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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

    October 16, 2019

    Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something is getting closer…) (Mario! Stop wooping!) Mario: Wahhh! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. big chunguuss….. Mario: (You want Mario’s Spagett?) Big Chungus: (yes yes yes) Mario: (oh no plz) Big Chungus: (gimme my spaghetti!) *Mario crazily shakes head*
    Mario: (NO!) *Big Chungus crazily shakes head*
    Big Chungus: (YES!) (0_0)
    *shut down* Mario: What’s wrong with you? Big Chungus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mario: *PANIC* Big Chungus: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! Mario is a wiazrd: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS– *oof* CHUGUS VACUUM: *ON* Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *latah bish* *gun cocks* Mario losing his sanity: The Hunt… Is on Mario: GET OVER HERE!! Big Chungus: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *Mario Went Total Psychopath On Big Chungus* *YEET*OOF* Mario: GOTCHA BITCH! MISSED x ∞ *Mario’s aim sux* Mario: *Grunts* Mario: DIE BITCH!! *Airplane noise* oh bruh Bullet Bill: AHH THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE!!! Tell my children I luv– (WTF CHUNGUS! sin count: ∞) Big Chungus: ohok… Big Chungus: oo ee oo lala~ Confused Mario: (Wut?) ???: Hey kid! Totally not Mario: Wanna check out my van? I got some candy~ (dat face tho) (Oh… ) Mario: ow… Mario: *grunts* (o shet Mario pulled out the big gunz) *GET THAT MOFO* NOM Big Chungus: oOOooo~ Mario: *Grunts* No! Hurry up already! Chain Chomp: It’s so thicc! EXTRA THICC DAMN BOI HE’S THICC!!! BOI!!! THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI!!! DAYUM!!! Big Chungus: IIIIIII’m about to whip somebody’s aaaaaaaaassss (gay!) *bishes* Big Chungus: HA! GOT EM!!! *dat derpy walk though* (Oh shet. he fahked up) Big Chungus’ Power: *OFF* (snoring and shit) Mario: HO Ho ho! (The fucking walk like HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!) Mario: GOTCHA! Mario: Game Over! BOO! (Minecraft version) Big Chungus: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHH!!! *ded* Mario: boiiiiiii i win OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE OH YOU SO DEAD! Chungus: Plz! And leave me no harm! (CHUNGUS IS FRIEKING OUT) Mario: MMmmm~ So good and tasty!
    (I don’t think he wants to R.I.P chungus) HMMMM… HM!!! Big Chungus: WHAT THE F#@K!? Mario: Haha! Game Over!
    (Oh shet he gonna get roasted) (Mario senses something…) Mario: Wahh! (pelo battle cry)Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo *Chungus Battle Cry Continues* Chungus Cop: Keep your hands in the air… Step to the rear of the Chungus Mario: How about you suck mario’s-a pingas?! THAT’S IT! WE’RE CALLING THE MILITARY!! *La Cucaracha* Chungus Soldier: *Inaudible* Duty reporting! Mario: oh [email protected]! *Screams* *Boing* *Continue Screaming* Target required *FIRE* Mario: *PANIC* *Slowed down oof* Mario: mama mia… what’s-a going on here? Mario: *pants* Hmm? What are you doing? Big Chungus: Hey kid, would you like some drugs? *Girl scream* GOTCHA BITCH Mario: Oh no you don’t! *Super Mario Odyssey* Mario: Oh yeah! Big Chungus: What just happened? Enemy spotted NOOOOOOOOOOO– Wait a minute? ahhhh [email protected]! Mario in disguise: Why don’t we just give up partner? Mario: hehehehehe haha… Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Now u fuk up) Mama mia… ah spagetti… (He’s still alive?!) *snoring* ah the princess… *snoring* ah dat ASS!!! *Knock knock knock* Mario: Hmm? *gibberish* Mario: AH! Oh no! (pelo battle cry again) Mario: Hey stinky! *Italian gibberis–* SILENCE!! *Warp pipe sound effects* *more gibberish* de! (pelo gasp) Mario: *Laughing* Mario: Wah! *panic* GRAAAAND CHUNGUUSSS! *screams* IM VERY CHUNGRY (get it?) Mario: NOOOO! GOD! NO! Mario: *Italian gibberish* *gibberi–* Judge Chungus: Say what? (That music! Could it be?) (It is!!! Meggy!) Mario: Yes! I’m so happy to see you again! Grand Chungus: What da hell is this? *gibberish* Mario: Hey! Shut up! *Knock knock* (Wow… that’s really hard… for a plumber…) *mumbling* Ah yeah.. that’s definitely is SILENCE!! *more gibberish* *Grand Chungus having a stroke* Judge Chungus: BOI!! What u gonna do huh? (Playing 3DS while tied up… Yup that’s normal…) Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin’ Judge Chungus: Huh what?! Mario: penis Grand Chungus:
    GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Mario: Mama mia.. Mario: Okie dokie! Let’s-a go! Oh yeah! *gibberish* Mario: Haha! That’s-a easy for me! Mario: *Italian gibberish* Let’s-a go Mario: Hoho! Hello! Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy! Mario: Are you ready to fly? Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh… Mario: OKEYDOKEY *rip* Master Hand: U MUST DI– *Gun shot* oof *Level up* Mario: Lot’s-a fun! Mario: *Singing while shooting* Goomba: Ah! OH MY GOD!
    Mario: *Singing while shooting* Mario: *Singing while shooting* *BOOM* *Cha-ching* Mario: Hello! *Italian gibberish* Yipee! Goomba: Uh… No. *S L A P* Goomba: AHHH! Mario: B*tch *Level up* Koopa: Jesus! Hey! Koopa: You’re holding up the lin– *S L A P* Monty Mole: That was very nice… *S L A P* Monty Mole: AH! *Toad wandering around* *S L A P* *S L A P ing intensifies* *Level up* (mafia in a nutshell) *S L A P* uh *Cha-ching* Mario: Oh yeah! *Level up* That’s-a so nice! *BOOM* (Big Chungus for PS4?) Mario: Ho my god! Big Chungus: I did it! I did it! (look at awl dose gaems) *Honk* *Honk* Mario: Here we go! Weehee! (rip toadsworst) Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Tari: What? (POW! U R DED! Not big suprise…) Tari: Hmm? What the… dadadadadaddadadqa Tari: WOW!!! (hory shit that was fast!) Money (x8) Mario: It’s-a king Mario! Mario: Yay! Judge Chungus: der… derderderder… Mario: *Excited* Oh Yeah! Judge Chungus: derderder (Wow… that escalated quickly than I expected…) Mario: (Wait… what?) Judge Chungus: *gibberish* *Throws him out* Mario: WAAAAaaaaa—oof! Mario: *Sigh* Oof… *pipe noise*
    Mario: *Sigh* Oof… Mario: fak uuuu


