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    The Try Guys Recreate Fan Fiction
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    The Try Guys Recreate Fan Fiction

    December 26, 2019


    [Keith] Good evening, sir. [Eugene] Do you know I asked for you Keith? [Keith] No, sir. [In Keith’s head] His eyes took me up and down. He licked his lips Wha-? [Laughter] [Keith] Hey! We’re the Try Guys and today We’re gonna be reading some Fanfiction that you all have written about us and maybe, just maybe, we’ll act some out. [Zach] This is exciting, this is the video that I have been asking for [Eugene] Four years! He’s been obsessed with this idea. I think it’s a terrible idea [Zach] We have found that a lot of stories are written from the perspective of a 16 year old girl, we’re not gonna be reading those. So instead we’re just gonna read stories where we each *beep* each other [Keith] Click to subscribe! (Upbeat Try Guys intro music) [Ned] So every time something sexual happens, because this is a family show [Zach] (Laughs) [Keith] It’s a Family *beep*-ing show [Ned] We’re gonna replace the sex stuff with sandwiches [Keith] Masturbation becomes mastication. [Ned] Beating the meat becomes eating the meat! [Keith] And penetration becomes pastrami! (More laughter from all) [Eugene] That one got me. [Zach] I’ve spent hours in the forums and I have narrowed it down to three salacious stories. [Ned] One thing I know about fan fiction is the international movie franchise, Fifty Shades of Grey was originally fan fiction based off on Twilight. That’s pretty cool! [Eugene] I think fan fiction’s fine I just feel like you might as well be just writing spec scripts because, you know, don’t waste your time! [Ned, speaking over Eugene] Did you not hear what I said about 50 Shades of Grey?! [Keith] Story 1. [Ned] Wherever I go You Bring me Home [Eugene] So this is a- a Zagene fanfic? [Zach] Is it Zuh-gene? [Eugene] But I say Zagene because your name is Zach. [Keith] Eujack! (Emotional music) [Ned] Eugene stared blankly at Keith. Keith Habersberger was that guy at school. Normally, he would look pristine. Normally he would be surrounded by hordes of loving people Abnormally, he’s standing ruffled in front of Eugene’s door abnormally, he’s- (breaks off into laughter) it’s. It’s a lot of- Abnormally, he’s carrying a small body in his arms Well, more like acting as a crutch and the unidentified man’s head tucked the top Keith’s pec-(breaks off into laughter) [Keith] Wow, has it gone all the way up to pec status? I was pretty sure it was more of a moob… [Eugene] Can I help you? [Ned] He asks, quirking a carefully plucked brow. Cocking his hip out- [Zach] That one we don’t have to bleep. It’s just to be clear. [Eugene] Yeah, I’m not hipping my *beep* out [Zach] Well, that one we have to bleep. [Eugene] Yeah, everyone’s getting a sandwich, then. [Keith] I believe this is yours. [Ned] Keith jostled the man, and once the snapback clad head lolled back, Eugene let out a heavy sigh. [Eugene] Don’t make him my problem. [Keith] Look, Zach’s a good guy, and tonight, but he’s not good. I mean like right now he’s not so good. Like, tonight, he draped himself all over Ryan Bergra
    just because Ryan’s hair was pushed back like- [Ned] Eugene scowled, though jealousy burned through his body. [Keith] Come on, man. [Ned] Keith whined, [Keith] this whole not eating sandwiches thing is really hard on him! (Sappy, slow Italian music) [Keith] You really want me to take him back to eat at my place? [Ned] Eugene grabbed the smaller man quickly, taking him by the shoulders, drawing him close to his body. [Eugene] Now get out of my room… [Keith] Laters, man. [Eugene] Is that the line? [Keith] That’s the line! [Ned] That’s the line… (All laugh) [Ned] STAY IN THE SCENE! [Eugene] (laughing) I thought you were ad libbing that! [Ned] Laters is also a fifty Shades of Grey reference. [Keith] Is it? [Zach] Wow, wow. [Ned] Yeah, they say laters Eugene grabbed a cup and promptly dumped the water onto Zach’s face! [Zach, yelling] What the hell man?! [Eugene] Is that your voice in this? [Zach] Yeah, I guess, I mean you just woke me up- should I be like (sexily) What the hell, man? [Keith] Yeah, there it is. [Eugene] Yeah that’s it. [Zach] Okay, you