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    REACTING TO GAY CHARACTER SHIPS
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    REACTING TO GAY CHARACTER SHIPS

    February 8, 2020


    What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? -Sleeposaurus rex A brontosnorous *Rose laughs* What do dinosaurs have, that no other animals have? A history of extinction! Dinosaur babies *Buzzer sound for fail* What is it that YouTubers have that other people don’t have? Fame Face ready for camera A well-worn sofa Loneliness Intro “group hug” Hi guys, and welcome to the internet This week, Rosie and I are drinking tea and Rosie’s drinking it through a dinosaur straw to preserve her lipstick What have you called your dinosaur straw? A dinostraw! That makes perfect sense Now, talk to me about what you were talking about a minute ago, with the numbers Ok right, I have a huge – like, I need to rearrange the numbers, like it’s getting to me So, I’ve realised why I get confused with numbers Cause the other night I was like “oh 100,000 isn’t 100,000” *sighs* It’s confusing But anyway, basically 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9… *Rose interjecting* TEN! *Rose sighs at Rosie’s terrible math skills* One-ty, two- One-ty, one-two One-three, one-four Right, let me just quickly explain Rosie doesn’t understand why the number 11 is called ‘eleven’ -But not ‘one-ty-one’ When it could be called ‘one-ty-one’ Right, and someone went “uh because 21 isn’t called two-ty-one” I said “yeah, but 41 is forty-one” and so is ‘sixty-one’ And ‘seventy-one’ ‘Seventy-one’ and ‘eighty-one’! and ‘eighty’ So why isn’t 11 called ‘one-ty’? No, 10 would be ‘one-ty’ Then it would be ‘one-ty-one’ ‘One-ty-two’ ‘Three-ty-one No, one-ty-three, one-ty-four, one-ty-five, one-ty-six, one-ty-seven, one-ty-eight, one-ty-nine Two-ty Two-ty-one Two-ty-two Two-ty-three, right *continues in this fashion* Threety, right *continues* Okay, you’re starting – Wait wait wait! *continues* FORTY! But then if it’s teen for ten, right Twenty should be two times teen It’s just so confusing So it should be one-ty, two-ty So, for example, on my next birthday, I’m going to be two-ty-seven You’re gonna be two-ty-nine, but we don’t speak about that So let’s just say that you’re also two-ty-seven and I’m two-ty-five So, 100 should be ten-ty and then it will be – no, it’ll be ten…ten-ty Yep *Rosie to herself* No, what’s 100, Rosie? Ten-hundred-ty No, what is it? Oh, yes, it will be ten-ty! What would 1 million be? I think 1 million’s just 1 million Just call it ‘rich’ Why is the equator called the equator when it equates to nothing? Surely it should be called the circumference Which makes absolute logical reasoning Yeah, what does it equate to? Nothing! It’s not like this x this=the equator Or call it hotty-line or the hotty-width You know? This is why I married you because I like the way your brain works It makes perfect logical sense Why would they be like, right, there’s this line that goes round the globe which, by the way I’m still not sure if that’s a physical line If I wear lipstick, does that make me a lipstick bisexual? The only category of bisexual is flighty Now, that’s not part of the number You’re thinking of one-ty It’s not flighty, it’s ninety! Let’s get into the real core of this video Okay, one-ty-one, one-ty-two, one-ty-three Oh my god, can you imagine if you’re playing hide-and-seek You’re like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 TEN-TY! No, it’s one-ty, I’m so confused! And it should be a two-ty pence How much cuter is that? Can you lend me two-ty pence? Rosie and I have been thinking about how characters are always killed off if they are gay Yeah, that’s actually a theory we learned about in University, did you know? It’s actually a theory It’s no theory, it’s reality Yeah, well some guy, can’t think what he was called Might not be a guy, might be a woman, let’s not be sexist, it probably was a woman someone said the only way the mainstream media can have gay characters especially central characters is if one of them dies AKA Brokeback Mountain What happens? He dies Also, they’re never really the central characters, they’re always the side character or the friend Well, that’s the only way they can survive, if they’re just someone who it’s not about but if it’s the main character, they have to die, right? But do you know what I was thinking about? What? I thought of a main character who doesn’t die who’s gay WHO? And then I had this thing Right, do you remember when we went to a party and there was someone so young there that they didn’t know who the Spice Girls were? I know, horrifying Well, I remember this great lesbian thing, I had an epiphany while I was brushing my teeth today I was like fuck, young