    SMG4: Smart Mario

    October 9, 2019

    I have the power of captions! Hey guys. Sponsors play a large part in helping our channel continue to make content, such as “SMG4” and “Meta Runner”, for you smexy fans.(N8: smexy? Really?) And that’s why this video is sponsored by Youzu and their game “Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac”! *Actually in Southeast Asia name Saint Seiya Awakening. I have my phone too!*(N8:WAT?) Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac [AKA Saint Seiya Awakening in outside america and europe] is a strategy role-playing game with HD 3D graphics. It’s a mobile game masterpiece that perfectly restores the classic of the Japanese comics. [Kevin] Twelve golden Saints and all classic characters are back to the sanctuary are waiting for you to summon them! This game is all about strategy as an epic action-packed god man! [Mario screams](btw if you see N8 thats my opinion)(N8:OH SHIT IT’S MARIO!) Goddammit, Mario! D::( [Mario] Oh, ya mama mia! [insert italian gibberish translation here] [SMG4] Why!? I’ll tell you why The game looks super smexy with fantastic special effects and an art style based on the original animeh! The story, music and characters are all directly inspired from the original anime! It’s even officially licensed by Masami Kurumada! (Who dahell?) Mario: That’s so nice-a! [SMG4] The original author of Saint Seiya! [Mario] Mah ass!! [SMG4] Finally, the game is all about using strategy (10000000000000000000 IQ, thus why mario gets smart in the video) to outwit your opponent in epic PvP and PvE fights! Mario in a screaming raspy voice] I need it!!! [SMG4] You can download Saint Seija: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac and start playing now, “Links” in the description! [Link screams, smashed] The first 100 people to download the game and use my special code “SMG4” get a free Extra Rare Gear! 😮 [Wow, i want too!, but in my country doesn’t cause it’s a only outside continents] [Raises voice] Now give it back to me, Mario!! [Mario screams, SMG4 puffs and pants] [Glitch Production presentation] A challenger approches! His goal? To do what he did in Something is wrong with Meggy, enlighten the readers. We find Mario taking a beauty rest on his bed /Mario-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah spaghetti ZZZZZZZZZZ ah ravioli (N8:WAKE UP MARIO) Mario then yawns to get ready for the day when… He realises/Mario-waaaaa! OOOOOOOooOOoOooooo…. HE WAS NEVER IN HIS BED FROM THE START Mario-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mario: What are you doing!? What’sa going on here!?! [bigfoot stomp] Someone approaches from the shadows with a creepy laugh It was Prof. Egad, who has not been in an SMG4 episode for months on end ooh yaw! [Gibberish] Hey stinky!! [Gibberish] [Gibberish] But Mario was wrong (SIKE) VERY wrong This was a setup by his friends and family (and asshole)! But how?! (Inkling noises) But…But why? Ooohhh…hoh,hoh hoh HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM… Commence Eddsworld style flashback (we miss you Edd) [Italian singing] We find Mario taking a bath [shivering] Oh no! To solve the problem he runs to his space heater. Obviously only using one of his two brain cells. S M A S H Let’sa go! S M A S H X2 Do I honestly need to tell you what is going to happen? I am so smart, i am so smart, i am s- C H E R N O B Y L OOH GODDDD Oh god, jesus christ! Augh! (WHY IS THE PISS EVERYWHERE?!) Oh yeah! [Gibberish] D: Mamma mia…HHHHMMMM… Bob: We’rE GonnA mAkE yOU nOt A DumBaSs (well look who is talking) Prof. Egad Decides to then take the role of every James Bond villain ever with a hint of Doctor Doofinschimertz Dumbass motherf*ck! [Gibberish] GENIIUUUUSSS!!! No! Mario so good! Move! Go,Go GO!! [Gibberish] Oh no! Help! (You literally have an alternate universe ego that takes down corporations, SHUT YER MOUF) Egad changes the course of history S P O O P Y That does not look rather pleasant, anyone got popcorn? Doctor E. G. Frankenstein: It’s alive… it’s alive, IT’S A L I V E ! dAmN, ShoUlD’Ve BroUGht somE poPcoRn (ikr) WeLL,I THink We KiLLeD hIM Mario is different… Mario? No…. MARIO! D: [yawn] ooo.. uuu… YeAh HeS b R o K E n HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (thonk) Hey Say Something Smart. [Gibberish] (more gibberish) (EVEN MORE GIBBERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!) Mario Whos The Most top character in Smash (eachother in the ass) ultimate?? Thinking Mode Activated [Gibberish] [Sigh] E-Gadd: Hohohohohoho 😀 Oki doki, Oh yeah, Ohhohhahaha, Let’sa go! Oh lord jesus it’s a fire….. Hmm…[Gibberish] it-sa me robo merio at ur service man dis plaic smells like-a my mama-mi4s r4v10l1 be gone fier you little b*oof*y you don’t scrw with moi oh look a flaming babi f0etus deleteu5 *DUN DUN* mario paint music W O W ! Hey, that’s pretty good! Wow! (Bowser secretly Sans confirmed…?)(N8: no that’s just hotel mario shit) Ohoh Stinky P O O P ! H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaauh… hmmmm…… [Mario coding] and thus… the youtube community got lazy and did not caption until the 12 minute mark until i came along YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *idea* smg3 rave DUN s(mg3)creaming h o l a building a S E N T R Y DONK wat now activating instant ki- WAIT WHAT fine and dandy le cheering JESUS yEET DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom h u n g r y very wordy and formal *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* tru TRIGGERED (anybody else can caption from here i’m bored too, done by Nexus Freestar) Howdy doo bitches! That is correct! Now i can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass! OH IT’S ON ASSHOLE!!!! Nice try bitch! [Gibberish + Alarm] I am unstoppable, Muwahahaha! D:



