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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

    October 16, 2019


    Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something is getting closer…) (Mario! Stop wooping!) Mario: Wahhh! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. big chunguuss….. Mario: (You want Mario’s Spagett?) Big Chungus: (yes yes yes) Mario: (oh no plz) Big Chungus: (gimme my spaghetti!) *Mario crazily shakes head*
    Mario: (NO!) *Big Chungus crazily shakes head*
    Big Chungus: (YES!) (0_0)
    *shut down* Mario: What’s wrong with you? Big Chungus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mario: *PANIC* Big Chungus: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! Mario is a wiazrd: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS– *oof* CHUGUS VACUUM: *ON* Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *latah bish* *gun cocks* Mario losing his sanity: The Hunt… Is on Mario: GET OVER HERE!! Big Chungus: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *Mario Went Total Psychopath On Big Chungus* *YEET*OOF* Mario: GOTCHA BITCH! MISSED x ∞ *Mario’s aim sux* Mario: *Grunts* Mario: DIE BITCH!! *Airplane noise* oh bruh Bullet Bill: AHH THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE!!! Tell my children I luv– (WTF CHUNGUS! sin count: ∞) Big Chungus: ohok… Big Chungus: oo ee oo lala~ Confused Mario: (Wut?) ???: Hey kid! Totally not Mario: Wanna check out my van? I got some candy~ (dat face tho) (Oh… ) Mario: ow… Mario: *grunts* (o shet Mario pulled out the big gunz) *GET THAT MOFO* NOM Big Chungus: oOOooo~ Mario: *Grunts* No! Hurry up already! Chain Chomp: It’s so thicc! EXTRA THICC DAMN BOI HE’S THICC!!! BOI!!! THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI!!! DAYUM!!! Big Chungus: IIIIIII’m about to whip somebody’s aaaaaaaaassss (gay!) *bishes* Big Chungus: HA! GOT EM!!! *dat derpy walk though* (Oh shet. he fahked up) Big Chungus’ Power: *OFF* (snoring and shit) Mario: HO Ho ho! (The fucking walk like HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!) Mario: GOTCHA! Mario: Game Over! BOO! (Minecraft version) Big Chungus: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHH!!! *ded* Mario: boiiiiiii i win OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE OH YOU SO DEAD! Chungus: Plz! And leave me no harm! (CHUNGUS IS FRIEKING OUT) Mario: MMmmm~ So good and tasty!
    (I don’t think he wants to R.I.P chungus) HMMMM… HM!!! Big Chungus: WHAT THE F#@K!? Mario: Haha! Game Over!
    (Oh shet he gonna get roasted) (Mario senses something…) Mario: Wahh! (pelo battle cry)Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo *Chungus Battle Cry Continues* Chungus Cop: Keep your hands in the air… Step to the rear of the Chungus Mario: How about you suck mario’s-a pingas?! THAT’S IT! WE’RE CALLING THE MILITARY!! *La Cucaracha* Chungus Soldier: *Inaudible* Duty reporting! Mario: oh [email protected]! *Screams* *Boing* *Continue Screaming* Target required *FIRE* Mario: *PANIC* *Slowed down oof* Mario: mama mia… what’s-a going on here? Mario: *pants* Hmm? What are you doing? Big Chungus: Hey kid, would you like some drugs? *Girl scream* GOTCHA BITCH Mario: Oh no you don’t! *Super Mario Odyssey* Mario: Oh yeah! Big Chungus: What just happened? Enemy spotted NOOOOOOOOOOO– Wait a minute? ahhhh [email protected]! Mario in disguise: Why don’t we just give up partner? Mario: hehehehehe haha… Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Now u fuk up) Mama mia… ah spagetti… (He’s still alive?!) *snoring* ah the princess… *snoring* ah dat ASS!!! *Knock knock knock* Mario: Hmm? *gibberish* Mario: AH! Oh no! (pelo battle cry again) Mario: Hey stinky! *Italian gibberis–* SILENCE!! *Warp pipe sound effects* *more gibberish* de! (pelo gasp) Mario: *Laughing* Mario: Wah! *panic* GRAAAAND CHUNGUUSSS! *screams* IM VERY CHUNGRY (get it?) Mario: NOOOO! GOD! NO! Mario: *Italian gibberish* *gibberi–* Judge Chungus: Say what? (That music! Could it be?) (It is!!! Meggy!) Mario: Yes! I’m so happy to see you again! Grand Chungus: What da hell is this? *gibberish* Mario: Hey! Shut up! *Knock knock* (Wow… that’s really hard… for a plumber…) *mumbling* Ah yeah.. that’s definitely is SILENCE!! *more gibberish* *Grand Chungus having a stroke* Judge Chungus: BOI!! What u gonna do huh? (Playing 3DS while tied up… Yup that’s normal…) Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin’ Judge Chungus: Huh what?! Mario: penis Grand Chungus:
    GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Mario: Mama mia.. Mario: Okie dokie! Let’s-a go! Oh yeah! *gibberish* Mario: Haha! That’s-a easy for me! Mario: *Italian gibberish* Let’s-a go Mario: Hoho! Hello! Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy! Mario: Are you ready to fly? Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh… Mario: OKEYDOKEY *rip* Master Hand: U MUST DI– *Gun shot* oof *Level up* Mario: Lot’s-a fun! Mario: *Singing while shooting* Goomba: Ah! OH MY GOD!
    Mario: *Singing while shooting* Mario: *Singing while shooting* *BOOM* *Cha-ching* Mario: Hello! *Italian gibberish* Yipee! Goomba: Uh… No. *S L A P* Goomba: AHHH! Mario: B*tch *Level up* Koopa: Jesus! Hey! Koopa: You’re holding up the lin– *S L A P* Monty Mole: That was very nice… *S L A P* Monty Mole: AH! *Toad wandering around* *S L A P* *S L A P ing intensifies* *Level up* (mafia in a nutshell) *S L A P* uh *Cha-ching* Mario: Oh yeah! *Level up* That’s-a so nice! *BOOM* (Big Chungus for PS4?) Mario: Ho my god! Big Chungus: I did it! I did it! (look at awl dose gaems) *Honk* *Honk* Mario: Here we go! Weehee! (rip toadsworst) Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Tari: What? (POW! U R DED! Not big suprise…) Tari: Hmm? What the… dadadadadaddadadqa Tari: WOW!!! (hory shit that was fast!) Money (x8) Mario: It’s-a king Mario! Mario: Yay! Judge Chungus: der… derderderder… Mario: *Excited* Oh Yeah! Judge Chungus: derderder (Wow… that escalated quickly than I expected…) Mario: (Wait… what?) Judge Chungus: *gibberish* *Throws him out* Mario: WAAAAaaaaa—oof! Mario: *Sigh* Oof… *pipe noise*
    Mario: *Sigh* Oof… Mario: fak uuuu

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    SMG4: Smart Mario

    October 9, 2019


    I have the power of captions! Hey guys. Sponsors play a large part in helping our channel continue to make content, such as “SMG4” and “Meta Runner”, for you smexy fans.(N8: smexy? Really?) And that’s why this video is sponsored by Youzu and their game “Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac”! *Actually in Southeast Asia name Saint Seiya Awakening. I have my phone too!*(N8:WAT?) Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac [AKA Saint Seiya Awakening in outside america and europe] is a strategy role-playing game with HD 3D graphics. It’s a mobile game masterpiece that perfectly restores the classic of the Japanese comics. [Kevin] Twelve golden Saints and all classic characters are back to the sanctuary are waiting for you to summon them! This game is all about strategy as an epic action-packed god man! [Mario screams](btw if you see N8 thats my opinion)(N8:OH SHIT IT’S MARIO!) Goddammit, Mario! D::( [Mario] Oh, ya mama mia! [insert italian gibberish translation here] [SMG4] Why!? I’ll tell you why The game looks super smexy with fantastic special effects and an art style based on the original animeh! The story, music and characters are all directly inspired from the original anime! It’s even officially licensed by Masami Kurumada! (Who dahell?) Mario: That’s so nice-a! [SMG4] The original author of Saint Seiya! [Mario] Mah ass!! [SMG4] Finally, the game is all about using strategy (10000000000000000000 IQ, thus why mario gets smart in the video) to outwit your opponent in epic PvP and PvE fights! Mario in a screaming raspy voice] I need it!!! [SMG4] You can download Saint Seija: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac and start playing now, “Links” in the description! [Link screams, smashed] The first 100 people to download the game and use my special code “SMG4” get a free Extra Rare Gear! 😮 [Wow, i want too!, but in my country doesn’t cause it’s a only outside continents] [Raises voice] Now give it back to me, Mario!! [Mario screams, SMG4 puffs and pants] [Glitch Production presentation] A challenger approches! His goal? To do what he did in Something is wrong with Meggy, enlighten the readers. We find Mario taking a beauty rest on his bed /Mario-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah spaghetti ZZZZZZZZZZ ah ravioli (N8:WAKE UP MARIO) Mario then yawns to get ready for the day when… He realises/Mario-waaaaa! OOOOOOOooOOoOooooo…. HE WAS NEVER IN HIS BED FROM THE START Mario-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mario: What are you doing!? What’sa going on here!?! [bigfoot stomp] Someone approaches from the shadows with a creepy laugh It was Prof. Egad, who has not been in an SMG4 episode for months on end ooh yaw! [Gibberish] Hey stinky!! [Gibberish] [Gibberish] But Mario was wrong (SIKE) VERY wrong This was a setup by his friends and family (and asshole)! But how?! (Inkling noises) But…But why? Ooohhh…hoh,hoh hoh HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM… Commence Eddsworld style flashback (we miss you Edd) [Italian singing] We find Mario taking a bath [shivering] Oh no! To solve the problem he runs to his space heater. Obviously only using one of his two brain cells. S M A S H Let’sa go! S M A S H X2 Do I honestly need to tell you what is going to happen? I am so smart, i am so smart, i am s- C H E R N O B Y L OOH GODDDD Oh god, jesus christ! Augh! (WHY IS THE PISS EVERYWHERE?!) Oh yeah! [Gibberish] D: Mamma mia…HHHHMMMM… Bob: We’rE GonnA mAkE yOU nOt A DumBaSs (well look who is talking) Prof. Egad Decides to then take the role of every James Bond villain ever with a hint of Doctor Doofinschimertz Dumbass motherf*ck! [Gibberish] GENIIUUUUSSS!!! No! Mario so good! Move! Go,Go GO!! [Gibberish] Oh no! Help! (You literally have an alternate universe ego that takes down corporations, SHUT YER MOUF) Egad changes the course of history S P O O P Y That does not look rather pleasant, anyone got popcorn? Doctor E. G. Frankenstein: It’s alive… it’s alive, IT’S A L I V E ! dAmN, ShoUlD’Ve BroUGht somE poPcoRn (ikr) WeLL,I THink We KiLLeD hIM Mario is different… Mario? No…. MARIO! D: [yawn] ooo.. uuu… YeAh HeS b R o K E n HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (thonk) Hey Say Something Smart. [Gibberish] (more gibberish) (EVEN MORE GIBBERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!) Mario Whos The Most top character in Smash (eachother in the ass) ultimate?? Thinking Mode Activated [Gibberish] [Sigh] E-Gadd: Hohohohohoho 😀 Oki doki, Oh yeah, Ohhohhahaha, Let’sa go! Oh lord jesus it’s a fire….. Hmm…[Gibberish] it-sa me robo merio at ur service man dis plaic smells like-a my mama-mi4s r4v10l1 be gone fier you little b*oof*y you don’t scrw with moi oh look a flaming babi f0etus deleteu5 *DUN DUN* mario paint music W O W ! Hey, that’s pretty good! Wow! (Bowser secretly Sans confirmed…?)(N8: no that’s just hotel mario shit) Ohoh Stinky P O O P ! H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaauh… hmmmm…… [Mario coding] and thus… the youtube community got lazy and did not caption until the 12 minute mark until i came along YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *idea* smg3 rave DUN s(mg3)creaming h o l a building a S E N T R Y DONK wat now activating instant ki- WAIT WHAT fine and dandy le cheering JESUS yEET DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom h u n g r y very wordy and formal *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* tru TRIGGERED (anybody else can caption from here i’m bored too, done by Nexus Freestar) Howdy doo bitches! That is correct! Now i can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass! OH IT’S ON ASSHOLE!!!! Nice try bitch! [Gibberish + Alarm] I am unstoppable, Muwahahaha! D:

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    Unturned: How to Complete The Traitor Questline! (3.17.2.0 Update)

