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    Thank You Notes: Hobbs & Shaw, Beach Balls
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    Thank You Notes: Hobbs & Shaw, Beach Balls

    December 6, 2019

    -I was running
    a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys
    wouldn’t mind, just want to write out my weekly
    thank you notes right now. James, can I get some thank-you-
    note-writing music, please? ♪♪ -Looks like he just texted
    3-0-3-0. -Thank you Pete Buttigieg
    and Bernie Sanders for looking like the real-life
    version of “Back to the Future.” [ Laughter ]
    [ Applause ] Thank you, Jed, for saying
    you were on “The Bachelorette” just to help your music career. At least now you have plenty of
    material for a break up album. [ Laughter ]
    [ Applause ] -They’re always the best.
    Always good. -Thank you, grill I rarely use. You give me a chance to play
    a fun game of how much rust can I feed my
    friends without them noticing. [ Laughter ]
    [ Applause ] -Full of iron.
    -Had this bad boy for ten years. Thank you, Hobbs and Shaw,
    for sounding less like a “Fast & Furious” spin off
    and more like two injury attorneys you see
    on TV at 3:00 in the morning. [ Serious voice ] Have you been
    hit by a skate boarder? [ Applause ] Thank you, home cooking, for
    being 2% cooking, 2% eating, and 96% doing dishes.
    [ Light laughter ] [ Applause ] Thank you, “The Lion King”
    for teaching us that if you don’t want your kid
    to grow up to be a huge jerk, maybe don’t name him “Scar”. [ Light laughter ]
    [ Applause ] Come on, Scar.
    -Yeah. [ Light laughter ] -Come on.
    -Just give me a second. [ Laughter ]
    -You think about other names kids can be named right?
    -what’s that? -You think about other names
    they should’ve not name their kids?
    -No I’m thinking about this next thank you note,
    I really like it. -It’s your favorite one?
    -It is. But I have a feeling it is not
    going to work. -Oh, really?
    But it’s a good one anyway. -I think it’s good.
    It’s more of thinker. -Does it come from the heart?
    -I didn’t write it but yeah. It comes from —
    [ Laughter ] Comes from someone’s heart.
    -Someone’s heart. Well, then that’s all
    that matters, man. [ Light laughter ] -Thank you, beach balls
    for letting me throw my breath. [ Applause ]
    [ Laughter ] -That was a good one. [ Cheers and applause ] People are still laughing about
    that now. I love that. -I get it. Oh, yeah. -Thank you, ice cream sandwiches
    for lasting three minutes before turning into just
    regular cookies and milk. There you guys have it.
    Those are my “Thank You Notes.”

    Ice fishing ** FAIL ** and Benny Hill Parody to boot
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    Ice fishing ** FAIL ** and Benny Hill Parody to boot

    December 5, 2019

    If you haven’t pieced it together by now, don’t worry, neither did we. A fish hooked into buddy’s line, but went unnoticed. It swam around hooked under the ice tangling up ALL of our lines. We ran around not knowing who was next ….and now the Benny Hill Parody!

    Mother May I With That YouTub3 Family! Fun Parlor Game! / The Beach House
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    Mother May I With That YouTub3 Family! Fun Parlor Game! / The Beach House