lesbians aren’t gonna know about this and everyone’s like “watch Supergirl, watch The 100” And I’m like “bitches, do you even remember Tipping the Velvet?” Because that is incredible! Okay yeah, the L Word’s old but people go back and watch it because it was the only thing we had apart from Lip Service, which I would rather call Shit Service So, Tipping the Velvet, am I right? Also, Fingersmith, am I right? What’s better than a period drama? A lesbian period drama which is literally called Fingersmith AM I RIGHT? Even though that refers to the theft, I’m pretty sure But it’s a double entendre I have never seen The 100 which is what number? Tenty-ten Tenty-ten No, TENTY-HUNDRED! Okay, we’ve never seen the one-ty-ty We’ve never watched it But we realised that they killed off Clexa Was it just one part of Clexa? I imagine so Okay, I’m going to review this, knowing nothing about it Yeah and I’m also going to try and find some clips of Supergirl as well I’ve also read, even though I haven’t watched it, but serious spoiler alert But I’m really wanting to watch The Handmaid’s Tale which is based on a book Now, that’s this thing which has pages It’s B O O O K *Buzzer sound for fail* We’re gonna dive in and look at this lesbian death Okay But look, in my opinion as long as it’s not lesbian bed death, it’s cool How are you saying that physical death is better than lesbian bed death? If they’re physically dead, they can’t have sex to begin with! Twilight I know, but she’s not technically a lesbian in that yet He’s more of a lesbian in that than she is Yeah, and he’s dead so lesbian bed death Do you know what? Our friend texted me the other day and said “are you registered to vote?” and I was like “yeah” and then she was like “not gonna lie, I didn’t think you were registered to vote” and I was like “mate, I’m not as dumb as I appear online” and then, wait what did she say? She said something like “yeah, you are” Look at Buffy Joss Whedon was like “right, what can we do, how can we mix this up?” Kill the lesbian Let’s kill her, it’s gonna piss off all the lesbians It really hurt, I thought she was gonna come back for a bit but she didn’t come back It’s like, I’m sorry, but you literally live in the Buffyverse you could have easily brought the lesbian back It’s like, you brought Buffy back! Right, let’s react to Clexa! The death scene in Clexa I’ve never ever watched this I have no emotional attachment to these people But I know that I would if I’d watched it all So I’m speaking for all of you guys Actually, I think we watched the pilot, if it’s from The 100 Can I say, I typed in ‘Clexa death scene’ and what’s come up is ‘Clexa death scene: is not the end!’ So we’re going to watch this death scene completely out of context So…I feel like we’re almost fraudulent for doing this because we haven’t lived through this No, cause it’s good that we’re doing this Let me tell you why Go on Cause we’re looking at it Is it objectively or subjectively? Objectively Either way, we’re non-biased We don’t know whether it’s a good show or a bad show But we’re going in and we’re gonna kinda narrate this lesbian not bed-death Fuck! She’s speaking another language She understands her even though she’s not speaking the same language Why’s her girlfriend dying? Why has she got mascara around her mouth? WHY HAS SHE GOT MASCARA AROUND HER MOUTH? Could they not, like, clean her mouth? Why is she on the shag rug as well? When she’s not getting shagged Okay, there’s no time for poetry, I mean that’s a little gay NO! She’s not going to find another love! She’s going to love you, and you only! No! Aww Stop saying bye! Oh my god! I wouldn’t say bye I’d be like “no, hold on!” “Let’s shag one last time” It’s upsetting me! Shag her now while there’s still time! There’s still time! Get the men out the room Yeah, fuck off men! So she can at least fingersmith her before she goes Aw, she’s going for the kiss Yeah, she’s kissing the sicky mouth The men are loving it FUCK! Is she dead? Yeah, it looks like she’s dead Fuck WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN SNUFF FILM IS THIS? All the men could have left the room so she could at least lay next to her And licked it? I’d leave her eyes open so I could look at them for a bit longer No, cause they might start hazing over Do they do that? That man needs to fuck off and let her have that moment Do you think we should start watching this, cause I think they’re both pretty fit Yeah, they are really fit Which one do you think is more fit? Rosie, you can’t play off women against each other Smash or pass? Smash both He’s crying too, do you reckon he secretly loved her? Maybe he’s her dad Fuck, are they already moving her around? No point putting her in recovery position now Flashback! *Rosie making crying