    September 27, 2019

    Disclaimer: contains strong language and may induce IQ loss. (SM69 INTRO) *upbeat music plays* Wahoo! WAHOOOO!!! Yes! Yeah!! WaHAHAHAHA YEAH! O SHET, WE’RE F****D *PARTY* *A F**K TONS OF MEMES* MARIO! Mario: MYESSSSSSSSS? It is time! *Dramatic sound effect* 2SECURE4ME HOLY SHIT Dude, so, are you ready for Ssenmodnar Deluxe Edition? Ready? Ready doesn’t even Ready doesn’t even FUCKING Ready doesn’t even FUCKING DESCRIBE IT! *High five* Yeeaaaaaah! SMG4 and Mario: Jesus fucking get that shit in Fucking shit That’s so fucking GET IN! (How not to put a dvd in) *Computer trips on acid* *Dramatic music with screaming* *Screaming intensifies* *Transition music* *Music starts* ♪ FUCK DA POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND ♪ -Yeeaah boiiiiiiiiiiii *Explosion* *Congratulatory Mario 64 music* Wa! Hoo hoo! Yahoo! *More congratulatory Mario 64 music* *Music continues but with falling noise* *Upbeat music* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Splat* What? *”We No Speak Americano” in the background* ♪ WoUldN’t it be nice if we were older? ♪ ♪ And wouldn’t have to wait so long. ♪ ♪ Wouldn’t it be nice to live together? ♪ (ded) *Classic music* Mario: Hey fellas! Knock off all that high society crap and play some of this. One! Two! Three! Four! ♪ I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
    I PLAY POKEMON GO! ♪ *Toad becomes triggered from the song* *abandon thread* (Video) Mister… What in the *bleep* are you watching?! Fifty Shades of Grey! HOW DARE YOU WATCH THAT WITHOUT ME!!! (Other guy) SORRY!!! *Intense music* Ha ha! So long gay Bowser! Aaaaarrrrrrgghhhhh! Mario: hey stinky! *Mario gibberish* ♪ Why the fuck you lying♪ ♪Wow♪ ♪ Why you always lying ♪ ♪Hey♪ ♪ Hhnnn…oh my god ♪ ♪ Stop fuckin’ lying! ♪ *Kick sound* AAHHH!! Hi there, my name is Toad Toadelstien, and I’m going to teach you how to successfully pick up women. Wupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwupwup *screaming* GREAT! *Supa sexy music* Ooh oohhhh eeahhh yeaaah ohh… Toadette: Hey daddy! Sweet merciful crap! Just gimme, like, 5 more minutes, man! C’mon! WAT Uhhhh, I can explain! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪
    Toadette: Gross! ♪ THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! ♪ Toadette: I hate porn! ♪ Grab your dick and double-click for ♪ ♪ porn porn porn ♪ Hello? Hey what’s up? I need your help, can you c’mere? Uh, I can’t, I’m buying clothes. Alright, well, hurry up and come over here. I can’t find ’em. Whaddaya mean ya can’t find ’em? I can’t find them. There’s only soup. What do you mean there’s only soup? It means there’s only soup! Well then get outta the soup aisle! Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! *Goes to the next aisle* There’s more soup! What do you mean there’s more soup? There’s just more soup! Go into the next aisle! There’s still soup! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! I’m at the soup store! WhY aRe YoU bUyInG cLoThEs aT tHe SoUp StOrE?!?!? FAK YOU!!! *Music* Okie dokie. WTF IS THAT!? YEEEA D’OH UH UH UH UH UH Mamma-f***er! (Frustrated) EEUUUHH! GLOOP GLOOP BLOO OOWOWOWO Hmmm? Waaaaa! RAAAARRRRGGHHHH Yaay yaaaaay OHHHHHHHHH *Roided Mario* Wahoo! Good afternoon. This is your captain speaking. Coming up on the left you can be able to see.. OH FAK die *Explosion* *Epic music* Whale Ship: *monsterous roar* get in MAH BELLEH! COME ON! GO GO GO!! Get to da choppa! Steve: I’m a helicopter! ♪ FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM HERE ♪ *Surgeon Simulator music with Birdo screaming in pain* *dying noises* Yeeaah, well that’s disgustin. Hmmmmm… I Got It! Take-a That! Yummy! *With check/bell noise* Okie dokie-Fine! ♪ Theee kneebone’s connected to the…something… …the something’s connected to the…red thing… …the red thing’s connected to my PINGAS ♪ *bone crack sound* Oh shit! (ded) Enough is enough! I have had it with
    these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane! *Solid Snakes screaming “Metal Gear” and other stuff with music in the background* And now, Moments with Steve! *Music* La la dadida la dadida *Steve singing Gibberish* *Steve hears someone screaming* I’VE GOT YOU NOW BITCH Well now you’re gonna get it, mother f*cker!!! That’s right!! You and me, right now!! Somebody stop that awful, awful man! OhohOhhoho What? Eating sound *Dramatic sound effect* Steve: Woah, man. I’m trippin’ about plumbers and stuff, dude. *Thud* *Mario 64 entering a course sound* Hooooly ssshhhhit! Hello! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! OHHH MY GOOOD!!! YEEESSS!!! YEEEE- OOAUUH!! Steve and Mario: HFWOW8H4TG38TH3TYT3TCYGTC Oh hell nooo-oo-oo-ooaaahh! COME AT ME BRO. *Sexy music* *SSB death sound/Mario dies from Steve’s sexiness* *KO* Waaaaaaooohhhhhhh… ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ I’m da best. ♪ Steve: I3CTQHCW4TOCIC6E7CEUYGCEEG Ah…is he dead? ♪ Do you feel alone? ♪ ♪ Do you feel neglected? ♪ ♪ Not doing too well with the ladies? ♪ ♪ Well I’ve got the solution for you! ♪ ♪ LOW SELF-ESTEEM?! ♪ ♪ AFRAID TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS?! ♪ ♪ ARE YOU LONELY AND SAD?! ♪ ♪Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and ya need to make an important phone call but your battery’s dead and YOU CAN’T FIND AN OUTLET TO PLUG IN YOUR CHARGER?! ♪ Mhm. GROW A BEARD! Oooooooooooo… ♪ Do you like waffles? ♪ No. ♪ Do you like pancakes? ♪ No! ♪ Do you like French toast? ♪ NO! ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ ♪ Can’t wait to get a mouthful ♪
    -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Teletubby giggling* One day, in Teletubby Land, something appeared from far away. *Almost godly falling noise* Oh hello there. *Teletubby screaming* *Teletubby screaming*
    *Shrek screaming* Narrator: Po the Teletubby was scared by the scary green smurf. Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?! *Dramatic sound* Oh shit the green smurf is attempting to take over Teletubby Land. Po: Ohhh, no! *Beep* Help me! Help, now! Lala (is actually dipsy) tried to scare the smurf away! Boo! Very scary. Ohhh! Oh, gee, ahhh it’s so scary, ohh– Psych! *Pow* Dipsy (Is actually lala) tried murdering the green smurf. *Attack on Titan theme intensifies* Dipsy (Lala): YOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Crash* Yabababar And Tinky Winky shat himself. *Fart* There was only one thing left that they could do. DAT DANCE! People think that just because I’m an ogre, I can’t dance! Well I’ve had it up to here! SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT! *Electric zoo plays* *Shrek dances on Electric zoo* Ha! Gaaaayyyyyyy! Take it away, fellas. [Actually legit beat and dancing] Take it away Tinky Winky! OOHOOHO OOH OOHOOOHOOH OO OOOOOHOO OHO MY GOD ♪ Fuck this shit, I’m out Mmhmm-mm-mm. ♪ Sonic: Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, FUCK ‘EM UP! Okay! FALCON. PUNCH!!! Oh yeaahhhhh ♪ Yatatatatatatata Yatatatatata tata Doodoodavadadadada Doodoodavadadadada ♪ ♪ Dum ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ Kaboom! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Ooohhhhhh!!! ♪ ♪ He’s ♪ ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ ♪ Nooooooo!!! ♪ *Drumrolls* *AIRHORNS* ♪ Look at that booty, show me the booty ♪ ♪ Gimme the booty, I want the booty ♪ ♪ Back up the booty, I need the booty, I like– ♪ Baby Mario: What up, biatch?! ALALALALALALALALALALA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    -PIZZA!!! *Typing sound* nOtIcE mE sEnPa-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a *Glass breaks* -aiii Awww, fuck. SuPerMaRyOgUcCi4-sEnPaI cAn i plEaSe bE in y0ur 1 mIlLiOn s00b spEcIal? *Inhale* *Sigh* OH JESUS CHRIST PrEtTy plEaSe, SuPerMeMeGeNeRaToR4??? A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES, NO!!! *Glass breaks* AAAAAHHH WaS tHaT a yEs? *Cliche music* Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *BOOOOOM* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Yeah, ha ha ha! ♪ Kiss kiss fall in love ♪ *Smack* *insert Ouran High School Host Club here* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Mario! Mario! Hmmmm… Toad: Hello! Nooo… Mario? Elmo: You wanna know how I got these scars? nope.avi RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH
    -Ohhh ho ho hooohh! ♪ If you like chicken nuggets then you… gotta sing along ♪ -NOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ♪ Oooooohh, Barbie is a bitch! ♪ ♪ She is just a witch! ♪ ♪ I really hate her! ♪ ♪ Why does Ken date her? ♪ ♪ Ken is such a man… ♪ ♪ I do all I can! ♪ ♪ Just to do him, ♪ ♪ We wanna screw him! ♪ ♪ And I cry… ♪ ♪ everydaaaay! ♪ ♪ ‘Cause straight up, that bitch is in my way! ♪ *Italian gibberish* Wow…that’s really interesting! Okie dokie! See you next time! 0h! H3y MAri0! tAke 0ff ur cl0TheS n0w! Alrightie! spOogheTtI, spOogheTtI. Babity Boopy, bibity boobity babity babity! Booba beepa booba bapa beepa bapa! RaVi0lI, raVi0lI, pUt mE In y0uR vIdE0Li! How ’bout no, you fucking ravioli? Welcome back to the Animal Channel. In the wild, we see this livid creature, the Fishy Boopkin, in its natural habitat. Scientists have labelled this particular amphibious species, “A Pathetic Piece of Aquatic Shit”. Boopkins: Hey, that’s not nice! Narrator: A truly retarded species, these creatures are suspect to all kinds of predators. Boopkins: What?! No, we’re not! We’re a very strong and noble species! I’ll let you know it only took me half an hour to tie my shoes this mor– (nom) –aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! And…they’re extinct. HAHAHAHA! Prepare to be skewered! Now, witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time! *Congratulatory fanfare* DA DAB GUN Hahahaha, catch me if ya can! Sonic: Come and get– whoooaaaaa!!! Sonic: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB *Swag music* Guy 1: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Guy 2: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Rosalina and Thwomp: AHH! OH GOD! OMG! All: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Eggman: Yeah hahahaha! *Pow* Real SMG4: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB AAAAHHH-SOMEONE COME AND KILL ME!! UUHUAH!! ♪ Bakin’ pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes! ♪ ♪ Take some bacon and then put it in a pancake! ♪ ♪ Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make! Bacon pancakes! ♪ Toad: I AM ON FIRE!!!! Listen, I have a question for you… …I hope the answer’s yes… Will…will you… Oh yes! A thousand times– *Taxi honking/Crash/Scream* *Elevator music* ♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOONNN?!?!?!?! ♪ *Death metal/Explosions* So, you’re interested in becoming my
    newest minion, Mr…Mario. That’s-a me! I’m very sorry but I don’t think you’re
    qualified for the position… Why is-a that? *sigh* *Double Click* ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ Dis is my pee pee. ♪ ♪ DIS ♪ ♪ IS ♪ ♪ MY ♪ ♪ PEE ♪ ♪ PEE! ♪ *Captionist: In my opinion, he should’ve been hired for that.* *Song continues* ♪ Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty. ♪ *Metal Gear alert noise* Oh shit! E. Gadd: Gotcha bitch! Ghost: NO! *Screams* *Ghost laugh* Oohoo ha ha ha! You saved me! *Mumbling* I love you man. ♪ La-da-da-da-dahh ♪ ♪ It’s the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg) ♪ *Phone ringing* *Phone ringing* Mario: Hello! Swiggity swooty, I am comin’ for da booty! Reactor: *Screeches like a dying pig* NOM NOM NOM OM NOM *2SPOOKY4ME noise* What was that?! Somebody?! *Footsteps* NOOOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! Ohh! Nice spaghetti you got here! Can I have it? OHHH IT’S A TINY PENIS! *Ocarina* ???: Ha! Gaaayyyyy! Let me show you how it’s done. *Darude – Sandstorm (Recorder Cover)* Let’s talk about music. We don’t like children’s music. (Both) No, no, no! What music are you into? I like this! It’s very grown up. ♪ Where my fat ass big bitches in da club ♪ ♪ Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in da club ♪ ♪ I wanna see all the big fat a.. ♪ 420 represents weed 420 x 2=840 840 / 280 is 3 3 sides to a triangle Go fuck yourself! I will! You know why? Because I’m attractive. Every day, I wake up, look in the mirror and ask myself, “Would I fuck me?”, and the answer is always YES! Because I would fuck myself! Oh hey there little girl! Wanna go for a
    swim? Yes! Lalalala la, lalala la, Lalalala la, hmm mm mm! That’s-a so nice! (You are ded.) ♪ I don’t give a fuck, I don’t give a fuck, ♪ ♪ I don’t, I don’t, I don’t give a fuck, bitch, ♪ ♪ I don’t, give a, ♪ ♪ fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ ♪ don’t give a fuck about you or anything that you do ♪ Help! Raccoons took my penis! ♪C’mon, mothafuckas, c’mon!♪ 42: Mario – Card trader song ♪ My Pokémon brings all the nerds to the yard ♪ ♪ and they’re like, “do you wanna trade cards?” ♪ ♪ Damn right, I wanna trade cards ♪ ♪ I will trade you, but not my Charizard ♪ Or not I dunno Hey stinky little Toadies! Hmm? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo… It’s raping time. *Toads yelling “Spaghetti”* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Princess! Peach: Oh what up, bitch!? WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHH Goddammit! Oookey dokey! ♪ Baby, baby baby OOOOOOH! WHAT THE FUU Wario: Yes! Hello… I was wondering if you could play that song again. Mmm, which one man? The one that goes (so much gibberish that i can’t even decipher it) I’M A SCATMAN didididididididududududu dudududududadadada ding ding ding ding DING DING bababababawebvyfgurfvnywcgfvwenvcvngw (hacking cough) Ha ha! So long-a Bowser! Ohh! … Shit! Luigi climbed onto Mario’s lap and kissed him on the nose. Mario suddenly blushed bright red, trying hard to hide it. (Italian acce nt)
    Come on-a brother, let’s ha’fun… (damn you spinning wheel of death) (well shit) (he’s got anger issues….chill the fuck down) *Sad music* ♪I see trees of green♪ ♪Red roses too♪ ♪I see them bloom♪ ♪For me and you♪ ♪And I think to myself…♪ ♪WHAT A WUNDERFOL WORL!♪ PlEaSe, SuPeRmArIoGoObY4! pOot Me iN tHe ViDeO! H3ll0? Anyb0dy? aT lEaSt u wIlL b mY fRiEnD, rItE? Tumbleweed: NO! What the fuck just happened? Hi guys! It’s me, SMG4, and I want to thank you for watching this 20-minute Ssenmodnar Deluxe. I hope you enjoyed it, because… …y’know, 20 minutes of that stuff… …probably fried your brain. I know it fried my brain. (uuhhhhh) I’ve had a lot of fun making this video, and I hope you guys enjoyed it as well. But most importantly, I wanna thank you for 1 million subscribers. Because, it’s awesome to hea– it’s awesome to know that 1 million of you guys like… …Mario’s being naked and eating spaghetti is cool. Also, read the credits on this side, or here, I dunno where I’m gonna put it, but yeah, read the credits. I used a lot of audio from the internet and just, I don’t want to be in trouble for – for not crediting them. Thanks for watching and I love you. See ya! Captions made by some people who had a lot of free time on their hands. You guys did great.

