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    ULTIMATE BOX FORT Vs THUNDERSTORM CHALLENGE “Will We Survive?”
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    ULTIMATE BOX FORT Vs THUNDERSTORM CHALLENGE “Will We Survive?”

    August 18, 2019


    and we’re live alright guys welcome it’s a dark cloudy rainy day and welcome check out the box for boys we got the litters box for art it was a lot litter until we get to bring it outside yo this was so K so guys mind that alright that’s that bad thinking down here it’s supposed to be like that it’s called a head stopper it was way later we made a video on this guy’s inside and we made the sickest box for but we decided alright we made that video what do we do now with the box for it it was thundering outside we’re like bro do you think we can survive in a box for outside and that’s exactly what we’re gonna do so why don’t you come into papa Jake’s crib I’ll show you around boys you know so check this out we got a full working box for it with everything that you’ll need y’all get in here boys I check this out this is a peephole right that goes outside I’ll show you guys what’s out there yeah see you can see people peeping in on us right over here we got advanced walling over here I know you like that Blasi blaze Emily Craig you guys all like that Kailyn Kailyn I know you like that too all right this is our is our commander hatch so this actually we have a little handle here you pull the commander hatch back and then you can pop outside and you’re like that it what’s up so this is where there we go and then so originally in the video that you guys will see on the channel it’s coming up on the channel very soon in that video we had a double layer so it was like a two layer box for it with another roof on top that didn’t work when we tried to transport it outside so now we just basically have like this kind of leftover which is fine you know it’s fine we’re gonna go back down though and we’re gonna get in here so guys what are we doing today you probably asked you like you’ll pop a Jake what’s going down in the box for right so I’m gonna close this up here hatch gets closed need a little extra hatch layer here you put that in that means it’s closed Rey okay all right Sam we got a flashlight so what we’re gonna I’m coming in yo check this out boys we don’t even have a regular door like most people most people would have a regular dory did I have a working doors or doors a sliding door check that out slides in like that we good boys so now that we’re in here we Jake they’re all asking where’s your milk come on look bro that look get me out while you were with that going out I’ve got I’ll give you milk bro oh okay you some new got me some milk in here knows the door again all right doors locked in we are officially locked in now this is also an anti raccoon door right we don’t want no raccoons going there lots of raccoons out here now we just make a fire in the center yeah wait but maybe we should like make a fire when it gets a little darker right when it gets like you know nighttime here we go hey Jake are you bleeding oh god what’s going down yo where’s the medical supply yes my room over here you stay over there bro I know this is my this is my right you’re right nuts are a little curtain Jake sleep in there fits our privacy curtain bro dude it’s super spacious though we work in a lock with the toilet I gotta take it down man y’all just gonna I’m just gonna be unfortunate dump corner don’t see this hole man you stick your wee-wee on if you captain can you go pee yeah that’s where you go pee if you guys if you guys need to go pee just in fabulous yo yo guys I want to know in the chat who wants to come chill in our box for tea you guys want to come chew on our box board let me know you guys are allowed in your but we’ve got a few things we got to survive we got to survive a raccoon attack we’ve got to survive a torrential downpour thunderstorm and we got to survive a hail of bullets which I don’t think I mean it’s pretty solid bro these are reinforced things here all right so this could this be our fire pit we’re taking the fire like this to light a fire in sidewalks I was about to say this is all flammable but like the box itself is flame there we go I don’t think it’s smart to make a fire huh gum tells stories around the campfire where we it’s not good fire bruh I was kind of saying this looks like a furnace sorry enough so it looks like a little furnace oh okay because way that’s fine brothers with the hatches for it oh no actually that’s like a nice sunroof that’s a really dope sunroom dude go check that out let me get our little fire I’m Ashley here guys if you if you like this if you like this concept or yes I want this to be a series I want it to do like a 24 hour guys I would love to do you guys want to do a 24 hour challenge hit that like button if we get like some insane amount of likes real I don’t do it guaranteed 24 hour challenging in the box down it would be such a crazy experience bro we’re having problems here we’re gonna die y’all so storms coming guys we need two things to survive the storm we need heat and we need protection now this box Ford has got optimal protection heat we’re gonna have to get from a fire but all we got is this and it’s not working I mean we don’t even have food we have no food dude we have to hunt man oh there we go there we go Shh shit it was kind of working as a fire until that happened alright we’ll get back to the fire food how do we get food I mean I could go hunting right or we need the animals come to us Logan here’s we’re gonna do man we’re gonna put a little cracky I don’t like this idea jiggle the mouse hole right there right we gonna put a little bit food see this just some leftover brownie treats right there right there and now when the mouse comes in here do to eat that you go up BAM you kill that mouse or we get hit with the Taser why do we only bring a Taser to light fire I don’t know man and we don’t even have like wood or anything but we have zero one cat only how corn ollie again I gotta move the crane alright I might go hunting Jake are you want to go hunting Brad might go hunting all right I’m gonna stay here with my fire okay oh it’s getting good man fires coming out all right Logan’s gonna go hunting guys we’re gonna stay in the box for we go chill this is our makeshift fire inside the box for it it’s not really working as you guys can see I mean I’ve been trying to turn it into fire Oh yellow guy would close my safety hatch alright bro I got Chum all right close that – all right safety hatch is closed thanks man hi Logan’s going out and hunting guys it’s actually pretty cold out here this is our fire here guys I know a lot you guys are saying Papa Jake why are you lighting the fire inside a box for it well I’m going to teach you guys a lesson fires never start when Papa Jake tries to light one so it doesn’t matter we gonna be good we gonna be good guys God say my name yo what’s up Ashley what is up Colin what is up chassis don’t get eaten girl I’m trying not to man yo guys who wants to sit through 24 hour challenge though I would be so down for a 24 hour challenge inside the box for it let’s go over here – lets get a little smoky over there alright there we go so we got we got the fire pit over there which is pretty nice the washroom is over here slash bathroom um that is our Sun roof slash like escape area that’s the front door the front door is a cool handle what video is this for yo so we made we made the sickest box Ford video guys this was not even what the full box for was like alright this was half of what the box for was like but we made it inside so we decided that we were going to do surviving a thunderstorm slash outside in the box for it with what we got left but the real legit box where we have a video coming yo cuz you know we got rain coming boys yo yo it’s gonna rain really hard bro yo exciting to rain really hard guys oh shit yep oh my god we’re with some flashlights oh fuck oh no are you everyone get your position she’s holding come on Big Bird oh crap get your IR we got we got some Rican going on in the roof uh we’ve got some leaking going on in the roof guys oh god oh god okay so the roof is currently leaking ah the front door is falling off oh my god oh my god I there’s some definitely some holes in the roof and there’s some holes coming through the sunroof but so far we’re doing okay here guys we’re doing okay as long as the storm doesn’t get worse we should be okay oh God get in the house bro I’m I’m I’m staying in your man we Holden in the box for Dawg yo this box for its good I yell with the toilet area perfectly dry if I had to take a like a poo right now perfectly dried y’all bro get in your man the thunders comes young God yo anything they always getting battle girls bro shut the front door with you I found some guys little get hunter for some food I got some food yo what no what kind of animals this dude dude it’s a celery y’all ways a celery stick bro I know you enjoyed it you clean you use it you you eat check this out metritis try some celery yes yo we got some live celery in the wild Roble Shh oh I’m so wet do this show so test are a breath my god sue Delaney ripping snow drippy bro I mean Rolla a little puddle here we should get like a drainage hole going all right there’s a little drainage hole here but wait there’s a dry spot over here I’m glad you liked the wash I’m gettin it washrooms how you drive all right okay so the yeah I mean I man like it’s holding up pretty good Oh a big league boys yeah all right you see like it’s go pretty well with it when it rains hard we got an issue and if it wait dude come in – I just realized bro what box what’s the best place to be in a thunderstorm because he doesn’t get electrocuted you’re ready it’s made on a cardboard car for is not electrocuted I’m gonna try this guys this is some wild celery you sent its yeah you know thank you a yam bow show he says Logan you look so good hey good thing wait okay what you know I think we got to fix this leak I’m soaked I’m in so qmi where’s the leak dude I’m getting so I see the leak I see Li i’ma try to patch it bro okay I’m gonna use some of the box for tape here we go gonna fix the leak yeah yeah I’m good so quick boys oh no whoa photo oh no kitty Roose holding we’re good okay all right slick see the reins a little bit calmer now we’re good Oh God so what bro where we got to start the fire man how are we inside I don’t I learnt the fire bro there’s nowhere to light the fire everything’s really really wet right now all right all right we gotta cook the celery then they don’t have to cook it manicou celery I mean you could try maybe it add some flavor let’s try cook the celery boys I’m gonna take a little bit of support so she crept along careful there’s a lot of the support holding the right yeah that’s like literally all we got guys we’re gonna cook this celery don’t cook the celery all right here you go it’s gillo little fire here a little bit please light I’m so cool okay okay I’m so glad so wet and cold and my jam come on light light light light light light light for the love of God light okay all right I think we’re good no no please I’m so hungry I’m so hungry right now we need this dude can I cook it on this for white why is it so hard to light stuff in a thunderstorm she’s probably wet it’s probably white man I mean it feels crying all right here we go here we go here we go come on baby come on baby come on baby coming late damn come on just like just light a little bit of eat man mr. celery don’t cook you out real nice all right this is one of box for ders tricks when you’re surviving in the wild you get some of this raw celery you get cooking over the fire just like this and then you got some hot coals here you see those red coals loggin those are nice and hot keep them nice and warm like that you’re gonna cook the celery get all the bacteria in the celery done there we go there we go just like that just like that guys I was looking pretty good man yeah man I think it’s time to eat oh yeah oh oh while showering a guy a man tastes like she’s a chicken oh good Oh play awesome bro yeah man I hate them don’t give me the gross end oh hey come here just cook – cook my cookie all right this will smoke your back for boys you know so wet dude it’s it’s so wet I just really wet here man we only got the cherry over here the find rot rest of the air you don’t wear my enemies man again so right off prepare for box for him bro oh that’s some good celery boys no good mouth put some good salary all right y’all I think I got the answer to our problems right here so ancient box for your trick missing paper like this this is called a it’s called a UH – remember the name here a Roman fire it looks like a Roman torch guys we out here just trying to survive try survive boys it’s like fallout in real life stay one again this is what it would be like you know it fallout literally happened in real life this would be us right now trying to light a