    December 5, 2019

    Michael: Hey everybody, welcome toThe Beach House. Today we are with that YouTube Family Michael: We are getting ready to play mother may I with them. So we’ve got a few different players here. Becca’s going to be playing Michael: And James played last round on their channel. So you’ll have to go check out their channel and see Michael: The other version that we’ll play together downstairs. Michael: But then we’ve also got…who else is playing this round? Jordan: I’m going to be playing and I’m really excited. Michael: We got Jordan and David. Jordan: Ellie’s going to be playing and we’re on the same team. Michael: You guys ready? Michael: And then we got the rest…everybody that played downstairs. The cheerleader squad over here. Becca: And we have obstacles, so this table is in the way Becca: The island is in the way Michael: We have to get all the way down to the end of that room over there Michael: You guys ready? Michael: What’s your game plan Rebecca? Becca: I have no idea, but it might involve running on tabletops Jordan: Running on tabletops? Oh I didn’t know it was going to get that intense. Michael: Ellie, what is your strategy to win? Ellie: Go really fast. Michael: Ooh, that’s a good strategy. Okay, so you got a stand here on the starting line. We got one more player over there David: My strategy to win is I’m going to be like super fast like The Flash. Michael: He’s making deals with the mother. Are you bribing our mother over here? David: Just saying I don’t have to bribe. When you got skills… Michael: All right, well the starting line is over here Michael: Nice try. That was your strategy. Michael: Sorry I called you out on that. Michael: All right, well I think everybody is set up and ready to go so let’s get started. Michael: You want to do the honors? David: Ooh I get to start? This is going to be a short round guys. Sorry. David: Mother may I David: Hmm…be like Flash and come see you Corbin: No. But you can be a slow train. David: A slow train? David: (TRAIN WHISTLE) David: This is going to be a long night Becca: Okay mother may I Wingardium leviosa Corbin: No. But you can be a ball Corbin: Stop Michael: Wow. You got really far! Michael: Okay Michael: It’s Ellie’s turn Ellie: Mother may I Ellie: Be a ballerina? Corbin: No. But you can take two baby steps Michael: Two baby steps Michael: Good job Jordan: Okay. Mother you just got to trust me on this one and say yes okay? May I take my partner here and do the tango? Jordan: No?!! Corbin: But you can… Corbin: Be a crab. Jordan: Oh I got this. I’m the best crab ever. Corbin: Stop David: All right, are you ready? Mother may I trade places with Jordan? Corbin: No. Corbin: You can… Corbin: Be a ball. David: Ball?! David: Did you say bald or a ball? Michael: You got really far. David: I don’t think I can stand up right now. Becca: He needs to get undizzy for a little while. Becca: Oh mother may be a kangaroo? Corbin: No. But you can…. Corbin: Be a tornado Corbin: Stop. Ellie: Mother may I… Ellie: Go on the table? Corbin: No Corbin: You can be a ball Jordan: Alright. Come on Ellie. You got this! Corbin: Stop. Michael: Good job! Jordan: So close yet so far! Jordan: Mother may I….teleport? Corbin: Until I say stop. Jordan: Okay, so this a magic trick. So you got to come real close. Jordan: Ready? Jordan: Wow! How did that happen? Michael: Good job David: Hey, I’ve already been a ball, so I know I’m not going to be a ball again right? David: Can I be…here we go. Mother may I David: Be a downhill skier? David: Okay ready? Here we go. Becca: Would you mind doing it again? Becca: Give me an idea Michael. Becca: Mother may I be a race car? Corbin: But she can… Corbin: Be a snake Becca: I’m gonna be on my back Becca: I got so close Michael: Can you reach it? Becca: I think I might just take a nap right here actually. It feels really nice. Ellie: Mother may I Ellie: Teleport? Jordan: Mother may I do a single scissor cut? Corbin: Yes Jordan: You said the wrong answer cause I have long legs so… Michael: Better luck next time. Jordan: Okay you guys, are you ready? Jordan: I am now the mother! Jordan: So, ask away. Becca: Okay, round two. Becca: Mother may I be a torpedo? Jordan: A torpedo? Jordan: Why not? Becca: Did I stop at the right time? I heard a lot of screaming. Okay. Michael: Alright Corbin. Corbin: Mother may I… Corbin: Go under the table, across the under it? Jordan: Oh so you’re going to crawl under the table? Jordan: I’m feeling generous. So, I mean why not sure. Jordan: Okay stop! Corbin: I asked to go to the other side Michael: Alright Ellie Ellie: Mother may I be a bunny? Jordan: A bunny? Jordan: Yes. Jordan: And stop. David: Mother may I be Dracula turned into a bat? Jordan: No David: What?! Jordan: You could be a spooky scary skeleton Jordan: Stop Becca: Okay, oh I am always unprepared every single time Becca: What’s something that’s really fast? May I be like the wind? Jordan: No Jordan: You can take Jordan: One ginormous giant step instead. Becca: Okay, ready? Jordan: Okay. Corbin: Mother may I be a tornado? Jordan: Tornado? Why do you want to be a tornado under the table? Jordan: Okay, no. Jordan: You may not have your tornado, but you can be a tsunami. Corbin: What’s a tsunami? Michael: It’s like a big wave. Ellie: Mother may I be the scissors? Jordan: Scissor cut, how many? Ellie: Five Jordan: Five?! Jordan: That’s so many. No. You may do two. Jordan: Two scissor cuts Jordan: There you go. David: Watch this one, it’s going to be good. Mother may I be Tarzan of the apes? Jordan: Sure. Yeah. David: She said yes! I didn’t think she would. David: (CALL OF TARZAN) Jordan: Stop! David: But still in last place. Becca: Mother may I be an ape?! Jordan: Be an ape?! Yes! Jordan: Stop! Corbin: Mother may I be a race car? Jordan: A race car? Jordan: Well, it depends what type of race car are you going to be. Corbin: Blue Jordan: Oh a blue race car. Okay, yes. If you said red then I would have said no. So… Jordan: Okay stop! Stop stop! Jordan: Alright. Ellie’s turn. Ellie: Mother may I be… Ellie: A race car? Jordan: No, you may not. Jordan: But Jordan: You may… Jordan: Do Jordan: The Jordan: The bird. Jordan: Oh no! Jordan: Okay. David’s turn. David: I have a feeling she doesn’t want me to win. David: So watch this. David: Mother may I be a fly fisherman? Jordan: No Jordan: Sorry, no. Jordan: But, you can go deep sea scuba diving. David: But that goes down. David: All right, you ready? Jordan: Stop! Jordan: I forgot the word is stop. Becca: Okay, mother…I was just about to say may I… Becca: Forgot what I wanted to say Becca: Mother may I be a fast growing weed? Jordan: Okay Becca: Losing my balance Becca: If you want to see that, check out their video on their channel. Michael: All right guys, thank you so much for watching The Beach House. This is so much fun playing mother may I with Michael: So if you want to see the version then we played on their channel make sure to go check it out Michael: I’ll have a link in the description below and Becca: For that YouTube Family! ♫ ♫ (THE BEACH HOUSE THEME ‘PAUSE THE GAME’ BY CODY CRABB) ♫ ♫