    SMG4: World War Mario
    Articles, Blog

    SMG4: World War Mario

    September 24, 2019

    Glitch Productions Intro Wait is the intro whooshing us? [エスエムジー4] Okie dokie… T Y P I N G (oh no its the we- i mean ANIME island) Mario: LALALAHMHMHM! This is lots of fun! (r u sur about dat?) (100%R: lol yes) Tari: Ummmm… Boopkins: *sobbing fish noises* Swagmaster: let me at them! i’ll kick their Kawaii ass (R.I.P Tari’s lifeforce: Lost in vietnam) *japanese stuff* *asgagadgde* *Luigi crying because ww3* Luigi: NO GOD! (Weegee is having a mental breakdown) Mario Captian: Luigi! *Italian gibberish* Mammamia! Yippie! Yummy! Soldier: You’re f***ed! Haha! oh yeah! *the sr pelo scream of holyness* Ok guys, 30 seconds! (why am I typing this when the subtitles are in the video?) (We must praise the god of the Teletubbie Sun, Chris said) YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND- BABY RIGHT ROUND- LIKE A RECORD BABY- (Fuzzy: STOP IT….Get some help.) RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND- (Fuzzy: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) *stops* (Fuzzy: …Thank you! ;w;) *soldiers get shot, play despacito alexa* [Everyone screaming in terror] *Saiko saying a Japanese impression of Link* *Anime Language* Tari: AAH! Boopkins: AHHH! (Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [Memorial to all of the people who died] Mario: LALALALLALALHMHMHM 😀 last guest OOFZ last guest OOFZ “My leg!” Mario: Haha! *Italian gibberish* (ITS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MARIO!) SMG4: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! Boopkins: War… War never changes… Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe! *a fucking waifu comes with a fucking gun* NICONII Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs! (its like the Millionth time he said that Phrase…) *luigi crying* Luigi: WAAH! x2 Oh no! HRMMMMM *scream* Anime Soldier #69: Wave good-bye to your head, wankah! ? *fart* (100%R: she’s fucked, lol) gnome *angry anime talking* *battle scream* (The appropriate way on winning WW3) Mario: That’s-a so nice! Okey-dokey! SMG4: God Damnit, Mario! Mario: RNGH! Hey stinky! MAMAF**KER! Tari: HELP! AHHH! SMG4: AHH! OhH, this is bad! Boopkins: None of us can get past this point! It’s too heavily armed and there’s barbed wire everywhere! Mario: Hmmm… Ohohohoh! SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Hmmmm??? [A WILD MINE APPEARS!] Oh no! Hmmmmm…. Uhh…. Mario’s gonna die! 😀 [Wow. You’re dumber than I thought.] SMG4: You’re gonna die! T H E R E ! *🅱oom* *🅱oom x2* *🅱oom x3* (Super Mario 🅱ros. (1985) Live Lost) Mario! So good! [I take it back.] Boopkins: Good job, Mario! Sonic Forces Narrator: ROCKET LAUNCHER! *🅱oom x4* AAAA Pokemon Rocket Launcher: Coming 3019 W O W W H A T A N E P I C B A T T L E ! Top 10 Sad Anime Death: #2 (I am sad Alexa again ;_;) (What a slowmo :0) Oof *More Anime Stuff* (I SENSE A JOJO REFERENCE IN HERE!!) YOU STUPID…. (Well there’s Bob, Mario, Saiko, Boopkin, SMG-) (He’s alive and sometimes dead…) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag.) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag (also featuring Sanic anime music).) 怒っている盗品 ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDWERTYHSGFRTYAUHGSDYUIJKHGSFYUSJAHGFDGYTDUIDSAHJGFTYUJASD NBVCFGSAHYDTSYUJADNBVGSYUAJKSBH (Fuzzy: *Grabs Chainsaw* Like-a sambody–! *bang* *bang X2* DYONGDONG Y E E T *Doing the Melee Fox dance* (No but I would love a croissant thank you.) *Stop killing Anime weebs* Anime Soldier #666: SHIIIIIIII *Anime oof* *Persona 5 style* Anime Soldier #21: 😮 Anime Soldier #87: :0 Anime Soldier #B*tch: :O Get the f**k outta here! WHOHEHAHAHAHAHAHA Anime Soldier #309763: Omae wa mou shi- OW MY A** Swag: Huh? (Oh hey bob) BoB: nEeD sOmE hElP? BoB: bRuH, yOu’Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf. 🅱rUh bOb and Swag: BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. L0L0L0L0L0L Luigi: Wow! Yuh! *italian gibberish* Tari: I believe in you! Keep going! Alright, let’s do this! Okay! Let’s do this thing! Mario: Bruh, Mario’s gonna kick some 🅱itches! (Bootcamp Flashbacks) (Kick their weeaboo asses Mario) [Meggy being ANNIHIALATED] (This pains me ;_;) NYES! (Shuddup you’re not Inkling Boy) MISTER! x3 *Gibberish* *Marx Soul screech* SIR, YES, SIR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (oh no) HAIYA! (doriyah!) *Intense Woomy heart attack* [How can anyone so ruthless would do this?] Axol: Francis! Stop this at once! WOMYWOMTWOOOOOOMY (wait aren’t you a veemo-) Naaaah! That’s probably nothing! (wait the speed tho) *Filthy frank laugh* Mario: Take-a that! Luigi: Oh yeah! Francis: gOd DaMN iT! GOD DAMN IT! Francis:You wanna know the meaning of life? Then I’ll show you the meaning of life! (Oh no! We gotta problem )=) Otchy-gotchy! Mario: Here we go! Tati: Meggy! HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Mario: F**k off! (Pwnd) *Mario rated MVP of this TF2 capture the flag match* Top 10 hottest anime characters *and wtf is that music* (This music is like shit) ((I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) SMG4: This is.. Kinda Hot. (luigi smack smg4 please) Steve: Hey angel! You da sexi! (Wait when did Steve get here..) *Angry anime noises* Anime Soldier #GetRidOfFortnite: *dies* *poor steve :(* (i would feel that way if i lost my waifu marina from off the hook) Francis: Colours colours colours. [Google Translate went wrong] Mario: WAAH! Oh no! Mammamia! Luigi as Patrick: He’s just standing there… Menacingly! Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here? Francis: What is wrong with you? SMG4: What? What?! W-WHAT?!? Tari: Oh no! Axol? *Tari crying* (poor her tho) You just got… PRANK’D, BRO! HAHA! Francis: EEEHEHEHE! MEEEHEHE! HEHE! *Angry anime shits* Francis: Oh my god, I’m so scared! *fucking gibbers like an idiot* *Angry mario noises* Mario: No! Francis: eh Eh EHHHH! Francis: *sends out a piece of paper* Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *woomy heart attack* [SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!] *sigh* *sigh again* * Marina Gibberish* *again with waifu talk* *s i g h* (desti is getting really f * * k e d up) Axol: No… I can’t… (A classic case of an ally being the one responsible ) Axol: It’s… Axol: It’s all my fault. HOLY CRAP MORE MARINA NOISES Axol: *feather things that axolotls have pops up* Huh? *More marina noises* (ARE YOU A OCTOPUS OR A SQUID DESTI??) (Never mind, let’s listen to the woomy/ octoshit talk. Oh other splatoon fans, the reason its not veemo is because its the splatoon 1 octo noises) *Determined Woomy/octoshit* *pearl noises* Axol: You’re wise, emo fish girl! (I’ve seen many emo fish girls in Splatoon 2 already) Desti: *boi* Axol: HEY MEWTWO! Mewtwo: U WOT Axol: Magikarp is better than you! (100000 IQ AXOL) TAKETHATBACKYOUFIEND (Oh boy Mewtwo Strike Back Evolution is looking great :D) Who’s That Pokemon? It’s a dumbass! (he’s havin’ way too much fun with this. I blame you for this, Desti.) Motherf*cking guy, what the hell you say to me?! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JE– oh Axol: Uhhhhh… *Microsoft Error Noise* *BOOM BOOM BISH* *Woomy has been saved :D* Yoink! 😀 (Thank god, she’s freed.) *octoshit* *Woomy crying* (OH COME ON! NOT THIS AGAIN! I CRIED IN MEGGY’S BOOTCAMP!!!) *woomy gibberish* Axol: We got you, beanie fish girl! *the bitches screamin’* *more woomy gibberish* Axol: B-but! *Angry Splatoon 1 octoshit* *More Splatoon 1 octoshit* (The good, the bad and the weeby) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Estuans interius – Burning inside) Soldier: You should face up to the consequences! (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) OH GOD! Soldier: That wasn’t very nice! AHH! (Sephiroth) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! *Squeak* (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Piss. (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (f*ck me mario is definitly dead) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (nevermind hes pinnochio) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) *Mario laughs* SMG4: Hey! (Sephiroth) SMG4: I’m talkin’ to you. SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass. Oh damn! (Hey SMG4 there you lost a good computer) (to anime…) (I’ll feel the same when I lost all my woomy data) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) SMG4: Pls don’t hurt me ;-; (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) *intense Boopkins crying* (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Boopkins: You’re so mean! (Sephiroth) (Wow Boopkins hasn’t said anything this entire episode) ((But the last sentence though)) (Sephiroth) Tari: *cry for help* (Sephiroth) Tari: HALP!! Tari: AAAA!! Tari: AAAA!! (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) Francis: NOOO!! NO NO NO!!! Axol: Eh! Eh! Give my pen back! why r u so meen 2 m3 *Angry octoshit* *Smash KO noise* Francis: OH MY GOD! *only one word of octoshit thank god* Luigi: Oh hahaha! Oh yeah! Yahoo! *Japanese noises* Boopkins: Yay! 😀 SMG4: *crying of his loss* *Kidnapping in progress, child molestation to come* Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!!! (wait what his eyes are his glasses?!) Mario: Get That motherf*cker! *Sr Pelo gasp* You can’t stop me! *pew sword bang smash fortnite gay* (Another editor: I have no idea what this is but ok..) *Desti slowly backing up toward the Ink Zuccer* 𝐵 𝒪 𝐼 𝒩 𝒢 PWNED Weeeeeh! (Fuzzy: *Grabs popcorn*) E E E E E E E E e e e e e e e e [PSSSH] Francis: YAAAAAA~nan~AAAAAA Tari: AAAAH! AAAAH! Oh No! Saiko uses Hammer Thwack! Sephiroth: 𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡❟ 𝙠𝙞𝙙. MISS Meggy: [Inkling language] Saiko: [Japanese] [Francis is satisfied] Desti: [Octoling language] Saiko: Uuuuh! Oooooo…. [IDEA] [Does anyone speak Japanese? Anyone?] Francis: WAT? Tari: Huh? Tari: Huh? What? [More Japanese] Tari uses Throw! Francis is shocked! [It’s a duck, Francis.You didn’t make it.] [It’s not very effective…] Francis: Wut? Desti: GET OVER HERE! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] [PSSSH] [Octoling language] Axol uses Axol Kick! Mario and SMG4 use Football 101! SMG4: Ha! Mario: Whoo! SMG4: Whoo! Mario: Whooo! SMG4: Yeah! Mario: Huh! SMG4: Piss off! Boopkins: [Eats rock] Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi: Go Weegee! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Boopkins: Ptootey! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] Yaaaaaay copyrighted music [Wait, where the heck is Axol’s pe-] (Alexa play Final Fantasy Victory theme*) *the octopus was the stabbed* *first Aerith, and now Desti (wasn’t she dead?! We saw her get KO’d) ((I mean, it’s SMG4 logic..)) … -insert Irene dimension theme/aphmau death music/Aerith’s theme here- (Can the silence end now??) *Extremely sad woomy* (Wow. One of the best foes on the channel has been brutally murdered by an anime character.) [Death Note Laughter] (Oi Francis there’s such thing as Inkling/Veemo Spawner) (Fuzzy: YOU [email protected] #!?) (Another person: Woah Calm down 0.0) ..Desti…No… )’: *Francis The B**tch Still Laughing* D-DESTI..? *Desti’s last words* (Me: DESTI NO!!!) ((Another Editor: *pat pat* She’ll respawn.) (me: SHE WAS STABBED! SHE ONLY RESPAWNS IF SHE IS SPLATTED! …Let’s face it… she’s not gonna respawn…) (Ded. Not a big surprise.) (Fuzzy: *Sniffle*) つづく… Subs and Edit: Orbit Gaming, Poddee, hamed and all the other people who helped ^-^ sub to smg4 (Poddee: They don’t have to..) [Hamed: I’ll give you a notification bell so you won’t miss out on the finale…..] right now (Poddee: Uh.. ma’am..?) why not (Poddee: That’s a nice fanart there ^) supporters (Poddee: Thanks to all of you Patreon! I’m a broke person.) Fuzzy In the Backround: *Super Loud Crying noises* (Poddee: I’m sad ;-;) In memories of every single soldier who fought bravely as well as desti…… (Poddee: Guess we all have to wait for the finale, right?) (Poddee: See you next time!) (Poddee: *inkling sobbing noises*) (Fuzzy: *Still crying Loudly* [Anyone wanted a tissue? 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧] (me, but i will keep this tissue for the funeral of desti)



