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    How to Get a FREE Sailboat in Black Desert Online | Guide

    November 9, 2019


    Hey guys and welcome to my guide on how to
    get the Old Bartali Sailboat, a boat VERY similar to the Epheria Sailboat, for FREE,
    each week. To be able to claim your free sailboat each
    week you must first complete a very short questline that takes 5 minutes or less. To start this short questline you must be
    level 50 and then you can find the quest, Noisy Shore, in the suggested quests section
    of your black spirit while standing in the city Velia. Completing this questline will reward you
    with 735CP exp and one vell’s fine powder. After, you will be able to accept the quest,
    investigate vell’s realm, from your black spirit once again. This will bring you to Igor Bartali to claim
    your once a week, free Old Bartali Sailboat. From now on you will be claiming your sailboat
    straight from Igor, cutting out your black spirit as the middle man. Comparing the Old Bartali Sailboat to the
    Epheria Sailboat are a few differences that make this an amazing sailboat for anyone that
    hasn’t obtained an Epheria Sailboat yet, however, still gives the Epheria Sailboat
    a large enough advantage to still keep it worth working towards. Looking at those differences, we have the
    Old Bartali Sailboat with 1 million power, 700 thousand durability, 500 weight, 1 inventory
    slot, it cannot be repaired, and it cannot be equipped with boat equipment. The Epheria Sailboat has 1 million power,
    1 million durability, 5000 weight, 25 inventory slots, can be repaired indefinitely, and can
    be fully equipped with boat equipment. Remember, however, the Old Bartali Sailboat
    costs 5 minutes of your time versus the Epheria Sailboat on average taking over a month to
    craft or purchase through other means. You definitely still want to work towards
    an Epheria Sailboat but considering the time investment, Old Bartali Sailboat is the best
    option in the meantime. I hope you guys enjoyed this short guide.

    Raichak | Outdoor Games | Archery and Boating
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    Raichak | Outdoor Games | Archery and Boating

    November 7, 2019


    We have to show him this later What if he charge us? We will give him one slap if he charge us How much? 500 Oh..there..that’s a Zipline What? Is it? No..Can’t be.. Looks like it Oh..yes yes yes… It is… It is… That’s the Zipline You’ll hit the trees and die This is Zipline Yes.. I don’t want.. So Scary Too far You’ll hit the trees You’ll hit the trees straight This is the Zipline Has to be.. Albert, you go first Tell him it’s too far It’s ok It’s more fun when it’s far It has to be far Ok, Mommy you go first I’m standing right here, don’t shoot me Mommy, don’t shoot us It went till there That means I should go more closer You’ll need to pull harder, ok? What if this breaks? Pull more Huh? Pull some more More Almost.. Aim a little higher so it will land downward Yes Ok, Mommy, we are counting your scores ok? 2-0 now 2 more shots remaining You got it How many shots? Lower your hands No.. Keep this down, ok? Lift your elbow up more Lift this up Lower this more Told you to go more down All the shots are too high I think mommy will win this one Too high Lower your hands more Not even one ok? 4-0 You’re 4-0 Albert, let me see if I can pull this or not Mom, you’ll get your chance I just want to see if I’ll be able to pull this or not When you went to but Diana’s panty how did you pull it? This big you said Diana’s panty You’re trying Grandma Grandma play Grandma go! Just think you’re buying that Trying that right now Life this up Yes like this Pull more, Pull more Pull more Yes Release it Mom, you have to hit one at least Lift this little bit There’re mosquitoes here Mosquitoes around Don’t let them bite Don’t let mosquitoes bite Lift your hands a bit Is it enough? It’s not straight Got it? No I missed 4 missed right? 4 missed I feel bad for that guy We are shooting away and he has to go and pick the arrows up Who told him to work here? There’re mosquitoes around So good Bend your hands a bit ok? Albert is angry What’s the point? 4 right? Mine’s on the black, right? Right? Yes Albert, didn’t pull a lot Have to pull harder It’s shaking when you pull harder Right? You have to pull very hard that’s why Pull more, Pull more Got it There’s no points on the white Is it? No.. it’s 5 points Have to hold here right? Don’t touch this ok? Don’t touch this? Lift your elbow Little bit down Little bit more This guy must be very good at this Tell him to shoot one and show us I’ll tell him to shoot one and show us later Tell him to show us Right Albert? Tell him to show us how it’s done Too high It’s too high Told you it’s too high You have to lift your elbow and lower your front hand Is it? Yes Pull your elbow more Put your elbow up and front hand low Over? Yes, over Tell him to shoot and show us once You show us once You shoot once and show us Do we have to give him the coupons? No idea I don’t even know how to ride a bicycle You don’t have to do anything It’s not here From where? From parking? Have to go outside? No from here How to go from here? There’s a bridge Just go below the bridge We have to go from the building? No no from here He said from here You want to do boating? Yes we want to From here You told us have to go that side No the road is that side No we want to do boating What did you asked him? It’s very scary One person is extra right? So I won’t go, y’all go You go, I don’t want to go Who don’t want to go? Me 5 of us will go Only 4 can go Kid will sit in the middle It’s not allowed It won’t be balanced Why not? No no.. if it’s not allowed then we won’t go I don’t want to go I’m scared Come mom we will go together No I’m scared Nothing will happen You go with John You two go first One person has to go with mom Albert go with Grandma ok? What? No, I’m scared to go with Albert What’s there? I can sit with Angela Grandma go, Grandma go We have to come back here? Do we have to come back here? Yes So how do we balance it? I’ll tell you You first come I’m scared No need to be scared Take your phone Phone is there Take it Take it? You can keep it here, nothing will happen Hold it, don’t drop it Keep it here What if it falls? It won’t fall How do we turn? Use this handle to turn It’s opposite directions You turn here it will go the other direction I don’t know anything You just peddle Mommy knows it How far can we go? Wherever there’s water Let’s go, we will go together Yeah both of you also go What about you, AhQ? You both go first You can also sit here right? No I can’t It’s only for 2 persons It only has 2 persons capacity There’s water inside No, it’s rain water Do you know how to control? Opposite Papa Opposite directions You control it Where is that guy? He’s gone home He’s coming, he’s coming Wait a second What about me? I’m holding it Papa… ***BEEP*** Albert, wait a second You have to get off first, he’s holding it, it’s ok It’s so scary Look at my parking It’s so hot Let’s ask him where are the other games What else are there? That one Archery is done, boating is done what else are there? From there? After that? What’s after that? What’s after that? River crossing River crossing, where is it? You’ll have to hang upside down and cross the river There’s a rope there You’ll have to hang upside down and cross Upside down? Oh yeah yeah..there’s the river crossing You saw? Rope Everything’s in here Yes, everything’s in here inside here You have to hang upside down and cross Yes That’s called River crossing That’s called River crossing Just tie a rope and cross the river Who wants to go for this Zipline? I don’t want You don’t want to go? Why? It will hit the trees I’m worried I’ll be too heavy for this I don’t think so.. What if the rope snaps? There’s no water below What if you hit the ground? If there’s water and anything goes wrong then you’ll fall in the water, but this is solid ground you’ll end up on the ground if you fall You don’t even know how to swim what’s the use of water? So we are not going for it ? Y’all go have a try If we are not trying this that means we are not trying that also right? River crossing is also the same What is that? how do we try that? Hang upside down Someone went to try the Zipline Let’s watch He’s waiting for us, he thinks we want to try that No, that kid went to try it Yeah, lets watch him first That means it’s manually controlled by them, you won’t be able to slide that far and hit the trees Not sure That kid went to try it Let’s see how it’s done Its too hot Tomorrow our legs will hurt for sure Feeling hot? Yes Look at me Look at me, I’m fully wet Even I’m fully wet, look You’re also wet I didn’t bring my handkerchief Let’s not try that Which one? I can’t even stand thinking of those ropes tying around you tightly and I’m always so full of sweat There’s one rope goes under here What if he did not tie it properly it will end up in here Again talking disgusting things It will block your breathing No in the mouth it’s even better At least we can breathe from the nose I think we’re done This one, that one and what else? Watch that kid