    Girls VS Boys! Beach Clean up Competition! Kids Fun TV!
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    Girls VS Boys! Beach Clean up Competition! Kids Fun TV!

    December 5, 2019

    [Fun Upbeat music] We’re on a beautiful beach in Hawaii! And a storm came in and
    washed up a lot of garbage! So what do we do with the garbage? We clean it up, of course! We’re gonna have a challenge! [Bell ringing] Yeah, that’s right! We’re
    gonna have a challenge today! Boys versus girls! Well, to make it more fair all the boys would have been on a team, but there’s only two girls. So to make it more fair
    it’s just going to be me and Thomas, and Jack and Shawn! [Dad] Tell me your name. What’s your name? Minecraft Builders! [Boys cheering] [Dad] What’s your name? Sunshine squad! [Dad] What’s your name? The Winners! [Boys cheering] [Dad] Okay, ready? [Jack] I’m ready! [Dad] All right, ready? Three, two, one, go! [Fun upbeat music] Look, it’s the end of a toothbrush. [Fun upbeat music] [Fun upbeat music] I can’t believe there’s so
    much garbage on this beach! I mean, it’s almost too
    easy to find all of it! All washed up! [Fun upbeat music] [Fun upbeat music] I found a jellyfish! I’m putting it under sand
    so it doesn’t sting me! We found a big piece of plastic that we’re all gonna use teamwork on it! Yeah! [Fun upbeat music] I found a toothbrush! [Upbeat music] A golf ball! Golf ball. [Upbeat music] Look, a bunch I got! [Upbeat music] [Clock ticking] [Upbeat music] [Jack] I’d better twist it! [Upbeat drumming music] Look what I found! [Thomas] We need a new bag. [Upbeat drumming music] [Clock ticking] [Jack] Let’s get right here! [Upbeat dance music] [Jack] I found an eel! [Upbeat drumming music] [Clock ticking] [Upbeat drumming music] [SJ] Nearly, nearly have it all by now! [Kaden] Yeah, we have two and a half bags! [Upbeat drumming music] [Jack] SJ! [SJ] What? [Fun upbeat music] [Clock ticking] [Whistle blowing] Okay! We got Team Sunshine
    versus Team Winners versus Team Minecraft, and I for sure know who won! You guys did some really hard work cleaning up the beach! Making our world a more
    beautiful and better place! And the winner is, drum roll please… [Drum roll] Everybody got fifty bucks! [Kids cheering] [Fun upbeat music] Winners are winners! That was crazy you guys! Ahhh!! [Fun dance music] Look how much garbage we got! Isn’t it cool how we
    helped out around the world, and make things look more prettier! We probably saved a lot of sea life! A lot of animals can
    get caught in the trash or even eat it! Like these! We all need to do our part and pick up trash around us! And that means you and me! [Kids] Aloha! And Mahalo for watching! [Happy music] [Upbeat dance music] [Jasmine] More garbage, more garbage!

    Strangest Stuff Washed Up On The Beach
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    Strangest Stuff Washed Up On The Beach