    September 20, 2019

    Hey guys! Welcome back to the channel,
    welcome back to the vlog! If you’re new to the channel, a big warm welcome. My
    name is Tristan Mortlock and this is Captain’s Vlog. We are with David, David
    welcome to the channel! Hey guys! David is the chase boat captain for the
    chase boat for Motoryacht AWOL. He’s been with us since… When did you start with us?
    Last March? Yeah, April actually. April! So April 2019 and a lot of you have been asking to
    see his accommodation. I want to introduce you properly David, you’ve been on 1
    or 2 videos before but hasn’t really featured much on the channel. So we’re gonna give
    you the full tour, exterior tour, first of the chase boat. I’ll explain to you a little
    later on the difference between a chase boat and a tender, that’s a question I
    get asked a lot and so let’s start. We’re at the helm with David so explain the type of
    equipment we have here David and what it is used for. All right,
    basically well we have an adjustment here for this steering, we have the radio, the
    VHF, autopilot. I can turn it on. Here we have the maps it’s kind of really
    important. Yeah, so usually when I drive I leave one it’s more zoomed out to have
    an idea where the area and this one I zoom more in to make sure if there’s
    rocks I see it and all the details. Yeah. Okay. Main details and then here is the
    computer from the engines, so will tell you the fuel, the trim of the engines, rpm
    and if there’s any alarm so it’s always good to know. Right, okay, and the engines
    we’ve got a twin? Twin 350 supercharged so the supercharged
    are made for water sport they are more powerful, to get the maximum speed. They
    are a lot harder on the fuel though. that’s the… Yeah, it drinks the fuel.
    Yeah! So, what does the fuel tank hold? Talking about the fuel? The fuel
    tank is seven hundred and thirty (730L) liters. 730 liters ok and then
    cruising speeds about 30 knots? Yeah, yeah, like 30 knots? 30-31 it’s a good speed the
    bow is not too high in the water so it’s kind of planes nicely, slides
    through the water. What do you think the consumption is at 30 knots? I would say
    130 Litres per hour. Ok, so pretty thirsty! Yeah. And then here you we’re explaining earlier down
    here you said you’ve got the bow thruster and the trim tab so just explained to
    the viewers that don’t understand what trim tabs do. What the benefit is and then
    what’s the purpose of it? So, when you wanna step on the water to gain the maximum
    speed, it’s really useful to have so it’s give you the opportunity to step faster
    on the water because the trim goes like this so the bow goes down and then this
    one it’s kind of easy-going so you just decide which tell you which side you go
    to keel the boat. Example if there’s four people on this side the boat will start
    doing like this so then you trim the other side to compensate and to have a
    proper slice into the water and the waves. Yeah and this works better at
    higher speeds, not so good at low speed. So it’s useless for low speed, yeah.
    It’s only for high speed. Okay so give us a bit of a tour
    around the boat. So, let’s start with this central cockpit area here, which I really
    like. Yes, I see if you do the explanation of what they can do, the functionality of
    it. So, here we have two fridges right there, so it really is accessible
    even for me. I just go between the seat, open it, and give it to the guest. Or sometimes even when you sit here it’s really easy to access to
    it. Yeah and then the table you can flip to make it bigger if you want to. Yeah.
    Honestly, we never really use it. When it’s like this it’s perfect. You can walk around. Yeah, there’s storage underneath here. Usually, I
    put the tow lines and I put the hoses underneath here. And under here it’s mostly the safety
    equipment. Yeah. After that people really enjoy to sit here. Set the towels. Sunbed yeah, yeah.
    and it’s a really nice place to lay. Also, in the front too so there’s two versions of this, there’s another one with
    only like a corner, where it’s good if you do fishing but you cannot lay and you
    don’t have that much of here underneath is another room so you don’t have this room
    in the other version. So, I prefer this version personally, it’s more comfortable.
    Fishing on this kind of boat after that people smell fish all the time, right? Yeah, yeah! You got to have a passion for fishing and the other benefit as well with this area is these, like you said, these three
    seats rotate 180 degrees so you can sit comfortably seven people, have a nice lunch
    or dinner or breakfast and relax with a couple of drinks as well. Great! Well,
    let’s make our way to the bow David and then you can show us the bow area as
    well. A nice sunbathing area here. Yeah, nice and really comfortable as well. Here you have to for nice cruise when it’s
    flat it’s perfect if it’s wavy then you start getting some splash. Some people
    really like it too. They love the sea spray. The views when you cruise around the cliffs, especially in
    Sardinia and Corsica, it’s amazing! Yeah great, and then forward here you got additional storage locker. Yeah, got all the port lines here. Okay, the tow-lines, mooring lines, anchor locker in here.
    Some speakers down here for music The anchor locker is actually really big too- yeah and then this
    is the reinforcement plate that we installed guys for the towing bridles.
    Really nice thing they’re in stainless steel that’s awesome.
    Fantastic. On top here we have a radar and there aren’t enough for the VHF sure yeah it’s
    searchlights, nav lights, radar reflectors up there as well. Okay, and then… let’s take
    a look at where you live. All right! This is the moment everybody has been waiting for!
    Where David sleeps. He’s been sleeping here for the last five months. Of all the
    crew I think he’s got the biggest, he’s got actually the biggest bed. There we go!
    Alright! I’ll sit here you can give us a tour David of your wonderful bachelor
    pad! Well maybe you guys are not aware but the captain is sitting right now on
    the toilet! Hahaha! It’s amazing underneath here is the toilet. There’s an electric toilet,
    it’s got a holding tank, it’s got fresh water on board because they water pump.
    Yeah, you can actually live for a weekend on board, there’s another room
    like I said in the stern, the aft cabin. Yeah, for a weekend it’s good
    there’s no toilet on the other side and there’s if you want to go to the bathroom I guess
    someone need to go out. Then here there’s a sink, then there’s a little stove but we don’t use it. Yeah, and then
    the AC unit is here. That’s the AC compressor there. Right here. Great and then well we
    have two windows we can open the front Forward yeah. The front opens up. Yeah, which
    is amazing to have a breeze goes through there and the door and with the fan it’s
    perfect. I’m not a big fan of AC so I use many the fans and the windows. Then well the bed is here so as you can see it’s kind of a big bed. Yeah, the
    biggest bed out of all the crew. Yeah, so ladies, David is single! Hahaha! Yep. Yeah, for the storage since it’s a boat
    that you’re not actually supposed to live on it, the shower is outside.
    Actually, I forgot to show you. And for the clothing I need to put my clothing
    on the side which which is enough space but then you guys see my, yeah, the top of
    everything. Yeah, it’s a really nice space. Nice power plug that you can connect to the
    shore power. Yeah, for your fans and then you connect it here and then you can
    plug in your music or your music control also yeah there as well.
    And lots of natural lighting now it’s actually quite bright in here, yeah when it’s
    uncovered. Yeah, it’s nice. Yeah here you’ve got a nice skylight so you can, well not looking
    at the stars, you’re actually looking at the t-top. Yeah, if you want to watch the stars you need to open that one. Yeah, then switch the power down inside. Very romantic David! Yeah, romantic! And then the question for you is: What’s it like being living in
    here for the last four months.. five months? It’s really nice I’m really used to
    living on a boat actually so it’s fine. Okay the only thing I would say is when
    we are anchor the big boat cannot go close from shore like you need to stay
    in deeper water so for small boat like this one it’s like boom, rocking, very rocky
    sometimes so you have a long night night sometimes and you need to to don’t think
    about it. Yeah try and get some sleep.
    And a few times I went to anchor like by myself I’m really near from the beach
    and it was super calm and was super nice so I have this a person to you know I
    and I’m not stuck there I can actually move around and go where it’s more quiet
    it’s nice then and then come back at the morning had a nice beach
    yeah very cool so guys and a lot of people on the channel have been asked
    you know what is difference between a chase boat and attender so I’m going to
    break it down for you basically a tender mommy lives on board the mothership so
    it’s not really useful either water sports or transporting guests from point
    A to point B which will tend to be not either Shore to the boat or the vote
    they might want to go and see closer to their you know closer to shore going to
    explore the the perks the benefits with the tender is that you can bring it on
    board and you can stay on board and it’s secure whether the chase boat either the
    chase boat captain is driving it therefore you’re consuming more fuel or
    you’re towing it and they’re probably telling it the weather kind of closes in
    it can be a bit trickier be very careful and monitor the weather but saying that
    the benefit with a chase boat in my opinion in my opinion far outweighs the
    benefits of the tender because it’s essentially its own boat it’s a it’s a
    day boat it’s designed to be used for a family for all the guests third day now
    we can sit up picnics we got the fridge the guests that will always be very
    console they got the Sun bit off some bit forward and the comfortable seating
    areas well it’s great also for water sports with a twin 350 outboards on the
    back and the other benefit is if we do anchor outside a port say we anchored at
    bay of San Tropez for example and against get all dressed up they won’t go
    for a nice dinner ashore the benefit the bigger chase boat is that if they hit a
    little wave or something then I get splashed and covered in sea water
    whereas with a tender they tend to be a bit smaller and be hit away that it’s
    gonna be a bit more comfortably gonna get wet so it’s a lot more of a
    comfortable ride also for the guests so that a difference between a tender and a
    chase boat now another question David that we’re bringing a lot is what do you
    do in the winter months after season that you’re finishing with us the end of
    October so tell us about what your plans are for the winter what you’re up to
    so basically I’ve been living in the Bahamas for about five years on my own
    sailboat I just sold it and now I bought a new one
    that I will actually do charter with so I’m looking forward to it and use my new
    chase boat sail boat to do charter around the Bahamas and it’s we start in
    Germany this year and yeah it’s pretty much my dream I was working on that for
    a while so I was named about first of all I named a boat boom Shakalaka and
    what kind of sunny but is it what’s the length and gives me more information
    it’s a forty six footer yeah there’s three two both cabins it’s all antique
    inside it’s a really nice boat it’s a fastest and best at boat I said with
    right and yeah is the perfect boat that I wanted for what I do I I travel a lot
    how about the Bahamas I do like there’s caves there’s like sharks there’s so
    many things to see and I’m actually specialize with sharks also so I do a
    lot of underwater photography and and special concept of food and it’s I
    really like doing this kind of exploration or new concept or always
    something new and this is why I’m still in the Bahamas after five years I still
    discovering new things I still improve things and I still discover a new
    concept new project and yeah I’m looking forward for the next year
    fantastic as if anybody’s interested because if you’re interested at all in
    chartering David’s boat I think the the budget or the costing is a lot more
    affordable than chartering a wall so for those of you that might be interested in
    following you what how do they follow you how they find you well actually I’m
    working my website right now it should be done soon but I have my personal
    Instagram which is my name David lang Lua with double Asad yen and I actually
    open a page on Facebook and Instagram for my new company which is a big dream
    charter with my cell boat boom Shakalaka okay so what I’ll do you guys I’ll put a
    link in description below for boom Shakalaka and epic dream charters so
    check out David’s instagrams got some very very cool
    photos which I put some actually on this video on his Instagram account he does
    all the free diving with sharks if your interest in the underwater activity in
    the Bahamas check him out and then you know book a chart with him so I think
    he’s got a few available slots left and anyway so this is a tour of the chase
    boat a lot of you me requesting this so it’s finally done I did sales gonna do
    got there in the end David thank you so much for your time
    today and remember guys to follow David he’s a great guy and we look forward to
    seeing you again in future videos and hopefully you’ll be starting your own
    YouTube video your YouTube channel story you you told me many times about it and
    you know the only one I think I will start as soon as I get to my boat oh
    yeah I did I think with the underwater stuff you guys gotta check out his
    Instagram it’s got like 30,000 followers Instagram it’s got some awesome photos
    underwater so I’ll put other so I’ll put a link in the script below anyway guys
    if you want to see kind of more yachting content do check out my instagram at
    superyacht catch someone i post like photos of super yachts and little mini
    short videos about super yacht industry so do check that out and also we got our
    Facebook page super yacht captain do please consider subscribing to the
    channel as it really does help me to grow and I look for teasing your next
    video you

