very strong and noble species! I’ll let you know it only took me half an hour to tie my shoes this mor– (nom) –aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! And…they’re extinct. HAHAHAHA! Prepare to be skewered! Now, witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time! *Congratulatory fanfare* DA DAB GUN Hahahaha, catch me if ya can! Sonic: Come and get– whoooaaaaa!!! Sonic: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB *Swag music* Guy 1: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Guy 2: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Rosalina and Thwomp: AHH! OH GOD! OMG! All: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Eggman: Yeah hahahaha! *Pow* Real SMG4: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB AAAAHHH-SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME!! UUHUAH!! ♪ Bakin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes! ♪ ♪ Take some bacon and then put it in a pancake! ♪ ♪ Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make! Bacon pancakes! ♪ Toad: I AM ON FIRE!!!! Listen, I have a question for you… …I hope the answer’s yes… Will…will you… Oh yes! A thousand times– *Taxi honking/Crash/Scream* *Elevator music* ♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOONNN?!?!?!?! ♪ *Death metal/Explosions* So, you’re interested in becoming my
newest minion, Mr…Mario. That’s-a me! I’m very sorry but I don’t think you’re
qualified for the position… Why is-a that? *sigh* *Double Click* ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ DIS ♪ ♪ IS ♪ ♪ MY ♪ ♪ PEE ♪ ♪ PEE! ♪ *Captionist: In my opinion, he should’ve been hired for that.* *Song continues* ♪ Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty. ♪ *Metal Gear alert noise* Oh shit! E. Gadd: Gotcha bitch! Ghost: NO! *Screams* *Ghost laugh* Oohoo ha ha ha! You saved me! *Mumbling* I love you man. ♪ La-da-da-da-dahh ♪ ♪ It’s the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg) ♪ *Phone ringing* *Phone ringing* Mario: Hello! Swiggity swooty, I am comin’ for da booty! Reactor: *Screeches like a dying pig* NOM NOM NOM OM NOM *2SPOOKY4ME noise* What was that?! Somebody?! *Footsteps* NOOOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! Ohh! Nice spaghetti you got here! Can I have it? OHHH IT’S A TINY PENIS! *Ocarina* ???: Ha! Gaaayyyyy! Let me show you how it’s done. *Darude – Sandstorm (Recorder Cover)* Let’s talk about music. We don’t like children’s music. (Both) No, no, no! What music are you into? I like this! It’s very grown up. ♪ Where my fat ass big bitches in da club ♪ ♪ Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in da club ♪ ♪ I wanna see all the big fat a.. ♪ 420 represents weed 420 x 2=840 840 / 280 is 3 3 sides to a triangle Go fuck yourself! I will! You know why? Because I’m attractive. Every day, I wake up, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Would I fuck me?”, and the answer is always YES! Because I would fuck myself! Oh hey there little girl! Wanna go for a
swim? Yes! Lalalala la, lalala la, Lalalala la, hmm mm mm! That’s-a so nice! (You are ded.) ♪ I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck, ♪ ♪ I don’t, I don’t, I don’t give a fuck, bitch, ♪ ♪ I don’t, give a, ♪ ♪ fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ ♪ don’t give a fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ Help! Raccoons took my penis! ♪C’mon, mothafuckas, c’mon!♪ 42: Mario – Card trader song ♪ My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard ♪ ♪ and they’re like, “do you wanna trade cards?” ♪ ♪ Damn right, I wanna trade cards ♪ ♪ I will trade you, but not my Charizard ♪ Or not I dunno Hey stinky little Toadies! Hmm? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo… It’s raping time. *Toads yelling “Spaghetti”* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Princess! Peach: Oh what up, bitch!? WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHH Goddammit! Oookey dokey! ♪ Baby, baby baby OOOOOOH! WHAT THE FUU Wario: Yes! Hello… I was wondering if you could play that song again. Mmm, which one man? The one that goes (so much gibberish that i can’t even decipher it) I’M A SCATMAN didididididididududududu dudududududadadada ding ding ding ding DING DING bababababawebvyfgurfvnywcgfvwenvcvngw (hacking cough) Ha ha! So long-a Bowser! Ohh! … Shit! Luigi climbed onto Mario’s lap and kissed him on the nose. Mario suddenly blushed bright red, trying hard to hide it. (Italian acce nt)
Come on-a brother, let’s ha’fun… (damn you spinning wheel of death) (well shit) (he’s got anger issues….chill the fuck down) *Sad music* ♪I see trees of green♪ ♪Red roses too♪ ♪I see them bloom♪ ♪For me and you♪ ♪And I think to myself…♪ ♪WHAT A WUNDERFOL WORL!♪ PlEaSe, SuPeRmArIoGoObY4! pOot Me iN tHe ViDeO! H3ll0? Anyb0dy? aT lEaSt u wIlL b mY fRiEnD, rItE? Tumbleweed: NO! What the fuck just happened? Hi guys! It’s me, SMG4, and I want to thank you for watching this 20-minute Ssenmodnar Deluxe. I hope you enjoyed it, because… …y’know, 20 minutes of that stuff… …probably fried your brain. I know it fried my brain. (uuhhhhh) I’ve had a lot of fun making this video, and I hope you guys enjoyed it as well. But most importantly, I wanna thank you for 1 million subscribers. Because, it’s awesome to hea– it’s awesome to know that 1 million of you guys like… …Mario’s being naked and eating spaghetti is cool. Also, read the credits on this side, or here, I dunno where I’m gonna put it, but yeah, read the credits. I used a lot of audio from the internet and just, I don’t want to be in trouble for – for not crediting them. Thanks for watching and I love you. See ya! Captions made by some people who had a lot of free time on their hands. You guys did great.