noises* That looked like their first kiss Oh my god! She’s always had mascara around her face! Do you think they’ll meet again? I think she’s dead I love a good blonde and brunette story They’re both blonde, aren’t they? No, that one’s clearly a brunette! Alright, chill out That one’s clearly blonde! I bet the blonde one’s bi #1: Supergirl lesbian kiss scene, Season 2, episode 6 Okay That means there must be some kind of like Season 1 build-up And then below, it says “Alex and Maggie kissing” Let’s watch it! She’s fit Hey LESBIANS! She’s being too straight *Both gasp* Oh, she’s not into it That’s so brave, but I don’t ship this in any way No “I’m straight, you didn’t do anything wrong” They’re in the same place! Oh my god, they’re not cool Well that was a horrible thing I just watched! I’m not watching that! That girl’s basically straight Right, I found what I want you to watch What? Every lesbian kiss on PLL 11 minutes worth! Sold! Yeah, so I love PLL I’ve watched it all Actually I think I’ve got one final episode to watch Fine. I’ve never seen Pretty Little Liars because every time I see it, there always seems to be like a dramatic event It always ends on a cliffhanger every second No no, in every conversation It will be like *dun dun dun dun DUN!* And then it’s the next scene *dun dun dun dun DUN* It’s like how many *dun dun duns* can you actually have? Very accurate, right Let me decide for myself whether I’m gonna ship anyone who’s anyone in PLL Show me some gay! I’m one of those lesbians who has to be like emotionally attached to the storyline to really enjoy the kiss so show me a kiss out of context and I can only find it a certain degree of hot but if I know that it’s like “oh they’ve had such a rough, emotional journey” “oh they used to be in a band together and one of them left but they still love each other” Think that’s their first kiss Why are they at a movie theatre on their own? Because they went on a date *Rose gasps* They spilled the popcorn, fuck! Yeah, I’m in! I’m into the Shay Mitchell babe, who’s this? This is her first girlfriend That’s her mum *Rose gasps* *Both gasp* Ugh, she made her jealous I hate Paige She’s aggressive, I’m not into it I’m not into it at all, I hate her Does she ever kiss Ashley Benson? No Why? Well, because Ashley Benson’s straight That’s stupid That was good, right? That was really good Am I right? I’m 100% watching it from Season 1 Are you really? No Pretty Little Liars is pretty gay It’s really gay! And has any gay character died on Pretty Little Liars? One Let’s talk about all the films that have a heterosexual protagonist story arc That they missed out on a lesbian story arc Right, so films that would have been better if they were gay Right, first of all: all of them All of them Titanic Because that was a little gay, wasn’t it Yeah, oh my god Yeah, that would be so good if she the ship and met a girl and they did the dirty in the carriage And no one died because that’s not allowed in our lesbian films Yeah, and maybe her boyfriend would be less controlling Because she would be like “I’m just off with my girlfriend to walk round the decks” I love it And they’d be, like, fingersmithing Oh, and when they go to the lower deck where all the cool Irish people are dancing they’d all be cool, fit Irish gays Or she’d meet an Irish girl Oh my god what if she met a Galway girl Passengers Lesbian, lesbian So she wakes up a woman Yeah Which is more forgivable Thelma and Louise Well, that was a little lesbian, wasn’t it? Come on Well it was a little bit, but there was no- They died for each other, did they not? Well, you say it was lesbian, but she shags Brad Pitt Yeah, well, every lesbian shagged Brad Pitt Look at Angelina Jolie Die Hard! DIE HARD! Okay, right, so basically Lesbian wives are going through a divorce Yeah And they’ve like, she’s moved They’ve separated Yeah, and then lesbian, kind of like Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider comes in, saves the day and they Gay Hard GAY HARD! They get back together and they gay hard Gay Hard Also,The Sixth Sense That could be The Gay Sense Or it could be Gaydar And he’s like “I see gay people” and he just has this gaydar and he just sees gay people everywhere There’s so much we could do with this! Why aren’t we filmmakers and directors and producers? I don’t know Rosie, one day I think it’s gonna happen Maybe after our stint on Orange is the New Black Ah, you’re right You know, then we’ll be like “we’ve been in some films” We’re going to kick off our career Alright guys, that’s it from us If you can think of any films that would have been better gay films then leave us a comment below Don’t forget to like and subscribe Yeah, let’s get this video up to one-ty-ty likes Alright, take care of yourselves! BYE!