fire in a really wet box fort all right guys everyone’s asking for it I think it’s time do like spike for like spinal boys let’s do a like spike in five four no I blew up the fire no oh yeah the likes might James oh we saw y’all got the lights I didn’t in five four three two one likes my smell like put down like one guys let’s go for 1,500 light oh we can do I know we can do it boys there we go there we go ahead do we go fire we go I don’t don’t know boy for another time – yo Shh when man created fire there we go let’s put in the fire pit guys where’s the box well fire pit row two is all we have right now man I just all we got Manuel dude huddle around the fire bro so cool oh that’s warm oh so warm melvoin’s making me dry bro oh it’s good oh that’s good we have some cellulose or celery up yeah I got some all right yeah let’s cook some more celery dude gotta gotta make sure we keep cooking the celery guys don’t know don’t know when we’re gonna get out of it this is raw wild celery all right do you want to cook this up there we go we got we had to gut it before you guys came with that – how long have we been in the box for it uh I’m counting a few days now boys few days just surviving out here you know it’s uh it’s hard maybe that’s nice that’s fresh celery right there check Chris penis oh it’s getting a little a little smoky in your would you put that down there you can see the smoke there we go yeah I mean that’s like oh we got another leak trying to rein more dude it’s starting to razor on the rain more bro it’s starting to rain a lot more bro oh you mean go kid you go inside and try to fix the patch up here on the try are you just fix the patch right yo certain illegal hot brah oh god oh god dude oh shit I am um ooh back boys I’m a little back it’s starting to really leave I don’t fix the badge bro oh it’s raining so hard yo Logan oh Jesus Joe it’s coming down bad boys it’s coming down really bad shit oh shit I love Bologna closed tomorrow oh god yo make sure the support beams are good support celery get over your celery or all I got you’re all I got you get up there we need you to plug that hole celery we need to plug that hole you get up there oh god oh god it’s getting really bad boys I’m starting to leak really bad all right the washrooms still dry oh my god yo yo oh no no no no we are water coming in over here we got water coming in over here guys the box port is the structural support the fire’s out Wow oh I got it all over yo the fire’s level here boys we got no fucking luck oh dude it’s getting bad man oh my god all the fires out guys the fire is completely out we’ll get out the fire is completely out Oh – yo it’s getting really bad at least we can’t get electrocuted guys get out of there leave y’all dude dude we can’t get electrocuted don’t worry guys don’t worry cuz we’re literally in cardboard all right we’re literally in cardboard cardboard does not get electrocuted I mean water does and there is a lot of water here so there’s technically technically yes the water could electrocute me but uh oh god yeah it’s really bad up there you’re a nice and surprised though other than this section like yo we need over here where you go to the bathroom boys you’re gonna go over the bathroom here all right all right over here boys y’all thank you so very much April for the $2 Yolo get the body of the water’s coming in so bad man no patch the front but the back to the top level up bro Oh God Oh God all right so over here we’re pretty dry man oh yo this is trying to poop go go this is starting to fall down dude Oh God throw the top of the Friday game in bro just goes getting really wet Oh get really bad boys and really bad oh come on get behind the privacy screen save me celery save yo celery you got a passel you look at how bad it’s raining out there boys look at how bad it’s raining out there holy oh my god uh-oh my little safer over here guys it’s a little safer over here I think we’re okay see over on this side so you know this wall is really dry here like this walls completely dry this roof is good this side of the place is good we are good over here like we’re chilling in the middle not so much boys like right here where we had our fire it’s just it’s completely soaked there’s nothing left here I’m thinking like maybe we can like I don’t even know like try and drain it somehow I don’t even have like a knife or anything I should have brought a survival knife I mean it’s getting so guys that I might be able I just turn my face around it’s camping so yeah it’s good sweat that I might be able to like make my own little drainage hole right here oh you want to try to do it right there it was perfect all right so now we got a little drainage hole right here guys this is a nice little drainage hole that’s good that’s good right there all right so if any water comes down in it’s going to go into the drainage hole bring it the celery around here like this that’s going to make sure that it doesn’t come over here so we’re gonna be good all right there we go so far guys it’s been raining now probably 20 minutes straight probably 20 minutes straight uh the only issue we’ve had right here is this all right this part right here is kind of coming down but honestly the supports have been pretty good supports have been pretty solid this is like our major support beam right here and it’s holding up like it’s dry we had 200 we had to take a little bit of that out too to light our fire fires out fires completely gone the front entrance yeah not too good put a blanket over it yo man we don’t have a blanket bro we don’t have a blanket what am i doing now I’m just surviving man out in a box for it in a thunderstorm bro thanks for coming thanks for joining me don’t die man I’m trying not to go look look you guys said like I wanna see my breath hold on do you see that I know if you both see that it’s like getting not cold guys it’s getting really cold out front entrance i’ma try and see if I can’t close this a little bit better we had it looking so good a couple of you guys are asking about the box for it and what it looked like before so we have a video going up on this guy’s we have a video going up on the box for that we made what’s this oh you brought me blue can scavenge for some food bro it’s all I could find I tried to get you milk you’ll continue finding got some monster so we got man okay hold on we gonna survive with some monster energy boy Tobin the rain don’t come back you know it’s uh it’s been like 20 minutes to kind of chill down a little bit you know we at one point I thought we gonna die at one point I thought we gonna die but now it’s uh it’s a bit better you know we got her we got our drainage hole over there that’s important that’s important and it over there and then we’re gonna have I don’t even know man I don’t even know Bogart Papa Jake shot me out get supplies bro we have some supplies we have a monster energy drink and we have some wild celery right there monster energy wild celery that’s all we got here boys and the wild celery was cooked now it’s not cooked so I’m gonna drink some monster make the for better dude you guys I’m not even kidding the fourth that we made again I’m gonna say it one more time guys I’m gonna say it one more time the fourth that we made you guys are gonna see it in the video but let me check on guys the fourth that we made today you guys are gonna see it in the video it was insane it was two layers double-decker I’m not gonna give away everything I’m not gonna give away everything but it might have had to do with nerf all right it might have been a really awesome nerf or that we had to survive in that is a video that’s coming out next week this is only because we’re done with the fort and we thought how strong did we actually make our fort this has been out in a thunderstorm we had a fire here alright we already had a battle there’s multiple holes in it the roofs caved in but she’s still going strong boys that is look at this that is how solid look at this this isn’t wet this is not wet that’s dry the only place water’s been getting in is through our people and we was not designed for water guys so she’s holding strong man alright we’re doing good I know right go hunting bro I think we need two guys I want to know who wants us to do like a version that’s where we survive for 24 hours guys who wants hold on I get the camera around I can’t get the camera on my phone so wet boys I can’t get the camera around boys my phone is so wet oh god oh god dude I can’t get I asked her this way guys who wants a 24 hour box fort challenge that’s what I want to know all right if you guys won oh shit started oh god oh my god oh it’s really bad oh it’s really really bad this time oh no no no no no she’s making a little bit more by getting our getting our hole here gettin over we know where to go now all right we got the drainage system going what I gotta finish the monster so we can use this all right oh dude it’s really bad all right i’ma put the monster here that’s gonna collect some of the rainwater we can use that to drink later all right we can use that to drink some rainwater later if it uh if it continues oh no no no it’s sorry this is starting to come down boys this is starting to coat it Oh God support me scratch yo y’all so major why no support beams crashing boys I hold on hold on I’m old I gotta fix the support beam guys I gotta fix the support beam oh no no no hold on hold on boys all right Ari’s catching a little bit of a lean-to yo it’s jumping down so hard I don’t know how it’s still sitting together man I don’t know how we’re still staying together bro well then I want to put my camera around so bad I want you guys to see me it’s so wet I can’t put the camera it’s raining so oh yo yo oh my god it’s raining so hard it is raining so hard now bro check that out do you guys see the old look at look at you see how hard it’s raining look at that it’s written all gone I will show you my almost ready might dress on one of the bots it’s raining so hard alright so this is the this is the major leakage spot right here imma get the UH I’m get the monster can there we go alright if anything we can actually save that and drink it later so we can actually save that and drink it later guys if it gets too wet oh Jesus where’s Logan he’s out hunting man he’s out hunting for more food he brought it’s a monster and we’re filling oh it’s alright people it’s already full of water Oh God get some leaves on top that’s probably a good idea man we’re gonna have to rethink some of the building process here yo it’s like it’s like starting to cave man yo check this out though see this part right here it’s very oh my god I keep zooming in hold on hold on I gotta zoom out man my phone is covered in water there we go alright so oh why I keep doing that bro my phone’s like broken man the water’s getting to it it’s no water keep zooming in okay we’re good alright guys see this part here so the rains coming in the fire is out fire is gone this is our drainage system here drainage systems kind of working okay I guess not not really doing too well we got the monster energy drink it’s filling up here with with some of the rainwater the actual tent itself is sort of caving in oh it’s getting harder man oh yo but check back here boys check back here I just chilling back here man it’s high and dry back here it’s high and dry back here we get we Gucci back here guys um Jake Boyle rainwater do I have to boil rainwater guys can I just drink it no it’s really fresh it’s like really fresh broke rainwater makes you sick right Oh God oh I know I just drank like hey laters huh I just drank a liter over your it’s raining so hard it’s raining so hard rough we gonna die we got it bye guys we’re gonna is it it’s a sip boys this is the end this is the end you go the back door fell way we break yo we gotta bring the back door in this extra support we gotta bring the back door and extra support here boys all right we gonna make an extra support beam so hold up the front we’re gonna hold up the front with the extra support the hold on boys we got this all right all right here we go oh no no no no it’s leaking hard guys it’s leaking hard oh god oh god oh it’s all over the place boys oh it’s all over the place oh mama let me the camera all right that’s the extra support beam guys everything is coming down everything is breaking right now I know I need some guidance guys I need some survival to get over here it’s starting to fall over here all right I mean we’re still okay over here guys we’re still okay over here but it’s still not off uh-uh-uh brother abandon Oh hold on hold on we got this bro yo the roof dude you know we gotta get out we gotta get out guys we gotta get out the only way it’s the only way I’ll hold it up we don’t get out together boys the roof is caved in the roof is caved in I repeat the roof is ki we goin out we go on so cold all right so we bust in the back door open ah oh it’s cardboard ah oh God oh shit Audrey oh no oh oh we get low we get low oh we get now it’s raining back

