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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

    October 16, 2019


    Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something is getting closer…) (Mario! Stop wooping!) Mario: Wahhh! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. big chunguuss….. Mario: (You want Mario’s Spagett?) Big Chungus: (yes yes yes) Mario: (oh no plz) Big Chungus: (gimme my spaghetti!) *Mario crazily shakes head*
    Mario: (NO!) *Big Chungus crazily shakes head*
    Big Chungus: (YES!) (0_0)
    *shut down* Mario: What’s wrong with you? Big Chungus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mario: *PANIC* Big Chungus: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! Mario is a wiazrd: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS– *oof* CHUGUS VACUUM: *ON* Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *latah bish* *gun cocks* Mario losing his sanity: The Hunt… Is on Mario: GET OVER HERE!! Big Chungus: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *Mario Went Total Psychopath On Big Chungus* *YEET*OOF* Mario: GOTCHA BITCH! MISSED x ∞ *Mario’s aim sux* Mario: *Grunts* Mario: DIE BITCH!! *Airplane noise* oh bruh Bullet Bill: AHH THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE!!! Tell my children I luv– (WTF CHUNGUS! sin count: ∞) Big Chungus: ohok… Big Chungus: oo ee oo lala~ Confused Mario: (Wut?) ???: Hey kid! Totally not Mario: Wanna check out my van? I got some candy~ (dat face tho) (Oh… ) Mario: ow… Mario: *grunts* (o shet Mario pulled out the big gunz) *GET THAT MOFO* NOM Big Chungus: oOOooo~ Mario: *Grunts* No! Hurry up already! Chain Chomp: It’s so thicc! EXTRA THICC DAMN BOI HE’S THICC!!! BOI!!! THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI!!! DAYUM!!! Big Chungus: IIIIIII’m about to whip somebody’s aaaaaaaaassss (gay!) *bishes* Big Chungus: HA! GOT EM!!! *dat derpy walk though* (Oh shet. he fahked up) Big Chungus’ Power: *OFF* (snoring and shit) Mario: HO Ho ho! (The fucking walk like HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!) Mario: GOTCHA! Mario: Game Over! BOO! (Minecraft version) Big Chungus: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHH!!! *ded* Mario: boiiiiiii i win OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE OH YOU SO DEAD! Chungus: Plz! And leave me no harm! (CHUNGUS IS FRIEKING OUT) Mario: MMmmm~ So good and tasty!
    (I don’t think he wants to R.I.P chungus) HMMMM… HM!!! Big Chungus: WHAT THE F#@K!? Mario: Haha! Game Over!
    (Oh shet he gonna get roasted) (Mario senses something…) Mario: Wahh! (pelo battle cry)Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo *Chungus Battle Cry Continues* Chungus Cop: Keep your hands in the air… Step to the rear of the Chungus Mario: How about you suck mario’s-a pingas?! THAT’S IT! WE’RE CALLING THE MILITARY!! *La Cucaracha* Chungus Soldier: *Inaudible* Duty reporting! Mario: oh [email protected]! *Screams* *Boing* *Continue Screaming* Target required *FIRE* Mario: *PANIC* *Slowed down oof* Mario: mama mia… what’s-a going on here? Mario: *pants* Hmm? What are you doing? Big Chungus: Hey kid, would you like some drugs? *Girl scream* GOTCHA BITCH Mario: Oh no you don’t! *Super Mario Odyssey* Mario: Oh yeah! Big Chungus: What just happened? Enemy spotted NOOOOOOOOOOO– Wait a minute? ahhhh [email protected]! Mario in disguise: Why don’t we just give up partner? Mario: hehehehehe haha… Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Now u fuk up) Mama mia… ah spagetti… (He’s still alive?!) *snoring* ah the princess… *snoring* ah dat ASS!!! *Knock knock knock* Mario: Hmm? *gibberish* Mario: AH! Oh no! (pelo battle cry again) Mario: Hey stinky! *Italian gibberis–* SILENCE!! *Warp pipe sound effects* *more gibberish* de! (pelo gasp) Mario: *Laughing* Mario: Wah! *panic* GRAAAAND CHUNGUUSSS! *screams* IM VERY CHUNGRY (get it?) Mario: NOOOO! GOD! NO! Mario: *Italian gibberish* *gibberi–* Judge Chungus: Say what? (That music! Could it be?) (It is!!! Meggy!) Mario: Yes! I’m so happy to see you again! Grand Chungus: What da hell is this? *gibberish* Mario: Hey! Shut up! *Knock knock* (Wow… that’s really hard… for a plumber…) *mumbling* Ah yeah.. that’s definitely is SILENCE!! *more gibberish* *Grand Chungus having a stroke* Judge Chungus: BOI!! What u gonna do huh? (Playing 3DS while tied up… Yup that’s normal…) Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin’ Judge Chungus: Huh what?! Mario: penis Grand Chungus:
    GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Mario: Mama mia.. Mario: Okie dokie! Let’s-a go! Oh yeah! *gibberish* Mario: Haha! That’s-a easy for me! Mario: *Italian gibberish* Let’s-a go Mario: Hoho! Hello! Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy! Mario: Are you ready to fly? Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh… Mario: OKEYDOKEY *rip* Master Hand: U MUST DI– *Gun shot* oof *Level up* Mario: Lot’s-a fun! Mario: *Singing while shooting* Goomba: Ah! OH MY GOD!