    World’s Stinkiest Fish Challenge – Eating Surstromming with Rebecca Zamolo
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    World’s Stinkiest Fish Challenge – Eating Surstromming with Rebecca Zamolo

    November 4, 2019


    – [Bailey] We are going
    to attempt to survive it. (disgusted yelling) It’s like not getting better. This smell is not going away. (upbeat music) – Hey guys, it’s Brooklyn and Bailey and we have a special guest with us today. It’s Rebecca Zamolo. – Oh yeah, just wanted to be a triplet. – You know it. I mean, we look alike, right? – Yeah, we, yeah. – So I’m sure you guys
    recognize her from musical.ly and her new YouTube channel. If you’re not subscribed to her channel definitely go do that right
    this second by clicking the information button right over here, or the link in the description box below. – We filmed a crazy slime
    video on her channel so you guys definitely need to click that information button. Subscribe to her. Watch that video. Watch all of her other videos. – That slime video was crazy. – Yeah, it was the slime olympics. (yelling) – My slime worked. (yelling) (slow motion yelling) – It’s like in my hair. (squeals) – I had to change my entire outfit. – I had like chunks of green in my hair. – My hair’s wet, it’s in the back. We got the slime out thanks to … Paisley.
    – Water. Paisley washed her hair. – So yeah, we’re kind of messy with slime. – But now I bet all of ya’ll are wondering what we are doing
    – Why are we filming? – For this video. – We have discovered the
    world’s smelliest fish. And it’s in this can, and it’s
    called Oskar’s Surstromming. This fish was what the
    Vikings carried on their ship. – They could only fish
    for it for a couple months of the year, and then
    they would just leave it on their ships and it would ferment. Now it ferments for like
    six months of the year. I guess they put it in
    some sort of liquid thing. Something about lactic acid. Something something makes it stink and get to the point of where it is almost rotting, but it’s
    right underneath rotting. So that you can still eat it somehow. – I bet you guys are really confused. Like what, why are you telling us this information about this fish? Well there was a viral video
    recently where this guy and his family opened
    it up and all of them instantly were barfing and gagging. Apparently it’s the
    world’s smelliest fish. We are going to attempt to survive it. If we do survive the smell
    and manage to get a piece of the fish in our mouth,
    the reward is ice cream, which is not that great. – I don’t know if it’s worth it or if I’m gonna wanna even eat the ice cream after all of this. – This can, if you look at
    it, it’s like expanding. – It’s already bulging. – It’s like bubbling with gasses.
    – This is the gasses that are going to come
    out and go into our noses. – That is six months of gasses
    and fermentation in there. The loser, if you do not
    eat a piece of this fish … – Has to jump into the pool.
    – Yes. – Which none of us wanna do because we’re all done up. – As if the scent of the
    fish is not punishment enough we are inflicting more pain.
    – We are going to jump into the pool. I literally, a grown man
    was gagging and barfing just by barely opening this can. So we are about to venture
    into the world of nasty smells. – We have two other
    guests that are gonna be in this video with us. – Oh. – They’ll appear when we start it. So let’s get on to the video. I can’t do it.
    – I’m so nervous right now. – I’m sweating.
    – I’m literally gonna cry. – Okay. – So it’s basically
    like a can of tuna fish. – We know the first cut
    it makes a (whoosh). – Watch it, watch it. You have to watch it. – No, I can’t. Oh my gosh I can’t.
    – I’m so nervous. – I’m gonna throw up on … (whoosh) (screaming) – It squirted on you! No! (rewinding squeak) (slow motion yelling) – I can’t! (gagging) – Oh it smells so bad. – I haven’t smelled it yet. There it is. Oh my gosh. (angelic singing) – You can smell it in your lungs. – I don’t wanna go in the pool but I don’t know if I can do this. – Oh my god! No. Why is there so much juices coming out? – I just keep thinking
    you’ll get to a point and it’s gonna be okay
    and you’ll get used to it and you don’t. You don’t at all. I’m gonna … I have this bag, you guys. I’m just going like this. If you see me go, it’s
    because I’m throwing up. – We’re almost there. We’re almost there, guys. No, no, no. (squealing) Oh I saw it! I just saw it! (gagging) – Oh no. – We need to look at this together. – No! (screaming and gagging) – It’s like not getting better. This smell is not going away. Your plate, your room is, no, no, no. – I’m just putting out portions. It’s bad. It is bad. – Does this fish have like a spine? – It looks like it. – Oh god. – Oh it’s …