want me to be sexy? [Zach, sexy version 2.0] What the hell man? [Ned] Zach’s eyes widened comically and he had half the mind to laugh. Seeing Zach being with him it was all too easy for Eugene. It was like, falling into old habits, wanting to eat sandwiches all the time. (Dramatic, but happy music, in Spanish, I think) [Zach] Eugene, [Ned] He groaned as he shifted into a sitting position. [Zach] *beep*-ing Keith! [Eugene] What are you doing here? [Zach] Would you believe me if I said I was just passing by? [Ned] There was a slight slur to his words [Zach, with a lisp] Pathing by (Laughing) [Ned] My god! [Keith] Not a lisp, a slur! [Eugene] God damn it Zach, you’re still drunk! [Ned] Eugene cursed! [Zach] If I’m drunk, then you’re still the prettiest man I ever saw! [Ned] Zach whispered, [Zach] The prettiest man I ever saw! (Dramatic background music gets louder) [Ned] Eugene tried to ignore the thrumming race of his heart. [Zach] Oh wow. [Eugene] Drink this, (The music grows louder) then call your roommate, because you’re not my problem [Ned] Ohhhhhhhhh! [Keith] Wooooooah! DENIED! [Ned] Wow! [Keith] Denied! [Ned] Wow! Wow! [Zach] Don’t wanna! [Ned] Zach carelessly said, [Eugene] What you want stopped mattering to me when you left after I told you not to Zach! [Ned] He hissed his name out like a curse! [Eugene] Zach! [Ned] A pain quivered through Zach’s voice, [Zach] Why can’t we just eat sandwiches together? like old times? (Sappy, slow music, in Spanish[?]) [Eugene] I’m not sure if I’m hungry anymore. [Ned] And with that, Zach was sober. [Zach] Wow, if that’s how you feel. (Same music again.) [Everyone claps] [Eugene] That was… [Keith] Wow oh that was- [Eugene] That was intense. [Ned and Zach sighing] [Eugene] That was hot. [Keith] That was a panini. [Zach] I am invested in that story. I wanna know what happens next-do they stand a chance? [Eugene] I would destroy Zach in a relationship. He would be eaten alive. [Keith] Oh… [Eugene] Now you wan- [Ned] I kind of want in. [Eugene] Now you wan- [Ned] I kind of want in. [Everyone laughs] vacation into a perilous struggle for survival. If blood, gore and violence don’t get you off? vacation into a perilous struggle for survival. If blood, gore and violence don’t get you off? Perhaps the cocaine explosion will! nine chapters. [Eugene] Oh, I’m into this one [Ned] Yeah I’m into this one hard. [Keith] This isn’t about sandwiches at all! [Zach] So we decided to just jump right into the climax, are you ready? [Ned] Uh, yes, [Eugene] I feel like I should have a gruff action star voice in this. [Keith and Zach] Yeah [Ned] Yeah-we’re south of the border. [Eugene] What, you know how to build a bomb? [Zach] he walked over to the pile of ingredients that had amassed. looking them over curiously. [Eugene] Think I’m in love [Zach] he laughed Smiling beautifully, at his green eyed friend. [Ned] I do have green eyes. [Ned in his “sexy” voice] that’s cuz Science is sexy as *Beep* Science is sexy as *Beep* [Zach] Interesting character choice. [Everyone Laughs] [Ned in sexy voice again] that’s cuz science is sexy as *beep* [Zach] Ned joked slowly slicking his hair back with his good hand before joining the others in a- [Everyone Laughing] [Keith] Time out. What’s wrong with Ned’s other hand? [Eugene] Is it a hook? [Zach] Gritting his teeth Ned threw the explosive past his friend [Ned screams] [Zach] Gritting his teeth Ned threw the explosive past his friend [Ned screams] It sent men flying through the air like a bunch of drunk bowling pins. [Keith] Okay that’s an interesting metaphor. [Ned] imagery [Keith] Zack Zack Zack [Zach] Keith cried looking half out of his mind! Zach’s body was stretched across the floor where piles of drywall dust covered him. not knowing what else to do Eugene drew back his hand and slapped Zach across the face [Eugene, Keith, and Zach] Oh [Zach] Bad Kitty Don’t hurt daddy. [Zach] Zach murmur sleepily finally blinking his eyes open to stare up at his friends worried faces What’s wrong with you two? he questioned innocently, not noticing the march of soldiers footsteps closing in. [Ned] RUN! [Zach] Ned yelled. [Ned] SHE’S GONNA BLOW! [Zach] And scene. [Ned] Bam! wow! [Keith] Scene. [Eugene claps] [Keith] and scene. [Ned] You put all caps, you get all caps. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli being in a poly relationship? [Eugene] Oh, yeah for sure Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli being in a poly relationship? [Eugene] Oh, yeah for sure [Keith] I’m trying to think of jokes for Lord of the Rings right now [Eugene] But no Keith you’re Gandalf remember? You’re a wizard. [Eugene] But no Keith you’re Gandalf remember? You’re a wizard. [Keith doing a Gandalf voice] do not make me a conjurer of cheap tricks [Eugene] Oh guys I think we’re actually- accidentally starting to create our own fanfiction. [Everyone laughs] I will read that one-that’s a good one. [Eugene] Oh guys I think we’re actually- accidentally starting to create our own fanfiction. [Keith in Gandalf voice] Toss me… You can use your own imagination- for what that means, but It’s- It’s a good line. [Ned] The Promotion [Zach] It’s a Eugene and Keith story called The Promotion [Ned] And I’ll read for Ariel. [Zach] Yeah, Ariel’s in it for some reason You can use your own imagination- for what that means, but It’s- It’s a good line. [Ned] The Promotion [Zach] It’s a Eugene and Keith story called The Promotion [Ned] And I’ll read for Ariel. [Zach] Yeah, Ariel’s in it for some reason [Keith] Yeah duh. [Zach] You are way too excited about being shipped with Keith and not at all about being shipped with me. [Eugene] who doesn’t want to be shipped with Keith [Keith] Yeah duh. [Eugene] Keith could handle me in a relationship. [Zach] I guess I am- I-it’s hard to not be offended by this fictional scenario [Phone rings] [Ned as Ariel] Keith? [Keith] My eyes shot up. [Keith] That’s totally canon. [Ned] Okay. [Ned as Ariel] Sorry to interrupt your deep ponder, but Mr. [Keith] Yeah? [Eugene] How do you know so much about the Fifty Shades of Grey. [Zach Laughs] [Ned] I think it’s a [Keith] He’s read it! [Ned] very fun franchise. [Keith] This isn’t a joke Ariel. What if I get fired? [Ned] Ariel shook her head [Ned as Ariel] Keith. You are the best employee here by far [Keith third POV] I made my way to Mr. Douchebags office. [Keith] This isn’t a joke Ariel. What if I get fired? [Ned] Ariel shook her head [Ned as Ariel] Keith. You are the best employee here by far [Keith] Since I had become closer to Ned and Zach, my other coworkers, [Everyone Laughs] [Keith] Since I had become closer to Ned and Zach, my other coworkers, Eugene had begun to see me as a threat rather than one of his employees… I knocked on the door gently. a deep voice erupted from the opposite side of the door. [Eugene] Come in. [Keith] My Yi lan- [Everyone laughs] [Keith] Hold on. [Keith] My Lee yang called out almost irritate-[Eugene] ‘My Lee yang’? [Keith]It says-it says [Eugene] ‘My Lee yang’ [Zach] I think it’s a typo. [Ned] It’s not a typo. [Eugene] What does that look like Keith? [Eugene] Yeah, I’m super attracted to that [Keith] Yeah. [in character] Eugene spat I nodded my head and took a seat. [Eugene] What does that look like Keith? (Keith makes weird muppet noise.) [Eugene] Yeah, I’m super attracted to that [Keith] Yeah. [in character] Eugene spat I nodded my head and took a seat. [Keith] Th-th-thank you, uh what position? I stuttered. flabbergasted [Eugene] My personal assistant. [Keith] He licked his lips. [Keith] Wah..? [Keith] Th-th-thank you, uh what position? I stuttered. flabbergasted [Eugene] My personal assistant. [Keith] Without a warning of any sort, he pressed ripped my sandwich out from my pocket. Gentle nibbles at first but vigorously eating very soon [Keith] Wah..? [Keith] Mr. Lee [Eugene] Shut the hell up. [Keith] He barked huskily. [Eugene] Call me daddy [Keith] Without a warning of any sort, he pressed ripped my sandwich out from my pocket. Gentle nibbles at first but vigorously eating very soon I told myself to pull away. I was engaged for Christ’s sakes. But that sandwich looked delicious [Keith] Mr. Lee [Eugene] Shut the hell up. [Keith] He barked huskily. [Eugene] Call me daddy [Zach laughs] I need to take a cold shower after that. To get another sandwich [Eugene] another sandwich? [Everyone claps] [Ned] Wow! I need to take a cold shower after that. [Keith] I try to I’m trying to figure out what really happened seems like without any warning. He just [Zach] You’re different then the other