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    Purple Shep’s Camera Crack|Minecraft Animation
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    Purple Shep’s Camera Crack|Minecraft Animation

    September 14, 2019


    Purple Shep:Hello I Am the purple.. Failboat:Purple Shep I cant’t see you Failboat:I can’t see you at all Purple Shep:And I like to smell bacon And put my head in toasters Failboat:A little bit closer purple shep Failboat:You are a little bit too far Failboat:That’s good NO WAIT STOP

    Theory Crafting & Terrible Impressions「Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 🍄🎒 Ep1」
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    Theory Crafting & Terrible Impressions「Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 🍄🎒 Ep1」

    September 11, 2019


    back it’s time I’ve never played this game before I saw I was on the with you but it came back it came back for this for the Nintendo switch welcome everybody to captain to treasure oh sorry I forgot about the ad so for everyone watching of watching this in video form I actually put an ad to my live audience just right now the ad tracker oh it seems like is that the new adblock thing is what is that what YouTube is putting out to fight against adblock oh that sounds amazing alright now what now that that stupid opening is done where I could here’s the opening well good morning good night I get afternoon viewers to paying any time zone and this is Phil votes YouTube what’s what’s going on everybody uh I I did just play an ad as a joke that’s correct we’re playing captain toad treasure tracker I’ve never played it before um but let’s go let’s have a fun time thing for the $2 little woo me oh look at you well Twitter oh oh hey what’s up toad okay oh I see you oh my god get ready for my worst possible – oh gee uh ah oh oh it’s a cursor game am i playing league it’s like pointing click it’s going out here whoa do what’s this vantika Victo do it look this looks like like like a steel life version of me attempting to run to the bathroom except he didn’t making any progress his backpack is just too heavy oh whatever I give up you know this music though you know this music tho this musically reminds me of like that Yoshi game that just used kazoos except this just a little whistle so let me let me turn it up turn it up for you guys hey yeah oh yeah oh we got hello there just like real girls the instant I approach them they begin to run away alright cool cool nice 200 very cinematic dynamic camera shots is toad attempts to fall out of the world where are we by the way how do we get here you might want to turn up the volume I hate you chat up real tight how did we get here we’re we just stationed here did you just like randomly appear out of nowhere prepared for the use our stick to talk to look around I’ve already a look I’ve already accomplished this task unless there’s a secret I look like immediately secrets are out the bat where’s this can we do this oh all dude honey come down here I found a well of mushrooms and gold I promise you I’m not insane given that we are mushroom people dude date ideals right there top 10 date ideals wow are those daggers Oh God okay why why are you taking that stuff in the bird why can’t the bird get a star also why did you take my waifu why did you take toads waifu well you why you gonna be like that man my dates been snatched away by a giant bird date ideals captain to add treasure tracker meat to players don’t you’re overconfident in me you think I have a friend nearby to play this with do you think I have a friend that I could I could convince to play this changes no I don’t want to change also give up to $5 and I’ll cat I appreciate it let’s go to add plucky past beginnings haha I know that word from Jojo this game is online wait a minute I’m kidding it’s not I hate you jelly cuz I didn’t think it was and now I can’t go back how do I go back it’s not letting me it’s not letting me know yeah that’s okay that’s perfectly fine I’m still using a one player it’s okay thank you don’t have to explain it to me I’m about to switch you back I hate you guys hate all of you please let me progress in this coop again okay every yeah cool let’s go man plucky past beginnings Wow why is the world cheese right I just did this what okay is he gonna do like every level why does this diamond have eyes if I collect this diamond will it the skill it I don’t know man if I want to be doing that look if I if I close this diamond does it die where does this diamond go when I pick it up I killed it toad you’re a murderer the diamond had eyes had sentience in it feeling it’s dissolved toad toad what toad do you feel anything [Music] do you feel anything for what you’ve done of course you don’t of course you don’t you stand there a menace to society in the world around you keep this stupid let’s play going till art Allah great yes I thank you game for telling me to use the r-state to look around for the fifth time so far I don’t like that much toad toad look I like to operate under a nice family-friendly live stream don’t appreciate what you just did alright what we got here okay can do that hidden coins work out pretty well alright buff oh yeah every Bob oh we got no more coins okay nice freedom freedom well we got you know I understand that you’re up there please I would like to be up there with you too I would like to be up there too how do I do this Oh God first I must raise the entire world who built that who put something like that into the world up do you give me a diamond – congratulations I made it to my friend’s house by the way here’s some cubic zirconium not actually sure if that’s a real stoner or not [Music] thoth – why are you plotting them one guy is sleeping in one guy he’s reading told you to overly impressed so it’s like wow man good job of that snoozing [Music] toad is like oddly too wholesome I didn’t really expect this boy to be so like chill no I have a dog you’re now play play hide-and-seek with pixel toad play touch the pixel toad on there press Z are all right I press CR oh my god yeah there’s a little toad down there oh we don’t oh jeez okay fine picture so when you supply sign a place tap him to catch him okay before the three dollars odd cat I’m going to bite you hey okay are we doing playing pixel toad what is this I am I am touching him what what is the cursor to toad [Music] what part of toad is the cursor well I mean that one was actually fairly obvious given how like it literally showed me where it was okay pull up okay guy yeah some interesting game toad toad toad work with me work with me buddy why you putting your hands in the air it’s on your head toad toad I I hate to inform you you’re not carrying it you are in your head but your hands are I shouldn’t tell what he’s doing I shouldn’t always been you know what he does him he does him you do you toad [Music] you do you apparently that was not enough though all right what’s up shy guy why is the shy guy ready towards me this seems incorrect with his general naming structure he’s not a shy guy he actually wishes for me to die he’s a die guy alright wait hold on a minute be one it will just become like an actual powerup mushroom toe just became a powerup mushroom so is our toads just grown up powerup mushrooms [Music] did is it like are there like a bunch of toad bodies running around without a head and like the slowpoke evolution they just have to wait until they find each other and put the head on the body Kantos exchanged heads what if a toe takes his head off it puts it on another toad is it the same toad if Mario grabs toads head does it decapitate him CIA open up you’ll never take me alive okay interesting so I don’t believe I can kill these guys oh you have to sneak in got you oh oh yes never mind you could totally kill them I’ll leave that one there just to mess with everyone in chat who likes perfection requires I am tapping you I am tapping [Music] is not working how do I activate him tap him tap him when you do am i pressing a button would you do to zoom in it seems like he’ll have some good comedic effect later on cl-cl did not do the job ZL just resent use the camera Zr is done the job Thank You chat Thank You Chet hey let’s go that isn’t gonna help my headache while I talk why it does everything have wall I this doesn’t look like wall I warehouse it’s all I’m saying I won’t whoa I’ve been jebaited like okay like zoom in a little bit more this camera goes too far out oh yes oh yes there we go iodized close-up of toad holding his breath underwater toe you don’t have to hold your breath all the time you can actually just stick your head out of that water you realize that what does toad drowning sound like hold on I have a bottle of water next to me one second let me just um another thing work worst livestream I’ve ever done yes your I did just say what does toe drowning sound like I realized a little bit more messed up than I expected I intended apologies total so cannot jump you will never be able to find his way out let’s see wait so I understand toad toad toad isn’t too smart is he toad is like your dog that like you put him in the bath and then you starts like slowly lift him from the bath and he keeps on like pedaling like he’s so swimming toad it’s okay you you it’s total fish we already on the level of his tota mushroom but it’s sort of fish toad your foot is in