    December 4, 2019

    What happens when 28,000 rubber duckies
    are set free in the ocean? Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
    – Over three-quarters of the earth’s… …surface is covered with ocean, and
    you can just image all the things that are out there floatin’ in it. But sometimes
    you don’t have to imagine, because those things magically wash up
    onto our shores. They come to you. Now, I have never
    taken a barefoot stroll and stumbled upon — or over — any of these things,
    because these are the strangest things ever to wash up on the shore.
    Hit ’em with it. Let’s start up with some rubber duckies.
    1992: a cargo ship leaving Hong Kong headed for the U.S. accidentally dropped
    28,000 rubber duckies into the Pacific… – …Ocean.
    – That is a bunch o’ duck. – And they all had sunglasses.
    – (Link) Okay, that’s good. (Rhett) That’s important! Because
    Americans love rubber duckies with sunglasses. We don’t like ’em if they
    don’t have sunglasses, because they’re… – …not cool enough.
    – Gotta keep it cool. Over the next 15 years, these rubber
    duckies were spotted all over the world. (Rhett) Now, we’re talking about Hawaii,
    Alaska, South America, Scotland. Even some rubber duckies frozen in
    arctic ice. – Dang! They get around, man.
    – Yeah. They do. – I didn’t know they were migratory birds.
    – Oh. – (mocking Rhett) “Oh!”
    – Well, you know what it is? They’re not propelling themselves, Link.
    They’re actually being moved by the… – …ocean currents. And, incidentally…
    – They’re sailors. …it taught us a lot about ocean
    currents. Well, us… – Personally.
    – …not me, personally, but us. – Like, it was a wake-up call for us…
    – Science people. – …when we heard about this.
    – Scientists learned a lot about… …ocean currents and how long it takes
    things to go places. And 2,000 of ’em are still out there rotating in a circle
    in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch… – …that huge trash patch out there.
    – Eugh! Thank you very much, people of the
    world. – Recycle, guys.
    – Please do. Forget 28,000 rubber duckies when you can
    have one eight-foot-tall Lego man. I don’t think that’s standard issue.
    I’ve been to the Lego store. – I’ve never seen that.
    – No. In 2007, a giant eight-foot-tall… …Lego man washed up on the shores of
    Zandvoort, Netherlands. – (Rhett) Oh, Zandvoort.
    – (Link) Look at this picture! (Link) I mean, this thing is huge!
    Since then, six more have washed up on shores all around the world,
    from England, including Florida… – …and Japan.
    – Have people reported these guys missing? – What’s going on?
    – (stammering) I thought Legoland might… …have been hit with a tidal wave
    or something. – That’s possibility.
    – But no, that is not what happened. What happened was it’s an art
    installation: a floating art installation from Ego Leonard. As you can see
    on the t-shirt, it says, “no real… – …than you are.”
    – Mm. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. (stammering) I don’t know. I think
    there’s a word missing. Did he not consult an English speaker
    before he made the t-shirt? – Because it’s a great idea.
    – It’s cool. Of course, setting eight-foot Lego men
    into the ocean to just potentially run into boats and be eaten by whales:
    great idea. But the part with the “no real than you are;” that’s the part
    I’m really questioning. Well, listen. This is what he said.
    He said, “You can find meaning in in the text ‘no real than you are’ by
    asking yourself, ‘is your presence in… – …this life as real as I am in yours?'”
    – Oh, okay. I get it. I have no further… – …questions.
    – ♪ (Ocean pollution is awesome) ♪ – Oh. Oh, Lego.
    – That was my… Lego Movie take. August 2007: a girl is walking — this is
    the beginning of a book. – (deep voice) A girl.
    – A girl is walking along the beach… …of Jedediah Island in British Columbia
    and she picks up a size-12 Adidas shoe. – Score! Free shoe! But wait, there’s more.
    – In the shoe? There’s actually a man’s foot — a human
    foot — inside of the shoe. And you may be like, “Well, what are the chances?”
    Well, the chances apparently are pretty high in the Pacific northwest, because
    2007, a shoe with a foot in it has been found almost every year. And a total of
    16 shoes with feet — with feet! — have been found. Now, a couple of things
    to note:… – Gross!
    – …most of them are runners. – Running shoes. And New Balance is the…
    – Okay. …most well represented brand. So we’re
    talking New Balance running shoes with… – …feet in them. Link, any theories?
    – Okay, um… Ironically, New Balance wearers are
    losing their balance while carrying knives, falling, chopping off their foot,
    and then just saying, “Oh, just throw… – …it in the ocean.”
    – You’re right! – That’s exactly what’s happening!
    – (laughing) No, actually, sadly, they have been able
    to trace these feet back to people. And almost all of these people were
    dealing with mental issues and probably… – …threw themselves off bridges.
    – After chopping their foot off? No. And what happens is once they fall
    into ocean, over time, the appendages come apart. And the feet eventually
    disarticulate. And they float because of the shoe, and the sock and the shoe
    protect the foot. – That’s the gory, scientific truth.
    – Fromt being eaten. – Ohhh. You know what?
    – Sorry. Sorry I mentioned that. – Let’s move away from —
    – You know what? What Link said. – That’s what happened.
    – And let’s move away from goryness… – …with this next one.
    – Okay. 2012, Gino Covacci was taking his
    morning barefoot stroll on Pompano Beach, Florida, when he noticed something
    weird in the sand: a huge eyeball… – …as big as a softball.
    – That’s fake. – Look at — no!
    – That’s from the Lego man. It is not fake. It is not from the Lego
    man. He walks up to it, and he does what any normal man named Gino would do.
    He kicks it. (laughing) He thought it
    was a soccer ball? I think he was making sure it wasn’t
    alive. I mean… – Okay.