employees. And then I was like you gotta stop and then he was like then he starts like my other *Beep* [Eugene] You know what I learned today guys. [Keith/Zach] huh [Eugene] by reading all this fan fiction that we replaced with sandwiches [Zach] You’re different then the other employees. So here’s the deal, that’s where the stories end. But where they go next is up to you. [Eugene] You know what I learned today guys. [Keith/Zach] huh [Eugene] by reading all this fan fiction that we replaced with sandwiches [Keith] I’ll send us to space, we could go to space. What what would it be like if we went the Mars? I don’t know- maybe you know! [Eugene] But we make sandwiches on there. [Keith] we can make sandwiches on Mars. We can work at a subway on Mars [Keith] I’ll send us to space, we could go to space. What what would it be like if we went the Mars? I don’t know- maybe you know! [Eugene] But we make sandwiches on there. [Keith] we can make sandwiches on Mars. We can work at a subway on Mars [Try guys upbeat outro music] (Same music again.) [Keith doing a Gandalf voice] do not make me a conjurer of cheap tricks (Keith makes weird muppet noise.)

    Boyfriends Dress Their Girlfriends • Ship It
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    Boyfriends Dress Their Girlfriends • Ship It

    November 18, 2019


    – Hi, I’m Ned and I’m married. This week we’re doing
    a make over challenge. What do boyfriends want
    their girlfriends to wear for date night? Let’s find out. I ship it. – Fashion’s so important
    because your outfit speaks before you do. – Each of the boyfriends
    secretly submitted costume ideas to Lindsay
    and now we’re gonna surprise them with their choices. Let’s bring out the couples. – Safiya’s style is
    great, I love her style, it’s pretty trendy and mysterious. – Buzzword, buzzword, buzzword. – I’d like to see her go a little elegant. A little old school. That Aubrey Hepburn– – Audrey Hepburn. – Audrey Hepburn. – I definitely have a
    lot of cheap clothes. I like to go shopping a lot so I don’t like to spend a lot of money. – I think that she’ll really embrace it. – I love that you really went there because she’s going to wow
    you in a different way. – I tend to wear baggy things like this that Steve likes to
    call maternity clothing. – I called it that once and it was a joke that we both laughed at so. – It stuck, it stuck. What Steve picks out for me when we ever go shopping together is
    the shortest skirt possible and a really tight white shirt. – Wow, I feel like I’m being
    put into a box right now. I’m excited to see just
    something different. Probably tighter fitting
    or like, classic modern. – Fitted, a little bit more preppy. – A little more preppy, yeah. – Your fantasy isn’t a stripper. – No, god no. – It’s Taylor Swift. – I’m a little nervous because Steve gravitates towards things
    that are a little shorter. Showing off a lot of skin. – She’s not excited at all. – I’m excited, I just
    think that he picked out a very scandalous outfit for me. – Wow, we’re getting right to it. – Aurora’s style is really laid back. Like a jeans and like a shirt. It isn’t like the true essence of style is not really caring. – He’s definitely more the
    fashion one of our relationship, for sure. – She knows like, how much I
    love just like, Kanye’s style. I think it’d be great to make
    her dress like, you know, a pregnant elegant like, you know, Kim Kardashian was rocking. That was a cool style like,
    there was a lot of haters, but you know. – As a pregnant woman, to be quite honest, she should be able to wear and do whatever the heck you want. – Yeah. – Because you are creating
    the biggest miracle in life. – Yeah. – You guys ready to get started. – Let’s do it. – [Lindsay] Why don’t
    we go try some stuff on? (upbeat music) – You ready? – Yeah. – What do you think you look like? – Hopefully like Audrey Hepburn, but she’s a very petite
    woman so we’ll see. – Yeah, I’m looking forward
    to seeing how it looks. – I am gonna look super fancy. – You can open your eyes. – Whoa! I look like, I look very adult. – [Lindsay] You do, yeah
    you look very streamlined, sexy, very stylish. – I don’t know, like, I feel like– – A hot mama? – Yeah.
