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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt
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    SMG4: Mario’s Big Chungus Hunt

    October 16, 2019


    Glitch Productions And SMG4 Presents: (Ahh… the forest…… …& Mario?) Mario: hrph Mamma mia… *grunts* Mario: *Italian gibberish* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: *Italian gibberish* *grunts* |*wooping in his flashback*| Mario: Here we go! WAH! (oh wow) (Cover your kids’ eyes!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (x2) (OMG MARIO IS GONNA DIE!) WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP (MARIO! LOOK OUT!) *Still wooping* (Something is getting closer…) (Mario! Stop wooping!) Mario: Wahhh! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. big chunguuss….. Mario: (You want Mario’s Spagett?) Big Chungus: (yes yes yes) Mario: (oh no plz) Big Chungus: (gimme my spaghetti!) *Mario crazily shakes head*
    Mario: (NO!) *Big Chungus crazily shakes head*
    Big Chungus: (YES!) (0_0)
    *shut down* Mario: What’s wrong with you? Big Chungus: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mario: *PANIC* Big Chungus: GET IN MAH BELLEH!! Mario is a wiazrd: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS– *oof* CHUGUS VACUUM: *ON* Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *latah bish* *gun cocks* Mario losing his sanity: The Hunt… Is on Mario: GET OVER HERE!! Big Chungus: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *Mario Went Total Psychopath On Big Chungus* *YEET*OOF* Mario: GOTCHA BITCH! MISSED x ∞ *Mario’s aim sux* Mario: *Grunts* Mario: DIE BITCH!! *Airplane noise* oh bruh Bullet Bill: AHH THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE!!! Tell my children I luv– (WTF CHUNGUS! sin count: ∞) Big Chungus: ohok… Big Chungus: oo ee oo lala~ Confused Mario: (Wut?) ???: Hey kid! Totally not Mario: Wanna check out my van? I got some candy~ (dat face tho) (Oh… ) Mario: ow… Mario: *grunts* (o shet Mario pulled out the big gunz) *GET THAT MOFO* NOM Big Chungus: oOOooo~ Mario: *Grunts* No! Hurry up already! Chain Chomp: It’s so thicc! EXTRA THICC DAMN BOI HE’S THICC!!! BOI!!! THAT’S A THICC ASS BOI!!! DAYUM!!! Big Chungus: IIIIIII’m about to whip somebody’s aaaaaaaaassss (gay!) *bishes* Big Chungus: HA! GOT EM!!! *dat derpy walk though* (Oh shet. he fahked up) Big Chungus’ Power: *OFF* (snoring and shit) Mario: HO Ho ho! (The fucking walk like HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!) Mario: GOTCHA! Mario: Game Over! BOO! (Minecraft version) Big Chungus: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHH!!! *ded* Mario: boiiiiiii i win OH I GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE RICE FIELDS TONIGHT!! YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE OH YOU SO DEAD! Chungus: Plz! And leave me no harm! (CHUNGUS IS FRIEKING OUT) Mario: MMmmm~ So good and tasty!
    (I don’t think he wants to R.I.P chungus) HMMMM… HM!!! Big Chungus: WHAT THE F#@K!? Mario: Haha! Game Over!
    (Oh shet he gonna get roasted) (Mario senses something…) Mario: Wahh! (pelo battle cry)Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka hoo Chocka pinga Chocka hoo *Chungus Battle Cry Continues* Chungus Cop: Keep your hands in the air… Step to the rear of the Chungus Mario: How about you suck mario’s-a pingas?! THAT’S IT! WE’RE CALLING THE MILITARY!! *La Cucaracha* Chungus Soldier: *Inaudible* Duty reporting! Mario: oh [email protected]! *Screams* *Boing* *Continue Screaming* Target required *FIRE* Mario: *PANIC* *Slowed down oof* Mario: mama mia… what’s-a going on here? Mario: *pants* Hmm? What are you doing? Big Chungus: Hey kid, would you like some drugs? *Girl scream* GOTCHA BITCH Mario: Oh no you don’t! *Super Mario Odyssey* Mario: Oh yeah! Big Chungus: What just happened? Enemy spotted NOOOOOOOOOOO– Wait a minute? ahhhh [email protected]! Mario in disguise: Why don’t we just give up partner? Mario: hehehehehe haha… Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Now u fuk up) Mama mia… ah spagetti… (He’s still alive?!) *snoring* ah the princess… *snoring* ah dat ASS!!! *Knock knock knock* Mario: Hmm? *gibberish* Mario: AH! Oh no! (pelo battle cry again) Mario: Hey stinky! *Italian gibberis–* SILENCE!! *Warp pipe sound effects* *more gibberish* de! (pelo gasp) Mario: *Laughing* Mario: Wah! *panic* GRAAAAND CHUNGUUSSS! *screams* IM VERY CHUNGRY (get it?) Mario: NOOOO! GOD! NO! Mario: *Italian gibberish* *gibberi–* Judge Chungus: Say what? (That music! Could it be?) (It is!!! Meggy!) Mario: Yes! I’m so happy to see you again! Grand Chungus: What da hell is this? *gibberish* Mario: Hey! Shut up! *Knock knock* (Wow… that’s really hard… for a plumber…) *mumbling* Ah yeah.. that’s definitely is SILENCE!! *more gibberish* *Grand Chungus having a stroke* Judge Chungus: BOI!! What u gonna do huh? (Playing 3DS while tied up… Yup that’s normal…) Mario: Imma guess imma go fishin’ Judge Chungus: Huh what?! Mario: penis Grand Chungus:
    GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Mario: Mama mia.. Mario: Okie dokie! Let’s-a go! Oh yeah! *gibberish* Mario: Haha! That’s-a easy for me! Mario: *Italian gibberish* Let’s-a go Mario: Hoho! Hello! Shigeru Miyamoto: Oooh! My boy! Mario: Are you ready to fly? Shigeru Miyamoto: Uuhh… Mario: OKEYDOKEY *rip* Master Hand: U MUST DI– *Gun shot* oof *Level up* Mario: Lot’s-a fun! Mario: *Singing while shooting* Goomba: Ah! OH MY GOD!
    Mario: *Singing while shooting* Mario: *Singing while shooting* *BOOM* *Cha-ching* Mario: Hello! *Italian gibberish* Yipee! Goomba: Uh… No. *S L A P* Goomba: AHHH! Mario: B*tch *Level up* Koopa: Jesus! Hey! Koopa: You’re holding up the lin– *S L A P* Monty Mole: That was very nice… *S L A P* Monty Mole: AH! *Toad wandering around* *S L A P* *S L A P ing intensifies* *Level up* (mafia in a nutshell) *S L A P* uh *Cha-ching* Mario: Oh yeah! *Level up* That’s-a so nice! *BOOM* (Big Chungus for PS4?) Mario: Ho my god! Big Chungus: I did it! I did it! (look at awl dose gaems) *Honk* *Honk* Mario: Here we go! Weehee! (rip toadsworst) Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Tari: What? (POW! U R DED! Not big suprise…) Tari: Hmm? What the… dadadadadaddadadqa Tari: WOW!!! (hory shit that was fast!) Money (x8) Mario: It’s-a king Mario! Mario: Yay! Judge Chungus: der… derderderder… Mario: *Excited* Oh Yeah! Judge Chungus: derderder (Wow… that escalated quickly than I expected…) Mario: (Wait… what?) Judge Chungus: *gibberish* *Throws him out* Mario: WAAAAaaaaa—oof! Mario: *Sigh* Oof… *pipe noise*
    Mario: *Sigh* Oof… Mario: fak uuuu