    October 1, 2019


    Hey guys MeLikeBigBoom here and today I’m
    going to be showing you guys how to complete the traitor questline that was added yesterday. This new questline is a multistep process
    that puts you in the shoes of a criminal investigator who is trying to find the reasoning behind
    Major Len’s smuggling of supplies off the Liberator. Now, before I go any further, and I’m sure
    this is expected, there are major spoilers ahead. This questline is pretty heavily storyline
    based and if you want to experience this questline without any spoilers, I’d recommend you
    click off the video after I show you the location of the evidence on the first quest. But, without further ado, let’s get started. Now to start, and this may have already been
    done, talk to the three question marks guy by the fuel tank on the deck of the liberator. Now, continue to give him 1 XP until you no
    longer have the option to do so. The important bit of information is that he
    says Major Len was sneaking supplies off the ship late in the night last night. He goes on to talk about aliens and stuff
    but there isn’t much evidence behind these claims, perhaps that will be quest of its
    own in the future. Now normally you would go up to Chief Brian
    on the top deck of the ship to report this crime, but he doesn’t know you and won’t
    take your accusations seriously. You need to build his trust beforehand by
    completing his quest where he wants you to make him a donut and sneak it to him without
    anyone noticing. Ask him if he needs any help to start that
    donut quest. After you give him a donut, telling him about
    Major Len’s antics will be taken more seriously. He tells you that, before you come forward
    with the accusations, you must find evidence first and suggests finding traces of a shipment
    somewhere along the coastline. Accept this quest and head for shore. Now the name of the quest is “Smuggler’s
    Cove” and the only cove in this map is the one east of the harbor. Head there. Now, once you arrive it won’t take long
    to find a pile of barrels, crates, pallets, and spools near the rock arch. Now, on one of the pallets you will find a
    uniform scrap. Pick this up and return to the Liberator. Now, once you get back to the liberator, talk
    to Chief Brian again. When you show him the uniform scrap he talks
    about how it used to belong to a Lieutenant named Harry. He was part of the bridge crew and slept down
    in the bunk bed rooms but randomly disappeared a while back, leaving no trace behind. He suggests that Major Len may have kidnapped
    him, but we don’t know yet. Tell him that you would like to continue the
    investigation. He then has a ton of suggestions on how you
    might be able to get more information about Harry’s disappearance. He wants you to search Harry’s room, question
    Darren, talk to Natalie and Roman, and finally confront Major Len. Start with Harry’s room. If you’re facing the chef, Harry’s room
    is the set of bunk beds to the left. Underneath the bunk bed next to the door you
    will find a note. Read it. I think this is a note written by Harry about
    Major Len. He talks about how Major Len is suspicious
    and is going to follow him when he heads to shore. Harry hoped to reason with him before telling
    the Captain about Major Len’s smuggling of supplies, but judging by how he never came
    back I think we can assume it didn’t go too well. Next, talk to Ensign Darren. He’s the lenny faced dude running the communications
    equipment in the ship’s control center place thing. He blabbers random weird stuff and mentions
    that Harry wanted to talk to Major Len or something before he disappeared. He doesn’t make much sense. Next talk to Natalie, she is the mechanic
    lady next to the tank on the bottom floor. She mentions how he was sneaking around down
    here last night, grabbing supplies. She says it’s kind of unusual for higher
    ranking officers to do that. Next, talk to Roman, he’s the sous-chef
    in the kitchen on the same floor. He tells you that Major Len has been recently
    vocal about his disagreements with the captain, which is kind of unusual and awkward. Now at this point it seems clear that Major
    Len has been behind something, so lastly you need to confront him about it. What’s interesting is that when you ask
    him about Harry, he’s surprised, looks back and forth, but tells you that he didn’t
    know Harry very well at all. He’s a criminal I tell you! Now go on and tell Chief Brian about this. He tells you that this is definitely enough
    evidence to confront the Captain about. When you talk to Captain Sydney and tell her
    that Major Len is a traitor, she pulls you aside. Now, this is where things get weird. She then informs you that Major Len has been
    working for the Captain all along as an undercover spy. It was definitely very weird. She goes on to explain this more. You see, somebody here, on the ship, is a
    traitor. It’s not Major Len. Somebody on the ship is not only part of a
    bandit gang but somebody here also kidnapped Harry. Once again, she says it wasn’t Major Len. They know who the gang is but they don’t
    know who the specific person was on the ship that actually kidnapped Harry. Now, by making Major Len a part of the bandit
    group, he will in turn as being a part of that group, learn of all the members of that
    bandit group, including the person that kidnapped Harry. Now, the only reason why Major Len has been
    smuggling supplies is to become friends with that bandit group and build trust so that
    he can learn of all the members inside it. He’s been keeping this whole thing secret
    so random people don’t spill the beans to the bandit group because it might endanger
    Harry, and Major Len, even more. The bandits felt they could trust Major Len
    because he’s a high ranking officer in the coalition and has access to rare supplies. She then gives you permission to work with
    Major Len in this whole ordeal. It’s up to you to believe that, really. It is a massive change of plans, Major Len
    is an undercover spy, I don’t know… but we definitely do learn more of this in the
    future. Talking to Major Len after this grants you
    access to the concluding and final quest. Major Len received a transmission from what
    appears to be from the bandits in Silo 22, but that doesn’t make much sense. Silo 22 is a deadzone, nobody can survive
    there. He thinks it was used as a relay station,
    meaning somebody sent a transmission from some random location to Silo 22, and then
    some sort of machine Silo 22 automatically forwarded it to the destination, which is
    Major Len in this case. This was likely done to hide the original
    transmitter’s location. If this was the case, there should be a transmission
    log printed out in Silo 22 that has the information about the transmission’s original location. Now, as expected, you need to head to Silo
    22 for this, so gear up! If you’re quick, you might be able to get
    in and out with only 1 filter but when I did the quest in legit survival it took me 3 filters
    because I was cautious and I also had no vehicle. Now this is definitely a very risky journey,
    not only are you heading into a deadzone, but you also don’t know what to expect. You could be going there to actually find
    some sort of relay log, or it could be a trap! Is it? I don’t know… find out next time. No, I’m just kidding. Now once you get to Silo 22, head down to
    the bottom deck and look in to each of the control panels for a note that’s sticking
    out of one of the sides of the control centers. Now I thought the note was actually floating
    at first but it’s actually meant to look like it was printed out the side like a receipt. Reading it confirms Major Len’s suspicions. As it turns out, Major Len actually was an
    undercover spy. Now it is a relay log and there were two messages
    sent and printed on this relay log. One was from a man named Karl and sent to
    Major Len. Karl is a member of the bandit gang, by the way. Karl is successfully tricked into thinking
    that Major Len is in some hot water because of the investigation that we did. He will be in touch soon regarding picking
    Major Len up and taking him off the ship to protect him. Now here’s the crazy thing. The other message is from Darren, he’s that
    lenny faced communications dude in the control room, remember him? Well he sent a message to Karl, saying that
    he’s surprised that Major Len is legit and needs to be quick because the investigation
    of Major Len is getting close. Remember when we talked to Darren and he didn’t
    really make much sense at all? That is probably when he went ahead and messaged
    carl to tell him to go quick to go pick up Major Len and get him out of there. So as it turns out, bingo, Darren, was the
    real traitor. He has been in talks with the bandit group
    all along and likely was the person that kidnapped Harry too. Success! Report your findings to Captain Sydney. Once you get back to the Liberator, she says
    it all makes sense now, Darren is bunkmates with Harry and perhaps Harry caught Darren
    smuggling supplies and was thrown in with the cargo. It’s also quite convenient that Darren is
    in charge of communications, so he can easily hide his transmissions with the gang. She strips Darren of his rank, throws him
    in prison, and informs you that Major Len’s squad successfully rescued Harry and captured
    the bandit gang! You can now visit Darren in prison next to
    T.Rickster and laugh at him. You can also say hello to Harry, he thanks
    you and says he needs to meet of for coffee some time. That’s it! That’s the traitor questline! I have to give major props to Nelson for coming
    up with this cool little mini storyline, the plot twist definitely got me pretty good,
    did it for you? I think so. I’d love to see more of these kinds of stories
    in the future, this was a load of fun. If you guys would also like to see me attempt
    this quest live I will put the link to the Twitch stream down below. I do hope you guys enjoyed this quick little
    tutorial slash informational video, if you have any questions be sure to let me know
    in the comment section below. Anyway, that’s all I have for now, thank
    you guys so much for watching, make sure to rate, comment, subscribe, and do all that
    gibberish because MeLikeBigBoom… is out.

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    SSENMODNAR DELUXE – 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL

    September 27, 2019


    Disclaimer: contains strong language and may induce IQ loss. (SM69 INTRO) *upbeat music plays* Wahoo! WAHOOOO!!! Yes! Yeah!! WaHAHAHAHA YEAH! O SHET, WE’RE F****D *PARTY* *A F**K TONS OF MEMES* MARIO! Mario: MYESSSSSSSSS? It is time! *Dramatic sound effect* 2SECURE4ME HOLY SHIT Dude, so, are you ready for Ssenmodnar Deluxe Edition? Ready? Ready doesn’t even Ready doesn’t even FUCKING Ready doesn’t even FUCKING DESCRIBE IT! *High five* Yeeaaaaaah! SMG4 and Mario: Jesus fucking get that shit in Fucking shit That’s so fucking GET IN! (How not to put a dvd in) *Computer trips on acid* *Dramatic music with screaming* *Screaming intensifies* *Transition music* *Music starts* ♪ FUCK DA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND ♪ -Yeeaah boiiiiiiiiiiii *Explosion* *Congratulatory Mario 64 music* Wa! Hoo hoo! Yahoo! *More congratulatory Mario 64 music* *Music continues but with falling noise* *Upbeat music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Splat* What? *”We No Speak Americano” in the background* ♪ WoUldN’t it be nice if we were older? ♪ ♪ And wouldn’t have to wait so long. ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t it be nice to live together? ♪ (ded) *Classic music* Mario: Hey fellas! Knock off all that high society crap and play some of this. One! Two! Three! Four! ♪ I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
    I PLAY POKEMON GO! ♪ *Toad becomes triggered from the song* *abandon thread* (Video) Mister… What in the *bleep* are you watching?! Fifty Shades of Grey! HOW DARE YOU WATCH THAT WITHOUT ME!!! (Other guy) SORRY!!! *Intense music* Ha ha! So long gay Bowser! Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhh! Mario: hey stinky! *Mario gibberish* ♪ Why the fuck you lying♪ ♪Wow♪ ♪ Why you always lying ♪ ♪Hey♪ ♪ Hhnnn…oh my god ♪ ♪ Stop fuckin’ lying! ♪ *Kick sound* AAHHH!! Hi there, my name is Toad Toadelstien, and I’m going to teach you how to successfully pick up women. Wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup *screaming* GREAT! *Supa sexy music* Ooh oohhhh eeahhh yeaaah ohh… Toadette: Hey daddy! Sweet merciful crap! Just gimme, like, 5 more minutes, man! C’mon! WAT Uhhhh, I can explain! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪
    Toadette: Gross! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ Toadette: I hate porn! ♪ Grab your dick and double-click for ♪ ♪ porn porn porn ♪ Hello? Hey what’s up? I need your help, can you c’mere? Uh, I can’t, I’m buying clothes. Alright, well, hurry up and come over here. I can’t find ’em. Whaddaya mean ya can’t find ’em? I can’t find them. There’s only soup. What do you mean there’s only soup? It means there’s only soup! Well then get outta the soup aisle! Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *Goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup! What do you mean there’s more soup? There’s just more soup! Go into the next aisle! There’s still soup! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! I’m at the soup store! WhY aRe YoU bUyInG cLoThEs aT tHe SoUp StOrE?!?!? FAK YOU!!! *Music* Okie dokie. WTF IS THAT!? YEEEA D’OH UH UH UH UH UH Mamma-f***er! (Frustrated) EEUUUHH! GLOOP GLOOP BLOO OOWOWOWO Hmmm? Waaaaa! RAAAARRRRGGHHHH Yaay yaaaaay OHHHHHHHHH *Roided Mario* Wahoo! Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Coming up on the left you can be able to see.. OH FAK die *Explosion* *Epic music* Whale Ship: *monsterous roar* get in MAH BELLEH! COME ON! GO GO GO!! Get to da choppa! Steve: I’m a helicopter! ♪ FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HERE ♪ *Surgeon Simulator music with Birdo screaming in pain* *dying noises* Yeeaah, well that’s disgustin. Hmmmmm… I Got It! Take-a That! Yummy! *With check/bell noise* Okie dokie-Fine! ♪ Theee kneebone’s connected to the…something… …the something’s connected to the…red thing… …the red thing’s connected to my PINGAS ♪ *bone crack sound* Oh shit! (ded) Enough is enough! I have had it with
    these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane! *Solid Snakes screaming “Metal Gear” and other stuff with music in the background* And now, Moments with Steve! *Music* La la dadida la dadida *Steve singing Gibberish* *Steve hears someone screaming* I’VE GOT YOU NOW BITCH Well now you’re gonna get it, mother f*cker!!! That’s right!! You and me, right now!! Somebody stop that awful, awful man! OhohOhhoho What? Eating sound *Dramatic sound effect* Steve: Woah, man. I’m trippin’ about plumbers and stuff, dude. *Thud* *Mario 64 entering a course sound* Hooooly ssshhhhit! Hello! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! OHHH MY GOOOD!!! YEEESSS!!! YEEEE- OOAUUH!! Steve and Mario: HFWOW8H4TG38TH3TYT3TCYGTC Oh hell nooo-oo-oo-ooaaahh! COME AT ME BRO. *Sexy music* *SSB death sound/Mario dies from Steve’s sexiness* *KO* Waaaaaaooohhhhhhh… ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ Steve: I3CTQHCW4TOCIC6E7CEUYGCEEG Ah…is he dead? ♪ Do you feel alone? ♪ ♪ Do you feel neglected? ♪ ♪ Not doing too well with the ladies? ♪ ♪ Well I’ve got the solution for you! ♪ ♪ LOW SELF-ESTEEM?! ♪ ♪ AFRAID TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS?! ♪ ♪ ARE YOU LONELY AND SAD?! ♪ ♪Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and ya need to make an important phone call but your battery’s dead and YOU CAN’T FIND AN OUTLET TO PLUG IN YOUR CHARGER?! ♪ Mhm. GROW A BEARD! Oooooooooooo… ♪ Do you like waffles? ♪ No. ♪ Do you like pancakes? ♪ No! ♪ Do you like French toast? ♪ NO! ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ Can’t wait to get a mouthful ♪
    -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Teletubby giggling* One day, in Teletubby Land, something appeared from far away. *Almost godly falling noise* Oh hello there. *Teletubby screaming* *Teletubby screaming*
    *Shrek screaming* Narrator: Po the Teletubby was scared by the scary green smurf. Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?! *Dramatic sound* Oh shit the green smurf is attempting to take over Teletubby Land. Po: Ohhh, no! *Beep* Help me! Help, now! Lala (is actually dipsy) tried to scare the smurf away! Boo! Very scary. Ohhh! Oh, gee, ahhh it’s so scary, ohh– Psych! *Pow* Dipsy (Is actually lala) tried murdering the green smurf. *Attack on Titan theme intensifies* Dipsy (Lala): YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Crash* Yabababar And Tinky Winky shat himself. *Fart* There was only one thing left that they could do. DAT DANCE! People think that just because I’m an ogre, I can’t dance! Well I’ve had it up to here! SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT! *Electric zoo plays* *Shrek dances on Electric zoo* Ha! Gaaaayyyyyyy! Take it away, fellas. [Actually legit beat and dancing] Take it away Tinky Winky! OOHOOHO OOH OOHOOOHOOH OO OOOOOHOO OHO MY GOD ♪ Fuck this shit, I’m out Mmhmm-mm-mm. ♪ Sonic: Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, FUCK ‘EM UP! Okay! FALCON. PUNCH!!! Oh yeaahhhhh ♪ Yatatatatatatata Yatatatatata tata Doodoodavadadadada Doodoodavadadadada ♪ ♪ Dum ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Ooohhhhhh!!! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Nooooooo!!! ♪ *Drumrolls* *AIRHORNS* ♪ Look at that booty, show me the booty ♪ ♪ Gimme the booty, I want the booty ♪ ♪ Back up the booty, I need the booty, I like– ♪ Baby Mario: What up, biatch?! ALALALALALALALALALALA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    -PIZZA!!! *Typing sound* nOtIcE mE sEnPa-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a *Glass breaks* -aiii Awww, fuck. SuPerMaRyOgUcCi4-sEnPaI cAn i plEaSe bE in y0ur 1 mIlLiOn s00b spEcIal? *Inhale* *Sigh* OH JESUS CHRIST PrEtTy plEaSe, SuPerMeMeGeNeRaToR4??? A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES, NO!!! *Glass breaks* AAAAAHHH WaS tHaT a yEs? *Cliche music* Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *BOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Yeah, ha ha ha! ♪ Kiss kiss fall in love ♪ *Smack* *insert Ouran High School Host Club here* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Mario! Mario! Hmmmm… Toad: Hello! Nooo… Mario? Elmo: You wanna know how I got these scars? nope.avi RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH
    -Ohhh ho ho hooohh! ♪ If you like chicken nuggets then you… gotta sing along ♪ -NOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ♪ Oooooohh, Barbie is a bitch! ♪ ♪ She is just a witch! ♪ ♪ I really hate her! ♪ ♪ Why does Ken date her? ♪ ♪ Ken is such a man… ♪ ♪ I do all I can! ♪ ♪ Just to do him, ♪ ♪ We wanna screw him! ♪ ♪ And I cry… ♪ ♪ everydaaaay! ♪ ♪ ‘Cause straight up, that bitch is in my way! ♪ *Italian gibberish* Wow…that’s really interesting! Okie dokie! See you next time! 0h! H3y MAri0! tAke 0ff ur cl0TheS n0w! Alrightie! spOogheTtI, spOogheTtI. Babity Boopy, bibity boobity babity babity! Booba beepa booba bapa beepa bapa! RaVi0lI, raVi0lI, pUt mE In y0uR vIdE0Li! How ’bout no, you fucking ravioli? Welcome back to the Animal Channel. In the wild, we see this livid creature, the Fishy Boopkin, in its natural habitat. Scientists have labelled this particular amphibious species, “A Pathetic Piece of Aquatic Shit”. Boopkins: Hey, that’s not nice! Narrator: A truly retarded species, these creatures are suspect to all kinds of predators. Boopkins: What?! No, we’re not! We’re a very strong and noble species! I’ll let you know it only took me half an hour to tie my shoes this mor– (nom) –aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! And…they’re extinct. HAHAHAHA! Prepare to be skewered! Now, witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time! *Congratulatory fanfare* DA DAB GUN Hahahaha, catch me if ya can! Sonic: Come and get– whoooaaaaa!!! Sonic: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB *Swag music* Guy 1: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Guy 2: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Rosalina and Thwomp: AHH! OH GOD! OMG! All: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Eggman: Yeah hahahaha! *Pow* Real SMG4: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB AAAAHHH-SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME!! UUHUAH!! ♪ Bakin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes! ♪ ♪ Take some bacon and then put it in a pancake! ♪ ♪ Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make! Bacon pancakes! ♪ Toad: I AM ON FIRE!!!! Listen, I have a question for you… …I hope the answer’s yes… Will…will you… Oh yes! A thousand times– *Taxi honking/Crash/Scream* *Elevator music* ♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOONNN?!?!?!?! ♪ *Death metal/Explosions* So, you’re interested in becoming my
    newest minion, Mr…Mario. That’s-a me! I’m very sorry but I don’t think you’re
    qualified for the position… Why is-a that? *sigh* *Double Click* ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ DIS ♪ ♪ IS ♪ ♪ MY ♪ ♪ PEE ♪ ♪ PEE! ♪ *Captionist: In my opinion, he should’ve been hired for that.* *Song continues* ♪ Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty. ♪ *Metal Gear alert noise* Oh shit! E. Gadd: Gotcha bitch! Ghost: NO! *Screams* *Ghost laugh* Oohoo ha ha ha! You saved me! *Mumbling* I love you man. ♪ La-da-da-da-dahh ♪ ♪ It’s the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg) ♪ *Phone ringing* *Phone ringing* Mario: Hello! Swiggity swooty, I am comin’ for da booty! Reactor: *Screeches like a dying pig* NOM NOM NOM OM NOM *2SPOOKY4ME noise* What was that?! Somebody?! *Footsteps* NOOOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! Ohh! Nice spaghetti you got here! Can I have it? OHHH IT’S A TINY PENIS! *Ocarina* ???: Ha! Gaaayyyyy! Let me show you how it’s done. *Darude – Sandstorm (Recorder Cover)* Let’s talk about music. We don’t like children’s music. (Both) No, no, no! What music are you into? I like this! It’s very grown up. ♪ Where my fat ass big bitches in da club ♪ ♪ Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in da club ♪ ♪ I wanna see all the big fat a.. ♪ 420 represents weed 420 x 2=840 840 / 280 is 3 3 sides to a triangle Go fuck yourself! I will! You know why? Because I’m attractive. Every day, I wake up, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Would I fuck me?”, and the answer is always YES! Because I would fuck myself! Oh hey there little girl! Wanna go for a
    swim? Yes! Lalalala la, lalala la, Lalalala la, hmm mm mm! That’s-a so nice! (You are ded.) ♪ I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck, ♪ ♪ I don’t, I don’t, I don’t give a fuck, bitch, ♪ ♪ I don’t, give a, ♪ ♪ fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ ♪ don’t give a fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ Help! Raccoons took my penis! ♪C’mon, mothafuckas, c’mon!♪ 42: Mario – Card trader song ♪ My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard ♪ ♪ and they’re like, “do you wanna trade cards?” ♪ ♪ Damn right, I wanna trade cards ♪ ♪ I will trade you, but not my Charizard ♪ Or not I dunno Hey stinky little Toadies! Hmm? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo… It’s raping time. *Toads yelling “Spaghetti”* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Princess! Peach: Oh what up, bitch!? WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHH Goddammit! Oookey dokey! ♪ Baby, baby baby OOOOOOH! WHAT THE FUU Wario: Yes! Hello… I was wondering if you could play that song again. Mmm, which one man? The one that goes (so much gibberish that i can’t even decipher it) I’M A SCATMAN didididididididududududu dudududududadadada ding ding ding ding DING DING bababababawebvyfgurfvnywcgfvwenvcvngw (hacking cough) Ha ha! So long-a Bowser! Ohh! … Shit! Luigi climbed onto Mario’s lap and kissed him on the nose. Mario suddenly blushed bright red, trying hard to hide it. (Italian acce nt)
    Come on-a brother, let’s ha’fun… (damn you spinning wheel of death) (well shit) (he’s got anger issues….chill the fuck down) *Sad music* ♪I see trees of green♪ ♪Red roses too♪ ♪I see them bloom♪ ♪For me and you♪ ♪And I think to myself…♪ ♪WHAT A WUNDERFOL WORL!♪ PlEaSe, SuPeRmArIoGoObY4! pOot Me iN tHe ViDeO! H3ll0? Anyb0dy? aT lEaSt u wIlL b mY fRiEnD, rItE? Tumbleweed: NO! What the fuck just happened? Hi guys! It’s me, SMG4, and I want to thank you for watching this 20-minute Ssenmodnar Deluxe. I hope you enjoyed it, because… …y’know, 20 minutes of that stuff… …probably fried your brain. I know it fried my brain. (uuhhhhh) I’ve had a lot of fun making this video, and I hope you guys enjoyed it as well. But most importantly, I wanna thank you for 1 million subscribers. Because, it’s awesome to hea– it’s awesome to know that 1 million of you guys like… …Mario’s being naked and eating spaghetti is cool. Also, read the credits on this side, or here, I dunno where I’m gonna put it, but yeah, read the credits. I used a lot of audio from the internet and just, I don’t want to be in trouble for – for not crediting them. Thanks for watching and I love you. See ya! Captions made by some people who had a lot of free time on their hands. You guys did great.

    Box Fort ZOMBIES Nerf War Z – ZOMBIES On A PLANE ESCAPE! (Papa Jake)
    Articles, Blog

    Box Fort ZOMBIES Nerf War Z – ZOMBIES On A PLANE ESCAPE! (Papa Jake)

    September 25, 2019


    well now they’re all over the house we
    gotta move fast just like that you bring the 200 on
    board alright gonna pull up the hatch so you can take off oh no Logan we got
    zombies native South African penguin travels over five thousand miles to an
    ice village known that’s cute the Penguins make home and stay here
    laughing oh I like that 50/50 flute Jake Jake have you seen the
    news the news about the pizza strike I know I saw it
    it’s so sad no cheek not the news about the pizza the news that the Baron
    released the zombie buyers 2.0 you released the zombie virus to point out guys if what Logan’s saying is true the
    Baron has successfully released his most powerful zombie virus it’s true it’s all
    over the news just regular zombies Logan we’re talking mega zombie x’ big zombies
    knowing the Baron he’ll be releasing it right next to our house which means we
    could have zombies in this house his biggest target is you which means we
    have to do something crazy to get rid of it okay well guys because Papa Jake is
    the smartest person on earth I’ve been compared on Stine once or twice very
    true I in my infinite wisdom created a back-up plan for if the Baron did in
    fact ever release the zombie virus 2.0 what what do you mean a back-up plan
    looks like a normal door right the tapir and Jake we all know April okay I’m
    getting to the point here I installed something in case the zombie virus ever
    came back check this out what what’s in the safe not what’s in
    the safe Logan what’s behind the wall yeah when did you have the time for this
    I worked out of mostly in the morning while you’re sleeping used a lot of your
    credit card to fund it but no but but Logan this is important we needed a
    secret bunker in case the zombie virus came back so as this is our zombie
    defense worker now it is a work in progress everything’s kind of all over
    the place didn’t have a lot of time to set it up we’re still gonna be working
    on it and upgrading it but as of right now we are in a critical emergency if
    the bear and zombies breached this house we need to get out of here and all of
    our supplies including blasters attachments ammo clothing rations all of
    it is in here good for you for building this place but what are we gonna do
    about the Baron well Logan a great man once said sometimes to win you have to
    run and as of right now if those zombies are coming here we need to run Jake I
    don’t think anyone’s ever said that it’s not important right now looking you’ve
    got bigger fish to fry no no no no this isn’t good yeah zombies breach the house
    Jake how many of them I’m counting over 20 Jake how are we gonna get out of this
    house we can’t just live in this bunker okay okay guys I have an idea if you
    remember in our last video we created a box for a private jet for little
    squeegee well I hate to break it to everyone I think a little squeegee might
    be a zombie right about now which means he’s not currently using his jet Logan I
    say we grab as much blasters as much ammunition as much of everything we can
    hold make our way downstairs and convert that private jet into a zombie defense
    plane capable of destroying zombies so you’re saying we turn the private jet
    into an attack defense plane exactly then we fly out of here and find a place
    to lay low until we can figure out how to stop the Baron I think it’s time to
    gear up dude what are you wearing what what
    what’s wrong with this Logan the point of this armor is to have really cool
    stuff look what I’m dressed in plus the fazham
    bee attacks doing that your good is gone but but I was really cozy all right
    Logan’s ready take on some zombies it’s time for part two of my plan we need to
    make it downstairs to the plane and geared up with blasters we can turn it
    into a zombie defense plan which means we need to choose our blasters put them
    inside our protective case and get through downstairs and ready to assemble
    without getting eaten by zombies which means Logan you’re gonna be in charge of
    carrying the box I’ll defend you as we make our way down we’ll make our way
    downstairs what’s with the plainest there’s already
    zombies in the house so be careful I know you’re gonna have to hold the belt
    over you okay let’s move flesh that’s off keep it going
    another all over the house we got any fast I think we clear them out I move ahead
    and see if I can see any zombies it’s not moving okay
    you almost made it downstairs hey guys were you able to make it downstairs
    towards where the plane is there she is Logan the old private jet
    now all I need to do guys is upgrade this jet so that we can turn it into a
    zombie defense plant add some upgrades to it get the power back on hopefully
    this thing can take off and take out some zombies no more coming he’s down
    Jake there’s another one oh nice shot dude thanks wait to get
    here another one I got this that was a lucky shot well not only for cleared out
    the zombies from down here guys we need to convert this plane into a zombie
    defense play I said we grab all of our gear grab some tape and start upgrading
    this thing and making it awesome so check this out we just went ahead and
    upgraded the entire plane to be a zombie defense plane and it’s looking pretty
    sweet see I think these zombies are gonna be scared of this when they see
    this we open up the hatch here welcome to the zombie defense play we’ve
    got side mounted turrets such as this bad boy over here to rip through zombies
    and the main thing about this guys that we wanted to make sure that we could
    shoot out of any angle so for example the back of the plane has its own turret
    over here we’ve got a mounted shotgun on the wall in case the zombie gets inside
    we’ve got a very large-scale sniper rifle which we can shoot out at any
    angle we need to and then over here on the side we’ve got the shooting port
    which flaps down like this so we can take our blasters and shoot
    any additional zombies that come at the plane we’ve also got an additional
    turret here but that’s not all we got check out the
    cockpit so if you guys haven’t seen our private jet before this is a fully
    flyable box sport plane which means it’s got its very own cockpit to the cockpit
    we go and check this out guys so this is the planes cockpit it’s got everything
    we need to take off we got our monitors up here we also have the engine start
    over here and most importantly the plane has a front turret so if you look at the
    camera system here you can actually see outside of the plane at the front and if
    we pull the button down it starts shooting now that we checked out the
    cockpit you guys need to check out the doom buggy oh yeah
    so we don’t exactly know where we’re gonna take the plane yet to survive the
    zombie apocalypse but wherever we go we’re gonna need a mode of
    transportation which is why we converted the back into a ramp that we can drive
    our dune buggy into so this ramp falls down and then we’re able to drive our
    dune buggy into the back of the plane and you take it wherever just like that we bring the dune buggy
    on board then the ramp comes up we can load any supplies ammunition anything
    like that into the plane and then take off easily all right gonna pull up the
    hatch so you can take off Oh No Logan we got zombies get the door shut
    we can’t take off the do zombies we’re gonna have to take them up first I take
    the door shut all right take your defensive position guys we’re not gonna
    be able to take the plane off until we get rid of these zombies we’re gonna
    have to defend the plane first firing up the turret alright to care of that one
    Logan we have some on the right side of the plank you got the flavor I think it’s got a kick on it gonna get
    the machine gun fire there’s so many of them Jake we need to get this plane off
    the ground put a we got one at the back door I got an idea hold on new zombie got him
    okay let’s get this hatch closed Ryan hatches closed we have to take off okay
    if we have a little bit of a window here let’s give her the cockpit right now
    let’s start taking off okay get into your seat starting up the ship’s engine
    okay okay four colors ready one two three are online man we need to get out
    of here guys before the zombies start getting really bad we need to find a
    place to lay low so we can figure out how to stop the zombie virus yep what we
    need to check this turret first okay checking the system hope we go zombie
    because I’ll be running from the aircraft all right firing up the front
    turret this should be a little loud all right I think we’re good to go
    company’s looking good in the back back to back hatches closed
    all right well all we have is the supplies in this aircraft get ready for
    takeoff takeoff position engines forward all right steady pace we have liftoff
    things a little turbulent here fuel levels are good everything is good to go
    all right good all right I’m gonna put all the engines to maximum power if we
    need to get out of the city and fast we’re gonna take this plane as far away
    from the city as we can and find out a place to lay low wherever we’re going
    though guys if we do happen to run into trader Joe we’re gonna need as many
    likes on this video as possible so you smash that like button and if you don’t
    want to miss our zombie adventures hit the subscribe button we’re in for a bit
    of a rough ride we’ll see you guys next time