    – [Lindsay] Yeah. – Open your eyes. – Oh, this is cute. It’s definitely not something
    I would pick out for myself, but I think it’s really cute. I could definitely see myself wearing it. It’s nothing like what I
    thought Steve would pick out. – Thank God. – [Ned] Check yourself out. – Oh, wow! – [Lindsay] Are you liking it? – I look like Anne Hathaway
    from Princess Diaries, like, hello, is this me, oh no. – [Aurora] I feel great, I think
    he’s going to be into this. – I feel like, kind of bashful. Like, I feel like, really dressed up. – Are you excited, Ify? – Yeah, I am. – I’m ready to see this, I’ve
    been waiting, let’s do it. – Open your eyes. – Oh, look at that! – You look beautiful. – Thanks, babe. – I love it. – [Ned] You can open your eyes. – Oh wow, look at you. Dressed and Naomi’s hanging out, too. – Oh yeah, great, great. You look awesome. – I’m pleasantly surprised. – You like it? – Yeah. – Audrey Hepburn. – [Ify] You look great. – Thank you. I feel super, it was a good choice. I feel very sexy. – I wasn’t expecting to see her, I guess she is wearing a tiara
    in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. – What do you mean, you
    weren’t expecting a Tiara? You wrote that in the e-mail. That a tiara would be great. Don’t even try– – [Tyler] Yeah, but with a winky face. – No, you’re not going back on this. – It could be like a bitch
    , but I’d be okay with it. – Like a Blair Waldorf, I’ll take that. – It is very different. The makeup’s very
    different, but I’m into it. – What were you expecting? – Nothing. – [Aurora] It’s like, it
    super like, sexy, too. – Be careful, you’re too
    sexy, you’re being dangerous. – We’re at an ice cream
    place fully dressed up so Tyler’s choking on his ice cream, but he’s stylish so who cares? – Looking good.

    Canada Vs. USA: Who Has The Best Fries?
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    Canada Vs. USA: Who Has The Best Fries?

    October 14, 2019


    right off the bat I can’t help but notice these globs of what looks like a cheese poop I guess that’s why they call it poutine ladies and gentlemen who is gonna take home before in this week’s episode of EVs watch we have two contestants here from different parts of North America here to compete for the glory of the golden spork two people come in two meals are swapped but only one can win today we are swapping fries I’m representing the Philly Jersey Delaware area with some disco fries these don’t look like traditional disco fries disco fries are supposed to have gravy on them and some like sprinkle cheese I guess these will do for today disco fries to me or god it’s so nostalgic basically when you grow up in an area where diners are on every street corner you go with your friends when you’re sixteen to a diner and you just get the cheapest thing on the menu which is disco fries they’re pretty much like a poor man’s poutine so so I represent in Canada we have Poots in and it’s from Quebec so and again puts in Putin puts in good tene is the English version but I’ve been so used to say the French wipe that puts in yes there you go educating everyone today so this is pretty similar to a disco fries as fries and what’s a difference is that there’s cheese curds and the word cheese curd sounds gross but if you say in French it’s nicer homage ankh I know it’s like that again imagine Chi Y Maj I’m going to claim green okay okay yeah so it’s like grain of cheese and so it’s like little clumps of cheese that’s very like chewy and like squeaky when you put in your mouth because they’re fresh if you put in the fridge it like absorbs all the moisture so it comes really hard so it has to be fresh and then you melt it with like hot gravy it’s just a beautiful combination so this is very common in Canada I’m from Montreal so it’s like in the province of Quebec and same thing like it’s a great hangover food or like after like a night out let me tell you something about disco fries once you have them you want any other cheese fries forget it chili cheese fries absolutely not nacho fries no don’t even think about it disco fries you get potato you get the gravy you get the cheese you understand but you don’t get that squeak what’s that squeaks cheese curd gets hard it absorbs the moisture in the fridge sounds like bacteria place that I wanna be I think this is gonna win because once you’ve tried cheese curd that’s squeak in your mouth you can’t go back like she said it’s the poor man’s version of the service oh this is like a classic the one thing that you should try most of us are poor though so we found some gravy so now I think we have a much better chance of winning and it smells pretty good it really