the water wait does toad breathe with his legs oh my god no this just furthers this actually just furthers the separated head and body theory that I had also apparently have lost the controllers I don’t know why this literally just furthers the separated head and body theory his body breathes independently of his of his mouth that’s why he has to hold his breath thank you play the game no why would I it seems productive about you stop it stop it bad well I understand okay hang with that stop come with that stop oh yeah I forgot so yeah you so you can’t jump in this game the main selling point so I actually made a really good um version of someone made like a uh how would captain toad working Smash Brothers and it was like a really cool thing cuz interesting there’s a good read all right OSU just beat a run understood toad toad toad you just collected a mushroom for money for money you just collected one of your unfinished brethren and cashed it in I don’t understand the Mario universe frankly at this point nor do I want to is his cannibalism we already know that Inklings occasionally oh my god look at him go oh my god look at this man go I’m gonna tear it up Todai guaranteed to you that’s actually not making you swim faster that’s just your general determination I’ve never seen toad angry before look at him Holly I gotta get that walking I’ve never seen a toad get angry past there we go okay good good good good good all right all right talk to me talk to me Oh speed runs he’s selling back loss heads in pure mission to help oh do is that is that it is that is that how toads find each other is that how toad toads find new heads they wait until the elder toads acquire them and bring them back like the body clan I don’t know man the more I think about this lore though the warrior the weirder it gets and actually right here what’s the point of this is this like the head tribe before they find the bodies and look I’m not gonna try and even make sense of this guys one more time you know mushroom while you’re getting it if toad needs extra help can you remove his own head to power himself up a little bit more complicated I thought how long was I I have to navigate blind I probably don’t have to I’m probably just dumb there we go there we go close closed-toed oh of course it’s the rotation thing wait a minute did I walk too far uh hold on a minute it’s like eating your own leg for nutrients but we’ve already established that they’re separate entities I see we’ve already established that they’re like separate entities so like is it though hold one second here look at these points there you go what Toto writin adorable right that’s cute okay what happens here oh okay I see neat neat I’ll take one of these actually do I even need one of these I seem fine without it well finally we got to where we were initially going to oh here we go got him [Music] okay presses er on bad guys oh okay choice of it or press er to interact with the objects and stop enemies okay I understand Zr didn’t destroy the temples bridge oh so you can actually just go around it who so there’s actually challenges to every level oh okay all right well I’m gonna guess I think I already have an idea where where where our toting question is hidden who speedrun he’s probably somewhere over here I would imagine either on the walls of the interior or potential I feel like he’s gonna be in here somewhere over here I knew it don’t know why I knew it but there he was all right perfect now what we got touchstone trouble alright sounds good to me ooh zr o zr okay interesting I can work with that I can’t zoom which is strange oh I see no no no I got I get it so did you like ah okay I can see why this game is so good I didn’t get it at first but I get it now so in that case I believe where I’m going is actually over here and then it raised this guy up but I also want those diamonds all not I’m not gonna lie yeah oh good job toad also realtalk who’s putting keys in the ground who’s hiding was here feels it feels impractical frankly that’s okay I like this I do indeed like this by going through here alright so in order to get over there I need to break nor no hold on I can’t break those but that is the only way in they seem breakable toads light bobbing did not do the job though hmm alright thoth is a heavy boys all I’m saying oh I get it toad is a very heavy boy when this man lands might like my controllers quake in fear of this man’s birth all right so in order to get there all right done have a guy can raise this one hey that was satisfying Kyle it sounds like it says mail call all right cleared course in three touches ah you’re not gonna do every single challenge toad right now I’d rather experience more of what this book has to offer the book of toad all right there we go mushroom meza pam pam pam pam better than that better Oh God that bird just tried to sit on on captain toad so was it the design concept for captain toad well actually the design key I was gonna make a long-running joke about it but like the design content concept free captain Thoth was likely just um he was actually a captain because I believe his first appearance was in mario galaxy if i’m not mistaken i could be mistaken by believers yeah his first appearance was in mario galaxy so and then he was just straight-up eight you i’m good at this game and then he was just straight-up a captain hahaha mail call the best it would make sense for him to be a captain i all right why can I make this shy guy vibrate I have many becoming the bird oh why can I make them vibrate [Music] I there are many questions I have about this apparently I released him oh my god was that toad skull when you die you just straight up dead up see toad skull it’s okay to show she’s fairly messed up frankly there we go I feel like zoom mode maybe I’m the weird one here but that just doesn’t seem like something that like I don’t know I’m probably the wait what okay what do we got over here bring us up now bring this down bring this up hey got him dad mail call hey Mario hey elbow there we go the real toad voice sounds more soulless the chase of pyro puffs peak is that the new Jigglypuff patch okay double cherry palace okay [Music] whoa okay neat I totally missed a gem look you guys were criticizing me over Celeste oh god don’t do this thing hey hey hey this pac-man who’s just like pac-man all right what is that what is that what is ah why does it move told get it wait okay okay vibrate it I got it I got it I got it I got it trap kill him kill him he’s taking our kingdoms gems he must be purged from this earth I’ll do let’s go let’s go – totes perfect okay I believe I’ve made a bridge switch so now that we’ve created two toads is it like a bloody battle royale to determine which toad is the toad that moves on in life in which toe just ends their life there is this like one of those big moral dilemmas like which toad is the one that is the one that that will live oh jeez like there’s a whole whole thing over here okay okay well I would say neither of them made it down there we go all right it’s not gonna work out as perfectly as I hoped nevermind it actually is alright but Phil what you forgot a strawberry all right Celeste people hold on one second since I was gonna need to go out and around I didn’t miss anything over here right we’re minute hold up what is this whole was a small hole in ground wait toad you’ve already fallen didn’t you I don’t know this does it does not seem to do anything well that’s a feels bad man right there one toad is left to die forever all right neat so again this is the if they touch each other if you if they touch each other does this cause like a time paradox apparently not all right tell our to look friend okay so is this like Naruto shadow clone jutsu because there is a whole episode dedicated to the sentence of those things so like brother if I grab this one of us will die okay well cool nice to know toads life is worth a grand total of ten coins that’s another being that’s another sentient living clone you’d think you’d be more than worth more than ten bucks is this toad talking right here hey here’s a quick tip you could look at an hour while exploring predict tails please they don’t look at the control information but pressing – will playing course Oh God yep I need some more ibuprofen in about a second here Oh Lord Oh God that didn’t help that really didn’t help my headache Oh God the Lions shyguy heights okay Forks and me they say bump when they turn who does toad I do not hear them I don’t hear them up I’m aware of the joke yoga thumb where of the buffing joke but I do not see it die by vegetables all right stop right there please vibrate in place for me thank you my desires are uncredentialed all right now yeah got him dude he’d be broken and smash could you imagine this is why captain toad isn’t in Smash Brothers you’re seeing it he could grab from the entire stage over his neutral special is just you died by um Zr whoa okay hey that’s pretty nifty wait well I want my in fame riches there we go there we go there we go oh why did you go you weren’t ready the other one was ready I understood that I consumed ahead and became more of a complete toad because of it once again what all right well either way this shouldn’t be too bad climb over here and make me I’ll make the next turn here we go grab woods er there we go well almost almost okay