    SMG4: World War Mario
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    SMG4: World War Mario

    September 24, 2019


    Glitch Productions Intro Wait is the intro whooshing us? [エスエムジー4] Okie dokie… T Y P I N G (oh no its the we- i mean ANIME island) Mario: LALALAHMHMHM! This is lots of fun! (r u sur about dat?) (100%R: lol yes) Tari: Ummmm… Boopkins: *sobbing fish noises* Swagmaster: let me at them! i’ll kick their Kawaii ass (R.I.P Tari’s lifeforce: Lost in vietnam) *japanese stuff* *asgagadgde* *Luigi crying because ww3* Luigi: NO GOD! (Weegee is having a mental breakdown) Mario Captian: Luigi! *Italian gibberish* Mammamia! Yippie! Yummy! Soldier: You’re f***ed! Haha! oh yeah! *the sr pelo scream of holyness* Ok guys, 30 seconds! (why am I typing this when the subtitles are in the video?) (We must praise the god of the Teletubbie Sun, Chris said) YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND- BABY RIGHT ROUND- LIKE A RECORD BABY- (Fuzzy: STOP IT….Get some help.) RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND- (Fuzzy: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) *stops* (Fuzzy: …Thank you! ;w;) *soldiers get shot, play despacito alexa* [Everyone screaming in terror] *Saiko saying a Japanese impression of Link* *Anime Language* Tari: AAH! Boopkins: AHHH! (Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [Memorial to all of the people who died] Mario: LALALALLALALHMHMHM 😀 last guest OOFZ last guest OOFZ “My leg!” Mario: Haha! *Italian gibberish* (ITS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MARIO!) SMG4: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! Boopkins: War… War never changes… Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe! *a fucking waifu comes with a fucking gun* NICONII Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs! (its like the Millionth time he said that Phrase…) *luigi crying* Luigi: WAAH! x2 Oh no! HRMMMMM *scream* Anime Soldier #69: Wave good-bye to your head, wankah! ? *fart* (100%R: she’s fucked, lol) gnome *angry anime talking* *battle scream* (The appropriate way on winning WW3) Mario: That’s-a so nice! Okey-dokey! SMG4: God Damnit, Mario! Mario: RNGH! Hey stinky! MAMAF**KER! Tari: HELP! AHHH! SMG4: AHH! OhH, this is bad! Boopkins: None of us can get past this point! It’s too heavily armed and there’s barbed wire everywhere! Mario: Hmmm… Ohohohoh! SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Hmmmm??? [A WILD MINE APPEARS!] Oh no! Hmmmmm…. Uhh…. Mario’s gonna die! 😀 [Wow. You’re dumber than I thought.] SMG4: You’re gonna die! T H E R E ! *🅱oom* *🅱oom x2* *🅱oom x3* (Super Mario 🅱ros. (1985) Live Lost) Mario! So good! [I take it back.] Boopkins: Good job, Mario! Sonic Forces Narrator: ROCKET LAUNCHER! *🅱oom x4* AAAA Pokemon Rocket Launcher: Coming 3019 W O W W H A T A N E P I C B A T T L E ! Top 10 Sad Anime Death: #2 (I am sad Alexa again ;_;) (What a slowmo :0) Oof *More Anime Stuff* (I SENSE A JOJO REFERENCE IN HERE!!) YOU STUPID…. (Well there’s Bob, Mario, Saiko, Boopkin, SMG-) (He’s alive and sometimes dead…) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag.) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag (also featuring Sanic anime music).) 怒っている盗品 ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDWERTYHSGFRTYAUHGSDYUIJKHGSFYUSJAHGFDGYTDUIDSAHJGFTYUJASD NBVCFGSAHYDTSYUJADNBVGSYUAJKSBH (Fuzzy: *Grabs Chainsaw* Like-a sambody–! *bang* *bang X2* DYONGDONG Y E E T *Doing the Melee Fox dance* (No but I would love a croissant thank you.) *Stop killing Anime weebs* Anime Soldier #666: SHIIIIIIII *Anime oof* *Persona 5 style* Anime Soldier #21: 😮 Anime Soldier #87: :0 Anime Soldier #B*tch: :O Get the f**k outta here! WHOHEHAHAHAHAHAHA Anime Soldier #309763: Omae wa mou shi- OW MY A** Swag: Huh? (Oh hey bob) BoB: nEeD sOmE hElP? BoB: bRuH, yOu’Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf. 🅱rUh bOb and Swag: BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. L0L0L0L0L0L Luigi: Wow! Yuh! *italian gibberish* Tari: I believe in you! Keep going! Alright, let’s do this! Okay! Let’s do this thing! Mario: Bruh, Mario’s gonna kick some 🅱itches! (Bootcamp Flashbacks) (Kick their weeaboo asses Mario) [Meggy being ANNIHIALATED] (This pains me ;_;) NYES! (Shuddup you’re not Inkling Boy) MISTER! x3 *Gibberish* *Marx Soul screech* SIR, YES, SIR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (oh no) HAIYA! (doriyah!) *Intense Woomy heart attack* [How can anyone so ruthless would do this?] Axol: Francis! Stop this at once! WOMYWOMTWOOOOOOMY (wait aren’t you a veemo-) Naaaah! That’s probably nothing! (wait the speed tho) *Filthy frank laugh* Mario: Take-a that! Luigi: Oh yeah! Francis: gOd DaMN iT! GOD DAMN IT! Francis:You wanna know the meaning of life? Then I’ll show you the meaning of life! (Oh no! We gotta problem )=) Otchy-gotchy! Mario: Here we go! Tati: Meggy! HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Mario: F**k off! (Pwnd) *Mario rated MVP of this TF2 capture the flag match* Top 10 hottest anime characters *and wtf is that music* (This music is like shit) ((I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) SMG4: This is.. Kinda Hot. (luigi smack smg4 please) Steve: Hey angel! You da sexi! (Wait when did Steve get here..) *Angry anime noises* Anime Soldier #GetRidOfFortnite: *dies* *poor steve :(* (i would feel that way if i lost my waifu marina from off the hook) Francis: Colours colours colours. [Google Translate went wrong] Mario: WAAH! Oh no! Mammamia! Luigi as Patrick: He’s just standing there… Menacingly! Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here? Francis: What is wrong with you? SMG4: What? What?! W-WHAT?!? Tari: Oh no! Axol? *Tari crying* (poor her tho) You just got… PRANK’D, BRO! HAHA! Francis: EEEHEHEHE! MEEEHEHE! HEHE! *Angry anime shits* Francis: Oh my god, I’m so scared! *fucking gibbers like an idiot* *Angry mario noises* Mario: No! Francis: eh Eh EHHHH! Francis: *sends out a piece of paper* Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *woomy heart attack* [SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!] *sigh* *sigh again* * Marina Gibberish* *again with waifu talk* *s i g h* (desti is getting really f * * k e d up) Axol: No… I can’t… (A classic case of an ally being the one responsible ) Axol: It’s… Axol: It’s all my fault. HOLY CRAP MORE MARINA NOISES Axol: *feather things that axolotls have pops up* Huh? *More marina noises* (ARE YOU A OCTOPUS OR A SQUID DESTI??) (Never mind, let’s listen to the woomy/ octoshit talk. Oh other splatoon fans, the reason its not veemo is because its the splatoon 1 octo noises) *Determined Woomy/octoshit* *pearl noises* Axol: You’re wise, emo fish girl! (I’ve seen many emo fish girls in Splatoon 2 already) Desti: *boi* Axol: HEY MEWTWO! Mewtwo: U WOT Axol: Magikarp is better than you! (100000 IQ AXOL) TAKETHATBACKYOUFIEND (Oh boy Mewtwo Strike Back Evolution is looking great :D) Who’s That Pokemon? It’s a dumbass! (he’s havin’ way too much fun with this. I blame you for this, Desti.) Motherf*cking guy, what the hell you say to me?! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JE– oh Axol: Uhhhhh… *Microsoft Error Noise* *BOOM BOOM BISH* *Woomy has been saved :D* Yoink! 😀 (Thank god, she’s freed.) *octoshit* *Woomy crying* (OH COME ON! NOT THIS AGAIN! I CRIED IN MEGGY’S BOOTCAMP!!!) *woomy gibberish* Axol: We got you, beanie fish girl! *the bitches screamin’* *more woomy gibberish* Axol: B-but! *Angry Splatoon 1 octoshit* *More Splatoon 1 octoshit* (The good, the bad and the weeby) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Estuans interius – Burning inside) Soldier: You should face up to the consequences! (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) OH GOD! Soldier: That wasn’t very nice! AHH! (Sephiroth) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! *Squeak* (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Piss. (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (f*ck me mario is definitly dead) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (nevermind hes pinnochio) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) *Mario laughs* SMG4: Hey! (Sephiroth) SMG4: I’m talkin’ to you. SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass. Oh damn! (Hey SMG4 there you lost a good computer) (to anime…) (I’ll feel the same when I lost all my woomy data) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) SMG4: Pls don’t hurt me ;-; (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) *intense Boopkins crying* (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Boopkins: You’re so mean! (Sephiroth) (Wow Boopkins hasn’t said anything this entire episode) ((But the last sentence though)) (Sephiroth) Tari: *cry for help* (Sephiroth) Tari: HALP!! Tari: AAAA!! Tari: AAAA!! (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) Francis: NOOO!! NO NO NO!!! Axol: Eh! Eh! Give my pen back! why r u so meen 2 m3 *Angry octoshit* *Smash KO noise* Francis: OH MY GOD! *only one word of octoshit thank god* Luigi: Oh hahaha! Oh yeah! Yahoo! *Japanese noises* Boopkins: Yay! 😀 SMG4: *crying of his loss* *Kidnapping in progress, child molestation to come* Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!!! (wait what his eyes are his glasses?!) Mario: Get That motherf*cker! *Sr Pelo gasp* You can’t stop me! *pew sword bang smash fortnite gay* (Another editor: I have no idea what this is but ok..) *Desti slowly backing up toward the Ink Zuccer* 𝐵 𝒪 𝐼 𝒩 𝒢 PWNED Weeeeeh! (Fuzzy: *Grabs popcorn*) E E E E E E E E e e e e e e e e [PSSSH] Francis: YAAAAAA~nan~AAAAAA Tari: AAAAH! AAAAH! Oh No! Saiko uses Hammer Thwack! Sephiroth: 𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡❟ 𝙠𝙞𝙙. MISS Meggy: [Inkling language] Saiko: [Japanese] [Francis is satisfied] Desti: [Octoling language] Saiko: Uuuuh! Oooooo…. [IDEA] [Does anyone speak Japanese? Anyone?] Francis: WAT? Tari: Huh? Tari: Huh? What? [More Japanese] Tari uses Throw! Francis is shocked! [It’s a duck, Francis.You didn’t make it.] [It’s not very effective…] Francis: Wut? Desti: GET OVER HERE! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] [PSSSH] [Octoling language] Axol uses Axol Kick! Mario and SMG4 use Football 101! SMG4: Ha! Mario: Whoo! SMG4: Whoo! Mario: Whooo! SMG4: Yeah! Mario: Huh! SMG4: Piss off! Boopkins: [Eats rock] Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi: Go Weegee! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Boopkins: Ptootey! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] Yaaaaaay copyrighted music [Wait, where the heck is Axol’s pe-] (Alexa play Final Fantasy Victory theme*) *the octopus was the stabbed* *first Aerith, and now Desti (wasn’t she dead?! We saw her get KO’d) ((I mean, it’s SMG4 logic..)) … -insert Irene dimension theme/aphmau death music/Aerith’s theme here- (Can the silence end now??) *Extremely sad woomy* (Wow. One of the best foes on the channel has been brutally murdered by an anime character.) [Death Note Laughter] (Oi Francis there’s such thing as Inkling/Veemo Spawner) (Fuzzy: YOU [email protected] #!?) (Another person: Woah Calm down 0.0) ..Desti…No… )’: *Francis The B**tch Still Laughing* D-DESTI..? *Desti’s last words* (Me: DESTI NO!!!) ((Another Editor: *pat pat* She’ll respawn.) (me: SHE WAS STABBED! SHE ONLY RESPAWNS IF SHE IS SPLATTED! …Let’s face it… she’s not gonna respawn…) (Ded. Not a big surprise.) (Fuzzy: *Sniffle*) つづく… Subs and Edit: Orbit Gaming, Poddee, hamed and all the other people who helped ^-^ sub to smg4 (Poddee: They don’t have to..) [Hamed: I’ll give you a notification bell so you won’t miss out on the finale…..] right now (Poddee: Uh.. ma’am..?) why not (Poddee: That’s a nice fanart there ^) supporters (Poddee: Thanks to all of you Patreon! I’m a broke person.) Fuzzy In the Backround: *Super Loud Crying noises* (Poddee: I’m sad ;-;) In memories of every single soldier who fought bravely as well as desti…… (Poddee: Guess we all have to wait for the finale, right?) (Poddee: See you next time!) (Poddee: *inkling sobbing noises*) (Fuzzy: *Still crying Loudly* [Anyone wanted a tissue? 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧] (me, but i will keep this tissue for the funeral of desti)