does it does I’m a little nervous let’s do it enjoy you as well right off the bat I can’t help but notice these globs of what looks like a cheese poop I guess that’s why they call it poutine I’m excited to try it I mean it smells like french fries and cheese and gravy so there’s no reason why this shouldn’t taste good well I’m the Canadian so I can’t help but be nice this presentation is really beautiful with the gravy and the parsley it just adds a nice little touch thumbs up is there a way to stay in English Bon Appetit but like the English way you know I’m words for anything okay so I’m trying to make a cheese pull that’s kind of clumpy again being nice if it was a little bit more heated it’d be a nicer cheese pull I’m not getting a squeaks I know squeak these curds I will say these aren’t these are really tasty though the gravy is really good the cheese kind of tastes like a mild watered-down mozzarella maybe it’s not really doing it for me I don’t really taste the cheese because the gravy is so flavorful but I could feel the cheesiness in my mouth but the cheese doesn’t have any distinctive flavor but the gravy very good got some neutral cheese’s here I like that you can kind of get one with every bite but it I want to be able to mix it all up kind of like you can with those guys this is kind of like you have to piece it together I get enough at it I’m like a salad it’s like a french fries salad I do see your point of how it’s like everything’s already like mixed together but the only thing is when everything is melted it kind of feels like a big clump when I tickets all like together so it’s really hard for me to just like eat it we’re not cute over there in the tri-state area this is really similar to the Canadian version so yeah I feel like if I missed home and I wasn’t in Canada and I was like in New York or New Jersey I would totally go for disco fries because it’s the same it just reminds me of home it’s close enough well I want to try those things so try to scrapie so good I pumped immediately my face changed I’m really happy there’s a bit of a squeak it feels more fresh it would really feel a squeak but I can imagine it she’s imagining the squeak it’s not there this is like disco fries served at an Italian restaurant this gravy tastes very like it’s got a bunch of oregano in it it’s almost like a pasta sauce it’s really tasty it’s not quite it I would say that’s more like gravy in my mind yeah really more thicker like yeah almost a sick-ass soup I feel like you should just try this one more time the cheese now that you’ve compared that cheese though this cheese okay there’s just more like personality to the cheese that little guy right there yeah you’re right got more personality poutine was very good cheese curds tasted really great just go fries little disappointing not the Jersey Philly diner way I did really like my experience with disco fries I would be curious to try DSN tick 1/2 – I love the name disco fries but at the other day my heart goes to puts in because it’s the cheese yeah the Irish tray that’s true we have come to a final decision Canada I’m sorry the US but another dog went cheap tuition for school we have free health care nature fresh air puts in and William and I want to share this because Canadians are nice you see this look at us I love Canada we didn’t be friends that’s all yeah people who eat disco fries this is devastating please help me describe how just amazing they are comments please puts in lovers you need the tried disco fries try the cousin version of boots in because that’s great as well but idea today Canadians win the squeak the squeak yes cheesecake squeak don’t don’t be afraid of the names cheese curds remember for all mankind so to go home as okay one more time homage on guy great [Music]

    Best Friends Swap Men And Women’s Halloween Costumes
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    Best Friends Swap Men And Women’s Halloween Costumes

    October 12, 2019


    this is the least attracted to you I’ve ever been [Music] hello I’m rural hi I’m Aria we’re gonna be swapping sexy oh yes what did you wear probably like I think I did a Mia Wallace thing which I know is like duck tried and true but I try to go for that cuz it’s like sexy without being like overtly sexy but it’s inherently sexy because it’s gonna Thurman I tend not to go for the sexy thing anymore I think when I was in college I did like a sexy football player I like just wore Jersey I I think it’s fairly standard fare that the female equivalent of a man’s costume is usually more revealing it has less material it’s crap honestly the females costumes are like generally I feel like worse quality and sometimes are more