    – …it’s pretty scary. And then he did… …the next thing that any man named Gino
    would do. He threw it in a plastic bag… – …took it home, and put it in his fridge.
    – To eat later? Was it like one… …big meatball? I’m trying to do the Gino
    thing. I don’t know what… – Desparate times. And he’s always…
    – We need some pasta. …carrying around plastic bags? I don;t
    know. He called the Florida Fish and… – …Wildlife Conservation Commission…
    – That’s a smart move. …so he has just conserving it. He posted
    it on the internet. The Internet goes… …crazy conjecturing about what this
    this is. So do you think it is the eye of a giant squid, a humongous sea turtle,
    or the remains of Mike Wazowski… – (laughing) I think he’s not dead.
    – …from Monsters, Inc.? – His legs and arms fell off.
    – He’s not dead. If he were dead, then I would think
    this is definitely Mike Wazowski. – What’s your guess?
    – Uh… a turtle’s eyes aren’t that big. It looks like a squid eye. I would say
    that it’s a squid eye. – Nope. Just a swordfish.
    – Oh. That’s so unin– I was expecting… – …some sort of monster.
    – Swordfish got big eyes. – Swordfish got REAL big eyes.
    – Swordfish got REAL big eyes. – Who would’ve thought?
    Swordfish eyes big. – They should be embarrassed.
    – They should, like, keep their eyes… …closed at all times and just
    sword around. They can’t. They don’t even have
    eyelids, Link. They can’t hide that — they’ve got that
    big, ol’ eye and they can’t even hide it. – They do have eyelids.
    – July 2008, Montauk, New York. Jenna Hewitt and three of her friends
    find something on the beach that would become an Internet sensation, and you
    probably have seen pictures of this. – (Link) Eugh!
    – (Rhett) Yes, this is the Montauk Monster. Now, there’s a lot of speculation as to
    what this might be, because it doesn’t look like any animal that anyone had
    ever seen. – Well, first of all, he looks so peaceful.
    – Well, ’cause he’s dead. – Don’t wake him.
    – He’s not sleeping, Link. I’m sorry to say that is a dead Montauk
    Monster. Now, this thing based up near Plum Island, which is home to an animal
    disease center. So there were all kinds of conspiracy theories about what might
    have happened, like a military experiment gone wrong. This thing
    actually made appearances — not like personally showed up and
    sat on a couch — but was featured on… – …Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura…
    – “Hello.” – …and Ancient Aliens.
    – Is it an ancient alien? It couldn’t be studied, because
    according to Jenna, the girl who… …found it, “some guy took it and put
    it in the woods in his backyard.” That’s a quote from Jenna. And she would
    not say who that guy is or where his… – …woods are. So I don’t know where…
    – Like in a bird fountain? …the thing ended up. So scientists,
    using only this picture, actually have been able to come to a pretty interesting
    conclusion about what it actually is. Turns out that it’s the blue guy from
    Thundercats. – (Rhett laughing) Look, look!
    – (Link laughing) He does look like it. (Rhett) That is uncanny! I’m sorry to
    say that’s not true. It’s probably… – …just a hairless raccoon.
    – (laughing) All right… – Disappointing.
    – …let’s stick with hairless. January 2012. The coast guard at Old
    Portsmouth, England got a phone call. – A large, wrinkly body washed…
    – Eugh! Masty! …up on shore. They do check this out,
    and it is not human. – Oh. Oh wow!
    – It’s alien. Okay, it was a custom-made, life-size
    replica of E.T., which is technically… – …an alien.
    – Technically. And wrinkly. – Definitely wrinkly.
    – Now, four months prior, this E.T…. …had been stolen from its home.
    it had been living with Margaret Wells. Here’s the picture of the two of them
    The E.T. is the one on the left. – (Rhett) Oh, yeah! They get along great.
    – I don’t know… why she would have this. (stammering) The bigger question is why
    would you discard this? – I mean, this is… (clears throat)
    – No, it was stolen. It was stolen… …from her house, along with jewelry
    and an iron. If it was stolen, if you stole this thing,
    why would you keep the iron and… – …throw this thing away?
    – Oh. (laughing) Did they take it on a cruise or something
    and got bored of it? (raspy voice) “Oh, get rid of the
    wrinkly feller. Throw him overboard.” – Oh, it’s pirate cruise.
    – “Keep the iron. Throw over the… – …wrinkly feller.”
    – Those are my favorite cruises. “Walk the plank.” She is quoted as
    saying, once the police returned E.T. to her, (high voice) “I always knew E.T.
    would come home.” – (laughing)
    – “He’s lost a finger, and looks a bit… …roughed up, but he has a smile on
    his face!” Uh, that doesn’t look like a smile to me.
    It looks like he was kind of traumatized… – …by the whole thing.
    – Good point. – He’s still dealing with it.
    – All right, leave a comment. Let us know what’s wash-wash-
    wash-washed up on your shores. – (through laughter) Wow.
    – (laughing) – You know what time it is.
    – I’m Tim. – And I’m Ali.
    – And I’m Chris. And we’re docked… – …off the coast of Catalina.
    – (all) And it’s time to spin… – …The Wheel of Mythically.
    – T-shirts we sell at… … are guaranteed
    to wash up on the beach… – Ooooh!
    – …if you put them in the ocean. Shirt overboard! Click through to Good
    Mythical more. We’re gonna play a video game. It’s the sensational,
    paint-blood-spilling game… – Oh, gosh.
    – …Nidhogg. – (Rhett) “Rhett & Link wear the same…
    – Jousting. – …dress to prom.”
    – Ah! You look fabulous. How am I gonna
    get in there with you? (crew offscreen laughing) – Well, you start from the bottom.
    – (crew offscreen laughing) – I don’t mean it like that.
    – (crew offscreen laughing) – Like Drake or somethin’?
    – No you gotta just… …stick your head in there. Join me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now lemme see
    if I can… – Mmkay?
    – …lemme see if I can… …lemme see if I can button it. This is gonna be awkward when
    Joey comes back. [Captioned by Kevin:
    GMM Captioning Team]