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    Real Life MINECRAFT Box Fort! 24 Hour Challenge DAY 7 – Building A Nether Portal

    September 23, 2019


    welcome back to real life minecraft
    where we survived and realized using only minecraft items and oh my gosh Jake
    that’s an Enderman in today’s adventure we finally built our own nether portal
    we construct a workshop on the second story of our house go fishing and I farm
    and eat a delicious watermelon what’s going on everyone yes Papa Jake and we
    are back with another day of real-life minecraft and we are back with day 70 of
    real-life minecraft day 7 j7 yellow tune it will be day 70
    but guys this of course is the series where we survive in real life using only
    minecraft items and every time a video gets 50,000 likes we survive another
    night and we have been out here now for officially one whole week wait wait wait
    what are the calculations on this Jake guys 300,000 lights that’s a whole lot
    of lights that’s enough likes to fill in the Grand Canyon that made no sense
    anyways the more likes we get the longer we live in Minecraft and of course we
    have been living with our amazing a Minecraft base which today we are gonna
    be upgrading and making even more epic but Before we jump into that guys I do
    want to remind you in all of these videos at the end we give a huge shout
    out to one of our awesome squad members if you want to be a part of the squad
    it’s really easy all you got to do is subscribe hit the bell button and
    comment hashtag squad okay that’s not how you do a brother you need to get
    into it you need to get your feet down and your mind in the game and yell
    hashtag skull at the top of your lungs and for y’all you guys are home
    that means comment hashtag spot but guys before we start upgrading and doing some
    more crafting today of course we need to do some resource gathering but I wanted
    to show you guys what we have so far and what we’ve been working on so right here
    is our Minecraft port it’s two stories of Awesomeness we’ve got an activated
    piston here with fires out Jake actually built this all
    himself with my two bare hands and a lot of wood we’ve got an activated piston
    here which when you step on the pressure plate it will shoot out an arrow it’s
    any enemy that comes at us and then when you come on inside the fort it’s a
    little messy Logan I do apologize welcome to the board we got over here a
    crafting table we’ve got a furnace these are probably my two favorite parts of
    the fort we got the armor stand over here and we have a secret door right
    here now we don’t tell anyone about it so if you guys tell anyone about my
    secret door I’m gonna be really mad okay now when you pull this like this the
    secret door opens and that’s where we have our chests with
    all of our diamonds in all our goodies so today’s mission is actually pretty
    intense we are going to the nether well before we go to the nether though we do
    need to make some additions to the base we are gonna make a bigger second-story
    so we have a full second story that I’m gonna turn into a workshop and we do
    need to get some food because we’ve been out here for a while only eating
    Minecraft food and I’m kind of hungry so maybe we build like a smoker so we can
    smoke our food and get some yum yum Yum’s
    or a Jake we could just a little cheat meal you know go down the street oh well
    the restaurant for real guys in real life we sleep here we live here we eat
    here and if it’s not in Minecraft we don’t get to eat it I’ve been living on
    apples and bread the past week and I feel great Logan you need to go gather
    some resources with the equipment that we have because we are kind of low on
    stuff while you’re gathering the resources I think I’m gonna start
    working on the workshop so we can get a ton of your stuff made speaking a new
    stuff Logan we got a creeper coming this way Jake I’ll get him with the sword no
    no let them get the pistol we’re gonna be
    a-okay right we’re not okay move move move piston didn’t work nice your
    redstone piston machine doesn’t work we got gunpowder maybe I should add the
    gunpowder to the piston Sheen and shoot out TNT we make a TNT cannon Jake that
    might be a little dangerous I mean it’s dangerous but it’s better than a piston
    that shoots arrows okay all right well that that can come later okay you go
    gather your resources I’m gonna start panning the fort and making the second
    story did a little bit of upgrading inside the fort cleaned it up a little
    bit made it a little bit more liveable so now we got the bed moved over here I
    also have my armor stand which looks super sick behind the LEDs I big that
    looks awesome so any new armor I grab I can put on the armor staff just like you
    would do in Minecraft I also had to move the crafting table over here kind of
    close to my secret door but I think it makes a more secretive time to start
    binding some material so we can build our awesome workshop what something just shoot me no guys
    it’s a skeleton okay you’re going down mr. skeleton you don’t mess with the
    Logan aider I got the best sword skills in the game and I think I’m ready for
    the nether check you know we got the dog right here can you team you blue for the
    dog you are now officially my minecraft dog I don’t any bones for you but if I
    did I would give you all the bones in the world so your your mind now you
    don’t opens you’re not Logan’s before we have a mission today and that is to get
    some water from the ocean using my steel pail let’s grab our water and head back
    to the farm so we’re back at the farm and first things first we need to make
    sure that we take out a little section for our water so we can fertilize the
    crops I’m also growing some nice flowers too
    so you know maybe we can make some dye guys we should grab some flowers and
    make an awesome banner using the loom I can grab dye and then we could dye the
    banners and have our own individual banners like the Papa Jake house all
    right now time for our one watermelon seed place you there in fertilizer just
    like in Minecraft you need a nice block the water beside wherever you’re farming
    that’s how you grow food nice and fast probably how real farmers do it is I’m a
    real farmer tomorrow morning we should have a fresh watermelon
    we are converting this minecraft paste into a Minecraft mansion we got this
    entire section of the four on two stories there’ll be a back entrance into
    this second storey and we’ll have a nice handy-dandy workshop up here with all
    the new Minecraft updates so check this out guys we actually made
    the entrance to the second storey outside so you come out the back door
    here and then you open up this door here so check it out guys we’ve got the
    second storey workshop so you come up like so and we are now on the second
    story it has a ton of room to add all of our new stuff I’m thinking we add the
    loom we add the blast furnace I also want to add a smoker to make some good
    food I was thinking today we could go fishing and get some fish and then smoke
    it in the smoker and then I got some nice fish also my favorite part about
    this is the fact that you can see outside and it’s got such a sweet and
    nice view know you do you want to join up for it oh don’t leave me come back
    Jake what are you doing Jake what do you mean it’s not jake is looking absolutely
    incredible except for that what is that Jake that’s our chimney where the smoke
    comes up okay Jake but dude this has to be on par with some
    of our biggest box foots of all time it is getting huge and it’s only day seven
    it is a box for a mansion dude if you get 50,000 likes and we go to day 400
    the whole world is of Oxford next we got to build an island an island obvious we
    got an island minecraft box bore but Logan I wanted to show you some of the
    cool inside stuff because now that we have your resources we can finally put
    them inside the workshop and start building some new cool stuff Jake that
    weird guy is back ah that’s friendly Phil yes friendly Phil
    what do you want every time you come here something bad happens so it better
    be good we have friendly Phil but we’re minecraft pro so we’ve rebuilt the whole
    thing in like it kind of took a long time Suns
    actually like the creepers yeah friendly Phil I think we can handle some
    skeletons and creepers okay no we’re not sick minecraft I just took out a
    skeleton the viewers are destroying that like button again fifty thousand likes a
    video pulse were about to go to the nether okay alright friendly friendly
    Phil careful with family fell it’s I’m being careful okay we want to go to the
    nether we’re going to the nether friendly feeling there’s nothing you can
    do about it I mean I’m just trying to be freeing the pill it’s dangerous I mean I
    think we spent enough time in Minecraft to go of another but I mean Jake what if
    he’s right okay he’s not right okay I don’t know what friendly feels up to but
    every time he sees me he tells me to stop going there stop doing this I think
    he might not be so friendly I don’t know guys what do you think personally I
    think friendly fills up to something gives me the creeps
    no I mean he did warn you about that cave and look what happened yeah but
    r-cubed that was his cave that he set up for me do we ignore friendly Phil for
    now please get back to the real business at hand inside his building my legit
    workshop this is how we use those materials you gathered and build some
    awesome new items at our crafting table so Logan I think first things first
    what’s one new item I want to use oh I know what it is the blast furnace
    everyone needs a blast furnace to smell through or faster oh there we go we got
    ourselves hoodoo that’s heavy furnace this is going in here into the
    workshop next item I want to crap is oh I know we’ll do the loom because we’re
    gonna be making our very own banners today this is the loom this is how we’re
    gonna be crafting our banners and giving them some sweet designs we’re actually
    doing a lot of work on the workshop today which I like but we are still
    going to the nether guys alright next up I think we’re gonna need a stone cutter
    for our brand-new workshops so mr. crafting table I’m gonna give you the
    resources you’re gonna give me a stone cutter in brand-new stone cutter that’s
    dangerous this is going in the workshop Jake you’re using all of our resources
    that we just mined I know I know but it’s important that we build the
    workshop because then we can expand the base with anything last item we’re gonna
    make today is one of my favorites and something we’re gonna be using for
    dinner it’s called the smoker here we go in three two brand-new smoker that we’re
    gonna be using for cooking some fish tonight because I thought we could build
    a fishing rod and try some fishing I mean I am working on some watermelons
    but we’re out of chicken and breads been getting old and I’m kind of tired of
    apples so why not fish cheek that’s a great idea except you’re not very good
    at fishing Oh Logan I’m the best fisherman you’ve ever seen okay when I
    put my fishing rod in the water all the fish come by cuz they’re like what’s up
    proper Jake can I get an autograph cuz you cool hey Jake the Sun is going
    down we need to get cooking first before we go catch some fish and build a
    fishing rod why don’t we check out the brand-new workshop that is my passion
    project oh the workshops actually looking pretty good oh dude this is
    awesome and it’s on the second story which is sweet we got our stone cutter
    our furnace our loom and our smoker it’s not too shabby not too shabby plus we
    have another room that we can build under here so we can keep expanding the
    base unlimited possibilities that’s why I
    keep telling you guys if you have anything you think we should add on to
    this bass be sure to comment down below but before we get into using some of
    this stuff and building our banners I think you’re right Logan I think we need
    to go crab fishing rod and do a little bit of fishing ok locum ball in order to
    make a fishing rod we need some sticks and luckily I have some in my secret
    hidden chest so why don’t we open up this bad boy here diamonds that’s a
    steal not bad move slime slime in here ah sticks okay now we’ll use these to
    craft got my sticks and my strength and all we need to do is use the magic
    powers of the crafting table to build a one outside before we check it out our
    very own minecraft fishing rod check it out the Sun is going down it’s the
    perfect time to fish because they’re all sitting down for their dinner and I’m
    about to serve them up so I’m chef Pappas yo Jake be careful with that Papa
    Papa Papa Jake all right here we go cast it out and now we wait although can
    I got a big one here hold on he’s fighting me brother where to go where’s the fish Jake that’s
    not how you do it we gotta finish time to take this fish to the smoker make
    some dinner now I’m officially inside the workshop and it’s time to cook some
    fish Logan’s back down there Logan why just saying hi
    but anyway we’re gonna be using our nice little smoker here to cook our fish so I
    already put it in close up the lid here and we’re gonna let it cook for about
    one two three and it should be ready get up pull this down yeah I think I see
    some nice fresh fish check it out we got some smoked and cooked fish Jake that
    actually looks really good time in the Papa Jake minecraft for it it’s pretty
    good I’m gonna do a really good job making this slow cooker what happens
    well Papa Jake and lo dinners stealin minecraft while they’re still in
    Minecraft I was gonna destroy their base but they came back anyways I think
    everything is a grave everybody they haven’t left long video in Minecraft the
    more likely they are to find me you are very far away who in their right mind
    look for a big dragon Lea you stop Papa Jake we are back inside a fort after
    eating a nice yummy yum dinner it is currently uh well it’s getting
    kind of dark out we’ve spent a lot of the day building we got a lot of stuff
    upgraded inside the four guys check out my bedroom it’s on the second story it’s
    kind of better than Jake’s better and that’s for sure and we have my bedroom
    where we get to see the nice beautiful ocean
    oh my gosh gee that’s an Enderman Jake there’s an unnerving outsider for no
    this is all over again where’s mushrooms I want to make sure he’s okay moobs get
    over here come here boy no endermans getting you this time I’ll
    open what you need to do is I’m gonna go to sleep while I sleep you fight off the
    Internet Jake come on now’s our chance we can get
    him all right but I’m doing it for mr. Rochelle’s it comes in handy
    cuz I’m doing this for you you stay here hey guys I’ll grab my sword he’s done
    yeah Bannerman’s got where did he go no Jake he was right here maybe you got
    scared away from my kung fu powers crisis averted Papa Jake saved the day
    once again guys we are safe to head back in the fall how many at least it wasn’t
    an under man alright well that’s a find mean is a nighttime lobster spawning
    he’s probably Scout since creepers all around but it’s okay maybe we just lock
    our doors tonight and go to bed lock the doors we go to Logan another skeleton dude where are these skeletons coming
    from inside our base and chill all we want but if there’s a ton this is
    spawning how does spark you so close to our base
    we’ve been all around this place we’ve never seen a spawner we gotta get this
    thing out of here hope all right let’s get rid of this and fast we got lucky we
    found a spawner get over on the entire house as far as I can public we’ve been
    around this entire place I mean we’ve scavenged the entire area for resources
    we would have seen a skill at this corner there that means somebody placed
    it yeah I guess that is kind of suspicious but who would have done that
    man help feed or whatever his name was you mean friendly fella just friendly
    Phil okay but not so friendly dude someone put it there look I think first
    thing in the morning we need to set for another portal and get into the nether
    maybe we can find some more information in there tomorrow is another portal so
    get some rest Logan we don’t know what’s gonna be on the other side of that thing
    see you in the morning and we are back and it is days I don’t even know what
    day it is but I had a great sleep last night we need to wake Logan get up I
    sleep up there I actually realize Logan has a little bit of advantage because
    last night I kept getting ants crawling in my bed which is not fun so you’re
    actually sleeping up there probably got a lot less than you so that’s nice and
    today is an extremely special day because it is the day we finally get to
    build our nether portal and go to the nether before we do that Jake I think I
    need to eat breakfast while Logan I’m glad you mentioned that because today’s
    breakfast I got something extra special you see last night while you were out
    gathering resources I actually went ahead and planted some
    watermelon we’ve got a fully grown watermelon I knew it was gonna work
    oh now that that’s breakfast that is breakfast look at this it’s fresh it’s
    grown straight from the farm what more can you ask for when you’re living in
    real life minecraft guys I am looking forward to this sweet watermelon now the
    key to a good watermelon cut is you get your ax
    put it right in the middle and you just give her a good swing like that and we
    got watermelon I don’t think that’s how you eat a
    watermelon oh you to warm up huh you’re dripping everywhere the map warm Oh hmm
    all right guys now that we’re all filled up on our watermelon I think it’s time
    we head back inside because we got a lot of planning to do before we head to the
    nether and we actually had a really awesome idea suggested to us by one of
    you guys huge shout out to short clips for suggesting that we use our brand-new
    loom to make some awesome banners we’re back inside the workshop and time to use
    the brand new glue takes time we put this bad boy to the test Logan Jake I’m
    going first here we go all right do tons of a banner inside and here we go oh
    that is sick check it out mom got her custom banners all right let’s go put
    these on the front of the fort oh yeah don’t mess with the owl squad okay looks
    pretty cool but I think I’m gonna put mine here hanging off the roof the nice
    Papa Jay banner it can flap in the wind it looks cool I think our base is
    starting to look pretty awesome well in order to build our nether portal we’re
    gonna need a bunch of obsidian and my flint and steel then once we’re done we
    just strike it with the flint and steel and boom we have another portal yeah I
    got my diamond armor my diamond helmet my diamond sword Jake I don’t have any
    armor Oh you got a diamond sword oh okay I have
    an idea I have an idea why don’t you build the new shield let’s build that
    shielding Oh guys check out this shield all right Logan while while you were
    making your shield I set up the nether portal
    before we go inside and activate the nether portal I do want to remind you
    guys that if you guys want us to stay another night and go into the nether
    where you’re gonna need 50,000 likes on this video just in case whatever happens
    Logan I think we should do the shout out right now huge shout out to Logan Jones
    for being a member of the squad squad thank you so very much Logan for being
    an amazing member and as always guys if you see you down below in the comments
    give him a big thumbs up give him a nice little comment thank you so very much
    but guys I think it is time to activate this nether portal good thing I have my
    foot and steel are you ready for this Logan my first never never been so ready
    in my life Jake here we go in three two one