incomplete turns I probably just done this angle beforehand here we go stop thank you it’s a wild of Tokyo tumble a ten seconds have passed oh my wha Wilson did it beautiful that joke hasn’t been relevant in a long time I’m sorry the fail bow channel is not for outdated memes if I ever seen an outdated meme in chat you’ll be as dead as Harambee is let’s go to with his sniper shots wait honey there we go alright where we looking you where we going actually yeah where are we going stay there for a second right there stay right there thank you perfect he’s like wait a minute I think someone got by me while I was in vibrate mode they’re right there dealing with you now I’m gonna deal with you beautiful okay well the chat is just filling up with dead memes I’ve really created the worst possible time line oh you could totally climb this ladder once again your hands are not functioning as you think they are toad what you’re feeling is phantom limb syndrome I believe I feel like you can feel we can get do this together turn the arms that used to be on your head are long and gone till use actually have arms on his head every mushroom comes with a pair of arms right could we uh yep I was waiting for that one stay right there buddy just stay right there I’ve gotta admit the textures in this game are very nice but the texture is very good here we go yeah this game stands for a lot of things cannibalism selling all the roots for money like paralyzing small shy guys Frank ladies feel bad hey guys can we just talk about how I’m halfway through this game mm-hmm is that the case by the way are we halfway through this game right now or are there more levels because if this is all that this game has I’m gonna be a little bit this is 40 bucks come how much did this game cost hey this game is more content than star ellas okay there’s more levels Thank You Chad all right all right cool sorry again how about guys spin this thing dude what can we talk about how towed must have some very toned forearms and general toned shoulders in order to turn what is this giant contraption at the speeds that he is towed is ripped but no one talks about it is all I’m saying it’s messed up I start don’t appreciate that we’re just walking on knowledge like this that’s disrespectful to the authors imagine toad on a teacup ride at Six Flags you’re awake Ling’s do I like to stop reading something tells me I should be interacting with also this really hurts my brain I got like a puke just saying things randomly as toad just really completes me how’s this guy this like Mario Galaxy all over again except not good camera all good I can’t wait toads about to enter the chat Oh God now you guys all to go hey it’s what toad would do yeah wait hold on I can’t do anything Oh that of course is it it just it’s one of these gotcha can’t do that there we go chat toad has entered the chat he’s possessed you guys Hey hi so interested in my oppa ma i oh hey Maya well there we go get that it’s the only joke I will ever make when I when he gets that I will just streak into the microphone what an amazing let’s player I am amiibo um Bebo yeah what is this whole scam the tote amiibo to get any invincibility mushroom what about Mario if I scanned Mario is Mario toad I’ll do two gives me a one-up that’s incredible what if I scan a guardian does this kill toads village and generally dismantle his society with laser beams as it ravages the world and unleashes in Bolivian onto his kind no I just gives me another life okay um how about the inkling here we go well buy this one BAM oh let’s go where does realize is he’s eating more of his kind all these mushrooms stop it I don’t hold on one second guys I’m one up grinding luckily I have like 50 what now why did that one give me two it was it was it was my green inkling amiibo that was cozy I just get cozy that’s the amiibo I scanned to get cozy and in splatoon to Cousy right mind I’ll do well minecraft minecraft’ wants to play in segments for this it looks like we’re still gonna get it what did he just say when he starts to level hold on what does he see when he starts a little this game isn’t really aesthetically pleasing I got any min look at this rock texture that’s like a really pleasing rock texture okay let’s go oh oh is this pokemon snap oh I don’t like that all this doesn’t have motion controls oh it hurts my everything why does this not have motion controls oh I see now I’ve missed out on something ah dude even for tonight has motion controls come on in Tendo what are you doing ah doesn’t like I don’t like you know playing with separated joy Khan’s so it’s like I’m using splatoon controls ah dude VR and Mario games is so good dude hey move those snapshots yo I got them Snipes I got them Snipes goodbye dr. claw I do I have two claw grip this in order to make this the most effective thing possible anywhere like look around and also like move in also shoot oh never mind zr shoots never mind never mind everybody we’re gonna crash that with a okay Oh God we’re going to die alright gang now let’s go No [Music] I could be your mom look easy toad don’t put toad in front of color duty it’ll ruin his pure soul make sure I can call that soul pure BAE let’s go spinning wheel Bullet Bill base all right cool let’s go-o-o how we enter lava world how are ya over here how’s this llama not falling how’s this loving I like falling outside the world I have many questions all dude let’s go dude toad isn’t breaking a sweat toad is chill under these high-pressure situations let’s go the floor is lava quite literally this time we’ve made anything how long wait a minute wait a minute wait a skew I see I see they try and get me don’t try and give me with those I feel you I feel you oh let’s go stop thank you stop dude Tory’s stopped bullets tojust legitimately stopped bullets can we talk about that the matrix palmitate there we go there we go what happens if like another life wait can I like back up the cannon if I just keep on pausing bullet bills in time first the bullet bills must build up speed for 12 hours what I’m doing is actually a trick called bullet stacking I must prepare about 20 bullet bills on top of each other then I release them all at once and it actually lets me skip like a few levels alright let’s see what happens okay nothing eventful feels bad man there we go wait yeah there we go okay perfect and I probably can’t just jump down together okay sounds good close wait a minute so I don’t believe I can break that using conventional means stop this wait hold on a minute when I no no no I probably don’t rotate that as well I was gonna say if I were if I rotate what’s up there does this sort eat everything no he just rotates those two okay so I spin it over here doesn’t seem like there’s any secrets or this one all right nothing really over there I have to go over here that’s okay wait you’re like land on this block for me wait what I died I thought I didn’t take damage when I take damage I probably just dumb eleventh day oh no worries I’ve already gotten that strawberry but diamond up there never mind I have not gotten this part though okay that’s okay we can spin this real fast luckily this part is not tough I’m just towed don’t put it down toad toad walk away from it toad I’m just trying to – walk away from me it’s okay buddy do not mean to pause that I mean I did yep oh that’s right yeah I remember I remember that I’ve never get hit there okay now toad run over here rotate this guy wait till the bullets clear this jump down freeze those guys in place okay rotate you we what I’ll like what this is hold on do I have to aim it like this yo that’s actually pretty cool that’s actually pretty cool I like that new me listen Newt Newt please don’t no lights wanted all right okay stop why do I pause them both at once why are they one unit of thought where is where is where I’m I hate this I didn’t even see it I didn’t even see it I’m finished number Real Talk where am I supposed to go it’s always a star like over here stars probably like over there okay stop toad please let go alright now we’re not going to die to random things not gonna get hit by random things anymore like we’re gonna speed around this entire area so in Chapter Oh play fortnight last time I played for night on my life on my YouTube livestream I have never received so much hate at once i streamed for tonight and everyone in chat collectively decided I no longer deserved the basic human rights I’m not there not there not there well I actually don’t need to do this I don’t think about it it’s already done this part uh right I understand move the staircase gotcha okay good run across that every gal and start yeah I mean this is probably gonna be seeping hot that was just in lava toads probably gonna burn his feet shoes whatever those off alright so real talk we already talked about how like is this a hat or a head or not cuz you know there’s a big discussion on if totes mushroom part is a hat or a head or his shoes feet are they look these little jelly bean things are these feet are they are they are they shoes because like how does he get his pants on when his feet are that big it’s these kinds of questions that I really want to investigate it when it you know with this with this live stream channel I have screams into the microphone let’s do one more level let’s do one more level that’s all I think I get my sanity can hold up on the