    – The dogs are like, yeah. – How are you not dying? – It’s bad. – I dare you to eat it, Matt. – Okay, I’m going in. – You’re supposed to get used
    to the smell in 60 seconds. – Matt. – No Matt. – I can’t do it. (gagging) – Get the trashcan, go. – It smells like throw up
    already, that’s the problem. (coughing) – You know Matt, this
    looked bad in the video but it didn’t, it’s worse in real life. – It looks worse in real life. – 20 million times times worse. – If you eat this I am
    incredibly impressed by you. – Do you just stick it in your mouth? (screaming and gagging) – No! (gagging) – It’s slimy, it’s slimy. I can’t, I can’t. – What do you have to do? – You have to put it in your mouth. – I don’t wanna do any of this. I just don’t wanna jump in a pool. – It smells like a muffled baby diaper. – If you take like short
    – It does, actually. – Small breaths it’s easier to … – Matt you’re doing it? – Oh my gosh. – Matt. – No Matt, you have a sensitive stomach. – Someone’s gotta do it. – [Bailey] It’s yummy, delicious bacon. – No, no!
    – It’s so bad. – You have to swallow? – [Matt] I’m gonna swallow it. – No then you’re setting
    the expectation wrong. – Brooklyn do not throw up on me. Where’s the trash can? Give her the trash can. – It’s shiny. – Here’s our trash can in case … – Wait, what is this? It’s like a bone. – It’s just what it is. – Okay, I just threw up a little. That’s disgusting. And I hate throwing up. (gagging) – [Matt] It gets worse. Okay, here we go. – Three, two, one. Go. (dramatic music) (screaming) – No! – You have to … (gagging) – It’s so salty. It’s so salty. – Oh my gosh. – It wasn’t bad, I just got scared. Oh, now it’s bad. – Oh god. – I feel like … – Oh my gosh! He’s throwing up. – I’m just gonna taste it. – [Matt] Oh god. (gagging) – What is that? Why is it? I think I found the egg. – It tastes like really salty pickles. – [Bailey] Do you see that? That is not edible. – I just legit threw up and
    I don’t like throwing up. – Your eyes are red. Were you crying? – I just threw up. That’s how much I hate this. – Cheers, guys. – I can’t do it. I’m not gonna be able to do it. – Cheers.
    – Cheers. – Three, two
    – This is to five. – No wait, wait. I can’t do it. – You need to get some meat on there. – I have a bone on mine. Three, two, one. (gagging) – That was five though. That was five. (gagging) – This is so sad. This challenge just went and got so sad. – Hey Brooklyn. – The twins are throwing up. – Oh no. – It’s burning my tongue. – That was not okay. – But guess what? We don’t have to go in the pool. – [Matt] You can swallow. Oh, no. I tried to swallow, it wasn’t working. – I feel so … (gagging) I feel so devastated. I don’t know what the word is, just sad. I would like to see some
    other YouTubers out there try and do the Brooklyn and Bailey smelliest fish in the world challenge. – We should challenge. Okay, let’s do five shout outs. Let’s do Carina. – Yes, Carina. Darcy I know you got this. – I know you can do this. Collinski. – I’m so sorry. – Casey and Casey. The Merrill twins. – She just threw up. She actually just threw up. – Who’s our fifth? Who’s the fifth? – Who’s the fifth one? Bretaytay. – You got this bretaley. – People the smell is coming your way. – It’s so bad. – Guys this room will never
    be the same, you guys. (gagging) I’m very sorry. – Brooklyn’s done over there. – This is so bad. (ragtime music) (gags) – Actually doesn’t smell that bad. It looks grosser than I thought. It’s not that bad, actually. I think I got eggs in that one. (gagging from viewers) They’re like popping every time I chew. What’s the big deal? – Thank you guys so much
    for watching this video. It so like, reeks in here.
    – It’s so bad. – Make sure you guys subscribe to the people’s channels that are in here. We’ve got Kamri Noel, Rebecca Zamolo, and then Matt Slays. The links to their channels will be in the description box below. I don’t know how I’m talking right now because it literally smells so bad. – On the plus side you can always prank your friends with this. Get it, open it up, leave
    it somewhere, you know. Someone maybe you don’t like. Someone who was kind of mean to you. Maybe your mom didn’t let
    you go out one weekend. There you go. Also, you guys, give
    this video a thumbs up because we all ate it. So if you were proud of us for eating this like just do it. – Don’t remind me. – Just thumbs it up. – To subscribe to Rebecca’s channel click the button right over here. And to watch the video we did
    with Rebecca on her channel click the box right here. – Slime olympics. We don’t eat the slime like this. We don’t eat it, though.
    – We don’t eat it. Brooklyn, how you doing? Not good. She’s not doing so hot. We love you all and
    we’ll see you next week. – Bye.