    Mario: *Singing while shooting* Mario: *Singing while shooting* *BOOM* *Cha-ching* Mario: Hello! *Italian gibberish* Yipee! Goomba: Uh… No. *S L A P* Goomba: AHHH! Mario: B*tch *Level up* Koopa: Jesus! Hey! Koopa: You’re holding up the lin– *S L A P* Monty Mole: That was very nice… *S L A P* Monty Mole: AH! *Toad wandering around* *S L A P* *S L A P ing intensifies* *Level up* (mafia in a nutshell) *S L A P* uh *Cha-ching* Mario: Oh yeah! *Level up* That’s-a so nice! *BOOM* (Big Chungus for PS4?) Mario: Ho my god! Big Chungus: I did it! I did it! (look at awl dose gaems) *Honk* *Honk* Mario: Here we go! Weehee! (rip toadsworst) Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Tari: What? (POW! U R DED! Not big suprise…) Tari: Hmm? What the… dadadadadaddadadqa Tari: WOW!!! (hory shit that was fast!) Money (x8) Mario: It’s-a king Mario! Mario: Yay! Judge Chungus: der… derderderder… Mario: *Excited* Oh Yeah! Judge Chungus: derderder (Wow… that escalated quickly than I expected…) Mario: (Wait… what?) Judge Chungus: *gibberish* *Throws him out* Mario: WAAAAaaaaa—oof! Mario: *Sigh* Oof… *pipe noise*
    Mario: *Sigh* Oof… Mario: fak uuuu

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    SMG4: Smart Mario

    October 9, 2019


    I have the power of captions! Hey guys. Sponsors play a large part in helping our channel continue to make content, such as “SMG4” and “Meta Runner”, for you smexy fans.(N8: smexy? Really?) And that’s why this video is sponsored by Youzu and their game “Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac”! *Actually in Southeast Asia name Saint Seiya Awakening. I have my phone too!*(N8:WAT?) Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac [AKA Saint Seiya Awakening in outside america and europe] is a strategy role-playing game with HD 3D graphics. It’s a mobile game masterpiece that perfectly restores the classic of the Japanese comics. [Kevin] Twelve golden Saints and all classic characters are back to the sanctuary are waiting for you to summon them! This game is all about strategy as an epic action-packed god man! [Mario screams](btw if you see N8 thats my opinion)(N8:OH SHIT IT’S MARIO!) Goddammit, Mario! D::( [Mario] Oh, ya mama mia! [insert italian gibberish translation here] [SMG4] Why!? I’ll tell you why The game looks super smexy with fantastic special effects and an art style based on the original animeh! The story, music and characters are all directly inspired from the original anime! It’s even officially licensed by Masami Kurumada! (Who dahell?) Mario: That’s so nice-a! [SMG4] The original author of Saint Seiya! [Mario] Mah ass!! [SMG4] Finally, the game is all about using strategy (10000000000000000000 IQ, thus why mario gets smart in the video) to outwit your opponent in epic PvP and PvE fights! Mario in a screaming raspy voice] I need it!!! [SMG4] You can download Saint Seija: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac and start playing now, “Links” in the description! [Link screams, smashed] The first 100 people to download the game and use my special code “SMG4” get a free Extra Rare Gear! 😮 [Wow, i want too!, but in my country doesn’t cause it’s a only outside continents] [Raises voice] Now give it back to me, Mario!! [Mario screams, SMG4 puffs and pants] [Glitch Production presentation] A challenger approches! His goal? To do what he did in Something is wrong with Meggy, enlighten the readers. We find Mario taking a beauty rest on his bed /Mario-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah spaghetti ZZZZZZZZZZ ah ravioli (N8:WAKE UP MARIO) Mario then yawns to get ready for the day when… He realises/Mario-waaaaa! OOOOOOOooOOoOooooo…. HE WAS NEVER IN HIS BED FROM THE START Mario-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mario: What are you doing!? What’sa going on here!?! [bigfoot stomp] Someone approaches from the shadows with a creepy laugh It was Prof. Egad, who has not been in an SMG4 episode for months on end ooh yaw! [Gibberish] Hey stinky!! [Gibberish] [Gibberish] But Mario was wrong (SIKE) VERY wrong This was a setup by his friends and family (and asshole)! But how?! (Inkling noises) But…But why? Ooohhh…hoh,hoh hoh HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM… Commence Eddsworld style flashback (we miss you Edd) [Italian singing] We find Mario taking a bath [shivering] Oh no! To solve the problem he runs to his space heater. Obviously only using one of his two brain cells. S M A S H Let’sa go! S M A S H X2 Do I honestly need to tell you what is going to happen? I am so smart, i am so smart, i am s- C H E R N O B Y L OOH GODDDD Oh god, jesus christ! Augh! (WHY IS THE PISS EVERYWHERE?!) Oh yeah! [Gibberish] D: Mamma mia…HHHHMMMM… Bob: We’rE GonnA mAkE yOU nOt A DumBaSs (well look who is talking) Prof. Egad Decides to then take the role of every James Bond villain ever with a hint of Doctor Doofinschimertz Dumbass motherf*ck! [Gibberish] GENIIUUUUSSS!!! No! Mario so good! Move! Go,Go GO!! [Gibberish] Oh no! Help! (You literally have an alternate universe ego that