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    SMG4: Smart Mario

    October 9, 2019


    I have the power of captions! Hey guys. Sponsors play a large part in helping our channel continue to make content, such as “SMG4” and “Meta Runner”, for you smexy fans.(N8: smexy? Really?) And that’s why this video is sponsored by Youzu and their game “Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac”! *Actually in Southeast Asia name Saint Seiya Awakening. I have my phone too!*(N8:WAT?) Saint Seiya: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac [AKA Saint Seiya Awakening in outside america and europe] is a strategy role-playing game with HD 3D graphics. It’s a mobile game masterpiece that perfectly restores the classic of the Japanese comics. [Kevin] Twelve golden Saints and all classic characters are back to the sanctuary are waiting for you to summon them! This game is all about strategy as an epic action-packed god man! [Mario screams](btw if you see N8 thats my opinion)(N8:OH SHIT IT’S MARIO!) Goddammit, Mario! D::( [Mario] Oh, ya mama mia! [insert italian gibberish translation here] [SMG4] Why!? I’ll tell you why The game looks super smexy with fantastic special effects and an art style based on the original animeh! The story, music and characters are all directly inspired from the original anime! It’s even officially licensed by Masami Kurumada! (Who dahell?) Mario: That’s so nice-a! [SMG4] The original author of Saint Seiya! [Mario] Mah ass!! [SMG4] Finally, the game is all about using strategy (10000000000000000000 IQ, thus why mario gets smart in the video) to outwit your opponent in epic PvP and PvE fights! Mario in a screaming raspy voice] I need it!!! [SMG4] You can download Saint Seija: Awakening Knights of the Zodiac and start playing now, “Links” in the description! [Link screams, smashed] The first 100 people to download the game and use my special code “SMG4” get a free Extra Rare Gear! 😮 [Wow, i want too!, but in my country doesn’t cause it’s a only outside continents] [Raises voice] Now give it back to me, Mario!! [Mario screams, SMG4 puffs and pants] [Glitch Production presentation] A challenger approches! His goal? To do what he did in Something is wrong with Meggy, enlighten the readers. We find Mario taking a beauty rest on his bed /Mario-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ Ah spaghetti ZZZZZZZZZZ ah ravioli (N8:WAKE UP MARIO) Mario then yawns to get ready for the day when… He realises/Mario-waaaaa! OOOOOOOooOOoOooooo…. HE WAS NEVER IN HIS BED FROM THE START Mario-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mario: What are you doing!? What’sa going on here!?! [bigfoot stomp] Someone approaches from the shadows with a creepy laugh It was Prof. Egad, who has not been in an SMG4 episode for months on end ooh yaw! [Gibberish] Hey stinky!! [Gibberish] [Gibberish] But Mario was wrong (SIKE) VERY wrong This was a setup by his friends and family (and asshole)! But how?! (Inkling noises) But…But why? Ooohhh…hoh,hoh hoh HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM… Commence Eddsworld style flashback (we miss you Edd) [Italian singing] We find Mario taking a bath [shivering] Oh no! To solve the problem he runs to his space heater. Obviously only using one of his two brain cells. S M A S H Let’sa go! S M A S H X2 Do I honestly need to tell you what is going to happen? I am so smart, i am so smart, i am s- C H E R N O B Y L OOH GODDDD Oh god, jesus christ! Augh! (WHY IS THE PISS EVERYWHERE?!) Oh yeah! [Gibberish] D: Mamma mia…HHHHMMMM… Bob: We’rE GonnA mAkE yOU nOt A DumBaSs (well look who is talking) Prof. Egad Decides to then take the role of every James Bond villain ever with a hint of Doctor Doofinschimertz Dumbass motherf*ck! [Gibberish] GENIIUUUUSSS!!! No! Mario so good! Move! Go,Go GO!! [Gibberish] Oh no! Help! (You literally have an alternate universe ego that takes down corporations, SHUT YER MOUF) Egad changes the course of history S P O O P Y That does not look rather pleasant, anyone got popcorn? Doctor E. G. Frankenstein: It’s alive… it’s alive, IT’S A L I V E ! dAmN, ShoUlD’Ve BroUGht somE poPcoRn (ikr) WeLL,I THink We KiLLeD hIM Mario is different… Mario? No…. MARIO! D: [yawn] ooo.. uuu… YeAh HeS b R o K E n HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (thonk) Hey Say Something Smart. [Gibberish] (more gibberish) (EVEN MORE GIBBERISH!!!!!!!!!!!!) Mario Whos The Most top character in Smash (eachother in the ass) ultimate?? Thinking Mode Activated [Gibberish] [Sigh] E-Gadd: Hohohohohoho 😀 Oki doki, Oh yeah, Ohhohhahaha, Let’sa go! Oh lord jesus it’s a fire….. Hmm…[Gibberish] it-sa me robo merio at ur service man dis plaic smells like-a my mama-mi4s r4v10l1 be gone fier you little b*oof*y you don’t scrw with moi oh look a flaming babi f0etus deleteu5 *DUN DUN* mario paint music W O W ! Hey, that’s pretty good! Wow! (Bowser secretly Sans confirmed…?)(N8: no that’s just hotel mario shit) Ohoh Stinky P O O P ! H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaauh… hmmmm…… [Mario coding] and thus… the youtube community got lazy and did not caption until the 12 minute mark until i came along YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *idea* smg3 rave DUN s(mg3)creaming h o l a building a S E N T R Y DONK wat now activating instant ki- WAIT WHAT fine and dandy le cheering JESUS yEET DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom h u n g r y very wordy and formal *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* tru TRIGGERED (anybody else can caption from here i’m bored too, done by Nexus Freestar) Howdy doo bitches! That is correct! Now i can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass! OH IT’S ON ASSHOLE!!!! Nice try bitch! [Gibberish + Alarm] I am unstoppable, Muwahahaha! D:

    SMG4: World War Mario
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    SMG4: World War Mario