    BILLIONAIRE BOX FORT MANSION!!📦💰 24 Hour Challenge: Movie Theatre, Hot Tub, Gaming Room & More!
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    BILLIONAIRE BOX FORT MANSION!!📦💰 24 Hour Challenge: Movie Theatre, Hot Tub, Gaming Room & More!

    September 3, 2019


    the budget Billa come on it’s worth four
    million dollars so slow in the room Azam bro Oh what if we did one last light
    goal of a hundred and twenty thousand likes and if we get it we will turn this
    into a box fort spaceship will use all of the wiring all the interior all the
    electrical all the different rooms everything including the computers TV
    screens in Tendo sewage and we will turn it in to the world’s biggest spatial hey we came I got a call Logan right now
    Jake what’s going on I got here as fast as I could
    Logan is here June and you’re probably all wondering what it is and guys we are
    officially announcing these Papa Jake box for building kit that’s right today
    we are launching it there will be a link in the description like the description
    and you guys can now go and get your very own Papa Jake’s box for building in
    guys this kit comes with absolutely everything you need to build your very
    own box for at home it not only builds just a box board feet also a box for and
    before we start today’s video we’re going to be using that in today’s box
    for Bill I don’t want to do a little unboxing for you guys make sure you guys
    what comes inside the kit this is the box we got built by Papa Jake on the
    side view I love is look so sick let the box work
    will be begin so once you get your kit it will be a little bit different guys
    into this demo kit for us here we go so it opens up like this oh my god I get
    that out so this is the official built by Papa Jake pamphlet I’m going to get
    into this in a little bit because this is really cool let’s start off with the
    most important things you need to build any box board this is something that me
    and Logan use is every build and we go through so much of it so we hooked you
    guys up with a massive roll of duct tape that’s detect ale is customized duct
    tape to have a seal of – it was bolts inside of it so when you’re using this
    in your box board it’s going to look like a legit building
    extra strong – you know XO guys we got a water gun cuz if you’re having a box for
    warm looks box for its worst enemy its water we got ourselves a Papa Jake
    Brandon water gun oh my god oh let me see through a lot of 24-hour challenges
    and whether or not you do the 24 hour challenge or just chillin it gets cooled
    sometimes in a box for that’s what we got the Papa Jake blanket not only we’ve
    got the property branding on it but it is so fluffy splink when we’re
    making this guys I specifically said fluffy and comfy for nothing and so we
    got the copious blanket for your box for bills we also got some double-sided tape
    so you can attach stuff to the side of your box four walls two sets of box door
    handles and next up one of the most important things you need in any box for
    a high-powered flashlight so you guys voted for the army sticker pack so we
    have everything to turn your box fort into a legitimate box for bunkers whoa
    what’s that button it first but don’t don’t don’t press that bro first to the
    launch button you can launch your rockets or anything from your box or
    with this baby you got to make sure your box bunker is secure and we want to do
    still windows posts on the side no one’s getting in and take the blanketing
    enough your box hole comes with a camp fire say nice toasty warm yeah no one’s
    going to find your box for check that out of you and last but not least guys
    no box order is complete without a door and this is your solid metal box for
    doors or you know get creative uses of the room use of the flooring whatever
    you guys want your creativity is the only limit with this box for kids so
    guys go grab your passport kit today links are in the description down below
    and for today’s video there’s a billionaire box board we’re going to be
    using all of this to create the most ultimate box for bills we have experts
    alright guys so we’re back outside and here is our massive fallout shelter you
    guys know that you probably see the last video and you guys absolutely destroyed
    the like button so we saved the box for it and now we’re going to be using this
    to build the billionaires box for it’s a house guys we already have a massive
    houseful we’re going even bigger it’s so big but we’re going bigger guys
    we got add a bathroom we got to add a movie theater and a hot tub onto all of
    this guys because it’s truly going to be a billionaires box for not to mention we
    got all the new awesome stuff from our kits to make this even cooler so the
    first thing we’re going to do guys is make our hot tub entrance
    we got to take off from house door oh dude I love that vault or we’re
    definitely saving this guy’s maybe someday we’ll do a follow-up on a five
    version of this you were going to actually have a tunnel coming all the
    way out to the hot tub so you can easily get inside and out of the hot tub will
    also probably install like a towel rack or something because we want to dry off
    after a nice dip in the hot stuff first steps to making the hot tub room we need
    a drying rack because we all know guys this cardboard gets wet that’s a very
    bad thing so we’re going to use this drying board as something that we can
    stand on dry off on with a towel and then enter the box for it but you check
    that oh this is perfect you get on this dry off go back in the box for after
    your night’s tape and ahh so now that that’s in place all we have to do start
    building so let’s set the time lapse and get this hot so every bill I live right
    now we have the living quarters we also have like the eating area slash chilling
    area hot tub room is done now it’s time to make the movie theaters logic gaming
    room this is going to be one of the funnest parts of the actual billionaires
    box for it so we’re gonna start working on it here get it all ready and then
    once we have all the exterior done that’s when we get to go inside start
    sagging this baby out alright guys so the Sun is setting but
    the movie theater is coming along great we have most of it ready all we have to
    do now is put on the roof what’s the movie theatres done guys all I have to
    work on is the bathroom and that’s it for scarier we’re going inside and check
    it out this box floor and just in case you’ve never seen what the boss floor
    looks like so far we did rip down a bunch of the stuff that we have in here
    for the fallout shelter because it didn’t really make much sense but I’m
    going to show you what it looks like now and you guys can see what we’re working
    with so when your guys we have our living quarters this whole place is
    decked out for sleeping we got our sleeping beds in here and we got some
    beautiful lighting did we go through here we have a secondary hatch and
    obviously we have a door here that we can close if we need to but if we go
    down here into the main I guess common area this is really cool this is where
    we can eat as well as just kind of chill we’ve got a first-aid kit on the wall we
    have a fan venting in fresh air so we have a full ventilation system over
    there we have a radio and then at the front here because we do have this kind
    of walkway that you have to kind of walk up a little bit up here we have the
    lookout and now we had this close for the follow video since this is be
    billionaires box port we’re probably going to open this up so we can look out
    and check out the nice waterfront oh and did I mention guys that
    everything in here is all electrically wired to this main power modules here so
    we can actually fully equip the entire box for it not only with a bunch of
    light fan systems but also because this is the billionaires box work we’re going
    to clip it with a TV gaming system and much more for the first thing we’re
    going to be using from the Papa Jake box for a villain box is our door we’re
    going to take our sticker I got our Papa Jake certified door handle so we can
    easily get in and out of the box for dude that is looking so sick look at
    that now we’re just going to cut out the door I said that first
    check that out it’s a metal door it’s not done yet we still need to handle
    when you do buy one of our box for kids make sure to tweet me pictures send it
    to me on Instagram because we want to showcase some of your amazing bells of
    this because honestly the amount of creativity you have with this is insane
    but wait the doors not done let’s get the door handle on door handle is going
    on thing on there like a charm dude check that out close it like this or
    open it yo that’s so much easier bro don’t forget you get four of these in
    your kit for the sake of this we’re going to have one on both sides so you
    guys can get creative with them of course but let’s put the next one right
    on the inside I just one of the hardest things when you build a box fort is
    shutting the door from the inside so the last thing we have to do before you can
    go inside is get the bathroom done this would be a billionaires box for without
    a proper bathroom it’s gonna be a little bit weird but we’re going to go for the
    outhouse method with this one I’ve already got the main placeholder here
    well you get what that’s for I’m probably gonna put a policy between me
    and Logan no one used it but for the sake of this video we’re still got to
    build it so now all I have to do is make housing around it as well as a very
    secure door all right here we go Logan’s got the fuck it just in case for proof
    of concept it’s not the best it’s not the most beautiful but it works you can
    actually go up in here it’s got a lot of room up in here there is no light and
    you do have a space to sit not the most luxurious bathroom but hey the bathroom
    in a box Ford and of course you can close the door oh I also forgot to
    mention guys that our box port comes with a rain catcher this actually works
    to catch rain you can put a cup in there and we have a funnel system you guys
    would’ve seen that in our fallout box board but I thought I’d mentioned as
    well yeah so now that we have everything pretty much ready inside the box where
    I’m going to start making our additions now before bring the TV the Nintendo
    switch I’m going to do all the electrical lighting inside the brand new
    movie theater slash gaming room all the lighting is done and now
    officially the entire box board is fully lit now it was time to start decking out
    this box board with all of the awesome gear it comes inside the Papa Jake box
    for building kids so we got a lot of fun stuff to put inside this box for
    probably one of the scariest things surviving in this box board for 24 hours
    our raccoons because we’re outside and outside there’s only a few things I can
    hurt us I mean well there are coyotes but but mainly raccoons we got our water
    gun and not only does this work to deteriorate boxes
    it will also scare raccoon away our box board kit comes with its double-sided
    tape so we can mount the water gun on the wall for easy access there we go
    guys the water gun is mounted on the wall for easy access during the night
    and the cool thing to guys is if you use a few of these you can even mount like a
    nerf gun or really anything you want on the side of the wall it’s great too
    because it’s so sticky you can actually pull it off and stick it back on a few
    times before it loses thickness so these are our super big asset but when you’re
    making box board Oh looks like someone’s off door oh look like Logan with the
    food dude that’s awesome billionaire box for it has food
    delivered all right guys and before we have dinner I am going to put up one
    more thing from our kin we’re going to put the rest up after dinner but before
    we get into that I did want to use the pamphlet not only as a pamphlet awesome
    for given instructions and everything like that but it also doubles as an
    asset to building a box for it you cannot hold it like this and bam you’ve
    got a full cork board in your box you’ve got a bunch of helpful box building tips
    different secrets from our box for building videos and just the general
    information that you need to know when building a box board and you’ve also got
    some extra room to make notes for yourself so I’m going to pin this up in
    here so we have a little wall this is definitely something you have to include
    in the home base of your box board for dinner I’m going to read one helpful tip
    from the board listed here tip number seven always build your floor
    first this is going to be the base of everything that holds the box together
    make sure that you’re confident with the floor first before building the walls
    and roof that is important guys I’m not going to go through all the tips but
    there’s a lot of helpful stuff here that you need to know one building box fourth
    before we continue building this box for it’s time for dinner
    our dinner delivered to us because it is still the billionaires box first ensure
    got the breakfast bagel for dinner bagel with some cheese as well some
    turkey alright guys we just finished dinner we’re back into the movie theater
    slash gaming room I’m going to start setting up the gaming setup now Logan is
    currently editing tomorrow’s video we’re going to set this up I got my Nintendo
    switch here I also got a flat screen TV and i rewired a bunch of power so I’m
    going to work on that and then get this baby running it’s official check this
    out we got the Nintendo switch attached to the flat-screen TV even Logan has a
    power outlet over there so you can work on yesterday’s video which is awesome
    look at it says we got Mario Kart we got one two three switch we got bells on my
    crap and because we’re only in my backyard we even have Wi-Fi which is
    sick this is by far my favorite room in the fort so I think we’re going to go
    play a little bit of Mario Kart and then dude are you dying to go in the hot tub
    I mean we have a billionaire box for doom we got a hot tub you want to go in
    after thirty twelve thirty but yeah all right what else do we get in here all right guys we just finished gaming we
    had a bunch of fun playing Mario Kart in here Logan for editing so I think it’s
    time to both take a break and we’re going to go enjoy the hot tub sleeping
    quarters look good but we definitely need to get this set up before bed
    all right here you guys Oh hot dog on bro oh it looks nice dude let’s get in
    here towels are here drying station is on point straight from the box forth
    into the hot tub billionaire box or it done right go from the box where to this our gas from finished up in the hot tub