    U-Boat Simulator Lesson : Sink a Big Merchant
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    U-Boat Simulator Lesson : Sink a Big Merchant

    November 4, 2019


    I go to the surface (Depth=0) to be able to use the radar, the instrument with the larger range Two allied warships have reported their position with the Radio I increase the game speed and I wait for other ships New merchant ship detected by radar, I don’t know yet if allied, enemy or neutral I select it to see its information I go to the South at full speed to intercept it An other merchant ship detected by radar I select it to see its information I slightly change my route I activate the window of the torpedoes, to bring up the guidelines I approach, I have to match the third circle with the line of the ship I control better the speed of the ship and the position of its circles The ship is slow, it is better to use the first circle because we will be closer. I have to first understand if it is enemy, then launch the torpedoes ! Well, now I wait It is very close, better go down to periscope to not be seen I’m waiting for my first circle coincides with the first circle of the ship WARNING : the ship is black, it is neutral, I must not sink it ! I will go to the second ship, I hope it is enemy I go up to the surface, to go faster The ship is slow, I’ll use the first circle I go down to periscope to not be seen WELL, it is red, it is enemy ! It is inside my visual range I go a bit back to matching the first circles Just a few seconds to launch ! The ship is big, I will launch the torpedoes of the 4 frontal tubes HIT AND SUNK !!!

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    NFL Most Savage Celebrations

    October 7, 2019


    Again Seahawks playing without Sidney Rice who introduced me in the first half Wilson on the fake going downfield for Golden Tate great in the air It’s Tate who took it from Jenkins taunting on his way to the endzone Flag is down as he scores the touchdown Janoris Jenkins can’t believe that he didn’t intercept that pass it’s a great play by Tate, but just finish the play get on with the game To deep zone and tate releases to the outside of Jenoris Jenkins who has great ball skills dismiss judgment I Have no idea what Golden Tate is doing there obviously there’s been conversation going on throughout the night an 80 yard score the Taunting flag will not erase the score unsportsmanlike toss on offense number 81 Will be a 15-yard final enforced on the kickoff the rankings are not inside field goal range for Mortin anderson moss, Randy Moss is in For a touchdown And Randy Moss without even really big That is a Disgusting act by Randy Moss, and it’s unfortunate that we had that on our air live that is disgusting by Randy Moss Jacobs is the tailback Jacobs gets it and scores touchdown Giants Jakob’s fires the football into the play clock as the Giants now jump out in front Garcia off the plate back rolling right has the touchdown Terrell Owens Right to the center of the stadium right to the Dallas Cowboys logo he looks skyward through the opening of the roof Spellman I think was how they got there run defense Touchdown Owens again. Heading for midfield There he goes, and he’s there’s going to be a penalty on George T. Because he’s going to clock him Now teams going to be kicked out of the game Owens in motion and once again Roman What a great route There’s his popcorn from the 9 yard line first down Vick back to pass and that is caught by Jackson along the sideline and Jackson down the middle of the field Being chased inside the 20 inside the 10 into the end zone backwards for the touchdown Wow The Washington Redskins will tell you that there was no way to catch him once he gets out there Scandrick the last guy with a chance. You know it’s an interesting call because they had to rule that he had crossed that line Before he fell in you’re always allowed to dive into the end zone right so unless his foot hit that ground I don’t know that that should have been excessive celebration you’re allowed To dive into the end zone Scores a touchdown against, Minnesota Something to do with the Vikings party on two boats on Lake Minnetonka bow down his head The dance of Ray Lewis oh boy Spiller is a setback Short set Fitzpatrick fires touchdown Johnson over at the middle and he beat her well Revis. He continues to go at Revis That’s a five-yard touchdown play It was a kind of joke in other words you were making fun of the situation. I mean, what was now just Having fun. I say just having fun and Part of having fun. End up being at a penalty and now for the Jays Staff installers has complete the Golden Tate. There was a first down and dives to the episode for a wives touchdown As hell brings Miles Austin tight to the formation Not gettin away from Kerrigan and Ryan brings him down for the sacks at a loss of eight and They give Manziel t Menzel treatment with the hand gestures

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    SSENMODNAR DELUXE – 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL

    September 27, 2019


    Disclaimer: contains strong language and may induce IQ loss. (SM69 INTRO) *upbeat music plays* Wahoo! WAHOOOO!!! Yes! Yeah!! WaHAHAHAHA YEAH! O SHET, WE’RE F****D *PARTY* *A F**K TONS OF MEMES* MARIO! Mario: MYESSSSSSSSS? It is time! *Dramatic sound effect* 2SECURE4ME HOLY SHIT Dude, so, are you ready for Ssenmodnar Deluxe Edition? Ready? Ready doesn’t even Ready doesn’t even FUCKING Ready doesn’t even FUCKING DESCRIBE IT! *High five* Yeeaaaaaah! SMG4 and Mario: Jesus fucking get that shit in Fucking shit That’s so fucking GET IN! (How not to put a dvd in) *Computer trips on acid* *Dramatic music with screaming* *Screaming intensifies* *Transition music* *Music starts* ♪ FUCK DA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND ♪ -Yeeaah boiiiiiiiiiiii *Explosion* *Congratulatory Mario 64 music* Wa! Hoo hoo! Yahoo! *More congratulatory Mario 64 music* *Music continues but with falling noise* *Upbeat music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Splat* What? *”We No Speak Americano” in the background* ♪ WoUldN’t it be nice if we were older? ♪ ♪ And wouldn’t have to wait so long. ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t it be nice to live together? ♪ (ded) *Classic music* Mario: Hey fellas! Knock off all that high society crap and play some of this. One! Two! Three! Four! ♪ I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
    I PLAY POKEMON GO! ♪ *Toad becomes triggered from the song* *abandon thread* (Video) Mister… What in the *bleep* are you watching?! Fifty Shades of Grey! HOW DARE YOU WATCH THAT WITHOUT ME!!! (Other guy) SORRY!!! *Intense music* Ha ha! So long gay Bowser! Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhh! Mario: hey stinky! *Mario gibberish* ♪ Why the fuck you lying♪ ♪Wow♪ ♪ Why you always lying ♪ ♪Hey♪ ♪ Hhnnn…oh my god ♪ ♪ Stop fuckin’ lying! ♪ *Kick sound* AAHHH!! Hi there, my name is Toad Toadelstien, and I’m going to teach you how to successfully pick up women. Wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup *screaming* GREAT! *Supa sexy music* Ooh oohhhh eeahhh yeaaah ohh… Toadette: Hey daddy! Sweet merciful crap! Just gimme, like, 5 more minutes, man! C’mon! WAT Uhhhh, I can explain! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪
    Toadette: Gross! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ Toadette: I hate porn! ♪ Grab your dick and double-click for ♪ ♪ porn porn porn ♪ Hello? Hey what’s up? I need your help, can you c’mere? Uh, I can’t, I’m buying clothes. Alright, well, hurry up and come over here. I can’t find ’em. Whaddaya mean ya can’t find ’em? I can’t find them. There’s only soup. What do you mean there’s only soup? It means there’s only soup! Well then get outta the soup aisle! Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *Goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup! What do you mean there’s more soup? There’s just more soup! Go into the next aisle! There’s still soup! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! I’m at the soup store! WhY aRe YoU bUyInG cLoThEs aT tHe SoUp StOrE?!?!? FAK YOU!!! *Music* Okie dokie. WTF IS THAT!? YEEEA D’OH UH UH UH UH UH Mamma-f***er! (Frustrated) EEUUUHH! GLOOP GLOOP BLOO OOWOWOWO Hmmm? Waaaaa! RAAAARRRRGGHHHH Yaay yaaaaay OHHHHHHHHH *Roided Mario* Wahoo! Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Coming up on the left you can be able to see.. OH FAK die *Explosion* *Epic music* Whale Ship: *monsterous roar* get in MAH BELLEH! COME ON! GO GO GO!! Get to da choppa! Steve: I’m a helicopter! ♪ FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HERE ♪ *Surgeon Simulator music with Birdo screaming in pain* *dying noises* Yeeaah, well that’s disgustin. Hmmmmm… I Got It! Take-a That! Yummy! *With check/bell noise* Okie dokie-Fine! ♪ Theee kneebone’s connected to the…something… …the something’s connected to the…red thing… …the red thing’s connected to my PINGAS ♪ *bone crack sound* Oh shit! (ded) Enough is enough! I have had it with
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    VY QWAINT LEAVES SPY NINJAS SAFE HOUSE! Fails Lie Detector Test Challenge Proving She’s a Hacker!
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    VY QWAINT LEAVES SPY NINJAS SAFE HOUSE! Fails Lie Detector Test Challenge Proving She’s a Hacker!