    Masha and The Bear – Song of Three wishes (Gone Fishing!)
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    Masha and The Bear – Song of Three wishes (Gone Fishing!)

    December 4, 2019

    When you hold this miracle in your hand Shining like the gold sun with the light Then this summer morning truly feels grand And you’re happy singing with delight. As the Golden Fish will make its tail swish All your fairytale dreams will come true. Just be nice and good and grant your friend’s wish Friends deserve the gift of magic too!

    Spinning Beach Ball of Death
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    Spinning Beach Ball of Death

    December 3, 2019

    ApplauseToday I’m going to talk about unexpected discoveries now, I work in solar technology industry and my small startup is looking to force ourselves into the environment by paying attention toSmall awkward laughpaying attention to.. crowdsourcing’s just a quick video of what we do.. huh.. hang on a moment.. it might take a moment to loadFunk error soundoh..Error sound Crowd laughsWe’ll justError soundwe can just skipError soundI’ll just skip through the video insteadSosumi error soundError soundsError soundsError soundsno…Error sounds & Crowd laughterWild Eep error soundA mix of error sounds and music playsMusicWha?..MusicMusic Fades OutThis is not…Error soundsOop.. okCrowd LaughterSolar technology is… oh.. thats all my time.. ok… Thank you very muchApplauseTED.comImprov Everywhere – Subtitles by Matthew McGeehan

    Game Grumps Animated – GHOST SHIP C’MON – by TopSpintheFuzzy
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    Game Grumps Animated – GHOST SHIP C’MON – by TopSpintheFuzzy

    December 1, 2019

    Finding my thing, hold on, stop– Dude, this is always 5 Rupees. Why do you do this? Because! I’m an ADVENTURER. [Dan laughs]
    Arin: Fuckin’ asshole. Okay. C’mon. There we go – wait stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! That’s a close one. [Dan yawns loudly] I DID it! I DID it! I DID it! – [sarcastically] Yeah!
    – Danny, I did it! Alright, TWENTY rupees. I did it. – [not excited] Here it comes.
    – 500 Rupees, here we go! – Oh, it’s fifty…
    – Fifty. I had 500 already. That is just great. – Anyway…
    [Dan starts laughing] – When you didn’t–
    – Look– OH SHIT! THERE IT IS! THERE’S THE FUCKING GHOST SHIP! – Oh fuck, is that what you were trying to–
    – That’s what I was waiting for, yeah! – AWESOME!
    – I did it in the first fucking– I was gonna play the song of passing, but… shit man, I gotta get there before sun comes. Quickly, BOAT! – [Dan giggles quietly]
    – Yeah, where the fuck is my fucking boat? You left him at the very, like, thick part of the croissant. What an asshole! Yeah, ghost ship! – What the balls?
    – What the — what the fuck? How do I– – Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a sec.
    – Yeah, how do you get in there? I’m confused. I’m confused t-[pukes over side of boat mid-sentence] -too. Do you have to play the song while you’re- -INSIDE the ship? That’s SPOOKY! Wh-what the fuck? How do I get the fuck in there? I dunno, just read the walkthrough that’s sitting right next to you. [mumbling] Dan, shut up! I’m not —
    [Both laugh] You don’t know that! You’re right, I stand corrected. Wait, do I NEED the — — I don’t need the chart, I just FOUND it! – It’s RIGHT HERE!
    – Yeah. The fucking ghost ship is RIGHT THE FUCK HERE! Go right into it. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Climb on! Climb on! Climb on! – Get on the ship!
    – Boy, that’s the weirdest! Maybe you have to swim into it. – No, it said the King of Red Lions.
    – Oh, okay. [reading walkthrough] “Sail right into the ship with the King of Red Lions, and automatically climb on board!” That’s fucking weird. Maybe that’s not the ghost ship. – The–
    – [Danny has a laughing fit after thinking about what he just said] [jokingly] I THINK I know my ghost ships when I see them, Daniel. Oh, dude, shit sucked balls! How do I…? – …Let me get out.
    – OK. Lemme see if I can swim into it. Wait, no, it’s gone. Well… – FUCKING GHOST SHIP!
    – [Dan laughs] What is your PROBLEM, man? I’m trying to get on you! You’re all dead and shit! It can’t – oh… FUCK THIS SHIT– Stop being so giggly, dude! You’re shit outta luck, bro. I’m a gigglin’ fool