    Towing A 700HP Boat With A Super Yacht!!! (Captain’s Vlog 92)
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    Towing A 700HP Boat With A Super Yacht!!! (Captain’s Vlog 92)

    September 17, 2019

    Hey guys welcome back to channel, welcome
    back to the vlog. If you’re new to the channel a big warm welcome. My name’s
    Tristan Morlock, this is captain’s vlog. A lot of the viewers, a lot of you guys
    have been asking: what do we do with the chase boat? Do we put it on board? Do we
    tow it? Does the chase boat captain drive it everywhere? I’m gonna answer all
    those questions in this video but before we get started I just want to let you
    guys know that if this YouTube channel the Super Yacht Captian YouTube channel
    reaches a hundred thousand subscribers by the 14th of September 2019 we will be
    donating ten thousand euros to charity and all you need to do is click that
    subscribe button and you’ll be helping to contribute to a very good cause. Also,
    if you wanna follow us on social media we’ve got the super yacht captain
    Instagram page and Facebook Instagram superyachtcaptain1. Facebook is just
    super yacht captain so you can follow us on both those social media platforms. So,
    in order to answer your questions, it’s not possible to bring the chase boat
    onboard AWOL. We simply don’t have the space or capability to carry it onboard. We
    transport it two ways if for any journey under an hour the chase boat captain
    David will drive it himself. For anything over an hour we tend to tow it and in
    this video I’m going to show you how we tow the chase boat how we connect it
    between the deck team and the chase boat captain they’re gonna talk you through
    the process of putting a chase boat in tow so really hope you guys enjoy this
    video. That’s 200,000 views already! We are in neutral There’s a terrible light tonight and that
    is your hundred thousand views right there!
    Whoo! You like that that Slav-meister So, this morning we’re going to be going
    to towing operations and how we do it on AOL, so
    Hey Barbarac! We first of all we attach two points of
    contact kind of evens the load out between each Radio: Jason we are stopped, David, you are clear to approach and connect the tender So, you were saying like two points of
    contact… Two points of contact so even the stresses of the load out while towing. So we attach it
    that side, bring it down What we tow with is 50 to 60 meters of Dyneema
    line. Super strong, so we attach that to this black line, then that goes to the
    chase boat. So… we then pass the other end of the
    black line through this and attach it to the other side of the vessel. It’s
    never good to have line on line contact and friction but we do monitor it and
    we’ve when we see it starting to get quite worn out we replace it. The reason
    for that is if we had a big metal ring or shackle on the end there’s always the
    chance that it can if we had to slow down or something it could go straight
    into the chaseboat and we end up with a massive dent. That’s Babs reconnecting on the other side there Always in our lifejackets, safety first
    here on AWOL. What I’m doing now is I’m just coiling everything nicely so that
    when we do attach the chase boat and start picking up speed there’s no… no
    snags, no knots or anything like that try and make the operation as smooth as
    possible. Try not to rush but it’s a perfect day so there’s not much swell. Barbara: I can only
    supervise because I don’t have my life- jacket so I have to stay here and just
    see them work. Though I’m here to be sure they are safe. Give it a little kick ahead. So, we’ve got
    three points of contact coming off the chase boat and then we attach it to the
    Dyneema this big attachment. Then once we’ve done that and we’ve got control of
    the chase boat David will cover everything on the chase boats trim the
    engines right up and then turn off all batteries and then he’ll make his way
    onto AWOL and then we’ll begin towing. Ready? Tristan, Tristan, David is onboard. Can I have a
    kick ahead please? Radio: Copy Is there any safety procedures while extending
    the line? I’m just making sure that I’m trying to keep the tender as straight as possible. Make sure the line goes up nice and smoothly as
    well as making sure i don’t get my foot or any part of me in any of the bites in
    the line. It makes like a noose around you and you’ll get dragged
    into the water. Yeah, feeding it out nice and slowly and then when the tensions
    almost up I’m gonna walk up the side of the steps. Get out of the way. Then communicate with the captain. Then just ensuring you’re behind the
    tow line at all times, just in case. So when the tension gets taken up I’m not
    in any danger That’s that for towing operations! She slides all over the
    place! Hope you guys enjoy that video. It gives
    you a better idea now what we do do with the chase boat when it’s when it’s being
    towed how we tow it how we connect it. As always guys if you did like that
    video please click the thumbs up button and please do remember to subscribe
    because we will be donating 10,000 euros to charity if the channel gets 100,000
    subscribers by the 14th of September 2019. And I look forward to seeing you all next


    SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk

    August 22, 2019

    Glitch Productions That was a lotsa fun! Hey! I’m a thirsty! Hmmmm OH NO Uh oh, no more milky! I now know what I have to do don’t come in it’s the cancerous store that’ll give you diabetes old man sounds Movin on the ground, movin on the ground heeheehee ALRIGHTY HMMMMM That Gay Mushroom: LALALALALA Oh howdy there Mario, what’s up? Hello! (italian piss) Oh the milk section is right over there MIIIIIIIIIILK! THATS A SO LUCKY! WAHOO! Uh guys you dropped somethin’ .you might wanna pick- BOOM ok don’t worry about it NOOOOOOOOOOOO! How you doing? (angry gibberish occurs) (concerned remark) Crazy Girlfriend: Where’s all the f***ing milk man Gimme my goddamn milk plz mama mia (gay luigi sounds) goo weegee x2 OHHHHHH (Luigy humming sounds) OH NO YOU DONT! IAM LONELY (Some Italian Shit) Mario: Here we gooooo!!!! Gotcha b***h

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    August 18, 2019

    What’s going on guys? Welcome back to the channel, welcome back to the vlog. If you’re new to the channel a big warm welcome my
    name is Tristan Mortlock this is captain’s vlog. Earlier today we docked
    here in Portofino I got some epic shots on the drone, on a couple of GoPros, and
    on the Canon camera and I’m gonna show you guys how we dock a super yacht in
    Portofino so I really do hope you enjoy this video.
    Furthermore, we on AWOL have been voted or nominated, sorry, as best charter yacht for 2019. So, if you enjoy this video, and you’ve watched other content on this
    channel and you see all the work that we’ve done over the last seven eight
    months since I started the channel, I really hope it gives you an incentive to
    vote for us and I put a link in the description below so it’s no
    subscription this click on the link and these click a vote and that is it. So
    please vote for motor yacht AWOL and I really appreciate it and I hope you
    enjoy this video. Barbara: So we about to come inside the port. The beautiful port of Portafino. So, already we have all the fenders out at the right heights and we’re
    gonna have to adjust depending on the boats we will have port side and starboard. I prepared a
    remote that’s my remote for the starboard windlass So here we’re not gonna take very much. We’re gonna
    drop anchor so I’m getting ready for that. Normally I always set an anchor on
    emergency mode so that if we have a failure I can just drop an anchor so that
    we don’t go into the other boats around I going to use it to actually use it as a ground line so that we don’t go too much on the dock. So, what I have to do is to drop
    it little by little so that the chain stays quite tight.
    So that it’s it stays all the way like a ground line and it will prevent the
    boat to go too close to the dock. So that’s what we’re going to do now. Staff Radio: Tow line on the swim platform Portofino marina Portofino marina this
    is motoryacht AWOL, AWOL on channel 12 – yes, go ahead AWOL. Here Portofino marina.
    Yes, good evening Portofino Marina, this is motoryacht AWOL. We are just outside the marina requesting permission to enter to
    the berth Copy, thank you Barbara Tristan, going to fly the drone. OK, copy So, now I have visibility on the chain if
    I need to I can see how much we still have in the chain locker. I can see
    what’s happening. I’m staying on starboard because captain is on port side. Then I
    can have visibility where he doesn’t and also Jason is on the stern to have the
    visibility for him as well so the few of us together we can see all around the boat. okay Barbara, see the guy on the tender you
    got to drop anchor where he is So that guy here is showing us where we
    need to drop anchor. Got about 15-20 metres to stern Also, monitor the anchor chains of Wedge
    Too, yeah? You also monitor the anchor chains of Wedge Too, Jason Yeah, copy. Yeah, copy, you’ve got 20 metres More forward? Yeah. That’s our starboard quarter in line with their anchors A little more the bow on port side. A little more bow, port side Okay, drop! Okay! So, I’m
    dropping now. So now I want to chain to go, but not too much so it will stay straight, but I don’t want to block it because I want Tristan to have total
    movement on the boat with the propellers. ::chain rattles down:: Lineup is good. Do you want to come back on that? Lads, you’re on camera for this one. Slav’s going first! Slav first. okay Lambeth nailing it again Hey! That’s 300,000 views right there boss. Hahaha! Babs we wrapped it off there! So what I did is, I closed the windlass here so that now I’m gonna do it’s more accurate with
    the remote. I’m waiting for Jason to tell us what’s the distance to the dock
    and then when he’s happy I can take tension on the chain. So guys I really hope you did enjoy
    that video. As you can see it’s quite a tight space to get into but it was a lot of
    fun. A beautiful day in Portofino, it’s the evening now. It’s the guest last night. As
    always if you did like that video please click that thumbs up button and please
    do subscribe to the channel cuz it really does help me to grow the channel
    and to pursue other videos. Look forward to seeing your next video!

    Karate Prank NYC
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    Karate Prank NYC

    August 17, 2019

    – Uh! (motorcycle crumbling) – Whoa! (heavy metal music) ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ – Yo, you just bumped into me! What are you gonna do about it? You wanna make this an issue? You wanna start
    something, let’s go! (horn honking) – What are you talking about? – Let’s do it, let’s
    bang it out, c’mon! – Dude, you don’t
    wanna mess with me. – You know what actually,
    I do wanna mess with you. What do you wanna do?
    – Please, please don’t mess
    with me today man. – Oh, please don’t
    mess with you. You ain’t gonna do (beep). You ain’t gonna do
    nothing, nothing. Do something, let’s go. – Yah! (breaking glass and screaming) – [Woman] Oh my god. – [Man] Oh! (grunting) – Ooh! – [Woman] Oh my god. – [Bystander] Oh my god. – Oh, is that your bike? Nice bike. – Man, relax, I’m good. I’m good, man.
    – Very nice, bro. (loud grunting) (motorcycle collapsing) – Oh! (grunting) – Woo hoo hoo hoo! (powerful grunting) (nervous laughter) – [Female] Are you kidding? – [Bully] Don’t
    hurt my bike, dude. (grunting) (motorcycle collapsing) – Had enough? Yah! Yah! (nervous laughter) – Ah! Boom, boom, whoa! – I wouldn’t mess with him. I think you’re done, pal. – [Bystander] Oh my god. – You’re gonna be
    my karate teacher? – No. I’m gonna be your sensei. – You think I’m gonna let you fill these kids heads
    with that garbage? You’re nuts, man. – Hey sensei, is there
    any particular way you want me to
    wash these windows? – No, I don’t give a sh– ♪ Back in the game ♪ ♪ Breaking hearts again ♪ ♪ You better watch out ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m back in the game ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