    September 22, 2019


    What’s up Spy Ninjas! We just unmasked a Project Zorgo hacker and it turned out to be Vy! All the signs point to that Vy Qwaint is working with Project Zorgo. So we’ve got her hooked
    up to a lie detector test. We’ve got the lie detector expert Daniel, we’ve got Regina–
    That’s right. Behind the camera.
    It’s me! And we’ve got Vy, who
    if she lies three times, she loses the lie detector test. And what does that mean Vy? I’m kicked out of the Spy Ninjas! So don’t lie. This is probably the most
    important lie detector test we’ve ever done, I had to make
    sure the readings are 100%. Sensors to the brain Daniel,
    we’ve never done this before! He’s gonna give us a true reading. It might be possible that
    our own Spy Ninja has been working with our biggest enemy! You guys are making a huge mistake! We’re almost ready, I need
    one more thing though. Okay, what should be the
    first question that we ask Vy? Huh, whoa!
    Whoa! Let’s do it. Lie detector Daniel right here. Vy’s laughing because she
    thinks this is some sort of joke but this is super serious. It’s kinda cute, Daniel thinks he’s like a
    really good lie detector. He is, she’s doubting your skills Daniel, she’s trying to throw you off your game. She said cute, you’re free to go Vy. Just kidding, of course not. I’ll take the camera. We were just at PZ9’s training facility. I unmasked hacker, and the hacker was you! Vy we were trying to
    help you find your phone, we were on your side, and
    the next thing you know, you’re a hacker! Why were you dressed up as a hacker? There were like 30 hackers
    at the training facility. We were completely outnumbered! They had a better chance
    of finding my phone. That’s why I wore the hacker mask and the hacker outfits so
    I could find it quicker. Let’s see here, and the
    test is looking like. You’re telling the truth Vy. Ooooh.
    Yes, I’m telling the truth. That just means you
    have more confidence in Project Zorgo than the Spy Ninjas! You gotta have confidence in us! I do but it was taking too long! Next question, Vy, remember
    when Justin was here, there was a group of
    hackers getting together. You were one of those
    hackers, look at this video right here! Tell us who this is right here. Yeah.
    That one right (ding)
    there. Look at those (ding) pants, look at those (ding) shoes, and look
    at that (ding) ring! Who is that hacker? That hacker was me. (gasp) Is she telling the truth? I don’t know if I wanna know the truth. The machine says… (intense music) True. (gasps) This is the second time we
    caught you as a hacker now. – [Regina] Behind our backs! There is a reason, you guys
    just have to trust me, you– Yeah, yeah we’ll trust you once you answer all these questions. Vy since that you admit that is you, why were you standing there? What was the mission for that day? We had to figure out who PZ9 was, and that’s what I’m doing. – [Chad] Is she telling the truth Daniel? Wait a minute, what? The machine says it’s half true. What does that mean Daniel? There most be something more. What are you not telling us? I answered the question. There’s something else
    you’re hiding I think. You know what Vy (sigh),
    right now we’ll just count that half true as a truth but if you do that again, I’m
    just gonna count it as a lie. Full truth only. How long have you been
    a Project Zorgo member? Our whole lives, since we were married? Justin did marry us after all, and he had some involvement with Project Zorgo. I’m glad you acknowledge
    that your life started when you married me. (dramatic music) That’s not the point Vy! Quit changing the subject. The answer is, three months. Daniel.
    Oh my gosh. I don’t know that sounds suspicious. Look at that reading, the heart rate. You can see that, right Chad?
    Yeah. But I think. It’s the truth! It says true.
    You think? Daniel you need to be sure! Were you moving your temples? No, no, what?! She was moving her finger a little bit. It does say 98% true. But still Vy, for three
    months you never told us. Why would you not tell us? There’s a reason why
    I can’t tell you guys! Ugh, just next question!
    Tell us Vy! Vy. Hey, hey!
    Whoooa, she’s– She did that on purpose!
    No, am I– She removed her temple! I have to when I talk, my temples move! – [Chad] Mmm. Mmm, I don’t know. Why did you join Project Zorgo? Just tell us why! Gosh darn it. You guys I can’t tell you, you– (gasps) Daniel, maybe you gotta upgrade
    your equipment, it’s just not working properly.
    No. I can’t tell you guys that. It’s not the right time;
    you guys have to trust me. When is the right time, Vy, never? If you don’t give us an
    answer, that’s a lie! Are you sure you don’t wanna tell us? Three lies and you’re out
    Vy, you really wanna do this? (intense music) Yes, I’m sure, I-I-I can’t, I can’t do it. – [Chad] Lie number one, okay, let’s go. We gotta go. Okay what– What is up with her? I can’t believe she didn’t tell us what the true answer was. We’re like a family here, we can’t keep secrets from each other! And I can’t believe
    she won’t even tell me, her husband, she’s been
    doing this for three months and she hasn’t even
    told me this whole time. I definitely don’t wanna kick
    her out of the Spy Ninjas, she better not lie again. Two more lies, we have
    to kick her out because being a Spy Ninja means
    honesty, loyalty, and bravery. If you’re not honest,
    you can’t be a Spy Ninja! So she’s gotta keep telling the truth. Next question Vy. Whoa, wait a minute, I just
    realized, I was undercover as a Project Zorgo
    member a few months back! Were we both working with
    Project Zorgo, together?! And remember when they
    gave you the exit ceremony? That was like, one or
    two months ago Daniel. They made you eat dog food. Was that your idea? (Regina gasps) You planned out all those
    horrible things to happen to me! Tell us the truth Vy. I was there, I was hiding in the box! She was there! (claps) I was hiding in the box, there’s proof! On my vlog channel! You were probably sitting
    there laughing at me. I was trying to help you, it
    would have been a lot worse if I didn’t help you. They would’ve given you worms. Is Vy telling the truth Daniel? Looks like… (intense music) It’s true, thank goodness. I got the next question. You were the only one that
    has ever snuck into the Project Zorgo basement. You know the one with the
    black walls where they did the exit ceremonies, why is that? Regina, do you not watch my vlog? I do, I do, everyday! Let me see your phone Regina,
    you’re not subscribed! Sorry, subscribe again! Oh, okay, here’s what you do. You go underneath this video,
    hit the subscribe button, make it turn gray, make sure the bell symbol is ringing also, here. Oh. Now that you guys are all
    subscribed, how I got into the basement, is that I followed PZ2! And he went under that
    little tunnel thing that only little tiny people can
    fit, and that’s how I get in! It’s almost as if you told Project Zorgo, “Make the entrances small