    Gasp! | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | Disney Shows
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    Gasp! | A Mickey Mouse Cartoon | Disney Shows

    August 18, 2019


    MICKEY: Oh. Here, boy.
    (WHISTLES) Come on, boy.
    Fetch. That’s my Gubbles. Okay, Gubbles, now sit. Roll over. Now catch your treat. (CLANGS) (STRAINING GRUNT) Hmm, looks like that little house is to small for my big fishy. (PANTING) Well, time to order you
    a bigger bowl. (MEOWS) (CLINKING) MAN ON PHONE:
    Fish Bowls Emporium. To continue in English,
    press one now. Gracias…
    (SPEAKING SPANISH) (BEEP) (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Please hold. (MUSIC PLAYING) Hmm? Cat! (SIGHS) And stay out! (GLASS SHATTERS) (GASPING) Gubbles!
    Water! Water! The kitchen.
    (SQUEALS) Hmm! Lousy landlord. Stay with me, pal.
    I’m comin’. I’m comin’. Water! No, that’s chicken. Water! Get me some water. (UTENSILS CLATTER) (WHIMPERING) (MOANING) (SCREAMS) (MOANS) (SCREAMS) Did you say
    something, Gubbles? Oh, Gubbles. No! (PUFFING) Speak to me, Gubbles. (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) The tub. You’re saved! (EXCLAIMS) Ah! (GRUNTING) (GROANS) (CAT YOWLS) Ow! (JITTERING) (SCREAMS) I got ya!
    (LAUGHS) (CATERWAULING) Gubbles. Sit. Now, roll over. (YOWLING) Now fetch your treat. Now sick ’em! (GROWLS) (SHRIEKS) (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) Good day, sir. Right, Gubbles? (GASPS) The tub. Ooh. The tub! (MUFFLED UNDERWATER)
    That’s my Gubbles. (CHUCKLES)

    DON’T GET CAUGHT BY EVIL SANTA! ROBLOX FLEE THE FACILITY!
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    DON’T GET CAUGHT BY EVIL SANTA! ROBLOX FLEE THE FACILITY!