    September 24, 2019


    Glitch Productions Intro Wait is the intro whooshing us? [エスエムジー4] Okie dokie… T Y P I N G (oh no its the we- i mean ANIME island) Mario: LALALAHMHMHM! This is lots of fun! (r u sur about dat?) (100%R: lol yes) Tari: Ummmm… Boopkins: *sobbing fish noises* Swagmaster: let me at them! i’ll kick their Kawaii ass (R.I.P Tari’s lifeforce: Lost in vietnam) *japanese stuff* *asgagadgde* *Luigi crying because ww3* Luigi: NO GOD! (Weegee is having a mental breakdown) Mario Captian: Luigi! *Italian gibberish* Mammamia! Yippie! Yummy! Soldier: You’re f***ed! Haha! oh yeah! *the sr pelo scream of holyness* Ok guys, 30 seconds! (why am I typing this when the subtitles are in the video?) (We must praise the god of the Teletubbie Sun, Chris said) YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND- BABY RIGHT ROUND- LIKE A RECORD BABY- (Fuzzy: STOP IT….Get some help.) RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND- (Fuzzy: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP) *stops* (Fuzzy: …Thank you! ;w;) *soldiers get shot, play despacito alexa* [Everyone screaming in terror] *Saiko saying a Japanese impression of Link* *Anime Language* Tari: AAH! Boopkins: AHHH! (Me: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [Memorial to all of the people who died] Mario: LALALALLALALHMHMHM 😀 last guest OOFZ last guest OOFZ “My leg!” Mario: Haha! *Italian gibberish* (ITS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT, MARIO!) SMG4: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! Boopkins: War… War never changes… Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe! *a fucking waifu comes with a fucking gun* NICONII Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs! (its like the Millionth time he said that Phrase…) *luigi crying* Luigi: WAAH! x2 Oh no! HRMMMMM *scream* Anime Soldier #69: Wave good-bye to your head, wankah! ? *fart* (100%R: she’s fucked, lol) gnome *angry anime talking* *battle scream* (The appropriate way on winning WW3) Mario: That’s-a so nice! Okey-dokey! SMG4: God Damnit, Mario! Mario: RNGH! Hey stinky! MAMAF**KER! Tari: HELP! AHHH! SMG4: AHH! OhH, this is bad! Boopkins: None of us can get past this point! It’s too heavily armed and there’s barbed wire everywhere! Mario: Hmmm… Ohohohoh! SMG4: OH WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Hmmmm??? [A WILD MINE APPEARS!] Oh no! Hmmmmm…. Uhh…. Mario’s gonna die! 😀 [Wow. You’re dumber than I thought.] SMG4: You’re gonna die! T H E R E ! *🅱oom* *🅱oom x2* *🅱oom x3* (Super Mario 🅱ros. (1985) Live Lost) Mario! So good! [I take it back.] Boopkins: Good job, Mario! Sonic Forces Narrator: ROCKET LAUNCHER! *🅱oom x4* AAAA Pokemon Rocket Launcher: Coming 3019 W O W W H A T A N E P I C B A T T L E ! Top 10 Sad Anime Death: #2 (I am sad Alexa again ;_;) (What a slowmo :0) Oof *More Anime Stuff* (I SENSE A JOJO REFERENCE IN HERE!!) YOU STUPID…. (Well there’s Bob, Mario, Saiko, Boopkin, SMG-) (He’s alive and sometimes dead…) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag.) (Here comes a new anime called Angry Swag (also featuring Sanic anime music).) 怒っている盗品 ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUNDWERTYHSGFRTYAUHGSDYUIJKHGSFYUSJAHGFDGYTDUIDSAHJGFTYUJASD NBVCFGSAHYDTSYUJADNBVGSYUAJKSBH (Fuzzy: *Grabs Chainsaw* Like-a sambody–! *bang* *bang X2* DYONGDONG Y E E T *Doing the Melee Fox dance* (No but I would love a croissant thank you.) *Stop killing Anime weebs* Anime Soldier #666: SHIIIIIIII *Anime oof* *Persona 5 style* Anime Soldier #21: 😮 Anime Soldier #87: :0 Anime Soldier #B*tch: :O Get the f**k outta here! WHOHEHAHAHAHAHAHA Anime Soldier #309763: Omae wa mou shi- OW MY A** Swag: Huh? (Oh hey bob) BoB: nEeD sOmE hElP? BoB: bRuH, yOu’Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf. 🅱rUh bOb and Swag: BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. BoB wIlL Do AnYtHiNg. L0L0L0L0L0L Luigi: Wow! Yuh! *italian gibberish* Tari: I believe in you! Keep going! Alright, let’s do this! Okay! Let’s do this thing! Mario: Bruh, Mario’s gonna kick some 🅱itches! (Bootcamp Flashbacks) (Kick their weeaboo asses Mario) [Meggy being ANNIHIALATED] (This pains me ;_;) NYES! (Shuddup you’re not Inkling Boy) MISTER! x3 *Gibberish* *Marx Soul screech* SIR, YES, SIR!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Not when I shift into maximum overdrive! (oh no) HAIYA! (doriyah!) *Intense Woomy heart attack* [How can anyone so ruthless would do this?] Axol: Francis! Stop this at once! WOMYWOMTWOOOOOOMY (wait aren’t you a veemo-) Naaaah! That’s probably nothing! (wait the speed tho) *Filthy frank laugh* Mario: Take-a that! Luigi: Oh yeah! Francis: gOd DaMN iT! GOD DAMN IT! Francis:You wanna know the meaning of life? Then I’ll show you the meaning of life! (Oh no! We gotta problem )=) Otchy-gotchy! Mario: Here we go! Tati: Meggy! HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Mario: F**k off! (Pwnd) *Mario rated MVP of this TF2 capture the flag match* Top 10 hottest anime characters *and wtf is that music* (This music is like shit) ((I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) SMG4: This is.. Kinda Hot. (luigi smack smg4 please) Steve: Hey angel! You da sexi! (Wait when did Steve get here..) *Angry anime noises* Anime Soldier #GetRidOfFortnite: *dies* *poor steve :(* (i would feel that way if i lost my waifu marina from off the hook) Francis: Colours colours colours. [Google Translate went wrong] Mario: WAAH! Oh no! Mammamia! Luigi as Patrick: He’s just standing there… Menacingly! Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here? Francis: What is wrong with you? SMG4: What? What?! W-WHAT?!? Tari: Oh no! Axol? *Tari crying* (poor her tho) You just got… PRANK’D, BRO! HAHA! Francis: EEEHEHEHE! MEEEHEHE! HEHE! *Angry anime shits* Francis: Oh my god, I’m so scared! *fucking gibbers like an idiot* *Angry mario noises* Mario: No! Francis: eh Eh EHHHH! Francis: *sends out a piece of paper* Kazoo Kid: Wait a minute. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! *woomy heart attack* [SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!] *sigh* *sigh again* * Marina Gibberish* *again with waifu talk* *s i g h* (desti is getting really f * * k e d up) Axol: No… I can’t… (A classic case of an ally being the one responsible ) Axol: It’s… Axol: It’s all my fault. HOLY CRAP MORE MARINA NOISES Axol: *feather things that axolotls have pops up* Huh? *More marina noises* (ARE YOU A OCTOPUS OR A SQUID DESTI??) (Never mind, let’s listen to the woomy/ octoshit talk. Oh other splatoon fans, the reason its not veemo is because its the splatoon 1 octo noises) *Determined Woomy/octoshit* *pearl noises* Axol: You’re wise, emo fish girl! (I’ve seen many emo fish girls in Splatoon 2 already) Desti: *boi* Axol: HEY MEWTWO! Mewtwo: U WOT Axol: Magikarp is better than you! (100000 IQ AXOL) TAKETHATBACKYOUFIEND (Oh boy Mewtwo Strike Back Evolution is looking great :D) Who’s That Pokemon? It’s a dumbass! (he’s havin’ way too much fun with this. I blame you for this, Desti.) Motherf*cking guy, what the hell you say to me?! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JE– oh Axol: Uhhhhh… *Microsoft Error Noise* *BOOM BOOM BISH* *Woomy has been saved :D* Yoink! 😀 (Thank god, she’s freed.) *octoshit* *Woomy crying* (OH COME ON! NOT THIS AGAIN! I CRIED IN MEGGY’S BOOTCAMP!!!) *woomy gibberish* Axol: We got you, beanie fish girl! *the bitches screamin’* *more woomy gibberish* Axol: B-but! *Angry Splatoon 1 octoshit* *More Splatoon 1 octoshit* (The good, the bad and the weeby) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) Don’t you know, that killing is never the answer?! (Estuans interius – Burning inside) Soldier: You should face up to the consequences! (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) OH GOD! Soldier: That wasn’t very nice! AHH! (Sephiroth) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! *Squeak* (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Piss. (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (f*ck me mario is definitly dead) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (nevermind hes pinnochio) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Sephiroth) *Mario laughs* SMG4: Hey! (Sephiroth) SMG4: I’m talkin’ to you. SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass. Oh damn! (Hey SMG4 there you lost a good computer) (to anime…) (I’ll feel the same when I lost all my woomy data) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) (Estuans interius – Burning inside) SMG4: Pls don’t hurt me ;-; (Estuans interius – Burning inside) (Ira vehementi – WIth violent anger) *intense Boopkins crying* (Ira vehementi – With violent anger) Boopkins: You’re so mean! (Sephiroth) (Wow Boopkins hasn’t said anything this entire episode) ((But the last sentence though)) (Sephiroth) Tari: *cry for help* (Sephiroth) Tari: HALP!! Tari: AAAA!! Tari: AAAA!! (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) (Estuans interius – Burning Inside) Francis: NOOO!! NO NO NO!!! Axol: Eh! Eh! Give my pen back! why r u so meen 2 m3 *Angry octoshit* *Smash KO noise* Francis: OH MY GOD! *only one word of octoshit thank god* Luigi: Oh hahaha! Oh yeah! Yahoo! *Japanese noises* Boopkins: Yay! 😀 SMG4: *crying of his loss* *Kidnapping in progress, child molestation to come* Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!!! (wait what his eyes are his glasses?!) Mario: Get That motherf*cker! *Sr Pelo gasp* You can’t stop me! *pew sword bang smash fortnite gay* (Another editor: I have no idea what this is but ok..) *Desti slowly backing up toward the Ink Zuccer* 𝐵 𝒪 𝐼 𝒩 𝒢 PWNED Weeeeeh! (Fuzzy: *Grabs popcorn*) E E E E E E E E e e e e e e e e [PSSSH] Francis: YAAAAAA~nan~AAAAAA Tari: AAAAH! AAAAH! Oh No! Saiko uses Hammer Thwack! Sephiroth: 𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡❟ 𝙠𝙞𝙙. MISS Meggy: [Inkling language] Saiko: [Japanese] [Francis is satisfied] Desti: [Octoling language] Saiko: Uuuuh! Oooooo…. [IDEA] [Does anyone speak Japanese? Anyone?] Francis: WAT? Tari: Huh? Tari: Huh? What? [More Japanese] Tari uses Throw! Francis is shocked! [It’s a duck, Francis.You didn’t make it.] [It’s not very effective…] Francis: Wut? Desti: GET OVER HERE! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] [PSSSH] [Octoling language] Axol uses Axol Kick! Mario and SMG4 use Football 101! SMG4: Ha! Mario: Whoo! SMG4: Whoo! Mario: Whooo! SMG4: Yeah! Mario: Huh! SMG4: Piss off! Boopkins: [Eats rock] Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Luigi: Go Weegee! Luigi and Boopkins use Throw-up Launcher! Boopkins: Ptootey! [IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] Yaaaaaay copyrighted music [Wait, where the heck is Axol’s pe-] (Alexa play Final Fantasy Victory theme*) *the octopus was the stabbed* *first Aerith, and now Desti (wasn’t she dead?! We saw her get KO’d) ((I mean, it’s SMG4 logic..)) … -insert Irene dimension theme/aphmau death music/Aerith’s theme here- (Can the silence end now??) *Extremely sad woomy* (Wow. One of the best foes on the channel has been brutally murdered by an anime character.) [Death Note Laughter] (Oi Francis there’s such thing as Inkling/Veemo Spawner) (Fuzzy: YOU [email protected] #!?) (Another person: Woah Calm down 0.0) ..Desti…No… )’: *Francis The B**tch Still Laughing* D-DESTI..? *Desti’s last words* (Me: DESTI NO!!!) ((Another Editor: *pat pat* She’ll respawn.) (me: SHE WAS STABBED! SHE ONLY RESPAWNS IF SHE IS SPLATTED! …Let’s face it… she’s not gonna respawn…) (Ded. Not a big surprise.) (Fuzzy: *Sniffle*) つづく… Subs and Edit: Orbit Gaming, Poddee, hamed and all the other people who helped ^-^ sub to smg4 (Poddee: They don’t have to..) [Hamed: I’ll give you a notification bell so you won’t miss out on the finale…..] right now (Poddee: Uh.. ma’am..?) why not (Poddee: That’s a nice fanart there ^) supporters (Poddee: Thanks to all of you Patreon! I’m a broke person.) Fuzzy In the Backround: *Super Loud Crying noises* (Poddee: I’m sad ;-;) In memories of every single soldier who fought bravely as well as desti…… (Poddee: Guess we all have to wait for the finale, right?) (Poddee: See you next time!) (Poddee: *inkling sobbing noises*) (Fuzzy: *Still crying Loudly* [Anyone wanted a tissue? 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧] (me, but i will keep this tissue for the funeral of desti)