    so we can’t follow you.” What are you talking about?! How do you think I have
    that kind of control over Project Zorgo? – [Chad] Is she telling the truth? (intense music) It looks like she’s telling the truth. We’ve got some juicier questions coming. You remember that video we
    made where we were trying to open that unbreakable
    box filled with $10 000? I came home the other day
    and you know what I found? This!
    (Regina gasps) And it’s empty! Do you know what happened to the $10 000? – [Regina] She’s struggling
    guys, look at her. Her heart rate’s increasing. She’s getting all sweaty. (groans) (intense music) I took it outta there. (gasps) Wait.
    You took the $10 000?! She lying, she telling the truth? Let’s see let’s just see.
    Oh dear, ah. It’s true!
    Oh no. How could you do that? Why would you steal from the Spy Ninjas? There’s a good reason for this. I can’t tell you guys! The next question is, why did you steal it Vy? Uh. – [Regina] Oh my gosh. Tell the truth. (intense music) You’ve already told one
    lie by not answering. I can’t tell you guys that! You have to!
    Vy. If you don’t tell us, that’s
    gonna count as another lie Vy, that’s gonna be two lies! You guys know I am very logical. I wouldn’t do anything crazy. We didn’t know that you
    were with Project Zorgo. Joining Project Zorgo is not very logical. Ooooh.
    And taking money! – [Regina] Ooooh!. And not answering the question! – [Regina] Ooooh! And not telling us everything. – [Regina] Ooh. Ugh, you guys, just trust me on this! I can’t tell you guys right
    now, but there’s a good reason for this, you guys gotta trust me! Vy, you got three seconds
    to tell us, otherwise it counts as another lie. Three. – [Chad & Daniel] Two, one. (intense music) Ugh, Vy! That’s a lie! That’s lie number two! Oh my gosh.
    I can’t do it! You’re one lie away before being kicked out of the Spy Ninjas. We don’t wanna kick you out of the Spy Ninjas, okay?
    No. We want you to be with
    the Spy Ninjas forever! Just tell the truth from now on okay? Please, we need you. I can’t do this.
    Be on our side. Give me the camera. What would she still the $10 000 for? I don’t think she’s in any
    debt, she doesn’t owe anybody any money, I have no idea! Wait, how much are Teslas? She wants a new Tesla right? Ever since Joseph Banks transformed out into Delorean.
    That’s true! You can’t get a new
    Tesla for $10 000 though so I don’t think that’s it. Maybe she’s planning my birthday! Could be. Uh, no your birthday
    already passed, I think. That’s true, it was in March. I knew that. She’s definitely up to
    something, let’s just keep asking more questions, she’s
    one away from being kicked out. I really hope she doesn’t lie anymore, I don’t wanna kick her out. Have you been working
    for PZ9 this whole time? Did you give PZ9 your
    phone, was this all a trick? You left it in the house on “purpose”. How could I have left it on purpose? Chad was the one that put it up there. Yeah but you were pretending
    your phone didn’t get any signal, and you were like, “Chad, put it up some more high.” You tricked me into putting it up there. Great impression Chad, yeah. You know Chad, Daniel
    was the one who was like, “We need more signal” and why
    would I want work with PZ9? (rock music)
    He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, I can’t stand him! He’s egotistical, he’s loud,
    did I say that already? He thinks he’s the best fighter, he sucks! He calls me a spicy senorita, I don’t even like this guy!
    Okay, okay okay okay! Okay? So you’re saying, you didn’t put the phone there on purpose. No. – [Chad and Regina] What does it say? Only one way to find out. (intense music) Vy, oh, oh. You’re telling the truth. Oh. You’re telling the truth.
    Okay. Wait, Daniel, why did you hesitate? Is this whole entire thing even necessary if Daniel is not even sure about his readings right now? Just, I never seen
    somebody so nervous before. The readings! I’m not nervous!
    I feel the sweat. I don’t sweat! – [Chad] Your lie detector
    test is falling apart! I don’t even know if
    it’s working right now. Maybe that’s what it is! You need to keep your head still okay? I think you’re moving it on
    purpose to get false readings! Yeah. You’re hiding something. (tapping) Next question.
    (phone rings) Regina, your phone’s ringing. – [Regina] Who is it? It’s Vy calling! – [Regina] Vy? How are you calling Regina right now? I don’t know, who has my phone? PZ9 has–
    PZ9! He’s calling you Regina, using Vy’s phone! Answer it! (beep)
    PZ9, what’s up? Just checking in on my
    least favorite Spy Ninjas! Where’s my phone PZ9? Give me back my phone!
    Hold on, hold on. What’s that dumb looking
    thing on your head Vy? It’s a lie detector test PZ9. Oooh, looks like someone
    lost their Spy Ninja trust! Thanks for letting us know about Vy. You’re oh-so-welcome Daniel. Hold that note out Daniel. Did you just thank PZ9?
    Yeah. What is going on here? PZ9 remember in the board game challenge? The winner got the third envelope? Well it turns out Vy
    swapped it, with a fake one! But we finally got the
    real one right here. Oooh, what a dirty trick
    Vy, you’re so evil, hahaha! And it says, Vy Qwaint has
    betrayed the Spy Ninjas, you’re not holding it right Daniel. Anyway it says that Vy Qwaint
    has betrayed the Spy Ninjas. He can’t even hold this paper right. How are you trusting him to
    give me the lie detector test? It’s difficult, okay? Alright PZ9, I’m gonna hang up. Chad, I’ve been trying to
    figure out how to do thumbna– Vy, answer this question right now. How did PZ9 get that note,
    why would he send us that? That note right there
    is not completely true. PZ9 wrote that. Let’s see, is it true? Daniel, read it carefully. I’m trying, I need complete silence. (hushes)
    I’m quiet. (intense music) It’s true, it’s true.
    (gasps) Okay. So PZ9 did write that note. So Vy, okay my question is, why did you have the
    ending of the third clue in your backpack, which we stole? – [Regina] Were you trying
    to cover up your tracks? Yes, I swapped the third
    envelope out during the board challenge because PZ9
    has some tricks up his sleeve! You guys shouldn’t trust
    him, you Spy Ninjas at home should not trust him either. Let’s see if she’s telling the truth here. Are you smelling the truth Daniel? Does it smell like a lie?
    What does it smell like? My lie detector shirt
    smells a little different for some reason, it’s like
    someone was wearing it. Anyway… (intense music) It’s the truth! (gasps) Okay okay okay okay.
    It’s true. You’re on a roll with the truths Vy, I’m liking the way this is going because one more lie, and we have to kick you out. Regina take over! When you were in the park,
    you were talking to someone. Who were you talking to,
    why were you all sketchy? In the park, you guys were following me? That’s how we got the envelope. Who took the envelope out
    of my backpack, Daniel? Well, no I jus–
    Chad, Regina? Who did it? Chad tried at first and he failed. And then I tried and I succeeded. I can’t even trust you