king of oh my god it’s a dragon so whatever you do don’t make any loud noises or sudden motions to alert the dragon to our presence yeah sure told what have you done Oh God okay okay so can I just freeze him forever I apparently cannot if Ike toad is gonna die of like poison or something – whatever he’s – spin now all right sounds good I can dodge this I can dodge this I can dodge this Loras is one of my mods I don’t like that view I’ve done I’ve done to myself okay there we go so please climb out in a hurry you’re of a hurry you’d think further dragon he’d be shooting out something more I don’t know fiery I mean to each their own I can’t spit fire nor can I spit Geist if he’s like weird pink clouds I shouldn’t be wanting to talk quite frankly alright alright there goes to his life never mind we’re good we’re good for now presently we’re good if we’re losing our good we are losing our good the I left three coins behind it’s a tip for letting me beat this guy dragons collect coins I feel rude stealing ones that’s our air we go now we’re doing good nice clean walk up there was this what is this hello can I help you I see I see have to go over this way understood dad no guys what was that whoa how did that how did the mario underground song go again oh here we go oh here we go oh here we go The Great Escape toad style so get it go get it toad run oh god we’ve killed him we’ve killed the dragon he didn’t deserve that so that’s rude yes we have done it I love it or just randomly applauds yes we have killed him we have killed the great beast guardian McCabe slain is he all do kind of jump on his eye oh let’s go this went on I just pluck his eyeball out you need more rage Sasuke alright I’ll do it I like his eyeliner though I appreciate the work he does to a good to look fabulous I appreciate that eyeliner work is all I’m saying the king of pyro puffs peak what it would’ve been better if I was just a giant Jigglypuff modeled on to him is that Toru oh God and here we have the toad nature’s natural predator screaming to assert dominance he screams into the wild for none can hear him everyone has left him long ago to fend for himself anyway that’s all for the toad segment there’s no real and punchline outside of that wait hold on a minute hey mine don’t dump it dump it dump skin looks really good I’m just gonna say though like this looks really good what is this oh dude one token just chill [Music] never are we addy dude toad pouted for a second I don’t want to see toad ever pout like some anime girl I’m sorry look toad this is the images I don’t need in my head so there’s it was there like a okay there wasn’t a cutscene for that interesting you know oh cool the next episode opens up with a fail boat literally a fit a failed boat opens up this next episode look at that my brethren alright well that’ll be the end for captain toad my voice does not want to continue this episode right now thank you all for watching the chosen segment Kevin we’re gonna be back in three to five minutes with some splatoon 2 for the Nintendo switch yeah see you guys in three to five minutes oh my god what was this segment

    I hope Mario Odyssey is this good. Seriously.「A Hat in Time 🎩 Ep1」
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    I hope Mario Odyssey is this good. Seriously.「A Hat in Time 🎩 Ep1」

    August 20, 2019


    it’s happening guys it’s happening we’re here a hat within time is finally released well good morning good night or good afternoon viewers depending on your time zone and this this fellow to youtube welcome everybody so for those who know nothing about this game which is probably the majority of you allow me to uh quickly get into this we’re gonna this is actually a speedrun of this game by the way okay let me let me let me break this down a little bit real fast this is a very Mario s game alright it’s made by gears for breakfast that sounds like actually a very painful breakfast singer’s breakfast I’ll tell you that much here we go here we go look at this adorable he’s adorable hat kid actually doesn’t have a hat now she’s just kid space adventure dude voice acting everything in this game is she’s so tired oh my gosh oh I disappeared oh you see that who I is gone she’s acting very normal for that yo new input Xbox 360 yeah tell me more tell me more how I have a new input for Xbox 360 oh yeah tell me more so is it you’re just gonna keep doing that well ow I’m sorry it’s – into a wall oh that’s actually very annoying could be like turn that off this settings look yes do you know I have a controller I mean it’s clearly working you know this is clearly working no input Xbox 360 well I mean we’ll give it a shot we’ll give it a shot even still so first of all why is there anything – why are there bubbles what am I actually drowning in the pillows looks good can I die in here well I can I go down wait let me let me figure out my operations here first so yes as you could tell just just by the way this games whoa aah what is this button what is this button skin feels strange what am I looking at press why like why isn’t the screen clipping into the world here I will admit the controls feel a bit strange yep Mario s game take a look at it it’s adorable we’re gonna go in here we’re gonna explore space so I backed this game a Kickstarter like a good while ago like my life looking at everyone’s activate that cutscene by diving a headlong into the doorway there we go excuse me you Oh No oh okay I can get up for a second I was like stuck do you just land a grunt oh that’s adorable that’s adorable if you just if you just dive you’ll just stay on the ground oh this chill out there huh that’s amazing so yeah this game um super heavily inspired by super mario 64 whoa what was that left what what are all these things all these buttons do so many things okay so this is a camera tool for right right bumper all right part of me as I just try and understand how you play this game so looks like we have a lock on with left trigger that’s like where RJ is this an adorable little Roomba all run its night what’s my run what’s my run key I got I got sprint understood what is this button shakey what is this this weird camera look remember the secret in the pillow pile I know I’m working on it hey let me try to chat a little bit but uh I want I want to I want to see what’s it what’s available here so first of all let’s go up here hello well what what is what does the world what does world hold for me in here [Music] did you hear that oh what’s on this is not a good view what’s going on here she says boom there we go there we go I fixed the camera alright so yeah there’s there’s a knock there’s a knock on the right Daniel turn off input helper okay is that is that the issue here input assist set is that what’s doing it no new input new input new input what is this I want this thing off that’s on the right on the left rather swoop Bop let’s see performance effects I don’t see any like anything that’s that’s gonna be like hey could we please stop this um this new input thing it’s okay it’s okay hello there how’s it going oh do okay see here hold on I know you’re knocking but I want to sit in my chair oh I can spin it look at it she’s so adorable could I just like fly away could you would stop stop it knock-knock-knock we get it I didn’t actually want to interact with him yes I am flying space mafia come to collect okay yeah no though closer to don’t let him in strange mafia Italian man with a body resembling that of a turnip knocks on your spaceship close the door or you’ll do that well goodbye oh I’m gone gone too then excuse me see I don’t get how that works just because we’re in the vacuum of space doesn’t mean the space knows how to decipher a safe apparently space is a lot smarter than you think it is that’s totally me what I’m flying through space on a perilous voyage down to the ground below oh man now I’m gonna die Oh Oh fine I guess that is not how pressure works exactly [Music] this game looks fantastic okay okay yes so I first played this game like this is your fault yeah cut bust them yeah this punch of rain the gut from the get-go sorry from the get-go geez I wanna know how to run that’s the first control I want to understand here ah I like that little freak out there use left trigger to find your goal oh jeez hello there hello is it pinky do okay so my let oh I do like this little like super lock-on it’s pretty nice do you suck at this game I don’t know man still working on it still working on figuring that out frankly alright hello hello wait I’m gonna try and use right right right trigger don’t watch my run button I gotta I gotta assess this pretty fast hello there wow really comfortable with my body two of my lips moved you know are my lips didn’t move while I was talking and I would make me very uncomfortable with my body yeah but how do I run though that is my that is on top list of priorities what is my run button right triggered you like not get that close to me it’s making me a little uncomfortable this is nice hat yeah oh that’s adorable she’s like I hope anyone didn’t see that he’s just like okay then we’re just gonna move on from all that Oh what is this a vault code oh that’s right so in order to unlock these little vault things that are hidden around the world unplug and plug on plug your controller in is that the fix people are recommending in chat hold on one second