    Last To Sink Wins $10,000 – Challenge
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    Last To Sink Wins $10,000 – Challenge

    September 11, 2019


    abcdefgkjdwhder, 1dasssssssss kccsaacsacscs I’ll fortnite dance on ur grave yeet yeet i am a clickbaiter unsubscribe to morgz hes so friggin ugly so y can see my ads In today’s challenge, each contestant will be building their own raft these guys are epicly ugly and when they win, after the they just give the money back to me , let’s start click baiting My name is Bald Martin and I am contestant number 1 I think I’ve got a good chance at winning this challeng Because I’m not heavy, unlike contestant number 2 wHaT? I may be a little heavy because I am, a 1000 lbs all that means though is I’ll just make a stronger wrath And finally That leaves me Contestant number three, I’m smart. I’m creative and I want to stay out of that freezing cold water So I know for sure I’m gonna win this challenge Each contestant will have one hour to build their raft and then will enter the pool with one we will sink click away oh, uh and one last thing. I forgot to mention time Starts now Im off! Okay, guys I’ve just arrived at B&Q in case you don’t know B&Q is a DIY shop And it’s filled with loads of supplies that I know will help me with today’s challenge now I’m not sure where Mum and Martin are but hopefully they won’t have came here because I don’t want them stealing my supplies Team morgz, let’s get in there and let’s start crafting our raft Okay, guys, I’m inside being to you right now. I’m just looking around trying to find some supplies for my raft Hey, excuse me lady stop right there (Gasp) Morgan?! What are you doin’ ‘ere? What am I doing here more like what are you doing here? Are you copying my items again? I am sick of it SERIOUSLY?!? Again? Hey! You! Stop right there! (Gasp) Morgan, Jill what are you doin’ ‘ere? What we doing here what are you doing here? Are you trying to copy us? Wait a sec, you’re copying me? No, Morgan You’re copying me. I think you two are copying me. I’m not copying you or Jill Morgan You’re definitely copying Martin. No Jo, I think Morgan’s copying you Martin Jill. I’m not copying either of you So does that mean that I’m copying Martin? No, Jill I think that means am copying you but does that mean that we’re both copying Morgan? .Both of you just shut up I don’t care who’s copying you I’m off to get my supplies. Yeah, Morgan me too. Martin. Stop copying me No Jill you’re copying me remember? wait, so does that mean that if Martin’s copying Morgan then does that mean that I’m copying Morgan? I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! Okay, guys, I’ve been thinking for a few minutes and I think I’ve come up with a plan I found a sheet of wood and I’m gonna craft this into a raft let me explain my sheet of wood has a big surface area so it can be hard to sink and And everyone knows boats are square However, the sheet of wood will not be no I need to get creative and think well, it’s gonna attach to this to make it even harder to sink And also I need to be quick Hi guys. I’ve been looking around this shop and I’ve just come up with that great idea I found these extra large black tools and check this out guys. I can fix inside it. This is really really comfortable So since it’s tub, it’s so big and Hollow inside. I think this is gonna stay a float However, I just use this tube as it is it will tip over and I could fall into the water So I’m gonna keep looking around and see if I can find anything else to add to this tool team bald. I’m feeling confident Okay, guys, I’m just around the entire shop and to be completely honest I haven’t got any ideas of what to build. I need something that I can sit on. There’s gonna keep me a float That’s gonna keep me comfortable and I just can’t think of anything. I literally just need something to sit on like a chair If I get chair and then find something to attach on to it to help keep it afloat Not only will I not sink, but I’ll be comfortable at the same time.Morgz, you’re a genius Now let’s go get a chair Okay, guys, I’ve been looking around and I think I found a perfect thing to add to my board. Check this out guys It’s polystyrene.Polystyrene is very light and it definitely floats So if I cover my board with polystyrene? It’s gonna take me one step closer to building the Unsinkable raft. Oh guys check this out I have just found the perfect thing to add to my top. These massive rolls are over think about it If you attach one of these to each side of the top then it’s going to stop it from tipping over and keep it a float oh ho guys I’m a genius ladies and gentlemen I have just came up with the best idea as you can see over here There’s loads of water tanks. These are used to keep water in But today I’m going to be using them to keep water out If I attach one of these to each side of the chair, then I don’t think I’ll ever sing team morgz I think this challenge is mine right guys I’ve just arrived home with all my items My watch is telling me that I only have 30 minutes left to get my wrap ready So I need to get a move on so guys step number one is attach the polystyrene to the board. I’ve