    August 17, 2019


    Come on guys I think we escaped this way, let’s get out of here Maybe we could put these disguises on our heads, so he won’t see us come on guys. Let’s get out of here I’m gonna ride on Rudolph come on not suspicious presents. I don’t want to make anymore fidget spinners. where do you think your going STOP! It runs on Santa power you can’t ride a sleigh without Santa Can’t believe he trapped us in a facility we tried to escape on that sleigh ride But now we’re here and we need to hop all the doors so we can escape gonna keep us here for eternity You guys can’t escape you’ll be making fidget spinners forever Well you have to yeah go back to your work go back to your Come on. Come on wait was my work station in this a tube thingy. It says I’m Authorized entity because it’s your work space yeah, you guys have a little funny Draft go his trap to me. It’s awesome. Oh, Oh Thank you so much, okay, let’s get out of here, so we’re gonna Go have another computer Dracoclaus is still on the loose make sure to take check left and right okay open the door open the door Run run run run. Where are we in a conference room? Oh? It says next Santa project. It says he’s trying to make a new windows He’s trying to make a computer to take over the world girls come on come on after the window Make more toy Josh go make a fidget spinner, and you will make hatch animals for days Jong-kook laws. Why do we gotta make so much hatch symbols though. I thought the trend was over. I thought for them Not come on where are you? We can sneak in here Wait to use do something to my gold. Oh heck die hack that I’ll get lunar out. Let’s go back. Let’s go back And let’s hack this computer wait. Where’s Ellen Rambo Leave this place, okay Cass, no you have this day. Ho ho shit off Will cub you you wanna leave Rudolph. You don’t have Rudolph. You’re lying you robot get off track oh no No, I have rude are You why you why you throw out Where are you? What is the point of having a tiny hole they have you kept lunar turnaround we had escape we go we gotta find Uh the rest of the elves or they’re gonna die Actually, they’re fine, you know what rainbow keeps getting captured, so we’re just gonna leave from lunar ditched me, okay? She left me here in the garbage disposal, and I was drowning in the water. Well the rest of your life rainbow spinners in that pod Don’t know how to Guys guys come on you’re gonna disappoint all the Space part well my truck. Oh, don’t don’t don’t I have something I tell you I have a new invention It’s a new type of fidget spinner if you don’t okay, okay, so it’s like a type of fidget spinner Where you put it on your head, and you wear it? It looks like a propeller hat and it spins Haha Drock OH How does it feel ruined Christmas? Yeah, you’re ruining Christmas. You don’t want to make toys well I don’t want to make toys because I don’t want to make hatch two moles for one year, okay I just want to be a free elf I want to go in the city. Maybe get a little cabin have some eggnog You know I’m bad or not to have a cabin now just wait wait Hey Open the door open it where’d you go? Like not in a good way like this the bad way Gold we need a hack another computer. I don’t know where to go Why dragos she opened the gate like out hey, this is rude you can’t throw me on the Shelf out Do you know how to pull an elf? I’ll protect me. I don’t want to make more hatchimals go in I’ve been making fidget spinners for my whole life The doors gonna come back in here uh You know what gold I have ditched you this is survival of the fittest only one of us will live Survival of the alphys okay, go to where I go? What is A GU GU save goat is my job as an elf the protector no no no not this time She was trying to help you ding ding dong dong This is freedom, but you can wait let me choco, can you test a glitch can you just drag really? I can’t escape you just give it to me through the hole. There’s nothing here. It’s all fake My whole elf life, and you’re never going to escape Well you were just trolling me. Oh yes, you’re never gonna escape you guys That is what you get for cheating wait how did you get a scent outfit? Okay, that’s a good idea. I’ll rat Drago claws. We want to make an alliance with you Yeah, I’m not Drago cause I’m an elf You changed there’s no Santa Claus why you? Guys I’m 9 well, you’re actually nice, I’m peaceful I’m reformed wait why – Santa’s cow dragoo Claus aren’t you a little angry that gold is wearing a Santa costume? I’m an L. I don’t I don’t I don’t need a sidekick that is the boss and that’s why dad has to go down No no Santa It was a bad egg And you guys you friends with this fake Santa that you must be fake elves and you have to be Eliminated Jaco cannot be trusted you’re not allowed to work or escape this factory ok I see how this is gonna be a Danger hazard, I’m an elf anecca sue you for dangerous work. I don’t work here. You’re a fake-out You see someone oh wait, I mean I didn’t see nobody I Don’t know you were you just sitting there. I was like oh hey Yeah, you guys can see each other forever in that. I can’t see each other track. Oh, yeah, we let someone protect me What is wrong with you two go Jack oh You know what you guys don’t have to save me just I’m just pretending. Please come save me, okay. We’ll save you Drago Okay, you know I’m gonna go hack a computer first because that’s like Jackal jackal get those juice juice. I gotta I gotta save my friend No I mean jackal. How are you gonna? Have all your elves do midget spinners if we’re all frozen. Yeah drop fake elves You don’t work there. You could BAM you laughs what I’m going through though I’m going am I so slow. Yes, because you’re a player and I See someone fails a computer oh It’s a lunar Swan swing We have more computers left come on we have to hack these we need to Bells jingling No, I can’t wake up what a speech help me help me help Help me Jack Jack oh, please come on My gold iPhone into pod Hey Watch it. Let me go through the portal maze Whatever gonna get lost in here you get real confused Rach. Oh look at ice I don’t know. What’s the point of going through all of this just so for you to suffer Drago just for you to suffer chuckle chuckle chuckle stop What is the echo What did you literally capture everybody you froze all oh? You literally just rose gold you betrayed me you took the profits from the toys for yourself I can see it in your hammer and in your pocket. No this is from donating to flee the facility I got it Bitches Buddhist wait oh, thank you how am I supposed to make fidgets spinners if my fingers are gonna be frozen Run learner run like you’ve seen a cake in the snow for my oh I don’t know I’m an elf I don’t Open this loon. Are you captured no. No. Yeah, okay? Okay? I’m opening I’m opening with the hacking skills come on Why is this taking so long? Oh? My gosh my gosh come on I Don’t have a good feeling about this guy’s Rainbow are you hacking – yes? I am I am. I did. I already did two computers alright I feel like Luna is a bad spot right now loon. Are you still alive or you like? Honey Which one You can’t find All the toys we got to be safe, and we will escape through the mirrored thing if anything happens all right Oh the mirror thing. Oh, I mean No, don’t listen to what I’m saying yeah All I said like don’t listen to it the bye cruel Goodbye, cruel cookie less world the world is so cold without cookie oh, hey I’ll poop Luna, so tell me where leader is then I’ll spare your life at jacket She was behind you. Oh, she was behind you when we don’t drag me don’t take me don’t laugh. She wants to shoot No, seriously laugh. Go straight jacket. Go straight. No go straight down the hallway Jack go now take a right Take a right and then take a left She’s right there didn’t know where Hey what No Ah Fine okay, I’m assuming you won’t believe I should write down Hey Save yourself Luda Wake up I need to wake up wake up wake up hi Don’t put me beside Luna. This is just sad dude. This is all very cool Drac. Oh What’s the point Drago what’s up? Why why Jack? No you want out there goes Okay, you know I’m just gonna take one first. Yeah, I’m escaping Luna I Feel like I’m In blue Okay, we need a fine the last Computer, but I am shedding out of these doors. Okay. We’re not gonna leave it open so he could come in here and troll us does anyone know where the last computer is I don’t feel so say no I Don’t feel very safe, I know I know, okay, let’s go Drago just leave Luna alone, okay? No, you are not escaping again and selling these toys for extra money in your pocket Luna, I’m sorry I couldn’t get to you and Beaver are you excited for Christmas Jack? Oh? No You just you’re just a little elf Well, I must your pony. It’s just a 1/1 computer. I gotta play with the cookie now. I cannot find it. I’m This little elf I think I found it Hello Hello, it’s me It’s not I’m not looking for you a towel go away. Go away elf elf dell drac. Oh, please elf alpha Del junco yeah, I don’t want to sing a song with you stuff. I just want to escape the facility in a very quiet manner The time limit runs out this facility’s gonna go in lockdown Well I could do this I don’t care as long as I don’t get frozen and make biggest Fitness I Have a dog What’s your point I have a reindeer oh Yeah, Jocko your bad elf you’re making me taste the cockpit, and it doesn’t taste very nice well He’s putting me away Try let’s get some milk and cookies first No You’re not Santa only Santa gets milk and cookies You’re a suck-up dracco chuckle the elf we were just trying to escape the facility to never make fidget spinners again But I guess you’re gonna. Dude. You’re the party runner. You’re the sucker you’re a party pooper. Yeah party pooper tracker I hope you like being a party pooper pooping on people huh you enjoy Christmas movies forever Something has gone terribly wrong Gold’s elf went haywire She said she’s crazy I can hear her evil. She’s crazy um She wants to trap us all she’s on dracco clauses evil side and luckily this time Drago up, so I guess you follow the mentality if you can’t beat them join them Yep, that’s right. That’s not a good mentality there. Please please let me go go. Let me go Why? Totally We brought you into our team Drago elephant now you’re letting us out, what’s wrong with in the in the candy cane skittles room It’s it’s the honey cake skittles Jail. He’s Lions left prison. It’s left No, Oh Michael Michael, mud, don’t you loon? I can’t see anything Oh Hi day, and she keeps walking five Well just you know okay, she’s gone, she’s gone. I was hiding in the washroom stall now she’s gonna come back Hey, where are you guys can you uh? Oh? Oh? I just saw you come on. Hey God yes You bitch right? Okay? She’s gone. Okay, y’all betrayed us he We are in the cafeteria where we get a good stuff like cookies and mouths and sugar Oh spaghetti candy canes and crab cakes Yeah, why do I keep going in here this prison is looping us. Let’s get out of here Drago Don’t hide in the kitchen chill. She’s gonna come you cook. You don’t let her know we’re in the kitchen. Oh hey. Hey evil Gold Yes, can you turn the lights in the prison? It’s very dark. I can’t yeah Did you not pay your bills or something the point? Yeah, so did you not pay your bills? they like shut off the electricity nah the light hurts my house I see oh So like you’re like darkness or something bomb blast computer. I am hacking Oh My gosh buddy, you know it’s okay, I left the location. She is not near bus anymore Nice oh no there I’m getting out of here when I leave. I’m gonna go get me a nice. Uh a nice hot cocoa near the fireplace I’m moving now maverick catch. I swear the gingerbread house. Yeah, yeah Yeah, okay. Let’s go let’s go Come on Think of all the wonderful things we can have we can have popcorn candy pop coin Gold Stu hey hey, why are you being so savage junkie let me talk? And I will cope with that you know, yeah, sometimes people get really okay? Just want to talk to you, I swear if I open a door you can stick me right into that freezer right away But can you let me talk I’m a talker okay, okay? Gold. Why would you like dismiss this year? Except dragging me around on the floor that Samantha Jesus asked the questions funny. I Will listen to you what toy, would you like to me to make for the UH not You want you want a hoverboard Yeah, I want you to filled hundreds and hundreds of them with vinegar wheels what’s up. I don’t Okay fine. I’ll make whatever you say okay. I’ll make a fidget spinner have a voice That’s right Yes, Oh God any last words before I leave this issue what my gosh calm down girl Calm down I know I’m not leaving yet Well we hope you guys enjoyed that roblox video I’ll free the facility if you did make sure to smash the like button down below like like that like an elf Yes, I felt like an elf Yeah, Santa’s bad now like Alf we’re trying to reach 15,000 amazing likes for more flee the facility and you guys if you are new to the channel and love this video don’t forget to Subscribe we post videos every Single day, and it’s finally here my dream cabin. I’m going home guys go back. Yeah, we have cookies We have cookies and you guys thank you so much for watching, and we will see you all in the next video bye guys

    Dax Shepard Used Twitter to Rent a Pontoon Boat in Texas
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    Dax Shepard Used Twitter to Rent a Pontoon Boat in Texas