takes down corporations, SHUT YER MOUF) Egad changes the course of history S P O O P Y That does not look rather pleasant, anyone got popcorn? Doctor E. G. Frankenstein: It’s alive… it’s alive, IT’S A L I V E ! dAmN, ShoUlD’Ve BroUGht somE poPcoRn (ikr) WeLL,I THink We KiLLeD hIM Mario is different… Mario? No…. MARIO! D: [yawn] ooo.. uuu… YeAh HeS b R o K E n HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (thonk) Hey Say Something Smart. [Gibberish] (more gibberish) (EVEN MORE GIBBERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!) Mario Whos The Most top character in Smash (eachother in the ass) ultimate?? Thinking Mode Activated [Gibberish] [Sigh] E-Gadd: Hohohohohoho 😀 Oki doki, Oh yeah, Ohhohhahaha, Let’sa go! Oh lord jesus it’s a fire….. Hmm…[Gibberish] it-sa me robo merio at ur service man dis plaic smells like-a my mama-mi4s r4v10l1 be gone fier you little b*oof*y you don’t scrw with moi oh look a flaming babi f0etus deleteu5 *DUN DUN* mario paint music W O W ! Hey, that’s pretty good! Wow! (Bowser secretly Sans confirmed…?)(N8: no that’s just hotel mario shit) Ohoh Stinky P O O P ! H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaauh… hmmmm…… [Mario coding] and thus… the youtube community got lazy and did not caption until the 12 minute mark until i came along YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *idea* smg3 rave DUN s(mg3)creaming h o l a building a S E N T R Y DONK wat now activating instant ki- WAIT WHAT fine and dandy le cheering JESUS yEET DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom h u n g r y very wordy and formal *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* tru TRIGGERED (anybody else can caption from here i’m bored too, done by Nexus Freestar) Howdy doo bitches! That is correct! Now i can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass! OH IT’S ON ASSHOLE!!!! Nice try bitch! [Gibberish + Alarm] I am unstoppable, Muwahahaha! D:

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    SSENMODNAR DELUXE – 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL

    September 27, 2019


    Disclaimer: contains strong language and may induce IQ loss. (SM69 INTRO) *upbeat music plays* Wahoo! WAHOOOO!!! Yes! Yeah!! WaHAHAHAHA YEAH! O SHET, WE’RE F****D *PARTY* *A F**K TONS OF MEMES* MARIO! Mario: MYESSSSSSSSS? It is time! *Dramatic sound effect* 2SECURE4ME HOLY SHIT Dude, so, are you ready for Ssenmodnar Deluxe Edition? Ready? Ready doesn’t even Ready doesn’t even FUCKING Ready doesn’t even FUCKING DESCRIBE IT! *High five* Yeeaaaaaah! SMG4 and Mario: Jesus fucking get that shit in Fucking shit That’s so fucking GET IN! (How not to put a dvd in) *Computer trips on acid* *Dramatic music with screaming* *Screaming intensifies* *Transition music* *Music starts* ♪ FUCK DA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND ♪ -Yeeaah boiiiiiiiiiiii *Explosion* *Congratulatory Mario 64 music* Wa! Hoo hoo! Yahoo! *More congratulatory Mario 64 music* *Music continues but with falling noise* *Upbeat music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Splat* What? *”We No Speak Americano” in the background* ♪ WoUldN’t it be nice if we were older? ♪ ♪ And wouldn’t have to wait so long. ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t it be nice to live together? ♪ (ded) *Classic music* Mario: Hey fellas! Knock off all that high society crap and play some of this. One! Two! Three! Four! ♪ I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
    I PLAY POKEMON GO! ♪ *Toad becomes triggered from the song* *abandon thread* (Video) Mister… What in the *bleep* are you watching?! Fifty Shades of Grey! HOW DARE YOU WATCH THAT WITHOUT ME!!! (Other guy) SORRY!!! *Intense music* Ha ha! So long gay Bowser! Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhh! Mario: hey stinky! *Mario gibberish* ♪ Why the fuck you lying♪ ♪Wow♪ ♪ Why you always lying ♪ ♪Hey♪ ♪ Hhnnn…oh my god ♪ ♪ Stop fuckin’ lying! ♪ *Kick sound* AAHHH!! Hi there, my name is Toad Toadelstien, and I’m going to teach you how to successfully pick up women. Wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup *screaming* GREAT! *Supa sexy music* Ooh oohhhh eeahhh yeaaah ohh… Toadette: Hey daddy! Sweet merciful crap! Just gimme, like, 5 more minutes, man! C’mon! WAT Uhhhh, I can explain! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪
    Toadette: Gross! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ Toadette: I hate porn! ♪ Grab your dick and double-click for ♪ ♪ porn porn porn ♪ Hello? Hey what’s up? I need your help, can you c’mere? Uh, I can’t, I’m buying clothes. Alright, well, hurry up and come over here. I can’t find ’em. Whaddaya mean ya can’t find ’em? I can’t find them. There’s only soup. What do you mean there’s only soup? It means there’s only soup! Well then get outta the soup aisle! Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *Goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup! What do you mean there’s more soup? There’s just more soup! Go into the next aisle! There’s still soup! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! I’m at the soup store! WhY aRe YoU bUyInG cLoThEs aT tHe SoUp StOrE?!?!? FAK YOU!!! *Music* Okie dokie. WTF IS THAT!? YEEEA D’OH UH UH UH UH UH Mamma-f***er! (Frustrated) EEUUUHH! GLOOP GLOOP BLOO OOWOWOWO Hmmm? Waaaaa! RAAAARRRRGGHHHH Yaay yaaaaay OHHHHHHHHH *Roided Mario* Wahoo! Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Coming up on the left you can be able to see.. OH FAK die *Explosion* *Epic music* Whale Ship: *monsterous roar* get in MAH BELLEH! COME ON! GO GO GO!! Get to da choppa! Steve: I’m a helicopter! ♪ FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HERE ♪ *Surgeon Simulator music with Birdo screaming in pain* *dying noises* Yeeaah, well that’s disgustin. Hmmmmm… I Got It! Take-a That! Yummy! *With check/bell noise* Okie dokie-Fine! ♪ Theee kneebone’s connected to the…something… …the something’s connected to the…red thing… …the red thing’s connected to my PINGAS ♪ *bone crack sound* Oh shit! (ded) Enough is enough! I have had it with
    these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane! *Solid Snakes screaming “Metal Gear” and other stuff with music in the background* And now, Moments with Steve! *Music* La la dadida la dadida *Steve singing Gibberish* *Steve hears someone screaming* I’VE GOT YOU NOW BITCH Well now you’re gonna get it, mother f*cker!!! That’s right!! You and me, right now!! Somebody stop that awful, awful man! OhohOhhoho What? Eating sound *Dramatic sound effect* Steve: Woah, man. I’m trippin’ about plumbers and stuff, dude. *Thud* *Mario 64 entering a course sound* Hooooly ssshhhhit! Hello! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! OHHH MY GOOOD!!! YEEESSS!!! YEEEE- OOAUUH!! Steve and Mario: HFWOW8H4TG38TH3TYT3TCYGTC Oh hell nooo-oo-oo-ooaaahh! COME AT ME BRO. *Sexy music* *SSB death sound/Mario dies from Steve’s sexiness* *KO* Waaaaaaooohhhhhhh… ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ Steve: I3CTQHCW4TOCIC6E7CEUYGCEEG Ah…is he dead? ♪ Do you feel alone? ♪ ♪ Do you feel neglected? ♪ ♪ Not doing too well with the ladies? ♪ ♪ Well I’ve got the solution for you! ♪ ♪ LOW SELF-ESTEEM?! ♪ ♪ AFRAID TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS?! ♪ ♪ ARE YOU LONELY AND SAD?! ♪ ♪Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and ya need to make an important phone call but your battery’s dead and YOU CAN’T FIND AN OUTLET TO PLUG IN YOUR CHARGER?! ♪ Mhm. GROW A BEARD! Oooooooooooo… ♪ Do you like waffles? ♪ No. ♪ Do you like pancakes? ♪ No! ♪ Do you like French toast? ♪ NO! ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ Can’t wait to get a mouthful ♪
    -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Teletubby giggling* One day, in Teletubby Land, something appeared from far away. *Almost godly falling noise* Oh hello there. *Teletubby screaming* *Teletubby screaming*
    *Shrek screaming* Narrator: Po the Teletubby was scared by the scary green smurf. Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?! *Dramatic sound* Oh shit the green smurf is attempting to take over Teletubby Land. Po: Ohhh, no! *Beep* Help me! Help, now! Lala (is actually dipsy) tried to scare the smurf away! Boo! Very scary. Ohhh! Oh, gee, ahhh it’s so scary, ohh– Psych! *Pow* Dipsy (Is actually lala) tried murdering the green smurf. *Attack on Titan theme intensifies* Dipsy (Lala): YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Crash* Yabababar And Tinky Winky shat himself. *Fart* There was only one thing left that they could do. DAT DANCE! People think that just because I’m an ogre, I can’t dance! Well I’ve had it up to here! SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT! *Electric zoo plays* *Shrek dances on Electric zoo* Ha! Gaaaayyyyyyy! Take it away, fellas. [Actually legit beat and dancing] Take it away Tinky Winky! OOHOOHO OOH OOHOOOHOOH OO OOOOOHOO OHO MY GOD ♪ Fuck this shit, I’m out Mmhmm-mm-mm. ♪ Sonic: Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, FUCK ‘EM UP! Okay! FALCON. PUNCH!!! Oh yeaahhhhh ♪ Yatatatatatatata Yatatatatata tata Doodoodavadadadada Doodoodavadadadada ♪ ♪ Dum ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Ooohhhhhh!!! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Nooooooo!!! ♪ *Drumrolls* *AIRHORNS* ♪ Look at that booty, show me the booty ♪ ♪ Gimme the booty, I want the booty ♪ ♪ Back up the booty, I need the booty, I like– ♪ Baby Mario: What up, biatch?! ALALALALALALALALALALA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    -PIZZA!!! *Typing sound* nOtIcE mE sEnPa-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a *Glass breaks* -aiii Awww, fuck. SuPerMaRyOgUcCi4-sEnPaI cAn i plEaSe bE in y0ur 1 mIlLiOn s00b spEcIal? *Inhale* *Sigh* OH JESUS CHRIST PrEtTy plEaSe, SuPerMeMeGeNeRaToR4??? A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES, NO!!! *Glass breaks* AAAAAHHH WaS tHaT a yEs? *Cliche music* Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *BOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Yeah, ha ha ha! ♪ Kiss kiss fall in love ♪ *Smack* *insert Ouran High School Host Club here* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Mario! Mario! Hmmmm… Toad: Hello! Nooo… Mario? Elmo: You wanna know how I got these scars? nope.avi RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH
    -Ohhh ho ho hooohh! ♪ If you like chicken nuggets then you… gotta sing along ♪ -NOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ♪ Oooooohh, Barbie is a bitch! ♪ ♪ She is just a witch! ♪ ♪ I really hate her! ♪ ♪ Why does Ken date her? ♪ ♪ Ken is such a man… ♪ ♪ I do all I can! ♪ ♪ Just to do him, ♪ ♪ We wanna screw him! ♪ ♪ And I cry… ♪ ♪ everydaaaay! ♪ ♪ ‘Cause straight up, that bitch is in my way! ♪ *Italian gibberish* Wow…that’s really interesting! Okie dokie! See you next time! 0h! H3y MAri0! tAke 0ff ur cl0TheS n0w! Alrightie! spOogheTtI, spOogheTtI. Babity Boopy, bibity boobity babity babity! Booba beepa booba bapa beepa bapa! RaVi0lI, raVi0lI, pUt mE In y0uR vIdE0Li! How ’bout no, you fucking ravioli? Welcome back to the Animal Channel. In the wild, we see this livid creature, the Fishy Boopkin, in its natural habitat. Scientists have labelled this particular amphibious species, “A Pathetic Piece of Aquatic Shit”. Boopkins: Hey, that’s not nice! Narrator: A truly retarded species, these creatures are suspect to all kinds of predators. Boopkins: What?! No, we’re not! We’re a very strong and noble species! I’ll let you know it only took me half an hour to tie my shoes this mor– (nom) –aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! And…they’re extinct. HAHAHAHA! Prepare to be skewered! Now, witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time! *Congratulatory fanfare* DA DAB GUN Hahahaha, catch me if ya can! Sonic: Come and get– whoooaaaaa!!! Sonic: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB *Swag music* Guy 1: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Guy 2: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Rosalina and Thwomp: AHH! OH GOD! OMG! All: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Eggman: Yeah hahahaha! *Pow* Real SMG4: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB AAAAHHH-SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME!! UUHUAH!! ♪ Bakin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes! ♪ ♪ Take some bacon and then put it in a pancake! ♪ ♪ Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make! Bacon pancakes! ♪ Toad: I AM ON FIRE!!!! Listen, I have a question for you… …I hope the answer’s yes… Will…will you… Oh yes! A thousand times– *Taxi honking/Crash/Scream* *Elevator music* ♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOONNN?!?!?!?! ♪ *Death metal/Explosions* So, you’re interested in becoming my
    newest minion, Mr…Mario. That’s-a me! I’m very sorry but I don’t think you’re
    qualified for the position… Why is-a that? *sigh* *Double Click* ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ DIS ♪ ♪ IS ♪ ♪ MY ♪ ♪ PEE ♪ ♪ PEE! ♪ *Captionist: In my opinion, he should’ve been hired for that.* *Song continues* ♪ Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty. ♪ *Metal Gear alert noise* Oh shit! E. Gadd: Gotcha bitch! Ghost: NO! *Screams* *Ghost laugh* Oohoo ha ha ha! You saved me! *Mumbling* I love you man. ♪ La-da-da-da-dahh ♪ ♪ It’s the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg) ♪ *Phone ringing* *Phone ringing* Mario: Hello! Swiggity swooty, I am comin’ for da booty! Reactor: *Screeches like a dying pig* NOM NOM NOM OM NOM *2SPOOKY4ME noise* What was that?! Somebody?! *Footsteps* NOOOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! Ohh! Nice spaghetti you got here! Can I have it? OHHH IT’S A TINY PENIS! *Ocarina* ???: Ha! Gaaayyyyy! Let me show you how it’s done. *Darude – Sandstorm (Recorder Cover)* Let’s talk about music. We don’t like children’s music. (Both) No, no, no! What music are you into? I like this! It’s very grown up. ♪ Where my fat ass big bitches in da club ♪ ♪ Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in da club ♪ ♪ I wanna see all the big fat a.. ♪ 420 represents weed 420 x 2=840 840 / 280 is 3 3 sides to a triangle Go fuck yourself! I will! You know why? Because I’m attractive. Every day, I wake up, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Would I fuck me?”, and the answer is always YES! Because I would fuck myself! Oh hey there little girl! Wanna go for a
    swim? Yes! Lalalala la, lalala la, Lalalala la, hmm mm mm! That’s-a so nice! (You are ded.) ♪ I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck, ♪ ♪ I don’t, I don’t, I don’t give a fuck, bitch, ♪ ♪ I don’t, give a, ♪ ♪ fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ ♪ don’t give a fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ Help! Raccoons took my penis! ♪C’mon, mothafuckas, c’mon!♪ 42: Mario – Card trader song ♪ My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard ♪ ♪ and they’re like, “do you wanna trade cards?” ♪ ♪ Damn right, I wanna trade cards ♪ ♪ I will trade you, but not my Charizard ♪ Or not I dunno Hey stinky little Toadies! Hmm? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo… It’s raping time. *Toads yelling “Spaghetti”* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Princess! Peach: Oh what up, bitch!? WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHH Goddammit! Oookey dokey! ♪ Baby, baby baby OOOOOOH! WHAT THE FUU Wario: Yes! Hello… I was wondering if you could play that song again. Mmm, which one man? The one that goes (so much gibberish that i can’t even decipher it) I’M A SCATMAN didididididididududududu dudududududadadada ding ding ding ding DING DING bababababawebvyfgurfvnywcgfvwenvcvngw (hacking cough) Ha ha! So long-a Bowser! Ohh! … Shit! Luigi climbed onto Mario’s lap and kissed him on the nose. Mario suddenly blushed bright red, trying hard to hide it. (Italian acce nt)