got a glue.I’ve got rope And I’ve got tape.So let’s waste no time and let’s begin crafting the raft Okay, guys, I’ve just arrived with all my supplies now it’s time to get crafty as you can see I’ve got lots and lots of duct tape and I’m going to use this duct tape to attach this bubble wrap To each side of this box, but remember guys the times ticking away so it’s time to get a move on This is going to take a while Okay guys, as you can see I’m back home and I’ve got all of my supplies at the ready Now I only just arrived by and I think I can hear Martin and Mom So that means I need to get a move on. I only have 25 more minutes to build my device So there’s no time to waste. So guys the step number one. We need to add extra Protection to the water tanks as you see this right here is just a lid So I’m gonna add loads of duct tape to make sure it stays sealed Guys my safety raft is complete, but I’ve just got another great idea I’m gonna coat the raft in duct tape to make you that extra bit strong Let’s do this ladies and gentlemen Step one completed as you can see, my floats are now complete. All afternoon now is attach the, To my tub and then I’ll have the ultimate raft However, I’m gonna need some more duct tape. I’ve already used a row Okay, guys the tanks are successfully sealed with duct tape, but now it’s time for the hard part I need to find a way to attach both of these tanks onto each side of the chair and I think There’s only one way to do. It duct tape duct tape an even more duct tape So what are we waiting for guys? Let’s get started Ladies and gentlemen, the raft is Complete and the heart of the raft We have a solid piece of oak wood and therefore the middle layer. We have some extra fleuti Polystyrene and to top it off and to hold it all together. We have extra strong duct tape And looking at my watch, I have 10 minuets to spare, so I’m gonna have some fun and play on my Peppa Pig Space Hopper Wait a minute guys, that gives me an idea These peppa pig space hoppers are really floating and i’ve got battle three of these So why don’t I attach these onto my raft to make it even more flimsy but before we do that one last thing we Right guys with five minutes to spare I’m happy to say that I have completed my wrap and I think there’s only one thing left to do roll the cinematics Guys as you can see My rap is complete. It feels solid Sturdy and I’m confident it will not sink and if you don’t believe me just sit back and watch ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am happy to say that my build is officially complete And now I think you guys all know was coming roll the cinematics Guys with one minute to spare. I’m proud to say that my rap is ready And I think that means there’s only one thing left to do roll the cinematic Okay, guys The one-hour preparation time is over and all three of us are here in our completed rats We’ve got Jill in her Whatever you call this thing Morgan it’s called the Peppa Pig Mobile! Of course we’ve got me in my floatie Chair Mobile and then we’ve got Martin in his box It’s not just a box. It’s a floating box. And of course as well as the rafts, we have the pool now before we all enter the pool and see who can survive the longest I Say we go in one by one and see if our devices actually float Morgan. Sounds good to me. Yeah, Morgan I’m so confident. I haven’t even got my bikini. Yeah. Sure. That’s the reason you didn’t wear your bikini. Ah What you mean? Okay guys mom’s device is in the pool and it’s floating But will it be floating once mom gets onto it free? to Go oh My gosh, there’s also put it on suet. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my gosh Oh Martin what do you think does this count? I mean technically she’s staying afloat. She isn’t sinking her head is still out of the water you know what Morgan I ellefuc:!?8/( eoncepjxoajxapxj mum suckszxxxxxx Think it counts. However, I don’t think she’d be able to stop him there too long. My legs are getting really really cold You’re right (?) Its freezing! Okay guys it is time for Martin to enter the pool his device is floating, but will it keep floating once he gets in it? Let’s find out. Oh my gosh, where we goes? Goes, oh my gosh. This is it Wait, wait, wait a sec. Oh My gosh Martin you go get inside a little bit It’s working. However, I’ve got to hope that no water gets inside the box. I also I’m going down like the Titanic Well looks like Martin has Officially passed and now I guess that only leaves one more person Morgz it’s your turn. Okay guys as you can tell the device is Floating but now it’s time for the big moment. Will it still be floating when my 200-pound body is sitting on that chair. Let’s find out haaawa hawwa hawwwaaaaaa wawwa hawwwa hawwwaa It’s a little bit slow people, I think it’s like check it out guys. It actually feels pretty solid guys I got a little bit nervous when the last water times started to crack, but I guess it’s holding up pretty well Yeah, Morgan, I guess it;s a pass Don’t think the left water tanks gonna last for much longer So I think Morgan’s gonna be going out first But now everybody is in the pool and it’s time to begin though asked to sing a challenge Guys, I’m