    now it’s time to get back in the box for dry off change and get ready prevent the
    tricky thing is we have to dry out inside the drying chamber because if we
    step on the box with wet bathing suits will completely destroy the box this
    heating lamp is absolutely amazing I’ve changed a gun my freshly shirt on I’m
    feeling good I’m ready for bed but guys while we’re in the hot tub mean-looking
    we’re talking we need a crazy idea obviously we’ve been having these
    massive like goals to keep this box for build and to keep adding on to it but
    this thing will have to come down but we thought what if we do one last light
    goal what if we did one last light goal of a hundred and twenty thousand likes
    and if we get it we will turn this into a box fort spaceship will use all of the
    wiring all the interior all the electrical all the different rooms all
    the different doors says everything including the computers TV screens in
    tendo switch and we will turn it in to the world’s biggest spaceship so put a
    hashtag save the box and smack that like button let’s go for 120,000 legs alright
    guys we’re having the bed I almost forgot top of Jake box port builder kit
    comes with some other accessories that we’ll need but comfy is blanket in the
    world oh oh yeah this to be my blanket for the night so let’s bring that in
    here and just to be on the safe side let’s bring the Papa Jake flashlight
    before we go to bed we still have a bunch of other stickers we’re still
    going to do some interior design some more with the other stickers we have
    making it cold at night so having time to put the fire know that is toasty man
    already I can feel the flames bro Kass stickers fire room literally the
    stickers fire guys get the comfy blanket up oh dude
    but I didn’t realize this it comes with extra writing space all right here yo
    guys comfy blanket in the world since Jake’s already ready for bed I’m going
    to turn off all the lights my number two I in the last light this
    is a pretty sweet day but I think we’ll see you guys tomorrow night guys be in
    the morning so what’s up so you’re the room Azam bro it was
    really eating my food you must blanket well that’s what we wake up what is
    going on guys it’s nothing we just woke up rumbas on in billionaire box floral
    oh my god it was a good night it wasn’t bad at all this thing is so big and with
    the fans and ventilation systems there was no issue at all Logan’s in the
    kitchen he’s going to be working on a circuit breaker turning back on all the
    light I thought I’d use our flashlights and really quickly checking inside the
    gaming room and make sure no raccoons came in here last night take a look
    around the corner so everything’s fine TV is still here and there we go the
    lights are back on in this box for guys now we’re swinging for a breakfast and
    in the meantime I thought we’d do some more decorations and put this here over
    the door just in case you don’t know who built the box for it and we still got
    some awesome stickers to check out so it’s find a place to put these so I
    think we’re going to put the camo over Logan’s bed now normally could use this
    on the outside of your box for it like a military box but in this case we’re
    going to kind of use those like wall art like I said guys it’s whatever you want dude that is looking awesome looking
    great man this is some sick walleye I mean yeah we could use this on the
    outside but because this isn’t a military box fort it’s a billionaires
    box fort we’re going to pretend that this is a billionaire painting it is
    called the bush did lick em off it’s worth four million dollars just thing
    it’s old steel and we still up some handles left from the box for building
    kit so we’re going to put handles on it so we can open up the window and close
    it one really awesome tip that we found out is if you are sticking a door or a
    window put the sticker on first and then cut it it’s a lot easier if you are
    using a box cutter make sure you have an adult help you out because they could be
    very dangerous that is no awesome man
    and look it’s so secure dude a solid metal you turn an old door into a new
    door and it works amazingly awesome I think that for breakfast you might be
    wondering Pappa Jake why don’t you use it this is a demo kit for us and because
    of that it’s just it’s just like journey for show it’ll be exactly this size it
    looks exactly like this but it’ll actually be stronger than the duct tape
    that we normally use in our videos here you go Jake thank you buddy
    inside the nice gaming room chill it out relaxing this was like living in a house
    for 24 hours we got a gaming set up yeah we got air
    conditioning what more can you ask for literally and Wi-Fi don’t forget to
    smack that like button we got 120,000 likes real keep this
    build for one final build with this box board before we tear it down and we will
    make a massive spaceship if you guys thought the Papa Jake box fort it was
    lit with I know you guys all did go check it out get yours today link it in
    the description down below and guys be sure to send me pictures if you get it
    send me pictures of the kids so many pictures of the builds you make will be
    posted on Instagram following you guys on Twitter and showcasing them here on
    the channel so if you guys want to get in one of Papa jeeps videos you need to
    go grab that kit and start building an epic box for it

    Captured By BIGFOOT!! 24 Hour Snowstorm Survival – Spy Gadgets, Fort Building (Sasquatch)
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    Captured By BIGFOOT!! 24 Hour Snowstorm Survival – Spy Gadgets, Fort Building (Sasquatch)

    August 31, 2019


    look I think you see I think it’s if
    he’s moving we’re in Bigfoot territory now guys so we’re able to make it to the forest
    where we are currently tracking Bigfoot as you guys can see huh we’re in the
    middle of a massive blizzard we brought all of our survival gear to set up our
    base camp right now we need to push as deep into the woods as possible and
    start setting up camps so we can survive till 3:00 a.m. luckily though Logan
    brought a toboggan the snow is so high right now guys it isn’t making it
    extremely hard to walk so we can toboggan deeper into the forest it could
    definitely help hey okay that was a good distance okay it’s
    this and I you’re covered in snow you can be out here for hours you need to be
    more careful oh that’s true I am freezing already all right well
    let’s try and make our way in set up this tent so we can get some warrant for
    this storm is not letting up guys we need to keep pushing and keep an eye out
    for Bigfoot guys you see anything in the woods you need to let us know all right
    so we’ve made it to the creek bed the satellite images we have of where
    Bigfoot is is essentially a couple miles down east that way we normally follow
    the creek bed but now we have to get down this mountain so Logan olestra
    tobogganing down we’re in for some ice rock climbing I think I might have to
    toboggan down here we go okay all right we have our survive well we
    made it all of about 10 meters into the woods and it took us probably four times
    the time it took us the first time this is going to be an extremely hard mission
    my ankles are completely numb creek bed is there you can’t really tell but that
    is where the water line is and we need to get really far not to mention you
    guys I don’t know how Bigfoot fares in the snow but if he’s able to maneuver
    these things faster than us there’s no way we can run away he sees us we’re
    literally sitting ducks in this snow well it shows a bit of a job take a look
    here oh yeah I got the ice right down here guys we do have an iPad for a GPS
    but with this storm we’re not going to get any cell phone signals GPS signals
    this could be pretty hard to track Bigfoot would you know that he’s most
    active at 3:00 a.m. and that’s what we’re banking on is that we can find him
    around then and find out where his nest is once and for all
    sorry now we got to go set up this tent broke okay
    very careful this ice is not solid the mission continued at a slow pace with
    the winter storm pushing back it was almost impossible to move through the
    snow we headed towards where a satellite tracker was showing Bigfoot’s last
    movement our main objectives right now are to set up base camp and get warm yeah that’s water high that’s gonna be
    way too dangerous to travel along this which means we’re not gonna be able to
    travel up this creek but we’re gonna travel through the woods which is gonna
    slow us down even more and the sun’s already starting to set so right now we
    have to set up base camp and I think we’re gonna go to where we found him
    last also guys we were able to bring motion detectors so we can set those up
    around the camp to make sure that if he does come near us during the night we’ll
    be able to know where he is at all times if we can find this Bigfoot nest and we
    can prove that Bigfoot lives here this this could be huge guys I mean all
    of this will be worth it all of this hardship and we need your guy’s help to
    do that we made it to the top of a hill guys
    this is really difficult in Bigfoot territory now guys this is not good this
    storm is not letting up so this is not only just a survival mission Logan okay
    it’s not only can pop Jake and Logan survive for 24 hours in the snow what’s
    on itself is harder now now we have to keep in mind that Bigfoot is out here
    lurking and trying to find us all right I’m taking a little breather Jake’s
    really into Finding Bigfoot now and I used to not be on board but after our
    last couple encounters there’s definitely something in these woods now
    I don’t know what it is but Jake says he’s tracking something and we’re gonna
    find it tonight so we’ve been making our way along the path where we last saw
    Bigfoot behind us is the creek bed and we can’t walk on it because of the ice
    the only way to go right now guys is up well above this kind of cliff here and
    if you guys notice this is like a bit of a cave here check this out dude yeah
    it’s like what we’ve been seeing before exactly and I have a theory I think that
    maybe Bigfoot chose this area to survive in because there’s so many of these and
    if we were able to track Bigfoot and find out where he’s living I’m gonna
    assume that Bigfoot’s nest is something like this but obviously a lot bigger a
    lot of you guys in the comments have been saying that the Bigfoot we found
    might in fact be a baby and the real Bigfoot is still out there which I don’t
    know about you Logan but kind of freaks me out
    so let’s climb up this cave cuz we ought to set up our tent yeah
    nothing like climbing a cave in the middle of a blizzard does anyone here
    have expertise in clave climbing I’ve never even climbed a rock let alone rock
    climb before I went rock climbing once is a field trip I didn’t go cuz I was
    scared of heights now you want me to climb up this in the middle of a
    blizzard Jake you got this good news and bad news
    good is Bigfoot isn’t up here bad news is all the energy I have out of me yeah
    we forgot the bags I’ll see you guys when I get the bags so we’re back on
    track heading deeper into the woods we need to set up base camp fast this
    storm is not letting up and we’re starting to get cold maybe you get our
    tents set up if you guys are wondering about some of the gear we’re using this
    face mask actually works really well in this situation like this it takes oxygen
    in from the outside the cold oxygen and doesn’t let it come back out when it
    heats up so the hot air actually goes down into my suit it lets us stay out
    here a lot longer than we would normally cuz right now I think it’s about
    negative 19 degrees and that cool is only gonna get worse as the Sun Goes
    Down well good I think I’ve found a spot up ahead set
    up camp yeah we need to uh man it’s getting way too cool I’m coming down all
    right I’m good all right guys I think I found a place where we can set up for
    the night this is just a long where we last saw a Bigfoot and is within
    satellite range of his tracker plus guys the great thing about this is even
    though it’s still storming this is going to give us some natural defense against
    this storm because we’re in a bit of a crevasse here and then when we do pick
    up Bigfoot we can follow him right along here but right now we need to dig out
    some of the snow and set up camp and get inside our tab before we freeze guys if you think adventures like this
    are awesome be sure to hit that like button we’re gonna find Bigfoot I
    promise you Logan is currently on the outside or
    working on the outside of the tent making sure that the snow is all piled
    up and away from us I’ve gone on the inside I’m starting to unload all of our
    gear get our food ready because I am starving Logan to starving we need to
    eat and everything is freezing over I hope you guys are seeing this footage
    because the GoPro is literally covered in ice I can barely even told you guys
    right now all right guys the storm is getting worse we got to get inside right
    now set up our lights to get some food into us the tents already quit you I
    heard that full of that hide inside inside I don’t know what that was what
    was making that noise but if it is Bigfoot it sounded an awful lot like him
    people now that we have our base camp set up and a little bit more breathing
    room let’s check the GPS so this is
    essentially well this is Earth and if we zoom into where we are I guess we just
    we just heard something again I don’t know if you caught on camera but there
    was another noise no oh this is not a good idea
    hold on hold on no okay guys it’s getting really windy and I’ve heard two
    animal noises this must be Bigfoot Logan I’m I’m tracking him here on the GPS we
    got a problem he’s move it what’s our plan what are we even gonna do if we see
    him okay so guys I can’t really zoom in that much because of I don’t know why I
    don’t know if the iPad is not working or what’s not working I can’t get it really
    pops you don’t like freak out it says he’s on top of us is what I’m trying to
    say I can’t get any closer but I don’t know it’s on top of us I’m gonna see if
    I can find him she could be bright out there I’m not
    going outside let’s scan the night vision goggles right there okay stay here with the tent door open a
    back door open he doesn’t need to run back hi guys I’m putting on the night
    vision okay oh yeah see anything in the woods this storm
    storm is picking up extremely bad I can barely see should have brought out more
    gear go get on us come back in okay keep an eye on that Jeep