    August 17, 2019


    -You did a live podcast
    in Austin. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. -And you went down there
    with the family? Did the whole family go?
    -Yes. I love Austin. I think it’s my second favorite
    city in the country. Have you been down there?
    -It’s great. [ Cheers and applause ]
    -Yeah, oh, I love it. It’s liberal hillbillies.
    So it’s… -Yeah.
    -…a bull’s-eye for me. -It’s right up your alley.
    -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys in trucks,
    but they also want to get the emissions down
    on those trucks, you know? -Yeah.
    [ Laughter ] But we Airbnb’d a house on —
    on Lake Austin. And priority number one for me
    was a pontoon boat so we could go explore the lake. Well, they don’t rent
    pontoon boats there for any extended period of time. So I thought, “Well, a lot of
    people follow me on Twitter. I’ll just tweet,
    ‘Hey, does anyone got a pontoon boat
    they want to rent me? I’ll pay top dollar.
    Let’s party.'” I get a response.
    This guy goes, “Hey, man, I love taking care of
    people when they come to Austin. I’ll get you sorted.” And I’m like, “Oh, wow.”
    We exchange e-mails. -Great.
    -This is so exciting. We get down there.
    I start talking to the guy. “Yes, I’ll be over around noon.
    I pick up the boat at 8:00.” I’m like, “You pick up the boat
    at 8:00? From where?” Anyways, he comes over. I notice very quickly this is
    a brand-new pontoon boat. -Uh-huh.
    -It is three hours old. -Okay.
    -I start panicking, like, “Oh, no, what has
    this nice human being done? Have they gone and bought me
    a pontoon boat?” I just immediately was like —
    the ethics were real rough. -Yeah.
    -Because I realize I should have never
    put that out there to Twitter. Anyways, he gets there,
    and he says, “Yeah, you know, I was looking
    at my other boat today. Doesn’t run that well. Took it in to see
    what they’d give me for it. They traded me straight up
    for the pontoon. Now I got
    a brand new-pontoon boat. This is great.” Meanwhile, all the women there are so distracted
    by what a 10 this guy is. -Oh, he’s — Okay.
    -He’s gorgeous. [ Laughter ] He also brought a paddleboard to get himself
    back to his house. And all the women
    that were in our group stood on the dock and watched
    him paddle for 25 minutes. [ Light laughter ]
    Just staring. I Google the guy. Was so relieved. His name is Huston Street, and he was
    a professional baseball player. -Gotcha.
    -He’s loaded! Everything’s good! [ Laughter ]
    -Okay, good. -Yeah. I was real nervous
    someone, like, second-mortgaged to — to make Princess Anna
    happy on her vacation, but we’re all good.
    Everything’s good. He’s still enjoying the boat
    today. -Okay, good.
    -I watched his Instagram photos. -All right. Thank God.
    -Thank you, Huston. -Yes, bullet dodged.
    -Yeah. -And congrats on the show
    and the podcast. And thanks so much
    for being here. -Thank you.
    -It’s always great to see you. Dax Shepard, everybody.
    [ Cheers and applause ]

    Karate Prank NYC
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    Karate Prank NYC

    August 17, 2019


    – Uh! (motorcycle crumbling) – Whoa! (heavy metal music) ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ – Yo, you just bumped into me! What are you gonna do about it? You wanna make this an issue? You wanna start
    something, let’s go! (horn honking) – What are you talking about? – Let’s do it, let’s
    bang it out, c’mon! – Dude, you don’t
    wanna mess with me. – You know what actually,
    I do wanna mess with you. What do you wanna do?
    – Please, please don’t mess
    with me today man. – Oh, please don’t
    mess with you. You ain’t gonna do (beep). You ain’t gonna do
    nothing, nothing. Do something, let’s go. – Yah! (breaking glass and screaming) – [Woman] Oh my god. – [Man] Oh! (grunting) – Ooh! – [Woman] Oh my god. – [Bystander] Oh my god. – Oh, is that your bike? Nice bike. – Man, relax, I’m good. I’m good, man.
    – Very nice, bro. (loud grunting) (motorcycle collapsing) – Oh! (grunting) – Woo hoo hoo hoo! (powerful grunting) (nervous laughter) – [Female] Are you kidding? – [Bully] Don’t
    hurt my bike, dude. (grunting) (motorcycle collapsing) – Had enough? Yah! Yah! (nervous laughter) – Ah! Boom, boom, whoa! – I wouldn’t mess with him. I think you’re done, pal. – [Bystander] Oh my god. – You’re gonna be
    my karate teacher? – No. I’m gonna be your sensei. – You think I’m gonna let you fill these kids heads
    with that garbage? You’re nuts, man. – Hey sensei, is there
    any particular way you want me to
    wash these windows? – No, I don’t give a sh– ♪ Back in the game ♪ ♪ Breaking hearts again ♪ ♪ You better watch out ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m back in the game ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪

    Boarding Order – Key & Peele
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    Boarding Order – Key & Peele

    August 16, 2019


    – Good morning ladies and
    gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to
    begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class passengers only, please. Next, our business class
    passengers may now board. Okay now we would like
    to welcome our Regal Alliance Elite members. Regal Alliance Elite members. Okay now all passengers with children. Anyone with small children,
    you may board now. Okay we would like to continue boarding with uniformed military personnel. – What? Why can’t? This is, thank you for your service. Thank you so much for your
    service, God bless you. – Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Alright people in wheelchairs. Any priests, nuns, rabis, emoks. – What, why do they get special treatment? – Assalamualalaikum. – I’ve never. That’s typical. – Any old people in
    wheelchairs with babies. (baby crying) Any old religious people
    with military babies. – What’s a military? – Thank you for your service. Jason Schwartzman. Anyone with a blue
    suitcase you may now board. – Finally. – Nope, not you, sir. – Not me? This is a blue suitcase. – That’s a blue computer bag. – So you’re not gonna let me on then. Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn
    it, damn it, damn it! God damn it! – Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky. Drunk people. We will now be boarding any drunk people. Drunk people. – Nope, it’s my bag. Sir. It’s. – Oh. Hello? Oh, hey Christian. Yeah, totally. Well you have your favorites
    and I have my favorites. Okay. Call you later, chow, chow. Boarding group one. (dramatic music) – [Man] Jason Schwartzman! – [Man] Jason Schwartzman,
    pick up your hand. Trying to find you, Jason. Jason Schwartzman. – [Man] I got him! I got Schwartzman here! Everyone, Jason Schwartzman’s fine. (cheering) We got Jason Schwartzman,
    let’s rap it up people. – Boarding group one over here. Boarding group one.

    I Think I’ve Got This With Chip Chapley – Episode 1 “Fish Facts”
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    I Think I’ve Got This With Chip Chapley – Episode 1 “Fish Facts”

    August 16, 2019


    [Music] science history moustaches due to recent litigation I’ve been banned from the news that’s why I’m going to the Internet I’ll be answering your comments and questions here on I think I’ve got this with me chip chap Lee hello the Internet I’m chip chap Lee and I think I’ve got this tonight we begin with you your questions and me doing a pretty good job of answering them our first question is in the category of science subcategory fish Elroy Yanni asks if we can’t see the air does that mean fish can’t see the water to answer this question I’ve brought in world-renowned marine biologist dr. dad evolve Chernobyl Stan Thank You chip you see the fish doctor I hate to interrupt but I think I’ve got this you see a fish’s eyes are vestigial which means they don’t actually work they’re just for show and to keep people from freaking out when they talk to a fish um no most fish can see quite it’s like a dog’s tail or those nubbins on a giraffe’s head they don’t serve any purpose but if they weren’t there you’d be like oh sick gross get that giraffe out of my face on to our next question Elite replies asks why do dads leave their sons or daughters when they are little because this happened to me well elite replace your dad left for two very simple reasons one because as your name seems to imply you think yelling racial slurs while playing video games on YouTube is a viable career option and two because you never bothered to learn the difference between their there and their dumb dumb it’s your fault and you’re the reason daddy left next up potato King asks is the Illuminati real well no boo a biology question riri elder god of nerd asks where is peace toward the balls riri it’s stored in the balls well one of the balls the other one contains a viscous black ink that the man can eject towards predators when he feels threatened and our final question comes from someone whose screen name is George Sanderson which means his real name is probably weed boner make Hitler 420 and he asks mr. Chappel e if you eat yourself will you be twice as big or just disappear I think I’ve got this will you get twice as big or just disappear what happened you’d take a take a bite and that where’s that where’s that bite go ago yeah well then what happened oh god what happens where what happens you have to eat half of you what happens eat more than half it can you eat your own mouth Oh God leave your questions for the next episode of I think I’ve got this with chip chat lead in the comments below want more chip chapli I know I do click on these videos to watch me chip chapli in news to me with me chip Shepley yeah that’s me

    Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria
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    Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