    Spy Ninjas, oh my gosh! You can’t trust us? We can’t trust you girl!
    Yeah! You guys are following me. Answer the question, who are
    you talking to on the laptop? Who do you think? Your mom?
    No. Mama Vy? Answer the question Vy,
    who were you talking to on the laptop? (intense music) Former you guys, a hacker. (gasps) Is this hacker your friend, was it PZ2? I actually don’t know his number. Alright let’s see here. Okay, lie detector is saying. It’s true. Talking to a hacker, again! She’s replacing us with hackers. You were saying some
    weird stuff on the laptop to the hacker, you were
    like talking about pizza. (gasps) That’s not weird. Yeah remember when she
    ordered that pizza that one time when we were sneaking
    up on her in the backyard, the pizza never came! (gasps) You also mentioned
    pepperoni, and zucchini, what the heck does this stuff mean? They’re toppings. I don’t know Vy, zucchini’s
    not a pizza topping. Some people might like
    zucchinis as pizza toppings. Not you. And especially not– – [Regina & Daniel] Extra cheese. – [Chad] Oooh! What does pepperoni, zucchini,
    and extra cheese mean? What is that? Is that some sort of like,
    language you’re speaking? It means it’s a code. Code? Yeah, a PZ code. (gasps) You know their codes? I don’t even know their
    codes, you know I used to work for Project Zorgo! I got a question, zucchini? That’s not a pizza topping. Extra cheese, you’re lactose intolerant. You can’t eat any cheese. Tell me, what is the code? Keep your hands still. Pepperoni stands for Project. Zucchinis stand for Zorgo. That makes sense. Okay but– – [Chad & Daniel] Extra cheese. Project Zorgo eats crackers. No, that’s actually straight forward. Slang, street term, cheese,
    cheddar, Bill, William, Lincoln, Benjamins.
    Wait. Money, oh yeah cheese I
    have heard people say. I got the cheese, like I got money. That’s like an old slang term. It was probably sort of from
    the 80s (sarcastic laugh). – [Regina] Oh gosh, the worst. Wait Regina, the 80s were awesome! Not that I was old enough to know. Extra cheese, you were
    telling them that you had the $10 000, is she telling the truth? Okay. Extra cheese means money? (intense music) Yes, it’s true! We now know the answer
    to the last question that you weren’t willing to answer. You were giving the $10
    000 to Project Zorgo. – [Regina] Well this is
    even worse than we thought, we thought we were just
    gonna try and get a new car. Yeah this is really bad, I thought you were buying
    me a birthday present. Biggest question yet Vy,
    why did you give the $10 000 to Project Zorgo? I, you guys, I can’t tell you this one! Vy you have to tell us, we don’t want to kick you
    out of the Spy Ninjas okay? This would be the third lie if
    you don’t tell us the truth. So just tell us the truth so we don’t have to kick you
    out of the Spy Ninjas please. We won’t be mad, just
    please tell us, okay? Yeah we won’t be mad.
    Fine. We need you on our team. – [Regina] Don’t you wanna be a Spy Ninja? I do, I’m the original Spy Ninja! It’s just gonna ruin
    everything, all my plans that I’ve been working so hard on
    for the past three months! I can’t, I can’t tell you guys! Vy, you have to tell us
    otherwise it counts as a lie! You know how this works! You’re being so suspicious,
    I don’t like it! Yeah.
    You have to believe me, you guys have to trust me, I can’t do this! You know what that means,
    that means it’s a lie if you don’t answer and then we
    have to, we have to kick you out of the Spy Ninjas. Yeah. Don’t make me say it, I
    can’t do it, I can’t do it. We can’t keep, this
    can’t go on all night Vy, will you answer the question or not? (intense music) I can’t, I can’t. – [Regina] Oh gosh. Okay then, the test is over then. That’s it, that’s it,
    that’s three, that counts as three lies. I can’t! We both agreed when we
    made the Spy Ninjas that we’d always be honest with each other. We would not lie, honesty,
    integrity, bravery. It’s what the whole Spy
    Ninja team is built on! It’s loyalty not integrity. You’re not even saying it right! I know, something like that. But integrity, it has to do with honesty, it’s fine. Vy I really don’t wanna do this, but. You don’t have to do this. – [Regina] Oooh. Here, pack your stuff and
    leave the Spy Ninja safe house. You guys are doing this, you
    guys are actually doing this? I mean, Vy you did it, you
    didn’t tell us the truth. We have to follow the rules. You’re working with Project
    Zorgo, our worst enemy, the opposite of a Spy Ninja! – [Regina] Oh. Okay guys let’s go talk. Guys are we doing the right thing? I don’t know this seems
    really bad, and seems wrong. It really does, she
    looked so sad actually. Well I’m sad too, I don’t
    wanna kick her out but, like we said, Project
    Zorgo is our worst enemy, she’s working for them. Well maybe we should give
    her another chance guys, I don’t know, I feel
    really horrible about this. If there was a good
    reason she was working for Project Zorgo, she would have told us. I know, I don’t see why.
    That’s true. She has to be so secretive about it. Honesty is like the key
    tenant of being a Spy Ninja, you have to be honest. She’s not being honest. (sighs) Alright, well, let’s
    go say goodbye to her. (sad piano music) It’s time to say goodbye. Here, I’ll pack your sewing kit. Remember this sewing kit Regina? I used this to sew your
    bear back together, here you keep it.
    What? So when Mr, bear, use to sew his leg back. You keep that. Oh my gosh this, Regina, she’s, she’s sad. Daniel, you were the first
    person that we accepted in as a Project Zorgo member. Mhm. I can’t believe this is happening. I mean I can’t believe it either Vy. I seriously never thought
    this day would come. Then why are you doing this? I don’t wanna leave the Spy Ninjas. I don’t want you to either but it’s just, you’re working with Project Zorgo. How can we keep you on the team? (rustling) You say your goodbye Chad. Vy, I, I don’t know how to feel about this ’cause, (sighs) I-I feel, I
    feel just heart broken that you’re, that we have to
    force you to leave like, why did you lie, why won’t
    you just tell us the truth? Just tell us what’s happening. I know-I know you’re a
    good person inside but for some reason, yo-you’re
    doing something and you’re not telling us the
    truth, just, just tell us the truth so we don’t
    need to kick you out! I can’t, it’s for your own
    good, it’s not the time yet. I can’t do it, you have
    to trust me you guys. I-I (sighs) I do trust you
    but (sighs) the Spy Ninjas have rules, we have to obey our own rules. We can’t lie to each other Vy, that’s the most important thing. (sobs) Okay, (sniffles) I’ll just go then. Yeah Vy we really are going to miss you. Maybe, just quit Project
    Zorgo one day or something. Just, just tell us,
    tell us what’s going on. It’s, it’s not the right time. You guys have to trust me. We’ll, we’ll see each other again. – [Regina] Okay. (dramatic orchestral music)