enjoy this safe help you today space mafia okay here we go we’re plugged in and there we go oh oh we’re in a whole new world now hey I ran for a second how do I run how do I run was that what you just do watch it is good Blair use the a and B button well working on B B does not do the run no my xbox 360 neato well for now we’ll just go with what we got here all right oh that’s right and it shows like the lines of where we need to go gotcha gotcha gotcha all right cool so we can we can just go up here and then just grab one of these things awesome dude this game is like really clever Oh No oh he is dead I have killed a man I’m sorry I’ve killed a can add it to my kill counter put that up on screen put it up and check how many things have I killed this game too huh outs Bert don’t know it’s get me away from this thing good gosh like to die to the first Goomba of the game this game is like Dark Souls all right all right all right all right so this is on xbox360 no it isn’t I’m just using an Xbox 360 controller I mean by all means like pull up one second so let me just test on the real fast oh here we go I I’m gonna play this on PC I’m gonna play this on my PC controller but if my PC controller I do believe I mean the you know mouse and keyboard at least for now because it seems to be way way more responsive and then you guys don’t get the weird setting things that we were seeing before here we go now or now we’re in the good stuff I just need to get a get a grasp on uh on the general what I need to do to play this Oh and then we can even control the camera a little bit what’s up with you did I just try and punch her and she’s like ow he’s invincible why did you make me do this there we go what’s my dive button Oh control got you got you got you okay so it’s just a little bit understand go okay this game is like PC Wow a PC controller that’s right look at this platforming oh when she blends it I’m sorry her interactions are so good oh geez what what was that moment this girl’s more athletic than like a top athlete what is this girl’s acrobatic ability hello there Red Riding Hood Oh beautiful jumping hello I’ll handle all pipe I am hat kid doing this oh and we have a chair on this is what I’m talking about as the birds fester are planting ah ah what on earth is that get it out of my sights and just beat up this bird okay maybe not maybe not the bird will beat me up oh I do kind of like when you take damage you can’t actually run away immediately you sort of like hop around for a second pinnacle it ah the birds are horrifying stop it the birds are the most horrifying creature I’ve ever encountered in a video game what are you okay I’m from a faraway land if I’m getting away from I want to catch that football and because I want to be away from you I really don’t want to see them no but I don’t want to see them that’s okay we goodbye and goodbye I am perfectly content without your badges my friend even she’s like I don’t I don’t know about that stranger danger yeah like honestly that guy did not look the mess excuse me good sir for what reason oh hey there so if I couldn’t kill by the meet in the meantime hey yeah stalking me this is amazing really this voice acting so good excuse me those are my stars your joke this is great all right so I guess I’m going over here for a second whoa all right move the entire crane I guess sounds good to me all right all right I got you okay I got some help though I don’t want to die like I know that’s a common play experienced amongst monks most of humanity but as of today I don’t know it’s not how we start by not dying I just wanna figure out do I have a ground pound Eska thing this go down ship does not that Chef just chose me my objective stuff well all your just tell me to get up there got you good oh this hook is not effective I mean I guess it’s very effective considering what it’s doing but that is wedged into the wood gotcha gotcha hello-o follow me rebel squad I like her moustache girl is that literally her name I mean I’m hat kid so I think by all means she might just be mustache girl come here come back here oh look at this hey just punches me got him alright got you oh god she looks a little horrifying she she looks a little horrifying that’s okay that’s okay hello can I just get a quick little hold on hey you want to rebell with me excuse me I’ve already encountered like five instances of stranger danger it’s game worries me frankly this game worries me alright there we go see ya whoa and off she rolls no how does she hit but I don’t like these things I just recovered my health all right let me try diving into one go nope nope does not act as intended that’s okay that’s okay uh what we go down here how do I go down what’s my what’s my button for down what is my button for down F see EQ Z Z is died apparently yeah I like Z it makes me drown that’s my favorite key so is this a stream or something yeah you know typically typically you know these things these little things are live streams alright here we l1 – I sure want the excuse me okay there we go In God We Trust interesting interesting do it I don’t like those birds hey excuse me stop this stop this it’s an hourglass what do you want for me yeah I’ll take you to your money sir oh come here oh come here you run away from you giant turnip of a human I’ll beat you up with a something that usually used to keep away rain now it’s gonna keep away your life force oh my god he exploded why did he he explode who put demolitions in the poor guy oh I’m so happy [Music] three of his friends just one Ephram behind the corner I heard you mess with us with our family dad it’s got a notification for new cue music and space on this game dude Wyatt that’s amazing how do I get a bag on my spaceship it’s in space did I no real talk how did I do that did I jump did I jump that that’s incredible alright whoo let there be light new achievement nice gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha oh this game feels really good skin feels really good okay let me just like that’s not the controls real fast like game settings performance I love little well did you just witnessed another murder I think you might have thank you very much Rando tension for the $5 super chat that I just witnessed another murder you’re murdering me with awesomeness I love the Friday song just come I do it the Friday song playing them like what what’s happening here what’s happening here why am i ever plagued by this it’s not even Friday that’s okay do I love this adorable little rumba oh wait come here come here I want to play with the rumba come here I’m sorry like step on it he’s adorable dude there’s the first person mode oh you can’t move what you can’t move in it you can’t move in it but you have a first-person mode well sorry buddy that’s a wall goodbye do these adorable stop hurting the Roomba s MH I’m not being there say hi alright let’s go in here oh this game looks so good all compared to how it looks like four years ago this gate there two years ago it’s a microwave you see with you guys at the punished food that has been bad it’s very funny can I eat it can I can I finish the food off all right there we go whoa welcome to mafia town alright alright so we have a barrel battle and remember this actually that’s right every single chapter in this every single art has art it has custom art game is so good I’m so glad I backed it I’m so glad I backed this game this is going to let me itch the mario odyssey itch that i want to itch so badly its fail boat exploding TNT confirmed area was we have for life for once in our life for life I’m just trying to secure one alright anyway ooh what so adorable she’s so adorable I love this game so much all right there we go get a heart quit it Jeff you ever see someone shouting something in this cake you just spamming in chat thank you I’m not like going anywhere with you let go do I just like quit it stop it’s like alright well whatever you say you’re the boss of me game kind of I mean I I suppose I’m the one controlling you but stop oh yeah I stole the parents all of course they ever go geez dude these Punk’s have a very violent explosion this is very violent either oh my gosh the screen tremors with the death of of the avians alright what’s going on in here hello what is this sprint yarn this yarn is looking ready to sprint yeah I know if you’re just stitch it what all right switch press the spend money on yarn what’s happening oh you get different hats Mart I see ah to see you see I remember this so now I can put on the Hat oh this is so cool what are you doing to this poor mafia man what kind of man grabs innocent girl I like how this accent I can at least generally do yo hats in this game tf2 confirmed I’m making all these obvious low make all these local okie jokes do and then I can use oh wait what right click oh and that lets you switch between hats super easy dude I didn’t realize hats we’re gonna be like this this important in the game oh my god [Music] dude I just got baited I just got hardcore baited what kind of man grabs a missing girl the same one that punches me over a cliff be gone sorry let me actually put this controller down be gone even she’s like ow that was so perfect dude my favorite thing of that was the timing the timing in jebaited exactly the timing that was so pervy it’s like on rhythm but up but now Bob Bob so whack what’s in this don’t