    Let’s Play – Gmod: Trouble in Terrorist Town – My Heart Will Go On (#6)
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    Let’s Play – Gmod: Trouble in Terrorist Town – My Heart Will Go On (#6)

    August 22, 2019


    Hey Jeremy, what are we doing, man? We’re playing Trouble in terrorist town again jack We didn’t wait another year to do it. Oh are you are you guys in I’m just I’m spectating Four seconds before the of start the next round okay No, it says one second Jeremy all right does it zero seconds jack all right and welcome to the ship I feel like I’m gonna be a little bit on edge because I don’t know, you guys well enough to uh, trust you. You don’t know well enough to die! It’s well enough to die. I want to get to the bottom captain *DEAGEL*. It’s called the bridge Jeremy, dammit. Oh, well, this isn’t what I thought. Oh, dude. Who’s still on the bow. all right? I am. Stop usin’ boat terms, nobody understands. Who’s that over there? Watch this! weeeeeeeeee… splusshhh I see ya. Did you… you went in the pool? I jumped in the pool! Oh. That’s interesting. I also went in the pool. HEY! It’s me, I’m me! Are you the killer Geoff? NO I’M NOT THE KILLER! What is everybody’s names? I’m mr. Shifty Mine is innocent backwards. I’m richard head. I am gonna… Draks ’em Sklounce. What are you Ryan hey? I’m uh, Honest Man Abe. Never a terrorist. Honest Man Abe. Whoever want’s to be my friend… Oh, yeah. I wann- I wan y- I wanna show you. See me up here? Yeah, come up here. Okay. What are these white lines? It’s like a couple doors down. Kinda Blurred Lines *Sings Blurred Lines* You’ll see the open door’s right there. Oh there ya go. Ryan right in here. Do you see a white line? I sure do. I see it down there too. Do you really? I but I only see it like in certain spots. When did you learn how to levitate things? It’s definitely *IM MAGIC* Right there Hey, Rye-Bread… How do you pick up a gun that if you already have a bunch guns? Select one hit cue yeah down, and then it’s it’s kind of strange Fraida bring it out man man get behind me I’ve got you, baby We’re the king of the woods Hey alfredo can I ask you a question Drax is Klaus yeah? I do you have a nickname also drag Sims class are you coming Fredo? No, it’s Bob I think I got I think people should call you the song gosh. Yes turbo song evening about the earlier Jack. Did you see? The white line I like don’t blow Alfredo’s codename I Like it what sells south I feel like it’s evolving my head sauce my nephew’s name is nickname added da da da Yeah, I guess it makes it. It makes you sound more like the rock exactly nobody likes rock. No. You know just rock That was weird guys was it that one You left me fucking the roof by the way I I’m still in Rainbow six mode, so I hit C to crouch and open to my menu was just standing there helpless what a man runs away from a dead body going I Don’t feel like you are No one no one noticed that Ryan was dead. I won’t he went ahh and then Trevor went What was that noise on it didn’t care? Yeah? Okay, macton you guys guys. I’m preparing the show I want to actually go up to them just hit Q to drop a game. It’s a big, man Since the odds are that I’m not gonna be the killer again I don’t want to go to the actual bridge now with it we Liz No, I don’t want to go anywhere with you. You’re a mean man, and you killed me I’ve over the door on myself, and I just said I can’t it won’t there’s a switch oh Oh by the way this either made for trouble in terrorist town So I didn’t see any but there’s a possibility that there’s traps that only betrayed whoa whoa whoa whoa what was that all right? Someone just can Bob elated with someone dead no Robot roll call all right Live live live all right wait it was you you Jack Who’s in my hole like being alone with you, but I really want to find this I? Just walked into the room you’re acting real shift right now Oh Jeremy when that thing we love the shine that walked I can I can confirm that I did well all right I don’t think it was Jack the through the thing any of these work To see if they would blow up and You’re talking over each other guys hey should we keep talking be respectful foot pop hold on it’s a little far No, you’re hurt, what happened You’re the juban okay, I think I got hurt because there’s no cannonball does anybody want a pamphlet calm, so you’ve become a murderer If you do there by the prison Jeff’s a murderer. I’m not the murder Tommy asshole said so you’ve become a murderer Guys I’m gonna cannonball the pool How do you open that door try Sorry Why are you badly wounded dragging us Klaus right because I can’t involved in it hurt me didn’t hurt me You know I was with Jeremy when someone shot him. Hey guys yeah. Yeah, if you go towards the back of the boat Yeah, there’s a music hall. Oh, I see Geoff is here. Hey. What’s up? I’m just putting on a little show up here You’re not a key. You’re not the killer. Are you no? I’m not all right you want to you want to be on the Band you know you’ll be on here right you’re gonna be a show tunes We’re working with here. I found the crown jewel. Yeah, yeah, you can just hit it soon there already I just thought that would be good. I know why you choose me. I’d probably deserve it but I’m in need of a new pianist Did you kill Jeff by point while he’s playing pianist Oh Jeff’s bought is it all over the back white I’m not gonna shoot you you’re you’re innocent I believe you’re innocent I am in you to believe that I’m innocent, but I don’t want you to shoot me I’m not going to shoot you my point is we got two innocent men in lots of guns. Oh Okay, it wasn’t Ryan. Oh Jack Let’s see let’s investigate him Okay, it wasn’t Jack Alfred are you still with Trevor. No, I’m Okay, so I’m gonna find my way home now Here’s the thing that I need the two of you to sort out, which one of you is gonna be a traitor And then oh he’ll totally know whoever’s in it. I’m all good do me a favor and kill the other person okay This is just two of us. Okay. Well those three of us, but I’ll wrap you here in a second I’m just offering you truth, and you can accept it if you want mm-hmm well see this blood This is all Fredo’s blood. We had a Blood Pact, and I put him in the flow who was near Uh who’s near that center area there that being said Alfredo you were like a table when I got discombobulated we? Walked in I heard a shot. Well. Where are you shit whoa? You started shooting me first no, but don’t kill me, please Jeremy Jeremy just start open. I know I did because it’s gosh. I was here. What gotta be Trevor I’m going to the bow does it ghost just whisper Gemma if you were my fave you’re my friend Uh-huh you’ll kill off. All right? Whoa whoa whoa says the man who shot at me first. I did shoot at you first that’s because odds are starting to become in my favor and without we have a Blood Pact, I mean my crowbar is filthy with your blood now come come to me listen I don’t need to look I’m going north or south on this alright I’ll meet you guys at the bow and we’re we I’m in the hospital right now Well get out and good and go to the bow out Here well Titanic together, and though yes Alright, who’s that? Oh? Alfredo, what did you get him I got him he got him is he dead oh? here we go finally found my way to the fucking I May have murdered Jeff for dramatic effect murder Ryan assuming you traitors Jeremy killed me Was about to initiate a plan with Jeremy to exterminate everyone else so right I guess happening she was walking shot yeah, we can pick a Smaller one I was like Leonardo DiCaprio when the ship was sinking just running around in the flooding hoarding connection problem Hey Take it easy we’re about to be actual damage. I’m already damaged ah alright alright. We go alright I’m innocent you that little thing. I’m so in this, ayah. It’s not Jeff your help Yeah same to you, buddy, what is your username Deus know? Your name again why I don’t see it, then is droughts, it’s tracked something what is it okay? Hey Trevor track some squats Yeah, hey Trevor No Trevor do me a favor can you listen backwards real quickly yeah t NE ce o– and and I? See what you’re doing. That’s why my name is innocent backwards Could be anyone, but also if I can ask that question while innocent I still fuck it up I don’t have the brain capacity to respray tab. Why are you getting your grenade out hey innocent backwards Jeff just case One that chances are one of the three of yous the killer smell spelt Harris backwards. All right. Well Drax’s oh god I have a cone well to be honest Trevor. It wouldn’t say terrorist So we found a man But I think I still got it right let the right guy. I want to get up on this Yes, okay What’s uh? What’s spray G. Oh yeah? That’s right It’s me and my buddy I would put you in the right spot there you go. Oh, thank you Keep in mind there is fall damage in this yeah, yeah, what about spring damage? Someone’s check the grave it wasn’t me That’s May have died from his own stupidity no I shot you up with a shotgun You guys want a faint like so I will admit to murdering Jeff only because I watched him drop a grenade and then run so Early, no. It was a man it was actually a smoke bomb it wasn’t a grenade he drops so that Jeff me ride in Oh Ryan decide How do you die I don’t know, but uh mr.. Shifty I was with you when Ryan died so yeah, we’re good. We’re good Shit who’s alive who else is live. I feel like you might have done I Know I killed yeah, I was deep in my smoke coughing well. They’re all up on the roof so Jeff. I’m sorry you understand Accident