not sure how long this is gonna last but hopefully not too long because my feet are already so sexy So he’s my boom Okay, guys we’ve been in the pool now for about an hour and so far my raft is holding up pretty good so far Absolutely, no water’s got inside the tube and I’m staying afloat. Just fine. Honestly, I’m having fun I think I could do this for hours as for Morgan and Joan. Let’s see how they are guys Guys, I am bloomin’ freezining! I can’t feel my legs any more. And as for my bum! I don’t even know if I’ve got ’em anymore! And these stupid Peppa Pig balls have nothing for me I’m staying afloat pretty well, but I don’t how much longer I can last in this freezing cold water guys Mum’s right about the water it is Absolutely freezing Jill said she can’t feel a bum well I can’t feel my feet. Just like mom I’m staying afloat pretty well, but I don’t know how much longer I can last in this freezing cold water Guys it’s been about one and a half hours since we entered the pool and as well has been really really cold I’m starting to get hungry. I just don’t know why I always forget to bring food with me to these challenges I could really use some sweets right now or a chocolate bar chocolate bar Chocolate bar did someone say chocolate bar Morgan? It was me. I’m so hungry Oh, well Jill, it’s your lucky day. Because what I remember to bring with me A chocolate bar! Oh Morgan Thank you so much. I really need it Yeah Mom it’s chocolate crunch. I’m sure you will love it. Oh, thank you so much Morgan. I’m so hungry I really need it. Well Actually thinking about it. I’m pretty hungry as well wait What it’d be a shame if I ate it all myself Morgan, no remember sharing is caring mom. You’re right sharing is caring but not when you’re in a challenge No! nO! Morgan I thought we were friends but not anymore THIS IS WAR okay now that the scene is over Okay, guys I’ve lost track of how long we’ve been in the pool, I’m just so cold I can’t feel any of my bottom half I feel like I’m floating torso So I don’t think my legs are gonna work again after this video they’re frozen the guys I have come up with an idea to warm me up. I don’t think Morgan and Martin are gonna like it. Oh, no guys What the hell is he talking about guys? This does not sound good guys. I need to do something to warm me Oh, I don’t think I’ve got any other choice. If I do nothing. I’m gonna have to forfeit. This is my only hope Im gonna have to wee in the pool! What you better be joking Jill if you wee this pool, I will never go near you again. That is disgusting. And anyway, this is my pool I spent $1000 on it. You can’t just wee in it Too late Oh No, I think I can smell it Oh nOo, Your buying me a new pool after this challenge. That is Unacceptable. Come on guys. It’s only a bit of wee, I do it all the time on holiday Oh, no, not acceptable behavior for 55 year old lady You know what Morgan we need to get back for that Joe Martin. I think that is a great idea GuYS WhAt YoU dOiNg?!? NO! You don’t have to do this! It was an accident! It just slipped out! I dInDn’T mEaN iT I’m your girlfriend! I’m your mom! I’m out of here Guys I’m so cold I’ve been in the pool now for what feels like an eternity and it’s just getting harder and harder as they always go by the Temperature drops more and more and that just makes it even colder for me. Guys. I really wanna forfeit and leave the pool Oh, I can’t do this anymore. Wait No, I’m not gonna forfeit. I’m Morgz! I’m the challenge King There is no way I am giving up even if that means becoming a human Iceblock. Morgan I know you’ve got a heart of steel and you never give up this time you have to there’s no way that you can last longer than me, especially with my masterpiece Morgan I came here for days weeks months Years, you might as well give up bro before you end up pissing yourself even more You know what Martin? You’re I I caught last as long as you but if you’re really so confident that your raft is Unsinkable and it really is a masterpiece and why don’t we settle this like real men? let us have a battleship 1v1 I’m the last man standing wins the $10,000. HmMmm. You know what Morgan? You’re on if you wanna battle you’ve got a battle and there’s no way you are sinking my ship Morgan are you ready? I’m ready Martin are you ready? I’m ready Well guys is time for the final battle Three two one go Morgans trying to fill Martin’s boat with water. He’s trying to sink ‘im! Martin is retaliating These guys are really going for it! OOOH Morgans going with the back of the boat. He’s tryin’ to sink Martin by pushing into his boat ThIS IS CraZy. I have never seen anything like this in my life! Martin is stuck in the corner! OoH OoH! He’s grabbing Martin’s boat He’s trying to sink him! ThIS iS cRaZy ThIs Is LiKe NoThInG iV’e SeEn BeFoRe Martin’s boat is full! NO! Morgan’s done it! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH Ladies and gentlemen, your winner is Morgz YESSSSSSSSS Guys make sure you subscribe to the channel. We are on the road to 10 million Subscribers and make sure you cop the brand new Spray-paint morgz merch is gonna be available below this video right now in the merch shell Thanks for watching. Peace out