    Come on-a brother, let’s ha’fun… (damn you spinning wheel of death) (well shit) (he’s got anger issues….chill the fuck down) *Sad music* ♪I see trees of green♪ ♪Red roses too♪ ♪I see them bloom♪ ♪For me and you♪ ♪And I think to myself…♪ ♪WHAT A WUNDERFOL WORL!♪ PlEaSe, SuPeRmArIoGoObY4! pOot Me iN tHe ViDeO! H3ll0? Anyb0dy? aT lEaSt u wIlL b mY fRiEnD, rItE? Tumbleweed: NO! What the fuck just happened? Hi guys! It’s me, SMG4, and I want to thank you for watching this 20-minute Ssenmodnar Deluxe. I hope you enjoyed it, because… …y’know, 20 minutes of that stuff… …probably fried your brain. I know it fried my brain. (uuhhhhh) I’ve had a lot of fun making this video, and I hope you guys enjoyed it as well. But most importantly, I wanna thank you for 1 million subscribers. Because, it’s awesome to hea– it’s awesome to know that 1 million of you guys like… …Mario’s being naked and eating spaghetti is cool. Also, read the credits on this side, or here, I dunno where I’m gonna put it, but yeah, read the credits. I used a lot of audio from the internet and just, I don’t want to be in trouble for – for not crediting them. Thanks for watching and I love you. See ya! Captions made by some people who had a lot of free time on their hands. You guys did great.

    SMG4: World War Mario
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    SMG4: World War Mario

    September 24, 2019


    Glitch Productions Intro Wait is the intro whooshing us? [エスエムジー4] Okie dokie… T Y P I N G (oh no its the we- i mean ANIME island) Mario: LALALAHMHMHM! This is lots of fun! (r u sur about dat?) (100%R: lol yes) Tari: Ummmm… Boopkins: *sobbing fish noises* Swagmaster: let me at them! i’ll kick their Kawaii ass (R.I.P Tari’s lifeforce: Lost in vietnam) *japanese stuff* *asgagadgde* *Luigi crying because ww3* Luigi: NO GOD! (Weegee is having a mental breakdown) Mario Captian: Luigi! *Italian gibberish* Mammamia! Yippie! Yummy! Soldier: You’re f***ed! Haha! oh yeah! *the sr pelo scream of holyness* Ok guys, 30 seconds! (why am I typing this when the subtitles are in the video?) (We must praise the god of the Teletubbie Sun, Chris said) YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND- BABY RIGHT ROUND- LIKE A RECORD BABY- (Fuzzy: STOP IT….Get some help.) RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND- (Fuzzy: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) *stops* (Fuzzy: …Thank you! ;w;) *soldiers get shot, play despacito alexa* [Everyone screaming in terror] *Saiko saying a Japanese impression of Link* *Anime Language* Tari: AAH! Boopkins: AHHH! (Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [Memorial to all of the people who died] Mario: LALALALLALALHMHMHM 😀 last guest OOFZ last guest OOFZ “My leg!” Mario: Haha! *Italian gibberish* (ITS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MARIO!) SMG4: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! Boopkins: War… War never changes… Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe! *a fucking waifu comes with a fucking gun* NICONII Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs! (its like the Millionth time he said that Phrase…) *luigi crying* Luigi: WAAH! x2 Oh no! HRMMMMM *scream* Anime Soldier #69: Wave good-bye to your head, wankah! ? *fart* (100%R: she’s fucked, lol) gnome *angry anime talking* *battle scream* (The appropriate way on winning WW3) Mario: That’s-a so nice! Okey-dokey! SMG4: God Damnit, Mario! Mario: RNGH! Hey stinky! MAMAF**KER! Tari: HELP! AHHH! SMG4: AHH! OhH, this is bad! Boopkins: None of us can get past this point! It’s too heavily armed and there’s barbed wire everywhere! Mario: Hmmm… Ohohohoh! SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Hmmmm??? [A WILD MINE APPEARS!] Oh no! Hmmmmm…. Uhh…. Mario’s gonna die! 😀 [Wow. You’re dumber than I thought.] SMG4: You’re gonna die! T H E R E ! *🅱oom* *🅱oom x2* *🅱oom x3* (Super Mario 🅱ros. (1985) Live Lost) Mario! So good! [I take it back.] Boopkins: Good job, Mario! Sonic Forces Narrator: ROCKET LAUNCHER! *🅱oom x4* AAAA Pokemon Rocket Launcher: Coming 3019 W O W W H A T A N E P I C B A T T L E ! Top 10 Sad Anime Death: #2 (I am sad Alexa again ;_;) (What a slowmo :0) Oof *More Anime Stuff* (I SENSE A JOJO REFERENCE IN HERE!!) YOU STUPID…. (Well there’s Bob, Mario, Saiko, Boopkin, SMG-) (He’s alive and sometimes dead…) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag.) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag (also featuring Sanic anime music).) 怒っている盗品 ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDWERTYHSGFRTYAUHGSDYUIJKHGSFYUSJAHGFDGYTDUIDSAHJGFTYUJASD NBVCFGSAHYDTSYUJADNBVGSYUAJKSBH (Fuzzy: *Grabs Chainsaw* Like-a sambody–! *bang* *bang X2* DYONGDONG Y E E T *Doing the Melee Fox dance* (No but I would love a croissant thank you.) *Stop killing Anime weebs* Anime Soldier #666: SHIIIIIIII *Anime oof* *Persona 5 style* Anime Soldier #21: 😮 Anime Soldier #87: :0 Anime Soldier #B*tch: :O Get the f**k outta here! WHOHEHAHAHAHAHAHA Anime Soldier #309763: Omae wa mou shi- OW MY A** Swag: Huh? (Oh hey bob) BoB: nEeD sOmE hElP? BoB: bRuH, yOu’Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf. 🅱rUh bOb and Swag: BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. L0L0L0L0L0L Luigi: Wow! Yuh! *italian gibberish* Tari: I believe in you! Keep going! Alright, let’s do this! Okay! Let’s do this thing! Mario: Bruh, Mario’s gonna kick some 🅱itches! (Bootcamp Flashbacks) (Kick their weeaboo asses Mario) [Meggy being ANNIHIALATED] (This pains me ;_;) NYES! (Shuddup you’re not Inkling Boy) MISTER! x3 *Gibberish* *Marx Soul screech* SIR, YES, SIR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (oh no) HAIYA! (doriyah!) *Intense Woomy heart attack* [How can anyone so ruthless would do this?] Axol: Francis! Stop this at once! WOMYWOMTWOOOOOOMY (wait aren’t you a veemo-) Naaaah! That’s probably nothing! (wait the speed tho) *Filthy frank laugh* Mario: Take-a that! Luigi: Oh yeah! Francis: gOd DaMN iT! GOD DAMN IT! Francis:You wanna know the meaning of life? Then I’ll show you the meaning of life! (Oh no! We gotta problem )=) Otchy-gotchy! Mario: Here we go! Tati: Meggy! HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Mario: F**k off! (Pwnd) *Mario rated MVP of this TF2 capture the flag match* Top 10 hottest anime characters *and wtf is that music* (This music is like shit) ((I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) SMG4: This is.. Kinda Hot. (luigi smack smg4 please) Steve: Hey angel! You da sexi! (Wait when did Steve get here..) *Angry anime noises* Anime Soldier #GetRidOfFortnite: *dies* *poor steve :(* (i would feel that way if i lost my waifu marina from off the hook) Francis: Colours colours colours. [Google Translate went wrong] Mario: WAAH! Oh no! Mammamia! Luigi as Patrick: He’s just standing there… Menacingly! Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here? Francis: What is wrong with you? SMG4: What? What?! W-WHAT?!? Tari: Oh no! Axol? *Tari crying* (poor her tho) You just got… PRANK’D, BRO! HAHA! Francis: EEEHEHEHE! MEEEHEHE! HEHE! *Angry anime shits* Francis: Oh my god, I’m so scared! *fucking gibbers like an idiot* *Angry mario noises* Mario: No! Francis: eh Eh EHHHH! Francis: *sends out a piece of paper* Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *woomy heart attack* [SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!] *sigh* *sigh again* * Marina Gibberish* *again with waifu talk* *s i g h* (desti is getting really f * * k e d up) Axol: No… I can’t… (A classic case of an ally being the one responsible ) Axol: It’s… Axol: It’s all my fault. HOLY CRAP MORE MARINA NOISES Axol: *feather things that axolotls have pops up* Huh? *More marina noises* (ARE YOU A OCTOPUS OR A SQUID DESTI??) (Never mind, let’s listen to the woomy/ octoshit talk. Oh other splatoon fans, the reason its not veemo is because its the splatoon 1 octo noises) *Determined Woomy/octoshit* *pearl noises* Axol: You’re wise, emo fish girl! (I’ve seen many emo fish girls in Splatoon 2 already) Desti: *boi* Axol: HEY MEWTWO! Mewtwo: U WOT Axol: Magikarp is better than you! (100000 IQ AXOL) TAKETHATBACKYOUFIEND (Oh boy Mewtwo Strike Back Evolution is looking great :D) Who’s That Pokemon? It’s a dumbass! (he’s havin’ way too much fun with this. I blame you for this, Desti.) Motherf*cking guy, what the hell you say to me?! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JE– oh Axol: Uhhhhh… *Microsoft Error Noise* *BOOM BOOM BISH* *Woomy has been saved :D* Yoink! 😀 (Thank god, she’s freed.) *octoshit* *Woomy crying* (OH COME ON! NOT THIS AGAIN! I CRIED IN MEGGY’S BOOTCAMP!!!) *woomy gibberish* Axol: We got you, beanie fish girl! *the bitches screamin’* *more woomy gibberish* Axol: B-but! *Angry Splatoon 1 octoshit* *More Splatoon 1 octoshit* (The good, the bad and the weeby) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Estuans interius – Burning inside) Soldier: You should face up to the consequences! (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) OH GOD! Soldier: That wasn’t very nice! AHH! (Sephiroth) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! *Squeak* (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Piss. (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (f*ck me mario is definitly dead) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (nevermind hes pinnochio) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) *Mario