okay I Realized I was in trouble so I ran yeah, and you killed you you understand How suspicious that looks you know it was it wasn’t just a discombobulated. It wasn’t a real gonna know I didn’t know that I saw something fall on your head, and then you run Your Oh Get fucked oh, I bring a cone is it a code of peace. Yes. Oh, I can’t pick the cones are always o’clock There’s your cone, oh, thank you sir, no problem say it. Oh, it’s been shifty. I see uhm I see you right Stephen Street, mr.. Chef John don’t do it. Why is my magnetic stick the opposite? It pushes everything away Set up for round two at all me you know it doesn’t seem like I’m do that I could do you want to overwatch? Yeah, I got the sniper. I’m being the yeah I’m just watching I’m watching for any weird whoa I gotta tell you who’s I know who I suspect But I’m not gonna pull the trigger yet What? Alfredo their hands really think it’s rock hey Stop it. Yeah check this out No aah. Hey Trevor Trevor Carrying do I have to kill you no Trevor stop moving you might witness a murder No, I’m gonna see my shoot that thing out of the air all right. Oh, I’ll try turn around turn turn here I left That was on shooting window I tried to shoot it out of you. I got it. Oh, okay, sweet job I’m running. I think it’s probably probably Ryan’s a killer. I’m not doing anything. That’s the point I’m not near you. I’m gonna watch you Action Ryan’s I don’t trust him, and if I die, you know it was Ryan Ryan. Hey, babe, Thanks We’re putting each other we’re the only two or bench With Ryan Okay Really good chance Ryan’s a trainer would it be the traitor well all right? He’s going up the ladder if I die It’s because Ryan killed me up the ladder looking at me Fredo. I almost Really want him. I really want him to know that I could if I wanted yeah, you know I’m watching him He’s trying to get a bead on you guys there wasn’t anybody Ryan’s only He’s got two and a half minutes to kill anybody as long as I got eyes on the motherfucker you guys are safe Koby Evers Trevor Ryan just throw at me. Oh Trevor. That’s you The killer his bloodlust has got to be here You’re not Coming all right he’s not he wasn’t over Cesar hey Trevor he was not so sure I’m not so sure Ryan’s not the killer they yak I killed Trevor he’s not an overseer well deny. You know an iron people up on the train tracks with sniper So stay back We train we’ve trained for this right we watch for murder and then kill those who are guilty is Jeff alive. I’m alive I’m with Ryan who I don’t think is the killer. Thank you. Oh Jesus Oh Jeff making a mistake way, I feel like you’re me The overseers think it’s wrong The overseas Bryan’s on his own on the other side yeah I guess stuttering too much to be innocent. What what Jeff um I shoot you in the fucking head right now Why would you kill me? I’m not the killer as you said I’m not innocent I said you’re stuttering I’m very and although the trader. Also only has a minute left, so it’s probably about To witness a murder I feel like what are you doing over there Ryan picked up a different? Maybe Ryan is the killer what they’re gonna bring what yeah? Where’d you go Jack? I Kill Brian before or do you guys it didn’t kill you oh, no Trevor was fucking playing I was trying to cut the wires. I don’t know what wire to cull what’s it? Where’d you put it under the change right under you guys which? We I thought we established in the last load that it has what a radius blows every Boss the map last time yeah, maybe just that map a Shot right now yeah, okay, that’s fine. What’d you get? Really fucked up my thing by just following me around the hole All right all right, so I’m a shotgun so I can’t be an overwatch or this or numbers here. This is lose the traitor I am NOT the trainer. I was just the trainer Jeff. We just firing People looking at was allowed Jeff I’m not doing anything the trainer last time Over there I don’t know who was by the way you can’t throw the knife that you can buy it looks like it was our job Okay, yeah, no, it’s Jeff and I I watched you I’m not an overseer because I don’t that guy mmm. Oh is that guy who my back Jeremy backwards? Uh? How do you know? Oh, that’s a bad hurt a lot. I don’t think it’s Jeremy then it’s somebody else. It’s honest okay Why you should mean it wasn’t jack you were shooting at Jeremy how do you use them? It was not Ryan turns out did that hurt you Trevor Yeah, I have a confession what’s that? I threw the grenade earlier oh? Sure you the killer I’m not I’m not I found it it’s in da her name How come I can’t? How do I use the magnetic It’s a picture mister me see It’s not easy to use a magnetic stick, what are you doing? What are you doing? What do you do now for you? I’m trying to Swimmer your series have been dissolved. What are you doing? Alright, I’m not the one that left my soom that if you’re alive you’re the killer That’s not great. That’s good. That’s a yeah. That’s a harsh assumption there, okay? Where’s what happened in Trevor Trevor Trevor? I’m right here. Oh, he’s right there He’s I was following Jeff because he was being real Fukushima power bomb you’ll sketch Someone’s in the warehouse what yeah? Okay Still a lot of time, so I’m gonna make Okay someone okay, try to take me out, okay, who’s this who’s this? There’s nothing there was this Stop firing Jeff Trevor’s akela Yes Way and then say who threw that yeah, well I was a high position with Jeremy and the fucking Ryan murdered me It was not me you were totally right. Here’s the problem. Here’s the problem turn AIDS Ryan Yeah, once there in your hand you can’t not throw them They’re just it’s too much fun. I can be an overseer just run around with a grenade in your hand I don’t know how to use the magnetic stick You right click once on something wrong if it’s a body you can right-click on it And then left-click on a wall and hang it up. It’s funny I’m Ryan from the site, I know Look at my magic your step on my cone. No. I’m not the killer. Please tell me I can step on this cult Come on. The cone. I think you’re on his head Who’s done that’s never me Jeremy me or Alfredo cuz we were all right next we know we were next to each other Yeah, it was and then I saw it wasn’t any of us then I saw here what I’d go around the corner here’s what I hate to admit one of those one aids are not like you can’t call someone guilty because I’m just gonna make it pretty right Hey. Yeah you yeah Where maybe over here fun fun to throw around yeah, if you’re looking real suspicious yeah Killer To kill this person right here, let’s go Fredo It’s Jeremy I Courts Frado’s body don’t kill me Jeff won’t kill you. I don’t think I believe Jeff Of course I’m innocent okay, then I’ll leave you be right. Where do you know where they are? It’s not me you dickhead. No. That’s Jack. No. I’m up on the roof. I watched Ryan get shot. Hey Trevor. Yes guess what? discombobulated Fucking no. No I think it is Trevor Who’s alive it’s not me I think it’s just me Jack and Geoff. No, I’m I thought you killed Trevor and I shot Jeff right in the groin he’s up top. It’s not me yeah I’ll believe that when you’re dead Wow Jeff are you the are you the traitor? Sorry that was a little disrespectful Yeah, I may put a bullet through the back of Trevor’s head Jim but I don’t know where you did that Jeremy. Where are you? Jeremy can you tell me where you’re at yeah sure where yeah, I’m at the corner of fuck you gonna kill you. Oh, fuck you jack Trevor fuck whatever your name is Jeremy oh shit Move your big toe it’s intense move your Headshot that was tense alright. I killed one person should we do one more? Yes, I was writing it murdering Hedging my bets yeah, and then I murdered the shit out of Trevor and me and Jeff Jeff Yeah, you killed you shot me in the truth. No no I was watching You show me I was trained on you with my rifle, and I’m like is it Jeff and then you got shot at me like well Ha Jack. I got news for you. It’s never me Discombobulated, er I went all in on it being someone else On top of the chippy great. I really didn’t oh, oh oh Trevor. Did you throw it it’s never me just a Minute once a vis trigger-happy what Trevor Pretty sure he was absolutely Trigger-happy one more round though you shot him. No. He was talking directly at you and then died I was like well, okay I’m gonna have a rave in the street whoever wants to join boots and cats and boots and cats Let’s do like hand fall down Let’s go to Roarke Street. Yeah work streets good I’ll bet see this white square. This is gonna be the home of the rave right here. That’s a grenade all right. There’s a smoke Dust a smoker. This is Ray. I have a smoke Renee right here here. We go pop pop a rave come on Raven That’s gonna be an incendiary Everybody in I’m sure it’ll emerge alive Perfect Why is this guy’s you you don’t know how bad, I wish though is the traitor see four and they’re so bad oh My god Jesus Christ hey hold on all right calm down now This is how my traitor round went there was the body of Drax? Yeah? There’s the body of Jeff, okay, so? Okay, so where’s Ryan we’re in the Mist was Oh Mike yeah, but doesn’t mean anything Ryan Jerry is it you it’s not me. I swear How many people of Jewish units near you? I swear. It’s not me then it’s Jack Let’s fuck you you guys don’t want to murder everything. I was just looking at the rook and like the rail Are you just two times you go battle buddies? This is how I run I feel bad because I’ve killed Alfredo twice Hey guys, I leave leave the death in the game all right. You know what stop