be this stuff oh my gosh I have a multi-hit like gosh I’m sorry hold on this poor I think this poor girl is being like attacked over here allow me to uh to a sister in her time of need dude this game controls like a dream I need to get it working with uh with uh whoops was that looking no don’t kill me geez okay where is a healthy ball thing I need one of those real fast before we activate any cutscene what am I am I in the wall okay you know what would it what I real fast so I just want to turn up the game volume so you can hear the voice acting a little bit more there we go okay okay okay okay here we go hmm you close to dead yeah you know what I just like to live on the edge frankly there we go beautiful my gosh this voice acting is godlike alright hello yeah hey that’s not where I was okay then guys look it’s exploding TNT I witness this accent is amazing oh geez please don’t beat me though I might explode this TNT barrel ah ah I’m dead that’s weird I could only move side to side I couldn’t actually move in and out oh this is a weird like sight this look a side-scroller dude this game is side scroll this is like inch okay because I tried to run away for a second but I couldn’t do it gotcha gotcha alright alright I’m getting the G everything slowed so violently all right just chill for a second there whoa child is predictable huh all right what about you that though I’m sorry what do what are these controls I mean are like like like how am i attacking oh I can just straight-up dive into him like that ow guess not when he’s diving into me gotcha and beat you up you giant plum enough all right sounds good the child is beautiful oh geez you see that I feel it’s unnecessary I’d feel whatever you’re using this TNT for it’s probably unnecessary for it to be spiked I’m very much thinking about it frankly I don’t want to though your your your ability to predict my motion is is pretty not good real talk Oh move pack girl hat kid ah okay so this is a little bit tougher this is a lil it’s not too much tougher but then I have to think a little bit can I hit these probably not I don’t want to die why are you spiking your explosive barrels feels unnecessary my friend lead nowhere I’m sorry I it’s rude it’s very rude excuse me you flied old ladies but there to see what mafia do it to all ladies prepared begins to flip this guy’s are like 300 ping right now this guys are like 300 ping do it like this okay I like a sonic like homing attack ah beat up beat up okay what no I moved all right how girls body count is going up yeah my own body cam I’m mad I’m mad at myself I’m mad at myself okay we’re in deal with it oh I forgot I could sprint that’s okay that’s okay that’s good I’ve got to go fast here we go here we go beautiful she moves too fast for the human eye how can they keep up with my speed oh do we rate we don’t know NZ dance hold on ah excuse me whoa okay okay I like this little homing attack thing I just got to figure out when the little prompt comes up the little attack prompt excuse me ah stairs stop it all right all right child is predictable there we go okay okay easy mode easy mode okay actual easy-mode gotcha here we go got to go fast no people literally just was a second ago they’re being presumptuous to think I will keep on sprinting what makes you think I will keep sprinting what what makes you think that I look we’ve already been through this loop before when they attack you jump and count oh it’s like a counter understood okay Pelops we should stop yeah like a little antsy dance look at it well when I try and sprint what I’m not actually moving but this game is like a very nice amount of charm there we go beautiful beautiful beautiful alright ah did not expect it to come from this way yes it literally doesn’t all right come here c’mere c’mere c’mere well let’s do it was Duke this out real fast let’s do this okay my best counter is just beating them up that’s the best counter you can jump you didn’t clearly watch what mr. owls a scientist man said the two other mafia guys noticed no easy mode easy mode I just poked it on him I love how he just like watch worth watch is missing there we go ha I learned that one from one of your friends beautiful I remember that noise who told scheme has a really nice sense of atmosphere I love that noise godlike hat kid kid so she doesn’t talk gotcha [Music] awesome awesome yes I am do you holy crap it’s pink sheep no now everything we’re the boss I should think sheep not like this that was delivered so well I’ll take any opportunity thank who’s messing up the Mafia know that de la that line was delivered so perfectly Oh friends let’s go I thought she was the antagonist of this game I don’t know maybe she’s a good person that turns bad or something spoilers I don’t know I’m just whoa whoa whoa smash 4 confirmed so might refer to the for the switch minutes zoom on her mouth excuse me hello I’m sick so many things to say first of all I just slash your head off with my parasol secondly why do you squeak why do humans in this world squeak like ducks also was its terrorized is doing understood well all right maybe a little bit far okay well look honey what did the Mafia do to you I [Music] think you’ll get more than pocket money on the black market but okay then okay do you understood Wow mush and jar party yeah no thanks this probably smells excuse me come again says the girl rip it off Red Riding girl Red Riding Hood’s entire look girl hmm my hat is fire thank you oh thank you Oh huh you already have this happen you get the plus y yarn one is the gotcha I love her this girl has like a really good nervous laughter thing going let’s go get them dude a little bit a little transition to don’t mess with my room but while I’m gone though please I enjoy that little thing thank you alright let’s go next level yeah she’s fake yeah all right what’s up with this what unlock act act 3 oh she came from outer space look at this hour oh it’s so good here we go let’s begin what game is this so brutal I don’t believe it ever gets that brutal again I’d imagine Oh wrinkle dude wait what was that does she make fun of them she doesn’t make fun of them as we pass that’s adorable all right well I don’t want to use that hat to find my goal right now I want to explore a little bit cheese guys have gold ducks in their hat they do they have little ducks in their hat uh uh uh I don’t want to go into that view again it’s not being so shiny but they’re like a little strangely shiny not sure what they got on then you know laced in their coat there but like buddy what do you don’t really do buddy why were do you have your camera out in the rain I wanted this voice acting you mess with the Roomba out of my room yeah exactly it’s delightful heaven well all right oh I don’t like how the TNT shot I’d try hey I wonder what this is Oh at least I have the rain we I have a Piersall don’t keep the parasol out what are you doing hat girl you’re literally holding a pair of salt but not using in the rain it’s spelling mud dude the gay the polish on this game is phenomenal what it’s up of this aah what are you what are you a raccoon oh do I jump on you what am i attacking you I don’t wanna tak though I guess I am well nothing is safe from that goes perilous uh para let’s run through the okay swim oh I can’t I wasn’t sure who’d kill me or not I guess I swam before hey it’s a boat neato I love those things I love my dad the instant I step in a boat it immediately gets flooded with water yeah okay you know what just staying true to my name you know there we go beautiful huh but yet plus one yarn anyway I wonder if collecting those things means anything in the long run I wonder let’s go what is this thing but jump oh it’s like a probably an ability thing I have I have later dude this game controls so well I guess I’ll have to unlock that to that later too gotcha gotcha gotcha okay understood understood this game this game is neat this game is very neat oh did you even see that mud I swear the amount of times I’ve fallen in mud so far is pretty good all right all right take care raucous yeah how you doing how you doing looks away for one second mud a look hacker I’m sorry I’m not I’m not fully invested in in your in your surroundings in my surroundings either but you know what I’m working on is the general human being being invested in surroundings because it’s pretty important I’d say all right get out of the water Thunder you get shocked uh-oh I didn’t even think about that that actually might hurt quite a bit how’s it go I remember this area I remember this it’s cool seeing all these things because I remember playing this game like you know to to something years ago it didn’t look nearly as good as it looks now nor did it control nearly as well like I’m doing all these jumps so easily like despite not even like having played the game and in in so long because all flows so well here we go here we go here we go they give Odyssey controls like this I’ll be so happy man all right beautiful beautiful snap snap crackle pop man snap crackle pop all right all right what’s going on here one two no I said two and then the next part was gonna be three I guess that would have been spoiler alert okay there we go don’t I see that mud I see that mud I’m not gonna I don’t want to land in that what is this thing what are those things and why do they explode when I kill them why does everything