    August 16, 2019


    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
    MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS
    WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING
    TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW
    BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S CALLED, VERY
    SIMPLE, “MARTHA STEWART’S GRILLING.”>>I’VE NEVER WRITTEN A GRILLING
    BOOK BEFORE.>>Stephen: WHY NOT? WELL, BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY
    LIKE TO GRILL, OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DIDN’T LIKE TO GRILL.>>Stephen: WHY DON’T YOU LIKE
    GRILLING?>>I DON’T LIKE SMOKE AND I
    DON’T LIKE THE GUYS WHO STAND OUT THERE PRESSING THE FOOD. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE?>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW. FINISH YOUR INSULTING
    DESCRIPTION AND I’LL TELL YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
    >>THEY’RE OUT THERE SQUEEZING OUT ALL THE JUICES OUT OF THE
    HAMBURGERS.>>Stephen: BUT IT’S A RITUAL. BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT
    TO IT.>>Stephen: NOT EVERYBODY DOES
    THAT.>>AND THEN THEY BURN
    EVERYTHING. THAT’S WHAT REALLY BOTHERED ME
    ABOUT GRILLING.>>Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
    BY “THEY”?>>THOSE GUYS.>>Stephen: YOU’RE LUMPING US
    ALL TOGETHER, MARTHA.>>SO I DECIDED TO WRITE A BOOK
    ABOUT GRILLING THE RIGHT WAY. I LIKE THE RIGHT WAY TO DO
    THINGS.>>Stephen: LET ME GUESS, THE
    RIGHT WAY TO DO THINGS IS YOUR WAY? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    ( LAUGHTER )>>COULD BE.>>Stephen: JUST A GUESS. THREE COURSES, A ROSEÉ SANGRIA,
    FISH TACOS WITH CABBAGE, AND GRILLED STONE FRUIT FOOL.>>YES, STONE FRUIT. SO SANGRIA, YOU HAVE TO START
    WITH A DRINK. IF YOU’RE GOING TO GRILL
    STANDING IN FRONT OF THE HOT FIRE, THOSE ARE FROZEN ROSEÉ WIN
    WITH SOMBERIES IN THEM.>>Stephen: FROZE BALLS. THAT’S WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU
    GRILL IN THE WINTER. ( LAUGHTER )
    >>THERE’S A NICE ROSEÉ IN HERE, ALREADY. AND LOOK AT ALL THE NICE FRUITS.>>Stephen: YOU PUT THAT IN
    FIRST?>>NO, YOU POUR THE SPARKLING
    WINE IN HERE.>>Stephen: OH, PUT THE —
    YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
    AND YOU HAVE LIMES AND BLOOD ORANGES AND YOU CAN DO BERRIES,
    RASPBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, BUT I LIKE THE BLOOD ORANGES AND THE
    COMBINATION OF THE SPARKLING WHITE WINE AND THE ROSEÉ.>>Stephen: THAT’S LOVELY. QUICK SIDE NOTE WHILE WE’RE
    POURING THIS, YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    IS THIS TRUE?>>UM —
    >>Stephen: YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR AMONG OTHER THINGS
    OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.>>I THOUGHT WE WERE GRILLING.>>Stephen: WE ARE. I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOUR
    WEEKEND WAS WHEN YOU FOUND OUT SOMEBODY ELSE WASN’T GOING TO GO
    TO JAIL FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.>>AS I SAID, I LIKE THIS KIND
    OF GRILLING A LOT BETTER THAN BACKYARD GRILLING, PERIOD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
    ( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: OH, THAT’S GOOD! O GOOD. I GAVE UP ALCOHOL FOR LENT.>>Stephen: OH, NO! ARE YOU CATHOLIC?>>YES, I’M LAPSED, BUT —
    >>Stephen: YOU’RE A LAPSED CATHOLIC? GOOD. THEN DRINK UP. ( LAUGHTER )
    >>I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK, BUT — SO LET’S GET TO THE FISH.>>Stephen: HOW DO WE DO THIS? I LIKE TO COOK WHOLE FISHES
    BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE FLAVOR.>>Stephen: AND YOU SEE THE
    HEAD AND YOU KNOW YOU’VE KILLED SOMETHING.>>YES, AND THE NICE TAIL AND —
    >>Stephen: SURE. DO TAKE OFF THE SCALES AND DO
    TAKE OFF ALL THE DORSAL FINS.>>Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. AND THIS, YOU CAN JUST SCORE
    SO IT COOKS FASTER AND HELPS COOK IT FASTER.>>Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW
    THIS, YOU’RE THE EXPERT.>>SO SCORE NICELY ON ONE SIDE.>>Stephen: OKAY. AND THEN THE RUB, HERE’S THE
    RUB. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE RUB.>>Stephen: WHAT’S IN THE RUB? CUMIN, OREGANO, CHILI POWDER
    AND SALT. MIX IT WITH A LITTLE VIRGIN
    OLIVE OIL.>>Stephen: OH, DAMN, GIRL… ( LAUGHTER )
    THAT IS REALLY GOOD.>>AND CILANTRO.>>Stephen: HOW EARLY IS TOO
    EARLY TO START GRILLING IN THE YEAR?>>NO, NO, REALLY, I JUST WENT
    TO A PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE GRILLED.>>Stephen: THIS? YES, RUB THAT ALL OVER.>>Stephen: THAT WAS ACTUALLY
    A TRICK QUESTION, IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO GRILL, BECAUSE EVEN
    IN THE DEAD OF WINTER, YOU ARE WITH THE HEAT SOURCE.>>THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.>>Stephen: YOU CAN JUST LEAN
    OVER THE BURGERS.>>SAVE THAT FOR THE OTHER SIDE.>>Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. YOU CAN DO THE HEAD, TOO.>>Stephen: WE’RE NOT EATING
    THE HEAD, ARE WE?>>CHEEKS ARE GOOD.>>Stephen: WHAT? THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS.>>Stephen: SEEMS LIKE A LOT
    OF WORK TO EAT A CHEEK. THERE YOU GO. DO I HAVE TO FLIP IT OVER?>>NO, THAT WILL GO ON THE
    GRILL. WE ALREADY HAVE ONE.>>Stephen: FANTASTIC. IT’S NICE. WE’VE SMELLED THE FISH COOKING
    THROUGH THE ENTIRE SHOW BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERELE.>>THE MINUTE I WALKED IN, I
    KNEW WE WERE HERE.>>Stephen: YOU KNOW ABOUT
    COOKING FISH IN THE WORKPLACE, RIGHT?>>OH, MY GOSH.>>Stephen: CAN I GRAB WITH MY
    HANDS?>>YES, TAKE A LITTLE PIECE. PERFECTLY COOKED.>>Stephen: AND PERFECT FOR
    LENT.>>IT IS. SO WE HAVE TACOS. WE PUT A LITTLE BIT OF CREMA ON
    HERE, PICKLED VEGETABLES. PUT HOT FISH ON THERE AND
    CABBAGE. THIS IS JUST SALTED CABBAGE. DO YOU LIKE CILANTRO?>>Stephen: FOR TV, YES. ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO MOVE ON
    HERE.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: WE’VE HAD OUR
    DRINK AND FISH TACO.>>AND THEN YOU GRILL FRUIT.>>Stephen: GRILL FRUIT? HOT FRUIT?>>I LOVE GRILLING FRUIT.>>Stephen: OKAY. YOU CAN BRUSH IT A LITTLE BIT
    OF MELTED BUTTER. BUT JUST GRILL THEM TILL THEY’RE
    ALL BEAUTIFULLY SOFT. HOW DOES IT TASTE? GOOD, RIGHT?>>Stephen: LIKE A FISH TACO. SO GOOD, SO DELICIOUS.>>CUT UP YOUR FRUIT.>>Stephen: OKAY. ONCE IT’S GRILLED.>>Stephen: WHAT’S A FOOL. A LAYERED DESSERT. IT’S SORT OF LIKE LEFTOVER STUFF
    AND YOU FOOL YOUR GUESTS THAT YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME MAKING
    SOMETHING.>>Stephen: OKAY. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. YOU WROTE 94. YOU CAN STOP AT 100. IT’S MARTHA STEWART, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

    Family Guy – Peter Goes Skydiving
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    Family Guy – Peter Goes Skydiving