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    SMG4: Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk

    August 22, 2019


    Glitch Productions That was a lotsa fun! Hey! I’m a thirsty! Hmmmm OH NO Uh oh, no more milky! I now know what I have to do don’t come in it’s the cancerous store that’ll give you diabetes old man sounds Movin on the ground, movin on the ground heeheehee ALRIGHTY HMMMMM That Gay Mushroom: LALALALALA Oh howdy there Mario, what’s up? Hello! (italian piss) Oh the milk section is right over there MIIIIIIIIIILK! THATS A SO LUCKY! WAHOO! Uh guys you dropped somethin’ .you might wanna pick- BOOM ok don’t worry about it NOOOOOOOOOOOO! How you doing? (angry gibberish occurs) (concerned remark) Crazy Girlfriend: Where’s all the f***ing milk man Gimme my goddamn milk plz mama mia (gay luigi sounds) goo weegee x2 OHHHHHH (Luigy humming sounds) OH NO YOU DONT! IAM LONELY (Some Italian Shit) Mario: Here we gooooo!!!! Gotcha b***h

    The Man Trapped Papa Jake! Prison Escape Room Challenge (TOP SECRET  Mystery Battle Royale Game)
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    The Man Trapped Papa Jake! Prison Escape Room Challenge (TOP SECRET  Mystery Battle Royale Game)

    August 21, 2019


    hey what’s going on Papa Jake fam if
    you’re just tuning in in our last video we were captured and locked up in some
    sort of prison after putting a dark web USB inside our computer yeah guys put
    the USB in and must have joined some weird game and we end up here in this
    prison cell on the USB there was a video of someone who’s calling himself the man
    and apparently he’s running a dark Legion and those are the guys wearing
    the creepy masks who have locked us up here it looks like we’re part of some
    online game and we even have ranks and numbers on a leaderboard we were able to
    find a key and get out of the handcuffs after that we found a code that opened
    up the cell door and led us into here however whoever put us up to this is
    watching us with cameras and the only way out of here is to beat the game and
    what’s a bit more time testing is we’d have 11 minutes to do so yeah we need to
    get out of here in 11 minutes so in order to do that we need to open this
    door okay well I was able to open up this laptop here that they left now
    looking through it it doesn’t seem like there’s any internet connection there’s
    no way for me to get out of here it completely closed down the entire
    internet so there’s no way for us to call for help but what I did find was
    this phone message a phone message yeah you think I should play it yeah here
    goes nothing 47 I don’t know but I know I have to beat it game okay
    guys it looks like from what we can gather we are players and we are being
    ranked in this internet game we don’t know what’s on the line we do we don’t
    know what happens if you lose but what I do know is that there were definitely
    other players here in our last video we found nametags from other players that
    were left inside that cell and what we think may have been their clothing okay
    look all we can do right now is get out of here we can try and figure this out
    later whoever these people are whatever they want we’re collecting on this
    camera we’re gonna need your guy’s help solid we have five minutes and
    okay quickly we got to figure out how to get out of here it’s gotta be a way to
    get out of the game to leave the game we don’t want to play this we never should
    have ordered that mr. box in the first place ah Jake we should have never gone
    to that SUV Logan I got something looks like it’s a note I cannot be felt seen
    or touched yet I can be found in everybody yet I have my own style of
    music what am i guys do you know what that means it’s some sort of riddle guys
    if you know what that means comment down below let us know in the comments if you
    have any idea what this could be hear that take a really loud train yeah
    it’s definitely a train it’s coming from above us okay well okay well maybe that
    gives us some information as to where we’re locked up it could be some sort of
    compound may be under railroad tracks I had no idea where we could be guys but
    that’s half the mystery is finding out where we are some sort of box over here
    and there’s a light and a piece of paper inside we’ve got four minutes there’s blocks here they make some sort
    of puzzle well maybe it has some sort of information as to the combination to
    that lock the lock requires a four-letter word guys which means this
    puzzle should be able to give us a four-letter word it’s up Chapter seven
    now it’s kind of hard to make out what this puzzle was it’s all broken down and
    old but I think this might be a picture of a bird guys do have to let me know in
    the comments what you think but that’s a bird all right well let’s go try it
    got it G come on there’s only two minutes left
    all right looks like it’s some sort of medical cabinet okay there’s a
    flashlight in here a book of the world with a city highlighted okay it’s a key hold on
    come on come on boy what’s going on look the lights went off I think we go
    through here come on follow me so we beat the game huh hello if we beat
    your game we go we got out of the prison look at the screen screen please no the
    screen Oh Papa Jake congratulations on completing your first task you have
    proven yourself and increased your rank in this challenge you will be given
    another chance to do so you see our dear friend in front of you has lost his
    necklace and needs have returned completing this challenge will award you
    with all right points but remember the game’s law the game is tough and in the
    end the game winners necklace we have to return a necklace to take whoever’s in
    there why would anyone want us to do this look we can escape from this right
    now guys we can get ourselves out of here but this isn’t going to stop as
    long as we’re on that leaderboard as long as we’re players in this game
    they’re gonna keep coming back for us to figure it out the first things first
    let’s find this necklace let’s get out of here cheap do you think it’s real
    I have no idea guys listen only call me I think this
    thing’s real but I hope you’re honest with you I don’t want to open it and
    find out something already gives me the creeps meaning maybe we could dial out
    of here that’s the county Bell yeah it’s a it’s an old-fashioned phone I might be
    able to get it to work on we’ll check the other side here guys with this I
    think you can make it call yeah look look there’s numbers here 110 120 way
    there should be here police okay let’s get ready dial up to
    police maybe I can alert them as to what’s going on do you hear anything
    yeah yes this is done 9-1-1 look we’ve been trapped inside some sort of a
    prisoner or something we put a USB inside a computer and we were here
    abducted we were abducted inside some sort of black van and we woke up inside
    a prison cell and we had to escape and there’s someone talking to us can you
    trace this call I’m sorry I can’t help you wait no no no Jacob I don’t know if that was the
    police I think this phone might be rigged again
    longer they’d be performing here for us to find looks like you’ll never getting
    out of here is but finding the madness for our pile here my guess is we gotta
    go through this door way to get it open check this out look there’s some sort of
    wire attached to the wall here it leads down into this bookcase bingo this is a
    mag lock it’s connected to that door so we do need a combination to get out of
    here only question is a combination could be anywhere I’m gonna start
    searching around wait look at the console thing looks like a with a
    flashlight and telescope okay all right there’s some paper in here check this
    out just give me goosebumps man I want to get out of here I want to now and
    guys if you see anything let us know down in the comments cuz we need your
    help if there’s anything related between this and any information you have as to
    who could be doing this to us let me know we need all the help we can get
    so I saw this chest over here and I thought it was locked but when I came
    over there’s actually no lock on it so I think it’s just budged I can’t really
    get it open but look at maybe with your help oh nice what is it there’s like a lot of
    stuff in there there is a lot of stuff in here looks like there’s a key here
    okay well we’re looking for a door combination lock but that might come in
    handy in the future toast birthday it’s got a code on the
    back down at the bottom to 1:06 if you think that’s the code it might be let’s
    try it worked it turned green try the door quickly nice fun it great
    so we made it to another room whoa G what is this like a big pyramid
    with this blue thing on it that’s sure that what was that that was a lot click
    guys I think this might be a massive block like a like a locker lock that you
    see at school the ones you turn we should be able to base it on the clicks
    start turning about quickly I still should be full rotation and listen for
    the click okay did you hear that clicked again okay now we just got to
    rotate it back so this is the last room okay we’re look we’re looking for a
    necklace we need to find a necklace and put it on whatever that mummy is and if
    we do that we beat the game and then maybe we’ll be allowed to leave this
    place check the drawers so you can buy nothing in there radio here I don’t know
    guys what was that guys listen to this tell us if you can hear something maybe that’s the people who’ve walked
    Sun here maybe who’s ever in charge whoever put us in this game maybe these
    are the people from the dark web Logan guys you need to tell us in the comments
    below what you think you heard I couldn’t make out anything but maybe you
    guys are able to hear it better than us let us know down below we’ve been in
    here for hours let me give us any food or anything to
    almost eat that painting painting look dude that’d be the necklace maybe looks
    like here’s a small lock here Jake did you have it pink so yeah have him nice
    pass it here we go let’s get this open come on get us out of here here we go
    got it

    COD ZOMBIES BOX FORT CHALLENGE!! 📦😱 NERF Mini Game, Mystery Box & More!
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    COD ZOMBIES BOX FORT CHALLENGE!! 📦😱 NERF Mini Game, Mystery Box & More!