explode I killed that girl’s got something weird going on she looks adorable let’s just climb that ladder okay aah birds bird please remove those things from the world I do not wish to encounter them I do not wish to all right so it looks like that is where I should be going according to something that looks oh my god wall scaling is so strong in this game okay okay okay gotcha gotcha okay go over this way hello pardon me the level some guys excuse me yeah yeah now what I got you figure it out huh all right well I’ve been skewered well maybe not I have been skewered ow okay I do like some like corner jumping here all right oh I can’t strafe over that way this game is godlike parkour dunno kitten look at this hold on ready run up jump across – okay I guess that hits the wall run up jump across data hot god-like parkour oh well I mean we got to the other side which allows us to get up here but that you know all the same it who needs letters who needs them overrated I say overrated okay can I try it please okay there we go there we go there I don’t like this game anymore see this game it has liked this game has a very unique troll engine it feels like the developers knew I’d climb that ladder just to wind up in the mud feel like the devout the devs are mess ever messing with me parkour master exactly that that’s right are they scared of me cuz I’m in the month wait hold on a minute this is like a mechanic dude wait a minute is this like a straight-up mechanic like they’re afraid of me when I’m covered in mud wait I got a test something real fast I actually want to test something hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up oh yeah they all run away from me in the mud hold on first law I don’t think I can break that yet hello you should just try it doesn’t look to flip this is a little too sturdy ah wait can I can ice oh I can let’s go you became a Mudkip brewing yarn interesting what is this also witch’s hat left shift to throw an explosive concoction huh all right all right I lied the swap hat well first of all I would desire Oh interesting I’ve desire okay let me just see what this does left shift to throw explosives don’t don’t hold it for a second whoa okay so you hold shift for a second and then you can throw it dude what that’s so cool okay okay okay go mafia all right so what I want to test real fast now that I’m covered in mud um whoa hello there remember those people that were guarding the door I wonder if they’ll be afraid I don’t think so because I feel that that that looks like a super contact sensitive thing but I’m curious I’m just kind of curious maybe they’re more hardened and you know wait am I losing time on that objective I think I might be losing time on that objective I will think about this my idea later but let’s head over to this objective before I might loot you know I might actually not be able to complete it unless I every set the level or something all right hello hello God this mud is actually making me mad oh my god they don’t like mine me Oh what Oh God the war flashbacks are beginning for this poor guy this is a good collect where’d he go where’d he go oh he’s running come back here evil alien it drop your money let me mug y’all not get this no I’m a mug this person real talk all right all right how am I getting up here dude let’s go off for a second for a second all right what’s my play what’s my play here what’s the play oh hello I think I see the play Bam Bam Bam head wall run run just for a second you cannot outrun space alien you cannot where are we why are we on this banner good sir good sir come back I only wish to abduct you and make you my slave all right run up here double jump dude this game’s parkour is out of this world space while diving to cancel interesting what that’s so cool I’ve actually chase you to the highest point [Music] No who can kill him do totally let me kill him wait kena no I can’t no thank you for his life I’m just like yay I am got the thing nobody should try this game called enter the gungeon it’s a dungeon crawler like crypt yes I’ve actually played enter the gungeon it’s very fun I would love to play more of it this game is already prepared for Halloween that’s right ahaha I’m so satisfying well I might let me play one more level and then we’ll try something else and we’ll do another game I’m a hundred percent playing part of me playing through this game sorry being addicted to a really fun game makes me a little geisha there yeah John shrine that’s a voice in this game that’s right that is correct alright dude boss I’ve actually fought this part I remember fighting this person in in uh in my stream of this game two years ago when was this game made it came out today brand new game boys game boy hey I see a message girl over on the left there yay alright alright let’s get out of this rain so I think this is a cannon if I’m not mistaken right yeah it is alright whoo awesome I’m working on it what you got in your head is it something clipping through your head you okay mustache girl yeah like shadow rock she had a rock clipping through her head many rocks are going through her head what are you doing she is actually invulnerable mafia men are not smart she is ghost they cannot comprehend reality she’s just standing there like yeah I know just keep look you go inside I’ll deal with these guys she’s moving too fast cannot hit cannot see her moving too fast all right so it seems I need to have two things held down here interesting I wonder if I have to use brewing hat whoa let me try this real fast throw that okay well I wasn’t sure I wasn’t sure rip physics come on now hi there yeah oh yeah you might say she has a rock-hard skull yo-chan on fire chatez on fire all right let me do a little bit of which hat time I’m just kiddin give me give me sprint at there we go sprint at is amazing what is this rift token dope can i play this game in VR if I carefully if I get enough of those that I should be a remarkable push this game that push us ah I want to move do not wish to stand there there we go told you she’s fake I mean apparently since she’s still standing there okay alright I go away please go away please okay well they’re enjoying themselves with all their little hahas all right what’s the play here what’s the play what’s the play so one option I could climb up here probably climbing oh I have to kill them gotcha gotcha yeah I figured she’d have to hold down the D our button but I wasn’t sure I just have to kill them all right gotcha she looked more than capable enough to kill them herself is all I’m saying the strong independent woman all right here we go beautiful that sucks if you came here by yourself it’s show time baby all right that’s what I like to hear let’s do it are you acting dumb or are you serious I’m actually serious I didn’t know I had to kill them by I remember this oh my gosh this looks so much better than it did two years ago the tray gotcha excuse me mafia not take kindly to intruders so we will throw small pebbles apparently not you’re throwing your full arsenal of available cans at me why do you have so many I’m gonna keep these hearts in play I feel like I shouldn’t messin could you really not though okay interesting what is this allows you to equipped more oh don’t worry I don’t want to buy from this person it’s very alright okay give me the rundown here automatically pull your umbrella before deadly impact allows you to equip more than one badge can i buy this by item ooh interesting giggling stop give me them gems the creepy man is jiggling at that point you stop oh you put a pin on your hat gotcha gotcha gotcha interesting so I guess I don’t want to kill them I feel it that’s very rude I come into their bar hotel play either you know they’re entertained in place and I go out there killing play this slot machine no okay gotcha hello what is in here ooh a giant lock see this is like a pearl and Marino what is it is it I really wasn’t sure thank you for the giant text bubble about it – all right you I love her a little bling all right I’m sorry you’re sorry so sorry run run that through me what what am i doing in understood I just gotta find it this kitchen is like really closes it’s like the kitchen of my old love like my old apartment Real Talk though huh what am i stepping on splatoon den in it and then tat skits get on cheese a how are you doing this well fine then sheet like that could you look I don’t want to owe this guy any favors honestly all right Oh what what are we gonna use that key for guys it looks oh not suspicious at all ready for this is gonna close yep all right I wonder I’m just testing on them real fast okay okay no it’s definitely not gonna let me understood splatoon done in in it all right do I want these I don’t I really don’t I don’t want to see what’s under you and one out of this bathroom bar is there chest in here don’t open that why did I open that put that back where you found it put that back what was once you just do with her eyes – that’s a little bit weird put that back where you found it Hat girl well well mop is washing his hands he is invulnerable good guide the squash and stretch is so giant all right what do I remember about my demo when I played this game because I remember beating this a while ago I just don’t member exactly what I did so clearly that is involved well look at the male sign on the door all right so something about