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    December 1, 2019

    guys check this out we’re underneath the ship now oh there’s a lot of spiders in there guys I do not want to be under there looks like this is the way I’m gonna be going in it is it’s looking freaky and I gotta make sure I do not pop this boat hey what’s gonna pop it Jake family Papa Jake here and we are back with a brand-new video and guys if you are following along in our series things are getting intense okay we escaped from prison in our previous videos and made it to well as you can see in the background this abandoned pirate ship that’s right guys we found out that the person who locked us up the gamemaster is evil because of something that happened on this ship and we need to put a stop to this mystery if you guys don’t know the gamemaster has been hunting down and capturing youtubers and we were at the cusp of solving this mystery all right Papa Jake is going full Sherlock Holmes on this and we asked you guys in our last video do you want us to board the ship because I mean Logan is it’s a freaky pirate ship it is really freaky guys it’s abandoned too which makes it even freakier because there could be pirate ghosts but you guys absolutely like button and that is exactly why today we are gonna be boarding the abandoned pirate ship and searching for clues to put an end to the gamemaster in our last video we did have some weird like electromagnetic stuff happen to the drone that we are flying over it as you can see I don’t know what caused that but it makes me even more believe that this ship could be haunted and whatever is linking it to the gamemaster might be evil this is gonna be one of the most dangerous missions we have ever gone on but we’re bringing you guys along alright guys so check this out we’ve got two of our inflatables here that we’re gonna use to get across and over to the ship now if you guys remember in our drone footage there’s actually an opening that we found on the way far side of the abandoned pirate ship which means well we got a paddle all the way around and then hopefully we can figure out a way to get in like I said guys we need to be extremely careful this thing is not only falling apart so we got to be careful using gloves and long pants but it might be haunted so we got to keep that in mind Logan this make our paddles alright guys so we have our rafts and we have our paddles and we’re ready to go out to the ship let’s set out and sail over there I’ve got everything ready in mine so stay close and hopefully we don’t run into any issues but like I said guys this is gonna be pretty scary looking these are gonna work for us right dude I really hope so yeah be careful and don’t tip okay I’ll try my best I think I’m good uh Jake that doesn’t look too sturdy we’re not going too far I think I’ll get us there all right guys we’re making our way over to the ghost ship got our little dinghy here it’s a little hard to control definitely not as inflated as I would have wanted it to be as you guys can see it’s kind of buckling but like I said the ship isn’t too far away look at all this flow cause with all the seaweed here it makes it so creepy this is definitely a go ship so we got to get around to the other side and that’s where we’ll actually be able to get in okay guys so far so good dude check that out this thing is massive and guys as we get close to the water is actually changing color it’s like a darkish blue now I know if you guys can see that on the camera but that is really freaky Logan how you doing oh man hi we’ve got to get up and inside this thing guys and from the looks of it work it’s up there we’re down here let’s hope the other side is a lot better I mean on the drone it definitely look like there’s a spot to get up but from here this is gonna be difficulty all right let’s keep moving around the ship that way I think that’s our best bet to get inside guys the thing is huge when you get up close yeah guys check it out and it’s so rusted we got to be careful we don’t get too close to it because we do not want to pop this guys check this out we’re underneath the ship now oh there’s a lot of spiders in there guys I do not want to be under there we’re making our way around though to the other side we’re getting close to the entrance or slash where we think we’ll be able to enter so once we get over there we’ll update you guys but as you can see this thing is just absolutely massive look at all the places we could search in here there’s got to be some clues in here hi guys looks like this is the way I’m gonna be going in it is it’s looking freaky and I got to make sure I do not pop this boat on this rusty metal or else we’re gonna have a really bad day / no way to get off this thing so whoo that was a trip hi Jake this looks really freaky yeah man it’s it’s uh this is interesting all right get up you’re dead all right guys Logan’s getting up here nice there we go guys so far the mission is well 20% successful we’ve made it onto the boat now it’s time to start exploring but already guys this place is creepy not only the fact that it is an abandoned pirate ship but it is a dangerous hazard being on here and I also don’t know exactly where we can walk because there are holes all throughout here and I mean it’s rusted metal so parts of this could break at any time guys I’ve never seen so many spiders in my life yeah there’s a lot of weird stuff on this so let’s uh let’s start exploring into we can find whoa guys this is uh this is really freaky you do not want to fall down there that is a that is a dangerous place to fall down guys you have to be so careful there is a ton of random holes here look at this not somewhere you want to fall down so we’ve made it onto the ship it’s been quite the journey to get on here guys I can say I’m a little spooked to be honest