expensive I’m nervous because I feel like I would be seeing more of Aria today that I ever have or cared to before in the past give it a rocket I will say I’m a little nervous for you but I feel like you’re gonna rise very soon because you’ve got that confidence looks like I pick a gondola looks like it’s gonna be a tight squeeze around the old midriff you know yeah let’s try these on I’m really excited for this [Music] Wow from labyrinth that means to be honest with you you look kind of fabulous I will say yeah I’m surprised by how it’s not that revealing I don’t think if I was a bosom asst woman yes there might be more here but perfect that you know it’s not too bad not too bad it’s not as scandalous as I would have thought mine came with no pants so I had to wear half my jumpsuit okay that’s it look I thought that goes with it yeah you look like a young a young boy oh dear okay so I didn’t know what to do with this thing this was just a loose ribbon you didn’t seem sensing you really should treat yourself I don’t know if I want to scream come on come on I look at you you’re great you know if it’s me pretty well yeah I know you think you can keep that great yeah this is my next we’re gonna match though we got the orange which yours oh yeah I kind of like her she looks she looks sweet she looks like she’s close to their family okay like a milkman or something you do look like a pirate I do look like a bar mate a barmaid I mean yes I I have to say again I don’t feel like yours is particularly revealing yeah not really no I don’t know man I just feel like I should be holding an accordion or something I don’t know if I feel like a pirate Kyle look at myself look like a scarecrow you do you look like a pirate say say say say say like that you’ve got more going on that costumes but I say in this case the woman’s costume is better I mean I mean no the least attracted to you I’ve ever been I think that one’s sexier for I know that one’s sexier let’s do the last one let’s do it laughs coughs Wow line is huge would you ever had yours oh wow wow it’s it’s a it’s a jumpsuit I’m mildly annoyed that the the picture a hat and an axe which I don’t have either of when you get a hat though I do yeah I can’t see the rest of my costume though so it’s gonna be a real surprise oh it’s like there’s no way to know okay let’s put on this last costume conceal the attraction for me in this costume I look pretty steadily I do say so myself I kind of like this spell is very good I don’t he’s not sexy like oh no it’s not it looks like a crossing guard to me I think it maybe if it was much much tighter on me this is hot I feel like this is like I’m ready to put out fires you legitimately do look very much like a firefighter so yeah I’m liking the jacket I like I look a lot less like a crossbar than you oh okay now you’re a crossing guard that’s on there what like this is actually yeah looks I would take firefighter suspenders is a nice touch be a lot of stuff our costumes cost the same I’d say I got the better end of that Bob salutely yeah there’s the patriarchy at work I’m feeling myself in this costume yeah it is definitely the most attractive of the three looks at you it’s very loose I do I do it I don’t understand what this is Oh hot fire department yours is hot – hot hot stuff I didn’t notice that wow that was fun really I feel shame about costumes which is that they’re pretty poorly made and overpriced but the woman’s house is where I was revealing is that I really was not quite as compromised as I thought I was going to be they didn’t look like occupations though they did not my well men technically the pirate one made me look like a barmaid that’s the wrong occupation but ya know the fireman was the best one pirate was the worst one for me for you yeah the best of me I really liked the barmaid look there was a lot of moving parts to it I wasn’t offended the firefighter costume first one my first one was fabulous this year’s you you look like a housewife vampire like the real vampire Elvira there you go I was Elvira so obviously one thing that we love about Halloween is that I could see the chance to express yourself any way you want maybe ways that you wouldn’t the rest of the year so you know you don’t actually have to buy a costume you could just make one yourself as someone that doesn’t practice Halloween I will say that I do appreciate it as a time for everyone to feel free to let their freaky flag fly so this Halloween season go out there do your thing eat some candy an audience fun house I’m glad show their spirits together yeah we got to really get us each other and quite a different light yeah I know what works for your body type and what does not like lies [Music]