this okay I guess we’re gonna why does the door squeak weird I look over the stall it makes me feel strange frankly all right look up there that will do it here we go here we go now we’re really making some ah ah please I know why I don’t I don’t want to straw anymore alright right work with me work with me understood I know what I need to do now okay hmm so this ain’t gonna happen by out chat I’d buy a squeaky mafia man for pupper see it feel that okay that’s a hundred percent not going to work all right things to do things to do with things to do part of hello it only takes a local currency and you forgot to stop the bureau to change okay then so what do we do what do we do talk to you understandable you’re not responsible to us you’re not responsible to us can I kill you guys okay I can understood that seems like that seems like oh I can actually just jump on them wait can I just jump on them let me try that real fast you know what look let’s just deal with you this way beautiful so if I kill them now what happens I just killed two of you do the lock-on mechanic to the guy in the bathroom gotcha got you got you that’s right I forgot I have this this thing what oh hello hello gotcha gotcha could you stop throwing oh I forgot the DA there are literally things that leave me up there understood understood understood I like this little just the discovery hat feature though it’s a useful tip it’s a useful thing for if I get stuck all right all right perfect I don’t like being above that thing down there it’s a little bit worrisome you’ll give out oh those are those hurt me gotcha oh hello there but cookie cat understood you know what I appreciate this person I appreciate this person alright then alright then what do we got here oh why did I take this with me gotcha up up to you I want I want the I want the crab bucket thank you alright so then I put this on the thing gotcha umm perfect pose perfect hello up well hold on it’s almost look don’t throw that down don’t throw that behind the gate don’t you I just Oh control is just drop gotcha gotcha gotcha okay BAM perfect perfect crab solve everything honestly alright jump up here excuse me pardon me pardon me chip I love her she’s going black oh there we go what happened to the girl she’s yellow now it’s probably just an animation thing all right perfect welp you know all right you you keep your your amazingly astute observations to yourself than I yes all right oh geez well okay straight up freezer room huh you don’t log me in here okay thank you beautiful hop over here I like that I got a cat literally just coax for them I don’t think I want to be in this it’s gonna be very cold you’ll guess not all my gosh treasure room can I just loot all of this please it sounds delightful frankly just all of this I I won’t wait to swap hat oh wait a minute oh this game is so good this game is so good alright alright let me go to this hey bro this game is so good oh hello hello there Oh understandable frankly understandable I think I see what you’re getting at with that alright here we go beat you up a little bit jump up here wait for a counter beautiful I got you all figured out alright well you keep saying that you know I’m sure you’ll come true eventually for you one day one day what can I just like real fast just beautiful beautiful thank you I want to leave those hearts people oh hey look we got official Joe TFM in the chat let’s go buddy yes hi oh you know me that actually shatter so much glass on the floor that’d be even painful for the world do you guys hear the voice well I think you can let’s go oh geez okay this guy’s going right in do it show time baby I’m already doing a live stream buddy you are late to the concert you are late to the concert oh my god I remember this I remember this whoa that one last pit that that last one pick up some speed I remember this I will use only you me why’d you go into the crowd feel like a little bit cheating don’t beat you up ah guess nothing yes not understandable I wouldn’t want to be beaten up either if I were him stop Tony’s or pencil ends at me I here’s a little punch just on the Mafia guys that are trees poor mafia guys because you have some people in the background there too got’em do I’m going for this hat I’m going for the poor guys hat so we’re gonna okay gotcha whoa where we going where we going with this thing where we going with this thing part of me a double jump whoa whoa whoa I’m getting juked a little bit i watch for the whistle watch it no way what cannot double jump in this segment what’s going on here ah well I got a heart at least wait if I oh when you do a sprint jump you can’t double jump gotcha oh that means I just have to have reserved my sprinting a little bit more understood I just said stop this with you tonight can I hit him during this phase all right it must be it must be that I can dodge this guy no nope that’s not the time now it’s not the time go go ah stop moving all right This Is It this is it this is it go now this guy no okay account of time counter time counter time I see I see I see I see we’re good we’re golden we’re golden we’re golden stop ready for it here comes beautiful I’m gonna beat you up okay maybe not maybe not now I will in time in time everything happens in time my dear boy all right all right all right easy platforming okay built that blammo just stop it with the sandbags my boy please ah that’s such a loud shout all right excuse me there we go it’s looking good it’s looking good Jesus all right does it oh my oh okay thank you for forming a nice gap to who’s late to duty who didn’t fill that gap who is late to duty one of your mafia members is not on point oh do I hit him I’m working on it I’m working wait a minute wait a minute oh I think I’m seeing I think I’ve seen the algorithm here I think I’m seeing the algorithm let’s move a foot son what oh here we go here we go working on it there we go are you stop it geez ah done it at that depth and tender than in it it is it oh goodness stop all right finishing move umbrella hit good moving this this is a boss battle and I had this the first boss my god let’s play ball son I am the baller master I’m just saying my dude excuse me pardon me Oh am I supposed to be like wall jumping okay ah let’s not miss this opportunity don’t blend me up there but let me up got him you’ll backstab to the umbrella geez [Music] kill her get cooked buddy get cooked the Mafi in the back are still a yeah [Music] Jojo menacing excuse me hey I didn’t talk cause I’m like I want I wonder how she’s gonna say nerd she said that purple bitch hey dawg what I guess when they King Crimson it just look it just it just works look it just works girl with the moustache so adorable [Music] that actually did hurt too close too close all right that never goes well never goes well I just want to leave so I’ll leave personally yeah so there goes that whole friend thing we’re on halfway to that friend meter I don’t think that’s going anywhere anytime soon oh she just liked it though oh she took my money no she mugged me though goodbye well I remember what I said that wasn’t gonna go anywhere anytime soon I didn’t expect it to go to negative goodness me your friend meter yeah that that’s gone dang oh my gosh well this game is absolutely rainbow explosion yes dude this game is an absolute treat with us if it fit I sit he was adorable I want to keep playing this game but I want to keep the episodes eating no longer than an hour segments each so for now thank you all for watching tune in accept whatever feel like doing so for the people who are watching this live sorry I want to see what’s on the left there you can see like a spoiler for the people that are watching this live I’m actually going to be switching over to a different game called stardew valley if you guys would like to watch that I’d suggest don’t go anywhere enjoy that after that we may be playing some more games but uh real talk keep playing dude I’ll mix I’m gonna keep playing this game I’m gonna I’m not right now but I’m going to keep playing this game I’m going to keep playing this game this game is very entertaining by no means am I gonna stop playing this I may be playing more probably two like tomorrow so expect episode 2 tomorrow she’s so chill yeah episode she was gonna be come tomorrow and don’t forget by the way guys if you guys want to re-watch this stream or want to catch up on any of my miss streams please go to youtube.com slash sailboat livestreams to check it out this this will be up tomorrow if you miss if you miss any of the other future episodes they’ll all be on youtube.com such fail boat live streams not on the normal YouTube YouTube channel I just want to promote that real fast because I haven’t done that in a while thank you all for watching – next time forever I feel I do and I like the witches have right now my favorite hat as of this session definitely the witch’s hat I like it it’s adorable alright thank you all for watching and I’ll see you around look like you really got a zoom in on her wait what if I did this yes all look at her she’s adorable that girl is so adorable oh my goodness wait mastics Oh what I just realized I didn’t need didn’t even realize I could blow the stuff up so one machine that takes coking to give us gifts in return heck yeah heck no way okay to monetize though I’m not all I have to say that you do forgive me forgive me