with you I move at nighttime it’s a over the middle of the day but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this was once like a pirate ship in a way pretty cool but it doesn’t take away from the freaky factor dude look at this this is crazy spider webs guys this is really creepy I don’t know if you can see what’s back here guys but tell me if you can see anything behind that corner it looks like this ground is like not stable enough to actually go over there cuz the grounds moving beneath me but let me know what you uh let me know what you see and look at this dude there’s like a machine here guys I don’t know what this used to be but check this out this might be they’re gonna look stairwell or something but there’s like a gauge over there and there is a ton of bird’s nest and other nasty here this freaky man that’s it right now nothing too spooky is happening but this place is definitely really freaky freaking me out to being on here there’s like a weird feeling being on here especially knowing this was an old pirate ship you see anything Logan this looks like it was a staircase that went to the basement and now it’s full of water guys by the look of it it looks like there may have been a fire yeah you’re right guys there’s a lot of markings here that indicate that this could have been a fire I mean obviously the ships sunk but if you look around there’s a lot of charred wood here like look at this was definitely on fire I didn’t notice that until Logan pointed it out but even when I was looking in here guys look at the wood all down there that looks like that was on fire at one point perhaps there was more to this shipwreck maybe it wasn’t an accident maybe someone looked this ship on fire you got to be very careful when walking though guys the ground here is definitely not stable I’m trying to vlog as best I can but I also need to be very careful looks like this at one point look up even here guys look at this there’s another hole here that is freaky it would be awesome to go and explore down there but it is just too dangerous this is one of the most dangerous things we’ve ever done and I cannot stress it enough guys do not try this at home if you have an abandoned ship or even an abandoned building near you do not try it at home because it is dangerous and you could get extremely hurt okay whoa okay what’d you find it’s kind of weird but I found a lens cap to a camera what’s what some kind of camera lens dude that is weird I mean considering that this game masters after youtubers and we know he’s been trying to make his own youtube videos that makes this thing even weirder so as of right now what we do know is that the game master was turned evil after this ship will crashed or had a shipwreck and whatever happened on this pirate ship happened over 200 years ago which means either the game master is well a ghost or there’s something else to this story and I think Logan might be uncovering it with that camera cover let me know the comments down below guys what you think that could be from I’m also noticing here guys look it looks like this might have been like a kitchen or a room or something on the old pirate ship this is like tile for the floor it’s like nice tile it almost looks like it hasn’t been here for 200 years like this wipe all the dirt off and it’s fine but obviously the rest of the ship is burned you guys can see down there the water is actually really clear you can kinda get a good view of what it looks like it looks like down there there’s some more machinery oh dude I don’t know if you guys can see or if we can zoom in but there’s an actual door down there look at you see that yeah it’s like an old door an old window that is crazy if you notice anything or recognize anything from this pirate ship you know maybe an old weapon or something in the video let us know in the comments down below let us know what you guys see ok guys I’m gonna check out the front of the ship guys it’s really freaky the ship keeps making these like all rusty ship noises it’s really weird what I think I just saw something move in there no yes in the room we just came from it was like a figure so he was black all black like I don’t know like something like that something’s going on I saw something move did you get on can she get the footage oh keep filming that way something’s moving in there I wants to want to go back over there I’m freaking out guys let’s kind of avoid that section for now there’s a box it’s like a chest or a box of some sort walk through the chain yo check that out does it have anything on it you could have been left by the pirates I have no idea yo that is crazy okay we should definitely bring this with us this could have a ton of really important clues in it there it is the sound Jake I think I saw what you’re talking about something moved back there guys something’s there I don’t know it’s like a pirate ghost or or or some creepers following us but there is something that keeps making a noise and moving back there we’re trying to get it on camera but dude I almost want to go back that way I’m really freaked out right now look maybe we should get back on our boats and go back to shore right okay well we documented everything we could with this camera so we can review the footage when we can get home and also have you guys help us review the footage but on top of that we found this and whatever information on the gamemaster we can find has to be on this all right come on let’s get back in her ships and get home chiku is that from inside room inside something’s in there come on we gotta go gotta go all right guys we’re getting out of here we guys take what we have back and try and open this and figure out where it came from guys make sure this act I couldn’t hit the subscribe button we’re putting a stop to this mystery the game master Thomas from Papaji