    August 15, 2019


    Alright, we’re almost at our jumping altitude. Does anyone have any questions? Yeah, I got one, can I listen to my ipod on the way down? Of course, just as long as it’s not Tom Petty’s “Free Falling” I’ll just keep it in my pocket. Any other questions? Let’s do this! That wasn”t a question. Back of the line. Ok let’s do this! Hey! Whoa is that Harrison ford? Yeah it said in the brochure, that he assists with all the jumps. Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Oh look he even brought Calista flock-heart with him. Uh peter i think thats just a piece of paper, Good because she looked fat. Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Get off my plane! Oh right! yeah this is amazing! I know its unbelievable Hey guys! lets try to recreate this feeling for the rest of are lives with drugs! Well looks like its almost time for us to pull our cords. Wait wait guys how about this last one to open there chute gets 20$. Ok! im in Oh dammit! I’m dead already peter, your looking at a dead-man i might not even pull the cord at all. Holy crap! this is awsome! I haven’t felt a rush like this since i won that marathon I’m bob custus, here with boston marathon winner peter griffin. Peter how did you do it? I’ll tell you bob i just got in my car and drove it and when there was a guy in my way i killed him. Kids have you seen your father? Hello? Is dinner almost ready? Yes peter, god where are you. I can barely hear you. Pull back my chair ever so slightly. (sigh) daddy’s home. Alright it’s 4:59 just a few seconds. All the unreturned library books Will be officially late. The wieners was already drawled in the books when i got them. Lebra, a strange man will drop into your life. hi-seas be careful at work today. Go Go Go Go uragh! He so should of died, this is bullcrap! Stop smiling 90% of the people playing this are pooping. Hey lois when are you going to do the laundry? I got like 6 parachutes in there. Peter! those things are choking up the washing machine. Oh! so i got you a bad washing machine for Christmas? Little tip stewie love dies and that’s ok. I write down all his advice in a little notebook Yesterday’s one was I’ve never seen a pigeon die from eating food on the ground. So whats the big whoop? Peter the sky diving thing has got to stop you’ve destroyed half the neighborhood. I’m afraid your gonna really hurt yourself I’m sorry lois but skydiving is who i am now. It’s like they say. fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. And gay guys gotta criticize the host of the party behind his back. Oh my god look a bowl of MnM’s. What are we six? i know and remind me to get the recipe for those chopped up hotdogs. (laughter) Oh my god! josh this party is so amazing Everything is perfect we are having so much fun! Thanks! i so glad you guys could make it. Come on he saw us let’s go. First time? Yeah you? (laughter) No no not my first time Thanks for the lift gill, i think i will take the express down. (sigh) Just as gorgeous as ever. Actually puts me in the mind to write a spoken word poem. Am i falling or am i flying? am i living or am i dying? Oh great spirits free me from the bonds of gravity And criticism. Deliver me from my greatest enemy His name is peter More specifically peter shyness in public. Oh great spirit Why do i hold my self back in such situat- OH **** Ground! Dammit! The effiel tower? oh cool im in Paris! Hey look at that douchbag who got stabbed in the butt. uh crap im in Vegas.

    DONT DROP the Watermelon from 45FT onto the Mystery Pond Monster!!
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    DONT DROP the Watermelon from 45FT onto the Mystery Pond Monster!!