    August 20, 2019


    mr. box time here we go what’s going on
    guys this Papa J Q from T with me and we are back with a brand new video and
    today guys we are doing something extra special we’re doing something I’ve
    wanted to do for a while now it you guys know I’m a huge Call of Duty fan more
    importantly I’m a massive zombies fan recently we’ve been making the biggest
    box for it we have ever made I mean you can see it here I’ve literally have to
    do the intro out here because it’s taking up the whole room it’s taking up
    two rooms that’s how big it is if you guys haven’t checked out those videos
    yet we did billionaires box fourth we did fall out box court and of course
    Batman box work in our last week in this house because we’ll move into a new
    house but I decided so we have all this space
    and all these rooms in this box court it would be awesome to make a call of duty
    zombies map all of duty zombies minigame with nerf guns we’re gonna have level
    ups a mystery box the ability to buy ammo and guns off the walls and my
    entire goal is to make it throughout the entire box and survive against the
    zombie onslaught now I’m gonna bring you guys inside the box to show you off in
    case you haven’t seen it yet but before we do that guys I do want to remind you
    I am doing a massive Christmas giveaway I’m giving back to all of you guys for
    being so amazing you know christmas is the time of givin and Papa Jake wanted
    to do something special for you guys which is why we’re giving a bunch of you
    guys brand new Xbox ones and iPhone X’s now I’m sorry to all you who said ps4s
    we had to choose its Xbox ones and iPhone X’s which is pretty sweet but we
    got a bunch them to give away guys and all you have to do to enter into win is
    hit that like button hit the subscribe button and most importantly a lot of you
    guys forget it smack that Bell buns beside the subscribe button click on
    notifications and you’ll never miss one of our videos so guys inside the box for
    now I’m gonna give you a quick tour we still have to clear it out in order to
    make it ready for zombies but as you guys can see we’ve got a room
    near the movie theater over here we have a massive room there’s also a second
    story up there and of course a very long hallway which leads to the company area
    and this is a whole other space now we even have a space in here there’s a
    treadmill over there which goes to the entrance and there’s another door here
    which goes into the gaming room which i think is where I’m gonna put the mystery
    box because it already kind of looks like a mystery box in here in order to
    get started other guys and in order for us to start this zombies game there’s
    two things I need to do I need to clear up this box bored of everything put up a
    bunch of security doors and then of course get all of our epic
    nerf guns in here and choose which guns I’m gonna use and let the zombies in and
    see if I can survive alright guys are checking out we’ve got our nerf box here
    and we have a ton of guns to choose from now I don’t want to bring all of them in
    because I definitely want to make it a bit of a challenge for myself but I’ve
    got to pick through which ones I want to spawn on the walls and then of course
    which ones are gonna be in the mystery box so here I have the box that we’re
    gonna use slash transform into the mystery box it’s nice and big and it can
    fit inside the mystery box room over there and get pretty much fit any nerf
    gun that we want to put in it I’m gonna kind of deck it out with some really
    cool tape and then make sure I can fit some guns in it and once it’s in there
    and I go to activate it it’s gonna be completely random which gun I get I
    don’t get to choose so it could be something like a sniper or key it allows
    your pistol hey it’s a mystery box so let’s start working on that and then
    we’ll get to working on the windows which is gonna be where the zombies
    enter into this box for it and my main points of defense it’s done and there we go check out how
    awesome this mystery box is I felt that the question mark and I’m also gonna add
    a smoke machine inside here so that when we do open it up a bunch of smoke comes
    out but basically that’s gonna go in there and then basically once I have
    enough points I’ll go in there open it up and see what I get
    so that doesn’t miss your box is done guys I’ve got to go around and start
    setting up the different windows the zombies can get in now just like in the
    game I’m gonna be able to reboard up these windows using tape so for example
    if a zombie breaks through a window I can grab the tape roll beside it tape it
    up and I’m good to go it’ll buy me a little bit of time before the zombie
    actually gets in and allow me to set up with my nerf guns to take them down we just started decking out the fort and
    it’s coming along awesome basically I don’t want to show you guys everything
    because I don’t want to spoil it as I’m going through the different rooms
    obviously I have to unlock every room in progression I don’t want you guys to
    know what guns are in each room but I will show you kind of what it looks like
    so as you guys can see on the wall here we have a gun and then we have it
    labeled with the amount of money it is if you look over here any door with the
    metal X on it is a door that I can open for a price so this door is $100
    of course the mystery box is sitting in here and we have a shock in here which I
    could buy but I’m gonna have to make some decisions cuz obvious I can’t buy
    every single gun any door that has a yellow caution tape symbol around it is
    either a window or a door that zombie can come in so those are things I have
    to be cautious of those are things I have to board up if too many zombies get
    in and also have to be aware of where they are in case the zombie tries to
    sneak up behind me but I’m almost done setting everything up so I think it’s
    about time to put you guys on my helmet-cam and get ready to start the
    world’s first Call of Duty box for zombies match so I’m gonna put you guys
    on board the GoPro head mount and we’re gonna start off in here all I get is my
    pistol but once I can unlock this door and go into the next rooms I can get
    more ammo and get more guns and hopefully survive this thing alright put
    the round begin so then one way you can come through
    oh if they bunch up in here I’m dead I gotta buy this door first thing Brian
    this should be enough points to buy the door let’s go let’s go alright next room
    mystery boxes in there $100 shotgun or pistol
    uh all right let’s do shotgun through the store 100 bucks I don’t have enough
    vamo let’s go let’s go let’s go there’s some work coming through there
    get the door the other door how’d you miss your box though mystery box mystery
    box time here we go okay see the shotgun way better bro these things up I get
    some money to open up the next room there we go here we go we gotta go we
    gotta go two hundred fifty two hundred
    let’s go this one we got a $500 room over there for a
    little bit here 250 combined sweet that’s you bad I’m high this door I see
    a little bit more money where they coming from next mystery box again I’m
    feeling lucky oh sweet
    sniper oh this is gonna help me a lot alright let’s do this let’s make your
    way to that door sweetie next room hohoho what’s this during their 50 bucks
    or the next door I’ll go with the cool come through you’re next maybe I should
    go back to mr. box all right leave this next door so Center bucks
    here we go these are the good here oh sweet fully automatic Eureka let’s say
    they’d be coming through these two windows here No that’s kind of the game the mega it’s
    over now looks like Papa Jack’s won this game
    here we go zombies let’s go time now I think I’m going
    after them myself this isn’t Ami’s versus me anymore this
    is me versus Amba let’s go well this pretty much wraps up our very first box
    Ford Kyle of duty zombies if you guys enjoyed it and think we should do
    another one make you feel bigger maybe get more zombies
    then let me know down below and smack that like button but they do so much for
    watching this video guys and of course I will be back with more awesome content
    for you so keep the subscribe button meet that notification button and I’ll
    be back in another box for video see you guys next time you

    B.A.S.E. jumping from a sailboat mast
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    B.A.S.E. jumping from a sailboat mast

    August 16, 2019


    The main challenge of this jump is the height. We have a 40-meter mast, which isn’t very high Because of the waves and the wind, the mast tilts from side to side. It will be kind of difficult to find the right moment to jump