laughs* SMG4: Hey! (Sephiroth) SMG4: I’m talkin’ to you. SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass. Oh damn! (Hey SMG4 there you lost a good computer) (to anime…) (I’ll feel the same when I lost all my woomy data) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) SMG4: Pls don’t hurt me ;-; (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) *intense Boopkins crying* (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Boopkins: You’re so mean! (Sephiroth) (Wow Boopkins hasn’t said anything this entire episode) ((But the last sentence though)) (Sephiroth) Tari: *cry for help* (Sephiroth) Tari: HALP!! Tari: AAAA!! Tari: AAAA!! (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) Francis: NOOO!! NO NO NO!!! Axol: Eh! Eh! Give my pen back! why r u so meen 2 m3 *Angry octoshit* *Smash KO noise* Francis: OH MY GOD! *only one word of octoshit thank god* Luigi: Oh hahaha! Oh yeah! Yahoo! *Japanese noises* Boopkins: Yay! 😀 SMG4: *crying of his loss* *Kidnapping in progress, child molestation to come* Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!!! (wait what his eyes are his glasses?!) Mario: Get That motherf*cker! *Sr Pelo gasp* You can’t stop me! *pew sword bang smash fortnite gay* (Another editor: I have no idea what this is but ok..) *Desti slowly backing up toward the Ink Zuccer* 𝐵 𝒪 𝐼 𝒩 𝒢 PWNED Weeeeeh! (Fuzzy: *Grabs popcorn*) E E E E E E E E e e e e e e e e [PSSSH] Francis: YAAAAAA~nan~AAAAAA Tari: AAAAH! AAAAH! Oh No! Saiko uses Hammer Thwack! Sephiroth: 𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡❟ 𝙠𝙞𝙙. MISS Meggy: [Inkling language] Saiko: [Japanese] [Francis is satisfied] Desti: [Octoling language] Saiko: Uuuuh! Oooooo…. [IDEA] [Does anyone speak Japanese? Anyone?] Francis: WAT? Tari: Huh? Tari: Huh? What? [More Japanese] Tari uses Throw! Francis is shocked! [It’s a duck, Francis.You didn’t make it.] [It’s not very effective…] Francis: Wut? Desti: GET OVER HERE! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] [PSSSH] [Octoling language] Axol uses Axol Kick! Mario and SMG4 use Football 101! SMG4: Ha! Mario: Whoo! SMG4: Whoo! Mario: Whooo! SMG4: Yeah! Mario: Huh! SMG4: Piss off! Boopkins: [Eats rock] Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi: Go Weegee! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Boopkins: Ptootey! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] Yaaaaaay copyrighted music [Wait, where the heck is Axol’s pe-] (Alexa play Final Fantasy Victory theme*) *the octopus was the stabbed* *first Aerith, and now Desti (wasn’t she dead?! We saw her get KO’d) ((I mean, it’s SMG4 logic..)) … -insert Irene dimension theme/aphmau death music/Aerith’s theme here- (Can the silence end now??) *Extremely sad woomy* (Wow. One of the best foes on the channel has been brutally murdered by an anime character.) [Death Note Laughter] (Oi Francis there’s such thing as Inkling/Veemo Spawner) (Fuzzy: YOU [email protected] #!?) (Another person: Woah Calm down 0.0) ..Desti…No… )’: *Francis The B**tch Still Laughing* D-DESTI..? *Desti’s last words* (Me: DESTI NO!!!) ((Another Editor: *pat pat* She’ll respawn.) (me: SHE WAS STABBED! SHE ONLY RESPAWNS IF SHE IS SPLATTED! …Let’s face it… she’s not gonna respawn…) (Ded. Not a big surprise.) (Fuzzy: *Sniffle*) つづく… Subs and Edit: Orbit Gaming, Poddee, hamed and all the other people who helped ^-^ sub to smg4 (Poddee: They don’t have to..) [Hamed: I’ll give you a notification bell so you won’t miss out on the finale…..] right now (Poddee: Uh.. ma’am..?) why not (Poddee: That’s a nice fanart there ^) supporters (Poddee: Thanks to all of you Patreon! I’m a broke person.) Fuzzy In the Backround: *Super Loud Crying noises* (Poddee: I’m sad ;-;) In memories of every single soldier who fought bravely as well as desti…… (Poddee: Guess we all have to wait for the finale, right?) (Poddee: See you next time!) (Poddee: *inkling sobbing noises*) (Fuzzy: *Still crying Loudly* [Anyone wanted a tissue? 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧] (me, but i will keep this tissue for the funeral of desti)

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    SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk

    August 22, 2019


    Glitch Productions That was a lotsa fun! Hey! I’m a thirsty! Hmmmm OH NO Uh oh, no more milky! I now know what I have to do don’t come in it’s the cancerous store that’ll give you diabetes old man sounds Movin on the ground, movin on the ground heeheehee ALRIGHTY HMMMMM That Gay Mushroom: LALALALALA Oh howdy there Mario, what’s up? Hello! (italian piss) Oh the milk section is right over there MIIIIIIIIIILK! THATS A SO LUCKY! WAHOO! Uh guys you dropped somethin’ .you might wanna pick- BOOM ok don’t worry about it NOOOOOOOOOOOO! How you doing? (angry gibberish occurs) (concerned remark) Crazy Girlfriend: Where’s all the f***ing milk man Gimme my goddamn milk plz mama mia (gay luigi sounds) goo weegee x2 OHHHHHH (Luigy humming sounds) OH NO YOU DONT! IAM LONELY (Some Italian Shit) Mario: Here we gooooo!!!! Gotcha b***h