    August 15, 2019


    – Holy smokes, you guys
    are not gonna believe where we are right now, check this out! Whoa, Carter! What are you doing? – You better watch out, Carl. – [Carl] Oh my gosh,
    don’t run over the table! You’re gonna run over it right there! Oh, you’re gonna go right
    in the pond! Look out! Gage, look out! Get outta the way! Run away! Welcome home, you guys! You’re here on the Carl
    and Jinger family channel. We’re gonna do some awesome stuff today. We’re at the Sharer fam’s house and we’ve gotta giant crane, we’re gonna do giant Slip ‘N Slide stuff, and we’ve even, gonna be wakeboarding across their pond. Hopefully the pond monster doesn’t get us, we’re gonna have to be
    really careful guys. Because everyday’s a new day, let’s make it an awesome one. Carter, your Mom is out in the boat! – Yeah, what is she doin’? – I don’t know. Are you guys gonna be out there to try and catch the
    watermelon when we drop it? I’m like sweating so much right now. – It’s pretty scary up here, huh? (excited screaming) – Three, two, one, go! (upbeat music) (watermelon hitting the water) – [Crowd] Oh! – [Carl] What are we doin’, Carter? – Alright, Carl come on on. You gotta hop through the gate. – [Carl] Oh my gosh, are we
    getting up on this giant crane? – [Child] I wanna go! – [Carl] This is like
    a giant dinosaur arm. There’s only two people at a time. – [Child] Oh okay, okay. – [Carl] So you’re gonna
    have to wait your turn. Alright, here we go, what are we doin’? – So hop on, that’s step number one. – [Carl] Oh my gosh! Am I too big for this, Carter? – I think we’ll be alright. – [Carl] ‘Cause I gotta put
    this harness and everything on? – That’s next set, the next step. – Oh my gosh, we’re gonna have to put this harness on, you guys. I don’t know if it’s gonna be big enough. And then are we gonna go up in the air? – Yeah, so then the next step after you buckle up with the harness. We’re gonna go really high. – Oh my gosh. This is
    gonna be crazy, you guys! Smash that like button
    and give us good luck! Jinger, Steven, what are
    you guys doing over there? – We have a wakeboard wench. – [Carl] What the heck? You guys have a wakeboard wench? – Literally wakeboarding right now. – [Carl] Oh my gosh. Across the pond, this is gonna be crazy. – [Carter] So. – [Carl] Look at these controls, you guys. It looks like a spaceship or something. This is really awesome. How does it work, Carter? – [Carter] So, this is
    the joystick for driving. – [Carl] Okay. – [Carter] This is the
    joystick for one of the booms. – [Carl] Uh-huh. – And then these are all the
    different options through here, every switch does a different piece of hydraulic on the arm. – [Carl] Uh-huh. – And this thing, if
    you operate it correctly it can so high, you can
    go 60 feet in the air. – Oh my gosh! And Gage just ran back up to the house and we are going to
    drop a giant watermelon off this thing into the pond. ‘Kay, so this thing supposedly buckles through here across the chest. We’re gonna be really safe today ’cause we’re gonna go up like, really high in the air
    to drop this watermelon. – Yeah, it can go. You can go really high. – This is gonna be awesome, you guys. Oh! They’re doin’ test runs right now! Oh my gosh, this is gonna be awesome! That looks like the perfect watermelon. – I accidentally dropped it though. – [Carl] Oh, it’s fine. – Oh and now it looks really sad. – [Carl] Oh look, it’s got
    like a big frowny face. – But if you do it like
    that, then he’s happy. – [Carl] Oh yeah, he’s
    happy. He’ll be happy. – There you go, now he’s happy. – [Carl] Until he drops from like, 60 feet up off this crane into the pond. – Carl’s just goin’ ahead
    and strappin’ in this thing. And my question is that, Carter, do you have a certificate to operate this machinery? – A certificate or a license?
    – Of course I do. And if you don’t, don’t try this at home. (Jinger laughs) – We printed one off of
    the Wikipedia or somethin’. – I’m a trained professional when it comes to heavy
    machinery just like this. (Jinger laughs) – Right? – [Jinger] Of course you are, you look very legitimate with your straps and such. – I got the, it’s a harness. – [Jinger] How’s the harness goin’, Carl? You’re a different size than Carter. – The size is too small. (Jinger laughs) I’m like Quasimoto over here. – I think Liz was wearing
    this one first, so. – Oh my gosh. – We’re gonna have to loosen this one up, I got you. – In the meantime, me and
    Grace, and Stephen Sharer Grace is actually Stephen’s sister that just joined the Sharer fam which is totally awesome. Are setting up a giant
    wakeboarding Slip ‘N Slide across the pond. It’s gonna be epic! Gage, what do you think’s gonna happen? – I, I think that she’s gonna
    make it all the way across but I really hope she actually wipes out. (Jinger laughs) I think that’s gonna be really funny. – [Jinger] Wipe outs are funny,
    but we won’t tell her that. – Yeah, shh. Don’t tell her. – [Jinger] Stephen, what’s goin’ on? – So we got this share the
    love wakeboard wench goin’ on. Check this out. It’s a 13 horsepower engine. – [Jinger] Wow! – [Stephen] Connected to this rope. – [Jinger] Yeah. – And when you floor it, you
    go flyin’ across the pond. – [Jinger] That is so epic. Are we about ready to try it out? – It’s so much fun, yeah. Grace, you ready? – [Grace] Ready. – [Jinger] Here we go, you guys! Go, Grace, go! Everybody give Grace a countown, in three, two, one go! (high energy music) – Woo! (crowd cheering) – Yeah! That was so awesome! – Whoa! – She made it all the way across the pond on her first try! That was amazing! Grace, was that so awesome? – It was awesome, you
    have to give it a try! – [Jinger] Oh my gosh,
    I totally wanna try it. – Cleanin’ out the pond. – [Jinger] Whoa, I thought that was part of pond
    monster for a second. – Maybe it’s what he eats. – [Jinger} Ew. Oh I don’t know if I
    can swim in your pond. – Come on, your turn, you’re up next. – [Carl] Oh my gosh, look at this. Carter, your Mom is out in the boat. – Yeah, what is she doin’? – [Carl] I don’t know. Are you guys gonna be out
    there to try and catch the watermelon when we drop it? (faint yelling) Oh they’re gonna–
    – Is that a boat, or is that a swimming pool? – [Carl] I don’t know, it’s like a giant, inflatable swimming pool. – [Carter} Yeah. – [Carl] On the pond. – That is definitely a swimming pool inside of a swimming pool pond. – [Carl] Oh my gosh, you
    guys keep your eyes out on the pond. And tell us if you spot the pond monster. Or if you guys have seen it because Carter and Stephen
    have had some crazy stuff goin’ on. – We’ve seen some crazy stuff in there. – We’re not messing around
    when we say that, you guys. Here are some highlights
    from their channel. – [Carter] Do you see it, Liz? – [Liz] Yeah, it’s moving towards us. – [Carter] It’s still coming,
    it’s still coming, look. So let’s just keep an eye out, and maybe, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that the pond monster? Oh, what is that Sharers? There it is, do you all, it’s goin’ under, it’s going under. Oh, where is it going? Get this Sharers, look at this, ready? Zooming in, I don’t wanna get too close. But can you see him? He’s sitting right there. That’s his nostril and he’s, that’s his head. And his body is back
    underneath right there, do you see that? He’s just sitting there. Very still, very quiet. Okay, I’m gonna go around Sharers. I’m gonna try to be quiet. I’m gonna try to get a
    closer looka t this thing. I wanna show you what
    this thing looks like. Okay, okay. Okay, I’m zoomin’ in, hang on. There it is, I can see it. There he’s just sittin’ there, oh whoa! He’s under, okay, it is under. – See, we weren’t joking around but as crazy as that is, this is about to get really awesome ’cause we’re gonna lift this
    boom crane up in the air, and we’re gonna drop this watermelon and see if it bursts open, or how big of a splash it makes. Alright, Carter, I think we’re ready to fire this thing up are you? – Alright, yup. So the first thing, yhou gotta
    pull the big red button up. – [Carl] Okay. – [Carter] And then let
    it beep for a second. Then we’re gonna hit the
    start button right here. – [Carl] Okay. Oh yeah, totally turned on. It’s workin’. – Alright, and now we are gonna start movin’ up a little bit. – [Carl] Oh! We’re goin’ higher and higher! Look at this! – Swing it out. (carl yelling excitedly) – Hang on, I hope you got a handle. – We’re goin’ over the pond right now. You guys, this is insane. Here we go, we’re above the water now. We not that high up, so
    not too scary so far. But it feels weird bein’
    in this crane like this. I have never done this before, Oh! – Alright, I’m gonna
    push button number two. This is the main, this ones’s
    for the main boom right here. And you can see. – [Carl] Oh my gosh – [Carter] We’re goin’ up. – [Carl] We’re goin’ up, guys. Look at this, we’re
    getting higher and higher. Oh my gosh. Guys, this is crazy. (crane beeping) (upbeat music) Carter, how high up are
    we gonna go in this thing? – I’m not sure. – Oh my gosh. – We’ll see how high we can make it. We got all kinds of trees up here. – Tell me down in the
    comments below, you guys. Are you guys afraid of heights? Yes or no, afraid of heights? Tell me down in the comments below. – [Carter] Yeah, we’re really about to. – We’re getting really high up here. Oh, we’re starting to extend the boom! Look, it’s getting taller and taller. Oh my gosh, what if this
    thing tips over into the pond? What would happen? – Well, I guess we’d
    be like the watermelon, I don’t know. – [Carl] I know, long ways down, guys. Look at this, oh my gosh. Oh! Every time you engage those hydraulics it’s like, gets crazier
    and crazier up here. Everything is moving around a lot. What if you jump up and down right now? – I wouldn’t do it. – [Carl} Not Safe? – I wouldn’t do that. – We’re not gonna jump up and down. – You wanna stay nice and still. You ready for the real height now? We just got unfolded,
    now we’re gonna go up. – What? Okay, hang on. Okay, I’m ready. – Alright, I hope you
    gotta hand on the railing. – I got a, I do. Okay, I’ve got my hand
    on the safety bar here. Oh my gosh! – And we are off, we’re goin’ up! Look at the tree, we’re above the tree. – [Carl] Oh! We’re like almost taller than your house! Look at this place. You guys! I don’t even know what to say. We’re way up here and this is so crazy. – We’re way up here, we’re
    way over the water too. – And you can see through, and it’s a little bit unnerving the fact that it’s like a
    grate underneath your feet so you can all the way down. And you feel like, at any moment, like this railing could give way and you’d just fall over the side. Oh, now we’re rotating the bucket around. I want you to look at this, guys. I’m like, sweating so much right now. – It’s pretty scary up here, huh? – I don’t know if it’s
    ’cause how hot it is up here, or how unnerving this is
    but we’re way high up. Good thing we’re harnessed in. – [Carter] Alright, Carl,
    you got the watermelon? – I know. – [Carter] You’re like at
    the height of the house, and we’re downhill. – It’s already got a split in it and I wonder if this landed on the bottom, like face down if it would
    just explode everywhere. That would be nuts, right? – [Carter] Yeah, I bet it would. – Alright guys, we’re all set. We are way up in the air on this crane. We have the watermelon ready to go. Kyle and Luke are down there in the raft to give perspective of how high up we are. (cheering) And we’re all ready to go, you guys ready? (cheering) Alright you guys. Links are gonna be down in the description to everybody else’s
    channels who are here today. Go and check ’em out. In the meantime, let’s get a countdown in three, two, one go! (drum beats) Oh! (upbeat music) (crowd cheering) – [Carl] Where is it? – [Carter] I think it cracked open? – [Carl] Look, there’s water, oh! – [Carter] Wait. – [Carl] It totally busted up. – [Carter] There’s like so many pieces. – Oh my gosh, you guys that was crazy. Now I really don’t wanna
    fall off this thing. – [Carter] Yeah, I wonder
    if you would look like that. – I know, we should go back
    down and check out the damage. – [Jinger] Go and get
    some watermelon guys. – ‘Kay, guys, there’s
    the watermelon chunks. Kyle, you film it. – [Kyle] Okay! – [Carl] Are you guys
    recovering the watermelon? – [Kids] Yeah. – [Carl] Awesome, look at that. It’s totally busted up
    into a bunch of pieces. Oh gosh, we’re movin’ now. – Hang on, Carl, hang on. – [Carl] We’re hangin’ on tight. Oh, here we go. – [Luke] I got the watermelon. Guys, look at the watermelon. I got some. – [Kyle] Yeah, we got it. This is crazy. Let’s retrieve it and
    bring it back to shore. – You guys, don’t forget
    to turn on notifications so you can be part of
    our notification squad. You do that by ringing the bell, and make sure that you subscribe
    if you haven’t already. Thanks you guys, so much
    for hanging out with us. This has been so awesome. There’s plenty more to come. We’re gonna be here for a few
    days at the Sharer’s house. So you gotta check out
    everybody else’s channels, it’s gonna be amazing. Oh, wow, you can really
    see what happened now. We’re right down above the water. There is watermelon chunks everywhere. – [Kyle] Look, Dad. – [Carl] It totally burst open. – [Carter] Oh, look at that one. – [Carl] Oh my gosh, look at that. They’ve got a bunch of watermelon on the pontoon boat over there. Have you tried to taste it? – Uh uh, not now, let’s see. – [Carl] Oh my gosh, they’re
    gonna try a bite of it. Is it okay? – Yeah, it’s good. – [Carl] That’s so funny, these kids. Yeah, you better spit that out. Don’t eat that, that’s gross (laughs). Whoa, this whole thing drives? – Yeah it’s crazy. – [Carl] That is awesome. So we’re actually back
    above the ground now and completely safe. Oh my gosh, now Stephen Sharer
    and Jinger are over there and they’re making like mystery box, fort, slip-n-slides, is that
    what’s goin’ on over there? – I have no idea. – [Carl] I don’t know. And then we have this whole zipline thing across the pool with wakeboards. And they’re like crusing
    around in the pontoon boat. What a fun day. Guys that was so awesome. We just dropped a watermelon
    from like 60 feet up from a giant crane with Carter Sharer at the Sharer family house. There’s so much more cool stuff going on. We have giant Slip ‘N Slide. We’re gonna get towed across here. We’re gonna do all sorts
    of stuff and guess what, There’s other big youtuber coming too. We’ve got Papa Jake, we’ve Chad Wildclay, we got all sorts of cool people. We’re all coming here
    for a huge collaboration so make sure that yo subscribe and check ou tall these
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    and you like our friends, you’re gonna love these. So make sure and check ’em out. And we’ll see you gys next time. Bye! Keep an eye out for
    that pond monster, Kyle. Swim, Luke, swim! – [Carter] Swim! – [Carl] Be careful! Wow, look at that. Awesome.