    MEGALODON SHARK SCARED ME IN THE OCEAN || The Amazing Frog Part 3 w/ FGTEEV Duddy
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    MEGALODON SHARK SCARED ME IN THE OCEAN || The Amazing Frog Part 3 w/ FGTEEV Duddy

    August 31, 2019


    OHHHH I LIKE PEANUTS! they’re trying to get my door! they’re going for my door! they’re going for my door! Oh my gosh there’s three of them! it’s FGTEEV (ME:)) Give me back the minutes well Hey, I’ve escaped from Swindon and now it’s time [to] continue making frog park 3 Thank you, buddy [alright]. What’s up everybody is study back, and we’ve got more amazing frog for you I’ve escaped that of [swindon], and I still got my water pistol, and it looks like over here. There’s actually a button I’m not Gonna Lie So I’ve already tried this but I thought it’d be cool [to] do it together [this] right here is a button to open stand up to open the door So that way we can get back in without having to crawl through a little hole again and we found in the last video So I am going to attempt to Follow some roads because as you may remember [using] [the] last video going down the Grassy [Mountain] Didn’t work too. Well so we’ve got two ways here. All right and [a] left well Let’s see what this is this is slide to victory Well, there’s a cannon. Oh, I know swindon I remember that from last time nevermind okay, so let’s go this way this guy’s a crazy driver closer the bowler Look [again]. Wow. It looks like there’s nothing insane There’s just a bunch of pokemon over there whoa not for nothing. I would not mind like Buying a house right here and having that as my scenery, ooh But not not if I live next to this frog forget it. Oh, what is this a plateau Valley? No Whoa wall picking up speed? I’m going [really] fast all out that’s water. That’s [a] reflection was this science safe. What does it say? Hey, [Bree], Swindon on the sea where you can pee in the pool. Yes I finally knew I’d find a place that accepted me. I mean this frog Come on guys. [oh] my goodness. Is that jet ski no way Oh my goodness. We found in Ocean. There’s a bus. Oh my gosh. There’s other people here. Hey Now [it’s] six. [oh] no. Oh oh, we [can] miss nothing without casualties Oh, I only stopped right there that even the most epic Parking job ever that was not a good [that’s] not a good exit. Who are the [innocent] nude Beach? [oh]? Put your clothes on but to make it frogs walking around. I it is time to unholster Hosted my weapon, and I’m back to dude out. Let’s go squirt this cookie squirt the cookies screw that guy wait I’m gonna get in one of these days Future site of the swindon on sea of Swindon on see can we interact with a garbage can hello No, hello, so swindon on C. Must be like a new home that they’re trying to create. Oh, wait. [oh], I could talk guys I’m all about saving the environment I’m just kidding oh Leonard I mean Iii opposite of littered. I got confused. I saw the word litter I stopped someone from littering look he wants to push it down. Don’t do it I am cleaning up the beach who are these men oh my video camera? Excuse me Seth. How do you feel about locals being naked on the beach, sir sir hello. Yes you yes, you okay Hey, what’s so rude? I was actually gonna. Give me an interview. Well if you really forget you guys What is this here? 47 kilograms of Methane gas Why couldn’t I have a fire gun right now? throw that I think gas going oh oh Every time I pick up the gas dodo. I don’t wanna fall down there yet Yes, the gas is Gonna Roll into the ocean while the gas is polluting the ocean let’s go. Let’s go See there’s anything cool in this bus [oh] No [nevermind] get off the bus froggy. [oh] Hey, I got your [litter]. Hey, I got your litter watch this [aunt]. Oh There we [go]. [just] [smack] the litter [again] punching litter in the face. That’s how we save the world Who can we use this thing right here? Yeah? Okay, cool. Oh, I can just go in and I can’t turn sigh oh yeah, I get [turned] sideways, so we’ve got some cool Ramps or something there how much money does this cost I can’t quite see. Oh wait respawn point. I should probably Go in there, right? Don’t mind if I do I’m going in and oh You don’t want to go with her oh, I forgot We’re Sprint farting guys here. We go. [oh] I wonder why I was taking a look. What is this thing do? What is happening? [oh]? [oh], no, [wait]. Don’t throw me out, please don’t throw me out. Oh Scuba Scuba Steve Check out my awesome Scooby costume we have to go try this out excuse me, man. Put some clothes on. Thank you spread [full] Giving up my goodness. They have ski-doos down here, and what are all these frogs in the water doing I got I gotta check this out. Can I actually snorkel? Hey, just lost. Good show look at these guys. What are they doing? So oh, oh, I could see in the water. [oh] my goodness. That is on wait wait You’re this way turn around. [I] think I think I’m dead Hello Hello, oh Oh, oh, oh didn’t see that. [I] was just trying to focus. Oh wait wait wait, no Oh, no, no no How do I get here okay? [ah] [no] see your weapon unholster the weapon? I can’t I’m dead. Oh my goodness The [Sharks] got me [oh] my sharpness. Oh my goodness ah No, I don’t want to start back here Don’t you make me? I’ll kick you I’ll pinch you hello anybody oh Thank goodness. Put me up who pay up. Oh That is so cool. I did not know that there was Gonna be sharks there How come the sharks who only came in the water after me not after my friend? Weapons if I press [shift], I can’t really swim good. Oh No shark. No shark another shark. Go. Go go. Go sit up. No stand up go go. Oh You guys can’t reach me. Oh, they’re killing my friends. [oh] [let’s] dig through them. Oh my goodness are those bones the Froggie bones, ha ha ha This is scaring up know what how did you get out [of] there? Let me wait what I [would’ve] this works, and I am I’m stuck yes. Yes [ah] didn’t work Oh, he’s eating my phone look at my heart pump me out of my chest right now. Oh Get back in there [alright]. Oh, they’re all still there Now you guys listen to me know about [the] [hubble] Now oh my got it No, it’s not fair, and it’s not fair and not fair [Swift] Twitter the [proheat] suited to forget quick Green is wrong it. Yeah Yeah, and your face is it all of your faces that guys [do] in a clock dial. Oh my goodness That was so close. Oh my gosh. Hi guys you know, what wait my gun. It’s over there. How am I gonna get that? Okay, I’m trying sprinting Yes, okay? Yeah, so they’re following me no no question okay [han] and quick e quick eat it no, no [hahaha], never getting like Is it in my head is it Eli the shark nate like I’m all right [forget] [the] gun Forget teasing the [sharks] let’s see. Oh no no no no not again, okay? Yes, how am I gonna make it to the jet skis we [have] to Sprint far ready? Yeah? Yeah, go quick. Go quick [go] quick go quick. Go yeah, make it a getaway. I’m Gonna [kill] me There’s nobody that’s gonna stop me because I’m g V wilbur Jones, and I’m a frog I’m gonna picture fall. I’m Mr. Graham I’m Mission into [Rambis] all right. No. No you’re going that way gotta go that way Turn around oh No, no if the frog can get that it’s not even a fun game it is not Stop it. Stop. [that’s] not fair. I just gotta run. No way. I want land. Oh my goodness Where am I going looks fun looks real build this ramp here? Look look look and no no wait wait wait man, and come on go oh No, not upside down. I’m going [to] water [oh] [no], they’re closed what I’m invasive maneuvering. Oh my goodness where I go now ah they’re all following me Try to catch me shock ease. I have no idea Where to go look at those clowns back there? Why only sound like Shaggy look we’re sad missing on the clouds? High sadness sadness [actually] looks like she could be a frog there’s five sharks on my tail And I don’t even have a tail cuz I’m a frog I don’t think I’m supposed to be out this far. They’re gonna concert. They are so getting closer. Oh my goodness [I] do like a trick or a flip Gee why you I ke o lj mm hd g [v] dC? Z and x okay I’ve done everything. I’m not convinced. I’m supposed to go this far What would happen when I die? Find out next time which is right now Whoa, what’s happening? Okay? What was that? [I] think [a] nuclear what I? Think it nuclear bomb is going off when I see something all those jet skis civilization have a son named civilization civilization Where are you? I wonder if she’s with my civilization daughter. Oh, yes, I am supposed to be here [alright] and f run all night. Yeah, try to get me shot keys aha, you guys stay [there] Oh look. They’re sliding back. Yeah, there’s must be oil on this mountain alright, so the fact that there’s [seed] [is] they’ll ski-doos. No stop [Sprint] [falling]. We don’t have time for that now. [I] must get off this mountain Explorer [starting] um the fact that there’s a Seadoo ski, do you think me there that must mean that else? Civilization somewhere right above this mountain peak it sounds like a stop sprint farting and get to the top We shall check it out almost there. I could do this He’s fast in the middle of the screen slow on the left side of screen fast on the middle still a lip That’s in the middle slow today, okay here. We are here. We are here [ah] the trick there’s more mountains ah Getting to another peak Shall this be the Peak of revelation Show me thy cities of frog Are you serious there really is nothing else around? Where do I go? Hello Can you hear me? We are going through Sprint [fart] and Roll down the Martin and I’ve got her it’s gotta hurt. He’s you’re wiggly Oh, yes, jump jump jump [don’t] dick me my people want to jump jump you’re gonna. Make me lose my mind up in here Let’s go come on. We’re almost there Yes mini coopers and a pooper I am going in the [Porta] [potty] and I’m going to [resp] on Here I’m going [to] resp in here. Yes, shut the door. Oh, no. I’m going flying there we go Let’s go flying with this beautiful view All right, I’ve got the mini Cooper. Oh Bobby Hmm. [I] was a little steep. We’re going off-roading I guess Okay, wait. Oh, no. I have a thing. I’m going to bust up this car and Wait should I try to drive the car in the [wah-wah]? What’s this right here, okay? We’ve got a gorge. [oh] my goodness we have a gorge [a] Gorgeous scenery, [oh] we’re going into different terrain We’re getting into different terrain All right, come on. What do we do oh, I’m going off of this. I’m so going off. I don’t care. [yo] Don’t flip okay. All right. I I legit don’t even know at least we have a spawn point there. Oh my goodness Let’s see if there’s sharks on the side of the ocean Wow, they really should develop this area it would be high very highly visited tourist attraction [oh], [no], oh roll over, [wha] it’s actually not that scary I was hoping that be a little bit more epic, Er But it wasn’t what can I drive in the water go underneath? No sink sink sink, please sink Please see okay in real life when a car fills up with [Wawa] it goes down [oh], what is that? It’s a shark. [oh], yeah, come on. Let’s see if your I’m legit [Jess] and stuff come on sharky Oh my gosh. There’s two shark are that’s not fair one mini Cooper wants it oh You just hit my catalytic converter [now]. [it] smells like eggs. [oh] Honey can I don’t they’re going for my door [now]. Go really gone. Oh my gosh There’s three of them, but I think on it. They got me in the door. [oh] They got me in the door. [I’m] dead already [alright] well ladies and gentlemen I’ve had enough Shark killing bloodshed today That’s about it. We’re Gonna We’re gonna have to save some of this fun for the next episode if you guys want to see more of this then you know what to do thumbs down [and] Unsubscribe Chris kidding stop don’t do that. If you do that. I’ll delete the channel so don’t okay. I’m not kidding [I] am kidding about not kidding I was just kidding about that, okay but fertile though Like and subscribe and favorite and share and thumbs up and do all those other things that most youtubers say in every single video Whatever. They say just do it here [because] I usually don’t say that because y’all just awesome. You do it anyways, we’re done [I] had fun. [I] hope you had fun. Watching. I love this game [I] just [need] to find out where else to visit and I’ll check you next time Oh, you’re waiting for me to say okay be really bought by bots